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A Georgia (USA) lawmaker has accused the Jews of spreading the idea of evolution. I guess he thinks those damn JOOOZ are trying to bring down Christianity. The ignorant redneck inbred hillbilly lawmaker has circulated a memo to lawmakers in other states to display his stupidity proudly and make a name for himself as the best village idiot in the whole country.

Sometimes I think we should have let the South go.


http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/news/texassouthwest/stories/DN-evolution_14tex.ART.State.Edition1.298e1cb.html

That's odd. I always thought these Southern evangelical types were, for want of a better word, philosemites.

If the Jews want to spread science then I'll be a philosemite. :)

He actually said "pharisee religion" and "kabbalites", so he may well just mean Orthodox Jews or something.

What a prick.

So let me get this straight, this Georgian is trying to suggest that if it weren't for the dirty Jews spreading the idea of evolution then us humans would still be swinging from the trees? That's an interesting idea.

A Georgia (USA) lawmaker has accused the Jews of spreading the idea of evolution. I guess he thinks those damn JOOOZ are trying to bring down Christianity. The ignorant redneck inbred hillbilly lawmaker has circulated a memo to lawmakers in other states to display his stupidity proudly and make a name for himself as the best village idiot in the whole country.

Sometimes I think we should have let the South go.


http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/news/texassouthwest/stories/DN-evolution_14tex.ART.State.Edition1.298e1cb.html

And I see you as a biggot and a http://www.nearlygood.com/smilies/taz.gif for two reasons. First, no where in the article did the lawmaker "accuse the Jews of spreading the idea of evolution. What the article said was " Mr. Bridges' memo claims that teaching evolution amounts to indoctrinating students in an ancient Jewish sect's beliefs." Not at all the same as what you implied.

Secondly, you have used used steriotypical biggoted remarks to discribe a whole section of the county.

What, are you trying to tell me that Darwin wasn't a Jew? Come off it, DCD, look at that beard (http://donsmaps.com/images5/darwin.jpg).
Facial hair like that can only grow with the aid of a steady diet of matzo and blintz.

And I see you as a biggot and a http://www.nearlygood.com/smilies/taz.gif for two reasons. First, no where in the article did the lawmaker "accuse the Jews of spreading the idea of evolution. What the article said was " Mr. Bridges' memo claims that teaching evolution amounts to indoctrinating students in an ancient Jewish sect's beliefs." Not at all the same as what you implied.

Secondly, you have used used steriotypical biggoted remarks to discribe a whole section of the county.

I'm a Tasmanian devil?

Anyway, I used stereotypical bigoted remarks to refer to the lawmaker. Also one tends to see more of his type in places like the south. Want to think of me as a bigot? I'm fine with that. Just make sure you judge the folks in the South and Midwest who talk about Northeaster "latte drinking, ivory tower, elitist, pinkos" as bigots as well.

A Georgia (USA) lawmaker has accused the Jews of spreading the idea of evolution. I guess he thinks those damn JOOOZ are trying to bring down Christianity. The ignorant redneck inbred hillbilly lawmaker has circulated a memo to lawmakers in other states to display his stupidity proudly and make a name for himself as the best village idiot in the whole country.

Sometimes I think we should have let the South go.


http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/news/texassouthwest/stories/DN-evolution_14tex.ART.State.Edition1.298e1cb.html

So the Jews are spreading the idea of evolution, while Christians use Jewish scripture to go against evolution? Judaism is the reason why Christian retards doubt evolution in the first place.
And now please nuke Georgia (USA).

Georgia is the "squeal like a pig" and "peanut farmer" state, right?

And now please nuke Georgia (USA).
But if you do that, you deprive millions of future middle schoolers of the fine comedy that comes from noticing that the Giant peach sign (http://daveandtele.com/roadtrip/images/sc_peach.jpg) sort of looks like a butt if you squint your eyes while approaching from the right direction.

