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See'n as the be no means to force the election, as there's no means to account for AWOL MPs (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12346465&postcount=544), I be callin' on all me crew to help break the impass and if needed overthrow parliment. All PUNKS AND PIRATES (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=500261) crew and sympathisers are here by ordered on deck.

See'n as the be no means to force the election, as there's no means to account for AWOL MPs (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12346465&postcount=544), I be callin' on all me crew to help break the impass and if needed overthrow parliment. All PUNKS AND PIRATES (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=500261) crew and sympathisers are here by ordered on deck.

*Decks Daistallia*

Next time ya be wantin me 'elp, ya might want ta explain what I's s'posed ta do, Capt'n. 'Tis all fine ya calls fer action, but ya gots to say how as well. Elsewise we's just gonna be standin 'ere on deck lookin daft when we coulds be drinkin & whorin.

*Decks Daistallia*

Next time ya be wantin me 'elp, ya might want ta explain what I's s'posed ta do, Capt'n. 'Tis all fine ya calls fer action, but ya gots to say how as well. Elsewise we's just gonna be standin 'ere on deck lookin daft when we coulds be drinkin & whorin.

We be need'n all party mebers to show up for now just in case things be ugly. Have an extra extra ration 'o rum fer being first on deck!

I'm not in the party but I'd like to inform you that my Higher Education institution (The University of Manchester) has a Pirate Society. I have attended hijackings of other group's activities by us pirates in this t-shirt:

http://www.backstreetmerch.com/images/products/bands/clothing/bou/bsi_bou2967.gif

This must fulfill the criteria for some kind of honorary recognition from your Party.

We be need'n all party mebers to show up for now just in case things be ugly. Have an extra extra ration 'o rum fer being first on deck!Rum, eh? You's fergiven then, capt'n... Fer now...This must fulfill the criteria for some kind of honorary recognition from your Party.Aye, 'ave an 'onorary eyepatch.
http://www.blackbeardscreations.com/pics/Eyepatch-tooled-I.jpg

I'm not in the party but I'd like to inform you that my Higher Education institution (The University of Manchester) has a Pirate Society. I have attended hijackings of other group's activities by us pirates in this t-shirt:

http://www.backstreetmerch.com/images/products/bands/clothing/bou/bsi_bou2967.gif

This must fulfill the criteria for some kind of honorary recognition from your Party.

Aye. (An check out the manifesto in me siggy, you might like... we be anarcho-punk/pirates. That bloody well jives wit yer image and what not... )

As an Anarrrchist, I reject ye political parrties, though. Yarr.

Arrrr!

Reportin on deck, Cap’n.

Oi! Oi! Oi!

As an Anarrrchist, I reject ye political parrties, though. Yarr.Consider it a union ya silly git.

*pees in sea*

Arrrr...I nom'nate tha bugger Ruffy ta be da official powda monkey of da parrrrty.

Arrr...'dis 'ought ta launch our party 'ta da stratosphere.

uh... hey... I don't hear any music... I'm gonna stick around for long if there isn't any punk.

While I am a member of the NSG Senate, I could like to be an honorary member of this party. I hate NBCyIpsW too. ^_^

I’m gonna stick around for long if there isn’t any punk.

*plays three chords*

*sneers*

Oh. I thought this was about sticking it to the man. FOX, the music industry and alikes.

uh... hey... I don't hear any music... I'm gonna stick around for long if there isn't any punk.Open ya ears then... (http://www.radioblogclub.com/open/133466/curasbun_oi/Curasbun%20Oi%21%20-%20Track%2004) Needy runts alwayys whinin o'er somethin or other. Less talk more rum.
Arrrr...I nom'nate tha bugger Ruffy ta be da official powda monkey of da parrrrty. Only ifn I gets ta set it on fire.

uh... hey... I don't hear any music... I'm gonna stick around for long if there isn't any punk.

I be Guvna Jerry Brown
Ma aura smiles and nevarrr frowns
Soon I will be presadent

Cartarrr Powerrr will soon go away
I will be fuhrer one day
I will be commandin' all of ya
Yer kids'll meditate in school
Yer kids'll meditate in school

California Uber Alles
California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California
Uber Alles California

Zen facists'll control ya
hunnerd percent naturarl
Ya'll jog fer da master race
And always wear a 'appy face

Close yer eyes
Can't 'appen here
Big Bro on a white 'orse is near
Da hippies won't come back ya say
Mallow out or ye'll pay
Mallow out or ye'll pay

[Chorus]

Na it is 1984
rap rap on ye front door
I's the felt/silk sacret palice
Dey have come fer yer landlubber niece

Cam quietly to da camp
Ya'd look nice as a drawstring lamp
Don't fret, 'tis only a shower
For yer clothes, 'ere's a pretty flowa

DIE ON ORGANIC POISON GAS
SERPENTS EGG ALREADY BE HATCHED
Ye'll go to davy jones's locker, ya little clown
When you mess with President Brown
When you mess with President Brown

[chorus]

Here you go:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BmMTopztVlY

California Uber Alles
California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California
Uber Alles California
I was once walking up the High Street of Edinburgh, in the old toon, wearing my DK hoodie, when I turned the corner onto George IV Bridge, to be met by the site of a rather pished dude, resplendent in army jacket and DK patches.

