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Well, I just woke up from one of the strangest dreams I've ever had. Not only did it involve Smunkeeville yet again, it also involved the guy I like, Jerry Springer on a motorcycle teaching German, Ifreann, Peter van Pels, and the President of the USA (not that this dreamPrez looked like any real presidents but rather like my vice principal with a monocle...).

First, there was this movie about NSG (hence Ifreann and Smunkee). I was one of the Little Smunkees, and Ifreann had come to live with us (not sure why). Smunkee and Mr. Smunkee were on the porch and I was running around, then the dream changes to Jerry Springer riding motorcycles in an arena. That was a daydream and I was back in a German class (which is odd since German isn't offered at my school) which was being taught by Jerry Springer. One of the things we learn about it the Holocaust, and suddenly I'm Margot Frank and attempting to escape from Auschwitz with Otto Frank, Hermann van Pels, and Peter van Pels (Anne and Edith Frank had been deported but not Margot.... not sure what happened to the others) and we're all hiding under blankets and they're wrapped so that we look like dead bodies. Then Peter is like "The Allies are here! We're free!" and so we get out of our blankets and there's the President in the next room....

Weird.

You watch too much TV!

You watch too much TV!

No, the only TV I've watched this week was some BS about Anna Nicole Smith, Survivor, and CSI and the local news. All in the same night.

I hardly watch TV at all anymore, there's never anything on :(

That's a weird dream but most dreams are. However as you're weirded out I give you a friendly fluffle: :fluffle:

:eek: i had one last night where i got on NSG and saw they locked the
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That's a weird dream but most dreams are. However as you're weirded out I give you a friendly fluffle: :fluffle:

I didn't even mention the part where I was on a field trip somewhere and the bus was going 77 miles an hour.... :eek: and then we went through my neighborhood.... :eek:

And that my eighth grade English teacher once performed in some theater.... (in the dream).

No, the only TV I've watched this week was some BS about Anna Nicole Smith, Survivor, and CSI and the local news. All in the same night.

I hardly watch TV at all anymore, there's never anything on :(
:eek:

That's not possible! The Simpson's Guide to Life Dream Interpreter is WRONG!

I didn't even mention the part where I was on a field trip somewhere and the bus was going 77 miles an hour.... :eek: and then we went through my neighborhood.... :eek:

And that my eighth grade English teacher once performed in some theater.... (in the dream).

So you're just flushing your filecache, like anybody else...

So you're just flushing your filecache, like anybody else...

:confused:

A monocle? tell me more of this president. I like the cut of his jib.

At least this dream doesn't involve anyone massaging someones balls...

:confused:

Everything you've mentioned so far takes their cues from your day-to-day experience, with odd discontinuous jumps and twists that your dreaming mind stiched together into a jumbled-up narrative anyway. The dreaming empties your subconscious and preps you for the next day.

Like periodically emptying (flushing) your browser's filecache. See?

Everything you've mentioned so far takes their cues from your day-to-day experience, with odd discontinuous jumps and twists that your dreaming mind stiched together into a jumbled-up narrative anyway. The dreaming empties your subconscious and preps you for the next day.

Like periodically emptying (flushing) your browser's filecache. See?

Ummm... being cast in a movie about NSG with Smunkee and Ifreann? Going down a highway on a bus going 77 miles an hour? Attendign a German class taught by Jerry Springer? And being Margot Frank and not in Bergen0Belsen with Anne?

I have no clue how this is from day-to-day life...

A monocle? tell me more of this president. I like the cut of his jib.

Okay... this guy looked vaguely like one of my high school's vice principals, only dressed in a military uniform and wearing a monocle, and pointing his finger and giving a speech and there was a PowerPoint thing going on.... Margot Frank was a long time before Power Point.

Ummm... being cast in a movie about NSG with Smunkee and Ifreann? Going down a highway on a bus going 77 miles an hour? Attendign a German class taught by Jerry Springer? And being Margot Frank and not in Bergen0Belsen with Anne?

I have no clue how this is from day-to-day life...

It's abstract. If you were on NS that day (or a few days before, just "recently"), and spoke to smunkee or ifreann, then it imprints on your mind. When you dream, every little thing that's imprinted on your mind is kinda re-organised and stored, and the brain seems to link it all together. Your brain needs this time to rid itself of all the fluff, which is why sleep is psychological as well as physical. No sleep, all that stuff that piles up. That's why people who don't sleep for extreme amounts of time go a bit nutsy.