I'm a Tasmanian devil?

Anyway, I used stereotypical bigoted remarks to refer to the lawmaker. Also one tends to see more of his type in places like the south. Want to think of me as a bigot? I'm fine with that. Just make sure you judge the folks in the South and Midwest who talk about Northeaster "latte drinking, ivory tower, elitist, pinkos" as bigots as well.

Oh I do. I live in the South and was born and raised in the North. And there you go again "one tends to see more of his type in places like the south." How very prejudice of you. :(

A Georgia (USA) lawmaker has accused the Jews of spreading the idea of evolution. I guess he thinks those damn JOOOZ are trying to bring down Christianity. The ignorant redneck inbred hillbilly lawmaker has circulated a memo to lawmakers in other states to display his stupidity proudly and make a name for himself as the best village idiot in the whole country.
Why are 63.57438% of your threads trying to find something stupid a Christian does? What do you have against Christians?

Oh I do. I live in the South and was born and raised in the North. And there you go again "one tends to see more of his type in places like the south." How very prejudice of you. :(

When was the last time a Northeastern state slapped a warning label on a biology book because it referred to evolution? Down South and in places like Kansas enough people are anti-evolution that they can get the school boards to do things like place warning stickers on science books, try to introduce creationism into the school curriculum and even in some cases try to ban the teaching of evolution. Up North we don't have enough people who are anti-evolution to get things like that done.

It appears that you have misunderstood this article. From what I gather, it is not at all about blaming Jews, as Celtlund also stated. Chisum appears, instead, to be seeking a way to remove the study of evolution from the schools. He is reasoning that it, along with the Big Bang theory, could be taken out the classroom if it is found to have a religious bias. Chisum is asserting that the bias is toward the Jewish faith. He proposes that either you eliminate it completely on those grounds, or you teach evolution and creationism at the same time, since they both have biases toward religion.

I don't think his argument makes one bit of sense, personally. It's a grasping-for-straws attempt at accomplishing his agenda. I did want to take a minute to explain this though, so that readers who find this thread but don't actually read the article are not mislead.

Why are 63.57438% of your threads trying to find something stupid a Christian does? What do you have against Christians?

I don't blame all Christians for crap like this. I blame the Christians who promote lies and ignorance in the name of religion.

Its all a terrible conspiricy! Atheists, with the support of the gay rights movment and whith the assistance of the Jews are atempting to destroy the Christian American way of life by having evolution taught in US schools. Whats more its all being done with the blessing of Iran and North Korea!!!!11111111one!!!!!.

Another article on the same subject. It seems this nut isn't just against evolution, but also believes that the earth is stationary and the universe revolves around it.

Still, it's enough to set the world a-spinning that the chairman of the House Appropriations Committee, the most powerful committee in the House, distributed to legislators a memo pitching crazed wingers who believe the earth stands still -- doesn't spin on its axis or revolve around the Sun -- that Copernicus was part of a Jewish conspiracy to undermine the Old Testament. http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2007/2/16/114553/289

Another article on the same subject. It seems this nut isn't just against evolution, but also believes that the earth is stationary and the universe revolves around it.

We could launch him into orbit for some first hand observation.

Geez. Is there something in the air down south that causes these imbeciles to be born or mutate (Oh, how that would be an irony).

Uh, isn't Judaism also against evolution (the story of creation comes from Judaism, doesn't it)?

Uh, isn't Judaism also against evolution (the story of creation comes from Judaism, doesn't it)?

That's just another delicious layer of crazy on this story. This guy thinks the Jews are trying to undermine the old testament, which is essentially Jewish scripture.

I don't blame all Christians for crap like this. I blame the Christians who promote lies and ignorance in the name of religion.Since Christianity entirely consists of lies and ignorance in the name of religion, I suppose that's all one can expect.

Read the frikin article. Find the quote where the guy flat out blames Jews because I could not.

