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I'm a cyborg (or, I screwed up my knee again)

Gun Manufacturers
21-02-2007, 02:53
So, I was at work today, and I slipped and fell on a piece of round metal. My knee has swelled up to the size of a softball, my knee imobilizer is too small for my leg, and I'm on Vicoden.

Anyways, to the point of this post: Knee injuries suck, and Vicoden is great! :D
Andaluciae
21-02-2007, 03:00
Vicodin brings suffering.
Chumblywumbly
21-02-2007, 03:02
Ouch!

Though I was hoping for a story of a replacement knee. Possibly with flamethrowers.
The Jade Star
21-02-2007, 03:03
Yeah, I once got kicked in the knee quite hard. It was a long time ago but my knee is still messed up, I have to do exercises every day otherwise I get shooting pain whenever I bend my leg.
I didnt get any vicodin though. I got chewed out by the VP for 'provoking' the guy who tried to break my knee :rolleyes:
Gun Manufacturers
21-02-2007, 03:04
Vicodin brings suffering.

Actually, it's the other way around.

Suffering brings Vicodin. :D
Gun Manufacturers
21-02-2007, 03:04
Ouch!

Though I was hoping for a story of a replacement knee. Possibly with flamethrowers.


Nah, I'd want lasers. :D
Rameria
21-02-2007, 04:08
Ouch. Hope you feel better soon.
Dinaverg
21-02-2007, 04:11
Nah, I'd want lasers. :D

I'd install a sonic cannon in my right knee.

A writing utensil dispenser if it was my left.
New Stalinberg
21-02-2007, 04:39
And you havn't undergone Robocop surgery because?
Druidville
21-02-2007, 04:42
Painkillers are your friends. Happy little friends. Vicodin is a good one. :)
Lunatic Goofballs
21-02-2007, 23:20
Lucky bastard! allI ever get when I get hurt s 800 mg. Ibuprofen.