How much am I getting paid for this movie? And do I get a sex scene?

Ummm... being cast in a movie about NSG with Smunkee and Ifreann? Going down a highway on a bus going 77 miles an hour? Attendign a German class taught by Jerry Springer? And being Margot Frank and not in Bergen0Belsen with Anne?

I have no clue how this is from day-to-day life...

I did say 'discontinuous', didn't I?

- You spend a lot of time on NSG, hence Smunkee & Ifreann.
- You spend time on roadways in vehicles, possibly in buses (schoolbuses? municipal buses?), hence the bus. The speed of travel might indicate something (anxiety? I dunno).
You attend school, hence the classes/classrooms & the President (authority figure) mixes with your vice-principal (a more tangible authority figure)
- et cetera, et cetera.

Nothing so odd about your dreams.

I had a dream last night that George W Bush appeared on the Daily Show.

How much am I getting paid for this movie? And do I get a sex scene?

It was a dream.

I did say 'discontinuous', didn't I?

- You spend a lot of time on NSG, hence Smunkee & Ifreann.
- You spend time on roadways in vehicles, possibly in buses (schoolbuses? municipal buses?), hence the bus. The speed of travel might indicate something (anxiety? I dunno).
You attend school, hence the classes/classrooms & the President (authority figure) mixes with your vice-principal (a more tangible authority figure)
- et cetera, et cetera.

Nothing so odd about your dreams.

Ohhh.... I see. :)

How much am I getting paid for this movie? And do I get a sex scene?

what you want to do in that scene the movie would have R rating

what you want to do in that scene the movie would have R rating

The movie would probably have a PG-13 rating anyway :p

Everything you've mentioned so far takes their cues from your day-to-day experience, with odd discontinuous jumps and twists that your dreaming mind stiched together into a jumbled-up narrative anyway. The dreaming empties your subconscious and preps you for the next day.

Like periodically emptying (flushing) your browser's filecache. See?

You're not saying all dreams are like that, are you? because I'd have to completely disagree, at least based on many of mine. For example: A couple of nights ago I had a dream involving like one of those assembly line robot arm things, and it had a naked 16 year old girl strapped to it, and the girl was basically controlling it, and the two of them had fused into one being; and the girl was sexually propositioning me, and i was like "no way, I don't want that" and she was like "go on, look up rape in the dictionary, that's what I want", and so I looked it up and saw that it was a type of flower and oil, and I told her, and she was all like "you know that's not what I meant".

How the fuck do you explain that one?

It was a dream.

I don't care, dream money and sex is better than nothing.

I did say 'discontinuous', didn't I?

- You spend a lot of time on NSG, hence Smunkee & Ifreann.
- You spend time on roadways in vehicles, possibly in buses (schoolbuses? municipal buses?), hence the bus. The speed of travel might indicate something (anxiety? I dunno).
You attend school, hence the classes/classrooms & the President (authority figure) mixes with your vice-principal (a more tangible authority figure)
- et cetera, et cetera.

Nothing so odd about your dreams.

You are ruining the dream! It should be some random thoughts going in no particular direction thereby forming a weirdass dream. Why can't it be this then trying to analyze it rationally? Come on, run with the strangeness and just "oooh" and "aaaah" with the rest of us!

Besides there are plenty of dreams that have zero basis in reality so your analysis can't work in all cases.

The movie would probably have a PG-13 rating anyway :p

so you dream PG-13 :p

Well, I just woke up from one of the strangest dreams I've ever had. Not only did it involve Smunkeeville yet again, it also involved the guy I like, Jerry Springer on a motorcycle teaching German, Ifreann, Peter van Pels, and the President of the USA (not that this dreamPrez looked like any real presidents but rather like my vice principal with a monocle...).

First, there was this movie about NSG (hence Ifreann and Smunkee). I was one of the Little Smunkees, and Ifreann had come to live with us (not sure why). Smunkee and Mr. Smunkee were on the porch and I was running around, then the dream changes to Jerry Springer riding motorcycles in an arena. That was a daydream and I was back in a German class (which is odd since German isn't offered at my school) which was being taught by Jerry Springer. One of the things we learn about it the Holocaust, and suddenly I'm Margot Frank and attempting to escape from Auschwitz with Otto Frank, Hermann van Pels, and Peter van Pels (Anne and Edith Frank had been deported but not Margot.... not sure what happened to the others) and we're all hiding under blankets and they're wrapped so that we look like dead bodies. Then Peter is like "The Allies are here! We're free!" and so we get out of our blankets and there's the President in the next room....