Uh, isn't Judaism also against evolution (the story of creation comes from Judaism, doesn't it)?

Jews don't put the same level of blind faith into Genesis that Christians tend to. It's more of a moral guide and a tale of lore that their faith is based upon. At least with moderate sects.

It appears that you have misunderstood this article. From what I gather, it is not at all about blaming Jews, as Celtlund also stated. Chisum appears, instead, to be seeking a way to remove the study of evolution from the schools. He is reasoning that it, along with the Big Bang theory, could be taken out the classroom if it is found to have a religious bias. Chisum is asserting that the bias is toward the Jewish faith. He proposes that either you eliminate it completely on those grounds, or you teach evolution and creationism at the same time, since they both have biases toward religion.

I don't think his argument makes one bit of sense, personally. It's a grasping-for-straws attempt at accomplishing his agenda. I did want to take a minute to explain this though, so that readers who find this thread but don't actually read the article are not mislead.

Very good first post. Welcome the the insanity of NSG. :fluffle:

Read the frikin article. Find the quote where the guy flat out blames Jews because I could not.

Oh, come on. The guy is nuts. Evolution is biased towards Judaism?

Read the frikin article. Find the quote where the guy flat out blames Jews because I could not.

In the original article he doesn't come out and say "It's the Jews' fault", but he blames Kabbalists and "the Pharisee religion". Kabbalah is Jewish religious mysticism and the Pharisees were, well let's let wiki describe it.

The word Pharisees comes from the Hebrew פרושים prushim from פרוש parush, meaning a "detached" one, that is, one who is separated for a life of purity. (Ernest Klein, Comprehensive Etymological Dictionary of the Hebrew Language) The Pharisees were, depending on the time, a political party, a social movement, and a school of thought among Jews that flourished during the Second Temple Era (536 BCE–70 CE). After the destruction of the Second Temple, the Pharisaic sect was re-established as Rabbinic Judaism — which ultimately produced normative, traditional Judaism, the basis for all contemporary forms of Judaism, with the possible exception of the Karaites.

In the second article he says explicitly that there is a Jewish conspiracy to undermine the Old Testament.

I don't blame all Christians for crap like this. I blame the Christians who promote lies and ignorance in the name of religion.

I blame the members of any religion "who promote lies and ignorance in the name of religion" for the stupid, insane, and horrible things they do. :eek:

I blame the members of any religion "who promote lies and ignorance in the name of religion" for the stupid, insane, and horrible things they do. :eek:

You've seen my posts about radical Islam and the shit I took over that? I've been called a bigot by just about everyone on NS now.

And I see you as a biggot and a http://www.nearlygood.com/smilies/taz.gif for two reasons. First, no where in the article did the lawmaker "accuse the Jews of spreading the idea of evolution. What the article said was " Mr. Bridges' memo claims that teaching evolution amounts to indoctrinating students in an ancient Jewish sect's beliefs." Not at all the same as what you implied.

Secondly, you have used used steriotypical biggoted remarks to discribe a whole section of the county.

"Indisputable evidence – long hidden but now available to everyone – demonstrates conclusively that so-called 'secular evolution science' is the Big Bang, 15-billion-year, alternate 'creation scenario' of the Pharisee Religion,"

Mr. Bridges also supplies a link to a document that describes scientists Carl Sagan and Albert Einstein as "Kabbalists" and laments "Hollywood's unrelenting role in flooding the movie theaters with explicit or implicit endorsement of evolutionism."


From the bill proposed:

“Evidence Confirming That ‘Evolution Science’ Is Not Secular But Is A Religious Model.

This Model Is Dependent Upon Billions Of Years Of Evolution To Establish An Alternative ‘Creation Scenario’

Which Is Ratified By The Pharisee Sect Of Judaism And Taught In The ‘Holy Book’ Kabbala.”

I think Warren Chisum is using a false name, as he's obviously a richard.