He noticed my hoodie and grabbed me with glee, bursting into a rendition of California Über Alles. We started singing, twirling around in a mini circle pit, and got our picture taken by some interested tourists (maybe they thought we were some bizarre walking tour...). After two verses he hugged me, thrust a fresh can of Special Brew into my hand, shouted, “Fuckin right!”, and dondered off round the corner, narrowly avoiding a piper.

Pure class.

*stands with gun and sword ready*

Mo Capitan, I stand ready to do yer bidding. ARRRR

arrrr, me hearties!!! me timbers be shivrin'! lets see this parl'ment buurrn and keelhaul them scurvy lan'lubbin' dogs who be shirkin' they duties! that ought te be warrmin' me cockles to be sure!

arrrr, me hearties!!! me timbers be shivrin'! lets see this parl'ment buurrn and keelhaul them scurvy lan'lubbin' dogs who be shirkin' they duties! that ought te be warrmin' me cockles!

Buckets o' blood! I don't be likin' ya like that, ye'll git na warming o' da cockles from me!

arrrr, me hearties!!! me timbers be shivrin'! lets see this parl'ment buurrn and keelhaul them scurvy lan'lubbin' dogs who be shirkin' they duties! that ought te be warrmin' me cockles to be sure!

*pounds rum mug on the bartable in agreement*

time te burn down those scurvy dogs parl'ment!!!! *lights torch*

Buckets o' blood! I don't be likin' ya like that, ye'll git na warming o' da cockles from me!

nay lad, i be warrmin' me cockles te tha flames that be ragin' through tha parl'ment house i tell ye. elsewise, ye don't git tha 'onor te be my ship-wife.

nay lad, i be warrmin' me cockles te tha flames that be ragin' through tha parl'ment house i tell ye. elsewise, ye don't git tha 'onor te be my ship-wife.

'onor? 'Tis be more 'o an honor ta swab da decks than te be yer ship-wife. Although I be admitin' tha warmin' yer cockles by a fire be a kinkay thing to do.

Pure class.That be soundin eerily familiar. You sure 'twas Edinburgh?

Good lads an' lassies, the lot of yer!

That be soundin eerily familiar. You sure ‘twas Edinburgh?
Aye, I be sure. Unless my ship put down in a strange port. Maybe there be many a DK fan, full o’ grog and wanting to sing.

Arrr/Oi!

Silly pirates. You're no match for our Imperial Gunboats.

Silly pirates. You’re no match for our Imperial Gunboats.
Arrr, ye have a fine point there.

*steals gunboat*

Arrr.... *looks around*....uh... *realises weasels don't make very good pirates...*

Arr I be reporting for duty Cap'n. I have rum! Lots of rum!

Arr I be reporting for duty Cap'n. I have rum! Lots of rum!

*takes the rum and Londim's weapons and runs for it*

Consider it a union ya silly git.

Unions don't have MPs. If ye mention the CNT I shall smite ye good. YARR.

*takes the rum and Londim's weapons and runs for it*

Arr ye will pay fot that! To steal rum from a pirate is to steal rum from the whole crew! Ye'll walk the plank!

*passes the rum around the crew*

Ye was sayin land lubber?

Land lubber?! I am outraged! I call for a duel! Duel I say!

Arr ye will pay fot that! To steal rum from a pirate is to steal rum from the whole crew! Ye'll walk the plank!

*passes the rum around the crew*

Ye was sayin land lubber?

*takes the rum and Londim's weapons and runs for it*

Be settelin' down wee laddie. We nae be needin' a "Catin's Mast" fer the two of yer, afore the trouble brewing in parliment. An I be remindin' yer both of the Articles ye took. Stealin' from yer brothers an' fightin' among the crew be forbidden!

Be settelin' down wee laddie. We nae be needin' a "Catin's Mast" fer the two of yer, afore the trouble brewing in parliment. An I be remindin' yer both of the Articles ye took. Stealin' from yer brothers an' fightin' among the crew be forbidden!

Not fightin' cap. Jus sharin' the love of rum with de crew.

OI! ME HEARTIES!

Ye been holdin steady an' I be PROUD!

Quartermaster, an extra tot o' rum fer me good hearties fer their patience!

Be ye holdin a bit longer, an' we'll see action.

I be giving ultimatum:
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12368465&postcount=577

By midwatch me time tomorrow if the parliment be not moved, we be revolting!!!!

Hoorah. Tis time for change! Change I say!

Hoorah. Tis time for change! Change I say!

And I suggest all me hearties reply to the scurvy dog who dares to question me standing as an MP.

And I suggest all me hearties reply to the scurvy dog who dares to question me standing as an MP.

I'm not a scurvy dog. I'm a British gentleman who disapproves of your threats towards the Parliament.

Ilaer

I'm not a scurvy dog. I'm a British gentleman who disapproves of your threats towards the Parliament.

