NationStates Jolt Archive

1. George W. Bush
2. Allies? We don't need no stinking allies.
3. Country Music
4. Republicans
5. Texas
6. Number 1 in pollution
7. We complain when our gas is over $3.00

8. Sorry 'bout kidnapping your citizens
9. Sorry 'bout torturing them

Ugh, go away.

1. George W. Bush
2. Allies? We don't need no stinking allies.
3. Country Music
4. Republicans
5. Texas
6. Number 1 in pollution
7. We complain when our gas is over $3.00
What's wrong with Country Music? What are you? Some kind of commie?

8. Jealousy.
9. Wishing their country was as powerful.
10. Foreign Policy
11. Ignorance (common hating reason)
12. Wackos in the US get more airtime than wackos in other countries.

13. Shoot first ask questions later... if it was a friendly.... send the widow some flowers

13. Jewish Commies
15. Rosie O'Donnell

Ugh, go away.

Seconded.

14. Well, actually, you forgot 14.

11. Ignorance (common hating reason)


By ignorance you mean how you always think you are better than everyone else and therefore you don't consider the critism you get as valid and always do what you want anyway knowing that noone can stop you? Because if that's what you mean we agree.

7. We complain when our gas is over $3.00

then keep away from the Nullarbor plain then

By ignorance you mean how you always think you are better than everyone else and therefore you don't consider the critism you get as valid and always do what you want anyway knowing that noone can stop you? Because if that's what you mean we agree.

Why do you think I'm an American?

I meant Ignorance in that people see two or three TV shows, read a rant or two in a newspaper and meet a couple of obnoxious tourists and then somehow forget that the majority of people in the US are ordinary humans like you or me. The sort of ignorance that leads to people assuming that not only all americans voted for Bush, but that they are directly responsible for each and every one of his actions. The sort of ignorance sees a nation of 300 million people as a single stereotype of what an American is based on what the see in a news round up.

Why do you think I'm an American?

I meant Ignorance in that people see two or three TV shows, read a rant or two in a newspaper and meet a couple of obnoxious tourists and then somehow forget that the majority of people in the US are ordinary humans like you or me. The sort of ignorance that leads to people assuming that not only all americans voted for Bush, but that they are directly responsible for each and every one of his actions. The sort of ignorance sees a nation of 300 million people as a single stereotype of what an American is based on what the see in a news round up.

Okay, just wondering what you meant cuz you could have been more specific as there are many different types of ignorance.

16. Holding a 'World Series' in sports and not inviting any other country in the world

16. Holding a 'World Series' in sports and not inviting any other country in the world

I don't normally go in for these things...but that's a good one. :D

*sigh*

Nothing better to do today, I see?

16. Holding a 'World Series' in sports and not inviting any other country in the worldEvery once in a great while, Canada gets to come.

17. Jealousy over Bob Saget being American.

18. Bastardising OUR language! :p

17. Jealousy over Bob Saget being American.

It's true.

Bob Saget is a dirty, dirty man.

18. Bastardizing OUR language! :p

Like that? ;)

13. Jewish Commies


What?

19. Not sending me all you monies.
20. Not invading the Czech Republic, liberating the beer & giving it to me.
21. Not knowing what beer is to begin with.
22. Making it known you'd started calling chips "freedom fries". Seriously.. What's wrong with you people?
23. I don't need no fucking reason.
24. But breathing my air's as good a reason as any.
25. Not sending me the skulls of the half million civilians you've gotten killed over the last couple of years. Khorne's starting to bitch about it.

Like that? ;)

*shudder*

26. MacDonald's and other fast food

Every once in a great while, Canada gets to come.

Isn't Canada like, the 51st state? It just likes to pretend it's different when you get loud and embarrassing, and an itchy invasion-starting finger?

Kinda like New Zealand for us?

16. Holding a 'World Series' in sports and not inviting any other country in the world

That's the ONLY reason we need...


the rest is silly.....


I don't hate the US, it has DREADFUL chocolate though...

Isn't Canada like, the 51st state?No, that'd be Australia ;)

26: The U.S. has cornered the market on Goofballs and all the other countries are jealous. :)

In Soviet Russia, USA hate you!

Hmm, that one actually makes sense.

27) homophobia
28) Dick Cheney

26: The U.S. has cornered the market on Goofballs and all the other countries are jealous. :)
This is true.
In Soviet Russia, USA hate you!

Hmm, that one actually makes sense.

If it makes sense then you've done it wrong.




69: Because you touch yourself at night.

San Francisco.
Micky D's.
Kennedies.
Megachurches.

San Francisco.
Micky D's.
Kennedies.
Megachurches.

McDonalds is ok if you only have it rarely, and what's wrong with San Fransisco?

McDonalds is ok if you only have it rarely, and what's wrong with San Fransisco? Okay maybe not all San Francisco. But Berkely is fucking nuts. Here is a woman's day in there (http://www.zombietime.com/my_san_francisco_day/). That site as a whole is quite amusing actually.

I've got another one - the litigious culture which has spread to Britain and Ireland.

San Francisco.
Micky D's.
Kennedies.
Megachurches.

you forgot to number them.

Nauseatingly over the top patriotism.

Nauseatingly over the top patriotism.

is it so hard to number it?

is it so hard to number it?

Does it really matter?

No, that'd be Australia ;)

I'd have said the UK.

Actually that gives them the 51st, 52nd, 53rd and 54th State all rolled into one.

Then the Canuks make up 55.

And Aussie is 56th.