Read the frikin article. Find the quote where the guy flat out blames Jews because I could not.who reads articles? :)

It appears that you have misunderstood this article. From what I gather, it is not at all about blaming Jews, as Celtlund also stated. Chisum appears, instead, to be seeking a way to remove the study of evolution from the schools. He is reasoning that it, along with the Big Bang theory, could be taken out the classroom if it is found to have a religious bias. Chisum is asserting that the bias is toward the Jewish faith. He proposes that either you eliminate it completely on those grounds, or you teach evolution and creationism at the same time, since they both have biases toward religion.

I don't think his argument makes one bit of sense, personally. It's a grasping-for-straws attempt at accomplishing his agenda. I did want to take a minute to explain this though, so that readers who find this thread but don't actually read the article are not mislead.

Sorry to tell you this, but Chisum is arguing that since he opposes teaching religion in schools (there's a laugh) and since evolution is the teaching of the Jewish mysticism called Kaballah, it should not be tought in school.

It is directly stated in the information the representative provided that evolution is the propogation of the beliefs of Kaballah.

"Indisputable evidence – long hidden but now available to everyone – demonstrates conclusively that so-called 'secular evolution science' is the Big Bang, 15-billion-year, alternate 'creation scenario' of the Pharisee Religion,"

Mr. Bridges also supplies a link to a document that describes scientists Carl Sagan and Albert Einstein as "Kabbalists" and laments "Hollywood's unrelenting role in flooding the movie theaters with explicit or implicit endorsement of evolutionism."


From the bill proposed:

“Evidence Confirming That ‘Evolution Science’ Is Not Secular But Is A Religious Model.

This Model Is Dependent Upon Billions Of Years Of Evolution To Establish An Alternative ‘Creation Scenario’

Which Is Ratified By The Pharisee Sect Of Judaism And Taught In The ‘Holy Book’ Kabbala.”

As I said. Nuke Georgia. Quick.

Uh, isn't Judaism also against evolution (the story of creation comes from Judaism, doesn't it)?

Either you did not read the article, you did not read the previous posts, you didn't understand what you read, or all of the above.

It isn't Judaism as a whole that is against evolution, it was "an ancient Jewish sect's beliefs. One ancient sect.

However, the OP would have you beleive it is all Jews. Evidently his propaganda is working on some people in this forum. :(

You've seen my posts about radical Islam and the shit I took over that? I've been called a bigot by just about everyone on NS now.

Well, if the shoe fits....:eek:

Either you did not read the article, you did not read the previous posts, you didn't understand what you read, or all of the above.

It isn't Judaism as a whole that is against evolution, it was "an ancient Jewish sect's beliefs. One ancient sect.

However, the OP would have you beleive it is all Jews. Evidently his propaganda is working on some people in this forum. :(

Have you read the second article I posted on the subject?

Still, it's enough to set the world a-spinning that the chairman of the House Appropriations Committee, the most powerful committee in the House, distributed to legislators a memo pitching crazed wingers who believe the earth stands still -- doesn't spin on its axis or revolve around the Sun -- that Copernicus was part of a Jewish conspiracy to undermine the Old Testament.

Jewish conspiracy. Not ancient sect of Judaism's conspiracy, Jewish conspiracy. And blaming people like Carl Sagan for it makes it modern, not ancient.

Well, if the shoe fits....:eek:

I've bashed the asshole members of just about every religion. You think I'm a bigot? That's your opinion. I really don't care. I know I'm an equal opportunity offender.

Either you did not read the article, you did not read the previous posts, you didn't understand what you read, or all of the above.

It isn't Judaism as a whole that is against evolution, it was "an ancient Jewish sect's beliefs. One ancient sect.

However, the OP would have you beleive it is all Jews. Evidently his propaganda is working on some people in this forum. :(

And in what way do an ancient Jewish sect's beliefs differ from the teachings of the rest of Judaism?