Weird.

Wow, shit. I've had weird dreams before, but never involving NSG. I had a dream where the girl I liked was going with Frank Burns (the guy from M*A*S*H) last year, and another dream in fifth grade where the girl I liked was sitting on a brown-cream toilet screwed into the gym floor and said "Go away." Yeah, I have a crazy imagination.

How much am I getting paid for this movie? And do I get a sex scene?

Just hope they don't cast a bald guy with a beer belly as you. And don't talk about jerking off so much, you'll drive it up to an X rating.

there are plenty of dreams that have zero basis in reality so your analysis can't work in all cases.

I never claimed it could. Novae's dream is, however, quite ordinary. I have dreams similar to hers rather frequently, as a matter of fact. I don't see the harm in better understanding why we dream the things we do, and honestly - I'm not out to "ruin" anything, U.

Wow, shit. I've had weird dreams before, but never involving NSG. I had a dream where the girl I liked was going with Frank Burns (the guy from M*A*S*H) last year, and another dream in fifth grade where the girl I liked was sitting on a brown-cream toilet screwed into the gym floor and said "Go away." Yeah, I have a crazy imagination.



Just hope they don't cast a bald guy with a beer belly as you. And don't talk about jerking off so much, you'll drive it up to an X rating.

It's going to get banned anyway, may as well get it banned for as many things as possible.

Wow, shit. I've had weird dreams before, but never involving NSG. I had a dream where the girl I liked was going with Frank Burns (the guy from M*A*S*H) last year, and another dream in fifth grade where the girl I liked was sitting on a brown-cream toilet screwed into the gym floor and said "Go away." Yeah, I have a crazy imagination.

This is the third dream I've had about NS and the second that involved Smunkee.

Just hope they don't cast a bald guy with a beer belly as you. And don't talk about jerking off so much, you'll drive it up to an X rating.
Actually, the Ifreann in my dream looked more like a guy in one of my stories. He was still Ifreann but looked like a guy in one of my stories than the real Ifreann.

It's going to get banned anyway, may as well get it banned for as many things as possible.

Yeah, it's going to get banned for involving NS (which would get anything banned :p) and it's going to get banned for involving Jerry Springer on a motorcycle teaching German.

This is the third dream I've had about NS and the second that involved Smunkee.


Actually, the Ifreann in my dream looked more like a guy in one of my stories. He was still Ifreann but looked like a guy in one of my stories than the real Ifreann.

i just recalled that the last was my second dream with NS the first one was about NS hearing of me bring the last man left of my Company

Yeah, it's going to get banned for involving NS (which would get anything banned :p) and it's going to get banned for involving Jerry Springer on a motorcycle teaching German.

I'll call Dakota Fanning and a chainsaw hire place, shall I?

It's going to get banned anyway, may as well get it banned for as many things as possible.

Nah. It could be hailed as a brilliant experiment. After all, that happened to Robert Altman. I mean, it's disconnected, rated, and it came out of someone's imagination. It's also bashes the government, and it's unabashedly liberal. Just like the MASH movie. You could win an Oscar for best director, Pancake.

take note if oneof you going to dream about my Funeral the song playing better be Have You Ever Seen The Rain by CreeDance Clearwater

I never claimed it could. Novae's dream is, however, quite ordinary. I have dreams similar to hers rather frequently, as a matter of fact. I don't see the harm in better understanding why we dream the things we do, and honestly - I'm not out to "ruin" anything, U.

Yeah, compared to other strange dreams out there (one of my favorites was when my house was covered in snakes) it is ordinary. Still, I've tried to look into my dreams in the past and see if I have done something recently that could account for it and often come up empty. Many times it takes months for some event in my life to make it into my dreams. I suppose this could add weight to your brain simply purging information while you sleep though... Anyway I demand more dreams!

take note if oneof you going to dream about my Funeral the song playing better be Have You Ever Seen The Rain by CreeDance Clearwater

I was thinking more along the lines of "Hotel California" by The Eagles. :p

I was thinking more along the lines of "Hotel California" by The Eagles. :p

both are good songs

For the forum scenes, "War Pigs" by Black Sabbath should be playing in the background.

