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Okay so we tried coming up with a way to poke fun at Shrove Tuesday and all.

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My first thought was to make a particular style of sacreligous pancake stack, with 1) the cross at the bottom, then 2) Jesus, and finally 3) Mary Magdelene giving that naughty lil' son of God a blowjob but logistically, well -

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We just stuck with the cruciform pancakes in the end. Although they're still sacreligious insofar as we ate them off of genuine Freemason crockery. Enjoy.

We certainly did.

Isn't it Fat Tuesday and Shrove Wednesday?

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Shrove Tuesday? Here the Tuesday is "fat". Had no idea it was something Christian. That is the day of the Semla in Sweden. I had three and almost threw up.

Good times.

Lol, Mary Magdalene giving a blowjob. Awesome.

Lol, Mary Magdalene giving a blowjob. Awesome.

It's part of what she did for a living--seems natural.

It's part of what she did for a living--seems natural.

And with a dollop of maple syrup - it's positively divine.

Yep Shrove tuesday is Christian, from the verb shrive or something. Now you can't eat anything sweet (traditionally you use all the junk up today in pancakes) till Easter, or you're all terrible sinners. I am also giving up alcohol except on any days where there might be a chance for some drink, especally this Saturday (Ireland beating England at rugby) and 17th of March.

And with a dollop of maple syrup–it’s positively divine.
*sniggers*

I didn’t have any pancakes today... forgot till I got on here. :( Then again, my flatmates and I are a bit lax with dates; they celebrated Valentines two days early...

It's part of what she did for a living--seems natural.
She did not, she was a good Christian prostitute and so only did it in the missionary position.

Dobbs... H.. How dare you...


now you got me hungry for Pancakes. :(

At my house, you can't have pancakes and syrup without

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Only on NSG can I, after a large lunch, get hungry again from TWO posts... :headbang:

THANK YOU SO VERY FUCKING MUCH EVE!!! :D


so much for my diet. :p


*leaves to raid the fridge* :(

I'll throw some lamb chops on the grill for ya...

Only on NSG can I, after a large lunch, get hungry again from TWO posts... :headbang:

THANK YOU SO VERY FUCKING MUCH EVE!!! :D


so much for my diet. :p


*leaves to raid the fridge* :(

lmfao!

I *heart* Dobbs forever

You make me giggle.

so much for my diet. :p
How do you think I feel? My wife has me on a diet and not only is she controlling my access to food but if I break it she gives me those Japanese puppy dog eyes and a massive guilt trip (and a half-an-hour lecture about my health).

I dare you to make a Mohammed pancake and publish it in a Danish newspaper. :p

At my house, you can't have pancakes and syrup without
I'll take my breakfast flatbreads without the side of raw meat, thank you.

I dare you to make a Mohammed pancake and publish it in a Danish newspaper. :p

Oh yes!

Hey, I just poked around Moderation and got side-tracked to some thread from last week about Catholics protesting the Dress-up Jesus fridge magnets. Shit, I've got the Dress-up Jesus fridge magnets - on my fridge! Had 'em for years, now. Never really thought of 'em as being terribly sacreligious. Besides, I think Jesus looks rather fetching in his pink tutu and snorkel mask.

Want I should go take a picture?

At my house, you can't have pancakes and syrup without *snip*

You eat your pancakes with raw meat?

You eat your pancakes with raw meat?

I'm beginning to wonder. Silence speaks volumes.

Want I should go take a picture?

In lieu of an actual response, I went and took one anyway. Joy to the world.

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In lieu of an actual response, I went and took one anyway. Joy to the world.

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Sweet! :D

Sweet! :D

:eek:

Mommy, why has uncle Jesus got diving gear covering his private parts?

I demand you crucify some gingerbread men on top of it!

This thread is the win.

Im reminded about the schwastika-shaped christmas cakes i made.... good times.

It's part of what she did for a living--seems natural.

There is no indication anywhere in the Bible that Mary Magdalene was a prostitute.

How do you think I feel? My wife has me on a diet and not only is she controlling my access to food but if I break it she gives me those Japanese puppy dog eyes and a massive guilt trip (and a half-an-hour lecture about my health).