And in what way do an ancient Jewish sect's beliefs differ from the teachings of the rest of Judaism?

I am not a Jew or a member of an ancient Jewish sect so I can not tell you that. However, the beliefs of an ancient sect usually does not represent the beliefs of any modern mainstream religion. :rolleyes:

I am not a Jew or a member of an ancient Jewish sect so I can not tell you that. However, the beliefs of an ancient sect usually does not represent the beliefs of any modern mainstream religion. Then it wouldn't be the same religion, right? And has Judaism really changed? They still worship the same weird god and believe in the nice stories of the bible, right, including the creation tale, right?

You've seen my posts about radical Islam and the shit I took over that? I've been called a bigot by just about everyone on NS now.

You're a bigot.

There, now you have :p

You're a bigot.

There, now you have :p

You're just saying that because you're a member of the mongrelized, miscegenated mud races.

Still, it's enough to set the world a-spinning that the chairman of the House Appropriations Committee, the most powerful committee in the House, distributed to legislators a memo pitching crazed wingers who believe the earth stands still -- doesn't spin on its axis or revolve around the Sun -- that Copernicus was part of a Jewish conspiracy to undermine the Old Testament.
http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/7/73/Roflcopter.gif

I knew it!

:p

They'll support Israel in hopes it'll push the Meggido Clock forward and bring Jeebus back ahead of schedule, but any other time it's "t3h 3b1l j00z" time.

Hoooow convenient.

Schlomo! They're on to us! Oy, grab the motzo and the fossils, we're leaving!

A Georgia (USA) lawmaker has accused the Jews of spreading the idea of evolution. I guess he thinks those damn JOOOZ are trying to bring down Christianity. The ignorant redneck inbred hillbilly lawmaker has circulated a memo to lawmakers in other states to display his stupidity proudly and make a name for himself as the best village idiot in the whole country.

Sometimes I think we should have let the South go.

And I thought I'd heard it all...

Schlomo! They're on to us! Oy, grab the motzo and the fossils, we're leaving!

And Mel Brooks! You can't forget Mel Brooks!

A Georgia (USA) lawmaker has accused the Jews of spreading the idea of evolution. I guess he thinks those damn JOOOZ are trying to bring down Christianity. The ignorant redneck inbred hillbilly lawmaker has circulated a memo to lawmakers in other states to display his stupidity proudly and make a name for himself as the best village idiot in the whole country.

Sometimes I think we should have let the South go.


http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/news/texassouthwest/stories/DN-evolution_14tex.ART.State.Edition1.298e1cb.html

The website of the group he's basing his views on is even funnier.

http://www.fixedearth.com/

You're just saying that because you're a member of the mongrelized, miscegenated mud races.

What's your point?

I'm a Tasmanian devil?

Yep. :)

But if you do that, you deprive millions of future middle schoolers of the fine comedy that comes from noticing that the Giant peach sign (http://daveandtele.com/roadtrip/images/sc_peach.jpg) sort of looks like a butt if you squint your eyes while approaching from the right direction.

Hooray! :D

We must gather all these creationist lawmakers and put them into a room where they will be given copious amounts of alcohol and be inundated in cannabis smoke. We will then play for them the Galaxy Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JSR_6qfXTg) until they come to their senses. If that doesn't work, we send in the scrotum-seeking attack weasels. :)

A Georgia (USA) lawmaker has accused the Jews of spreading the idea of evolution. I guess he thinks those damn JOOOZ are trying to bring down Christianity. The ignorant redneck inbred hillbilly lawmaker has circulated a memo to lawmakers in other states to display his stupidity proudly and make a name for himself as the best village idiot in the whole country.

Sometimes I think we should have let the South go.


http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/news/texassouthwest/stories/DN-evolution_14tex.ART.State.Edition1.298e1cb.html

I think you are over reacting.