I had a dream too, a dream that all NSers could spell, and construct basic sentences with ease. Alas, I awoke too soon.

And Smunkee...why do you have a cult?

For the forum scenes, "War Pigs" by Black Sabbath should be playing in the background.

No "Rock Me like a Hurricane"?

War Pigs has an antiwar message, which is really what NSG's all about. It's a cool song too. Rock Me Like A Hurricane seems kinda strange, but definitely cool. Why not both?

War Pigs has an antiwar message, which is really what NSG's all about. It's a cool song too. Rock Me Like A Hurricane seems kinda strange, but definitely cool. Why not both?

All right, I can live with that. I am not really familiar with Black Sabbath, that is my problem. I have a "Best of.." CD coming from the library so hopefully my ignorance will be taken care of soon.

I had a dream too, a dream that all NSers could spell, and construct basic sentences with ease. Alas, I awoke too soon.
That's quite possibly the most ridiculous dream ever.

And Smunkee...why do you have a cult?
Who doesn't have a cult these days?
War Pigs has an antiwar message, which is really what NSG's all about. It's a cool song too. Rock Me Like A Hurricane seems kinda strange, but definitely cool. Why not both?

I think we should get someone else to do the soundtrack.

That's quite possibly the most ridiculous dream ever.
I know, I know, I'm embarrased to even admit it.

Who doesn't have a cult these days? Me. And I need some followers to abuse right now, in a not nice way.

All right, I can live with that. I am not really familiar with Black Sabbath, that is my problem. I have a "Best of.." CD coming from the library so hopefully my ignorance will be taken care of soon.

Heh. War Pigs is one of Black Sabbath's best songs. You might like it.

I never remember my dreams.
A notable exception was when I was small(er), I dreamed I was being chased by Zombie velociraptors (you read that right) in Boston (where my Dad lived at the time). I hid in his bathroom where the only way in or out was a door which I promptly locked. The rest of the dream was me sitting in a sealed bathroom, where certain death awaited me outside, desperately wanting to wake up (at that point I realised I was in a dream).

Interestingly I haven't remembered a dream as vividly since.

I know, I know, I'm embarrased to even admit it.
Me. And I need some followers to abuse right now, in a not nice way.

Hmm...Your ideas intruige me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

That aside, I don't remember me getting a cult either.

My wierdest dream ever:

I was on a flight from Oakland to Kyoto when it crashed in New Jersey, just outside my house, and the Yakuza started shooting at me while I was trapped in overhead storage. Fortunately Clint Eastwood shoots them up and saves me. After which the hedges burst into flames and the grass turns into spiders for some reason.

That's all I remember.

I smell a movie deal.

My wierdest dream ever:

I was on a flight from Oakland to Kyoto when it crashed in New Jersey, just outside my house, and the Yakuza started shooting at me while I was trapped in overhead storage. Fortunately Clint Eastwood shoots them up and saves me. After which the hedges burst into flames and the grass turns into spiders for some reason.

That's all I remember.

My wierdest dream ever:

I was on a flight from Oakland to Kyoto when it crashed in New Jersey, just outside my house, and the Yakuza started shooting at me while I was trapped in overhead storage. Fortunately Clint Eastwood shoots them up and saves me. After which the hedges burst into flames and the grass turns into spiders for some reason.

That's all I remember.

I smell a movie deal.

:p

My weirdest dream was when i was in preschool. I beat up all the kids and when I finished, I turned around and this "duh-duh-duh-DUH!!" music came on. Then the camera panned to my preschool teachers, coming through the wrechedge with harpoons. So I jumped out the window and was eaten by Jaws.

but yeah... a dream about NSG? crazy.

Yeah... I'm on NSG way too much. :(

My weirdest dream was when i was in preschool. I beat up all the kids and when I finished, I turned around and this "duh-duh-duh-DUH!!" music came on. Then the camera panned to my preschool teachers, coming through the wrechedge with harpoons. So I jumped out the window and was eaten by Jaws.

but yeah... a dream about NSG? crazy.

Johnny's gonna like this. I had a Bleach dream. Byakuya and Renji were in a tiny wooden rowboat, on a stormy sea, trying to kill a menos grande with a flashlight.