Well, the point of the day is that you cut out luxuries afterwards. No one day of indulgence will have a big impact on your health, but the following 6 weeks of dieting (if that's what you do for lent) would do a lot for you.

There is no indication anywhere in the Bible that Mary Magdalene was a prostitute.

And there was never any indication in the Bible that Jesus was a faggot, he just never got married, was fondled by John the Baptist, hung almost solely with a group of men some of whom he loved and kissed...

And there was never any indication in the Bible that Jesus was a faggot, he just never got married, was fondled by John the Baptist, hung almost solely with a group of men some of whom he loved and kissed...

He was just like Hitler. :D










Yes, that's what I meant.

He was just like Hitler. :D

Except Hitler got married, even if Eva was a bit tranny looking.

There is no indication anywhere in the Bible that Mary Magdalene was a prostitute.

So why were the homies pulling a drive by stoning?

How is a cross shaped pancake sacreligious? Explain that to me. As for Mary Magdelane giving Jesus a blowjob, you've obviously been reading and/or watching the da vinci code, the idea of which is just plain stupid and is designed to make stupid people feel clever.

How is a cross shaped pancake sacreligious? Explain that to me. As for Mary Magdelane giving Jesus a blowjob, you've obviously been reading and/or watching the da vinci code, the idea of which is just plain stupid and is designed to make stupid people feel clever.

We've already established Jesus was a faggot, no need for you to do it again.

So why were the homies pulling a drive by stoning?
When you've got rocks lying around, you've got to throw them at something.

I love you Dobbs...don't ever change :)

How is a cross shaped pancake sacreligious? Explain that to me.

Well, on their own, not-so much. The initial idea though - the stack (and what it contained) - definitely so. The mitigating factor, however, is that the resulting cruciform pancakes were served up on genuine Freemason dishware. But of course this was explained in the OP, which beggars the question, "are you usually this thick in the head?"

As for Mary Magdelane giving Jesus a blowjob, you've obviously been reading and/or watching the da vinci code, the idea of which is just plain stupid and is designed to make stupid people feel clever.

Well, your misapprehensions are, frankly, none of my concern. I don't need Dan Brown to feel stupid or clever, and in truth, I find your supposition not only to be wholly incorrect, but highly offensive as well.

In a nutshell? Go fuck with somebody your own size, pipsqueak.

I love you Dobbs...don't ever change :)

I prefer to become progressively more "lived-in" as time marches on... so don't worry.

How is a cross shaped pancake sacreligious? Explain that to me. As for Mary Magdelane giving Jesus a blowjob, you've obviously been reading and/or watching the da vinci code, the idea of which is just plain stupid and is designed to make stupid people feel clever.

Actually it could be argued that cross-shaped pancakes are highly sacrilegious insofar as they are a mockery of the Mass. Christians of course being cannibals, and this would therefore constitute an heterodox and unauthorised eating of Christ's body.

What Dobbs is doing is therefore vaguely akin to a Black Mass, but at least it's only symbolic cannibalism, unlike proper Catholics who are apparently into the real thing. Transubstantiation... eek! :eek:

Actually it could be argued that cross-shaped pancakes are highly sacrilegious insofar as they are a mockery of the Mass. Christians of course being cannibals, and this would therefore constitute an heterodox and unauthorised eating of Christ's body.

What Dobbs is doing is therefore vaguely akin to a Black Mass, but at least it's only symbolic cannibalism, unlike proper Catholics who are apparently into the real thing. Transubstantiation... eek! :eek:

So... does that make me an - uhh... Anti-Pope or something? :confused:

You guys are going to Hell for this... :p


Seriously though, you guys don't take into account other people's beliefs and feelings. Assholes much?

To my detractors:

why not show some backbone and flame me without using attack-puppets?

To my detractors:

why not show some backbone and flame me without using attack-puppets?

because they are pissed that they missed out on your tastey pancakes. :D

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Shrove Tuesday? Here the Tuesday is "fat". Had no idea it was something Christian. That is the day of the Semla in Sweden. I had three and almost threw up.

Good times.

Light weight, I can manage atleast five, or a cool refreshing glass of lard.