Ilaer

You are not a gentleman. Your party ignores elected officals in order to gain power. You rule is over!

You are not a gentleman. Your party ignores elected officals in order to gain power. You rule is over!

Evidence?

Ilaer

I'm not a scurvy dog. I'm a British gentleman who disapproves of your threats towards the Parliament.

Ilaer

Not only are you a scurvey lan'lubbin' dog, you are now our prisoner, having been caught trespassing aboard ship.

To the brig with ye.

Not only are you a scurvey lan'lubbin' dog, you are now our prisoner, having been caught trespassing aboard ship.

To the brig with ye.

*a party of redcoats attacks the ship and liberates Ilaer before leaving the P&P party members to recover*

Ilaer

*a party of redcoats attacks the ship*

And are repulsed before liberating you...

And are repulsed before liberating you...

Telegram:
Then why am I back in the NBCyIPsW party headquarters drinking tea to recover from the shock of your bilges?

Ilaer

Telegram:
Then why am I back in the NBCyIPsW party headquarters drinking tea to recover from the shock of your bilges?

Ilaer

:::Looks at you in chains in the brig::: Ah poor laddy's delusional....

:::Looks at you in chains in the brig::: Ah poor laddy's delusional....

Well, I got some sympathy with the 'poor laddy'.
*sends in squad of redcoats from NBCyIPsW party HQ to kidnap Daistallia for party negotiations*

Ilaer

Yarrr. Ye be acting improper sir! Tis a war you shall receive!

Well, I got some sympathy with the 'poor laddy'.
*sends in squad of redcoats from NBCyIMPsW party HQ to kidnap Daistallia for party negotiations*

Ilaer

Ye be in irons in me brig, laddy, an' not communicating with yer party. Be ye careful, lest ye be swimmi' with Davey Jones....

Yarrr. Ye be acting improper sir! Tis a war you shall receive!

Not another one...
Listen, we've already got Denmark going (we've almost won, I believe), the ceasefire-but-possibly-going-to-descend-into-war with the Senate, countless loons who hate the NBCyIPsW party in any case and on top of all that we have to debate with you lot!
That's why we kidnapped Daistallia. For peace negotiations.

Ye be in irons in me brig, laddy, an' not communicating with yer party. Be ye careful, lest ye be swimmi' with Davey Jones....

See above.

Ilaer

P.S. Oh damn... I came in person rather than sending a telegram... *runs away before being captured again*

That's why we kidnapped Daistallia. For peace negotiations.

Seeing as you were in irons and not in communication with your party, you've done no such thing.

[/B]P.S. Oh damn... I came in person rather than sending a telegram... *runs away before being captured again*

Ye' still be in irons, ye be not running anywhere.

Arrr, I be ashamed at the state o’ democracy....

*shoots Ilaer in the legs*

Now you won't be going nowhere you scurvy dog.

I just thought I'd drop by and ask the Punks and Pirates party if they would be willing to support My resolution (http://forums3.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12369891&postcount=598) that should rectify this misscarriage of democracy. It is my hope that the sane, non-silly members of parliament can get this bill passed the filibustering time-wasters who destroyed parliament last time around.

I don't suppose you lot could be bothered to not put me in chains, p'raps? I'm no pirate by any means, but I'd like to think I made muster as a punk. Surely that'll get me some forgiveness, no?

ye ar. Ye won't be in chains if ye don't upset me.

I just thought I'd drop by and ask the Punks and Pirates party if they would be willing to support My resolution (http://forums3.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12369891&postcount=598) that should rectify this misscarriage of democracy. It is my hope that the sane, non-silly members of parliament can get this bill passed the filibustering time-wasters who destroyed parliament last time around.

I don't suppose you lot could be bothered to not put me in chains, p'raps? I'm no pirate by any means, but I'd like to think I made muster as a punk. Surely that'll get me some forgiveness, no?

only if'n we's be able t' do some lootin' and a pillagin' first.

*Random spam cannonball is fired.*

OVER MEGAPHONE: Oh, sorry. Just got my fleet back and we thought we'd celebrate.

*Pummels whoever put a real cannonball in there and sends crew to repair the hole in the room Ilaer is in.*

OVER MEGAPHONE: Sorry about tha'.

EDIT: I am in my boat, safe from you lot. And my crew cannot be captured either. :p

*Random spam cannonball is fired.*

OVER MEGAPHONE: Oh, sorry. Just got my fleet back and we thought we'd celebrate.

*Pummels whoever put a real cannonball in there and sends crew to repair the hole in the room Ilaer is in.*

OVER MEGAPHONE: Sorry about tha'.

EDIT: I am in my boat, safe from you lot. And my crew cannot be captured either. :p
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How do I join this pirate party? I have used pirated software and pirated sat tv. Even in the army our tank was called blackbeard. So does that qualify as a bonafide pirate?

How do I join this pirate party? I have used pirated software and pirated sat tv. Even in the army our tank was called blackbeard. So does that qualify as a bonafide pirate?

sounds like ye be worthy. here be the official party thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=500261) an' de poll fer signin' up.