I had a dream David Hasselhoff starred in a hit Broadway musical.




Oops, that was real. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9ZOro3CM_Q)

I had a dream David Hasselhoff starred in a hit Broadway musical.




Oops, that was real. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9ZOro3CM_Q)

Yay! The Hoff! :D

I'm impressed at how he's singing his shirt off :p

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u275/Gravlen/NSG/hasselhofflove7qq.jpg

If that doesn't bring the nightmares, nothing will! ;)

I had a dream David Hasselhoff starred in a hit Broadway musical.




Oops, that was real. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9ZOro3CM_Q)

Well, that explains that one...

My dreams are fucked up. Either they make no sense, or have a perfectly coherent plot that involves massive quantities of gratituous violence.

Johnny's gonna like this. I had a Bleach dream. Byakuya and Renji were in a tiny wooden rowboat, on a stormy sea, trying to kill a menos grande with a flashlight.

Byakuya. Renji. Trying to kill a menos with a flashlight. Lolz. (snickers) Did you make this up?

Hmm...Your ideas intruige me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

That aside, I don't remember me getting a cult either.

I don't have one either.

No, the only TV I've watched this week was some BS about Anna Nicole Smith, Survivor, and CSI and the local news. All in the same night.

I hardly watch TV at all anymore, there's never anything on :(

True dat, yup.

I had a dream that this is a spam thread.

No, the only TV I've watched this week was some BS about Anna Nicole Smith, Survivor, and CSI and the local news. All in the same night.

I hardly watch TV at all anymore, there's never anything on :(

Clearly you don't know about the better shows. House for one. I also watch Monk and Psych. And The Shield and Rescue Me. Great entertainment.

Well, I just woke up from one of the strangest dreams I've ever had. Not only did it involve Smunkeeville yet again, it also involved the guy I like, Jerry Springer on a motorcycle teaching German, Ifreann, Peter van Pels, and the President of the USA (not that this dreamPrez looked like any real presidents but rather like my vice principal with a monocle...).

First, there was this movie about NSG (hence Ifreann and Smunkee). I was one of the Little Smunkees, and Ifreann had come to live with us (not sure why). Smunkee and Mr. Smunkee were on the porch and I was running around, then the dream changes to Jerry Springer riding motorcycles in an arena. That was a daydream and I was back in a German class (which is odd since German isn't offered at my school) which was being taught by Jerry Springer. One of the things we learn about it the Holocaust, and suddenly I'm Margot Frank and attempting to escape from Auschwitz with Otto Frank, Hermann van Pels, and Peter van Pels (Anne and Edith Frank had been deported but not Margot.... not sure what happened to the others) and we're all hiding under blankets and they're wrapped so that we look like dead bodies. Then Peter is like "The Allies are here! We're free!" and so we get out of our blankets and there's the President in the next room....

Weird.

Awesome.

Two questions though -
one, were there any crabs? With shoes on, or shooting lightning out of their eye stalks?
Well, i meant two TOPICS for questions ... anywho,
two, was the president doing anything with a pretzel, a Segway, a door in a Chinese embassy, or some bike-mounted Italian police?
Or cocaine?


..actually, that's a lot of questions.
Sorry.

My God! David Hasselhoff has been playing the lead in "The Producers" on Broadway! :eek:

Awesome.

Two questions though -
one, were there any crabs? With shoes on, or shooting lightning out of their eye stalks?
Well, i meant two TOPICS for questions ... anywho,
two, was the president doing anything with a pretzel, a Segway, a door in a Chinese embassy, or some bike-mounted Italian police?
Or cocaine?


..actually, that's a lot of questions.
Sorry.

I had a dream that I'm going to choke you if you quote Dane Cook one more time. *gets in choking position* awaits perverted reply taken out of context

I had a dream that I'm going to choke you if you quote Dane Cook one more time. *gets in choking position* awaits perverted reply taken out of context

:)
Clyde Bruckman (The Brevious): You know, there are worse ways to go, but I can't think of a more undignified one than auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Mulder (Luporum): Why are you telling me that?

Clyde Bruckman (The Brevious): Look, forget I mentioned it. It's none of my business.

My God! David Hasselhoff has been playing the lead in "The Producers" on Broadway! :eek:

Almost drives you to drink doesn't it? :p

Almost drives you to drink doesn't it? :p

Makes me scared to go to sleep, it does! :(