The website of the group he's basing his views on is even funnier.

http://www.fixedearth.com/

I wonder if they worship with the Flat Earth Society? http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublonskopf/Flatearthsociety.htm

We must gather all these creationist lawmakers and put them into a room where they will be given copious amounts of alcohol and be inundated in cannabis smoke. We will then play for them the Galaxy Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JSR_6qfXTg) until they come to their senses. If that doesn't work, we send in the scrotum-seeking attack weasels. :)

Get the same results for less investment sending them to a Scientology recruitment seminar.

I thought you were against torture.

I never said that. I just believe that torture should be for entertainment purposes only. :)

We must gather all these creationist lawmakers and put them into a room where they will be given copious amounts of alcohol and be inundated in cannabis smoke. We will then play for them the Galaxy Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JSR_6qfXTg) until they come to their senses. If that doesn't work, we send in the scrotum-seeking attack weasels. :)

I thought you were against torture.

I wonder if they worship with the Flat Earth Society? http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublonskopf/Flatearthsociety.htm

or with the timecube (http://www.timecube.com/) guys

that first site is fugly though, why do they use more than 4 lettertypes?

Mr. Chisum was asked if Mr. Bridges' memo reflects his own views.

"No, absolutely...

wha?

I just spent some time on fixedearth.com. I think I'm having an embolism. :(

The website of the group he's basing his views on is even funnier.

http://www.fixedearth.com/

From the wbsite:

The Fair Education Foundation, Inc.

The irony! It burns!

Its a simple fact of astronomy that the earth moves around the sun. I'm a christian and i beleive it.

From the wbsite:



The irony! It burns!

Like acid. :(

OOC
Celtlund & Drunk Commies Deleted

Get a private thread? The two of you are going off on random tangents only remotely related to Georgia; meanwhile, *at least me, i am not voicing for all NS here!* am looking for alternate views on the matter, to better make a decision if it matters to .me. or not. :headbang:

I personally am siding with Celtlund on what the article means, but it would get lost amidst the ocean of electron charged love you two are throwing back and forth. And this is only page one! There is five pages of this?!?!? :eek:

So I am sending this instead. :fluffle:
-Rafe

A Georgia (USA) lawmaker has accused the Jews of spreading the idea of evolution. I guess he thinks those damn JOOOZ are trying to bring down Christianity. The ignorant redneck inbred hillbilly lawmaker has circulated a memo to lawmakers in other states to display his stupidity proudly and make a name for himself as the best village idiot in the whole country.

Sometimes I think we should have let the South go.


http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/news/texassouthwest/stories/DN-evolution_14tex.ART.State.Edition1.298e1cb.html

ZOMG TEH JOOOOZ R BRINGIN DOWN TEH CHIRITIANS!!!!!!?!?!1111!!!11!BBQhax!!!!!!11111
:mp5: :sniper: :gundge: :upyours: :headbang:

In America it seems as though the further south you go, the stupider people are.

But I don't want the South to be let go, that means I'm going with them :(

In America it seems as though the further south you go, the stupider people are. What are they like in Panama? :D

What are they like in Panama? :D

I meant the USA.

Though if you go far enugh south to Florida, there's a bit less stupidity. And if you cross the border into Virginia they're REALLY stupid.

Its a simple fact of astronomy that the earth moves around the sun. I'm a Christian and i believe it.So astronomy is a matter of belief?

I'd be happy to take full credit, except that a number of Jews are creationists.

Oh, and as far as I know, neither Einstein nor Carl Sagan ever studied Kabbalah. Both were Jewish, and I am proud to number them among my people.

So astronomy is a matter of belief?

According to those nutters at Fixedearth.com it is. :(

According to those nutters at Fixedearth.com it is. :(

And their companion site, fuckedearth.com

"No, absolutely, although I'm a Christian, and I believe in creation," he said. Creation science is the idea that the Earth was created in six days some 6,000 years ago.

"You ought to teach creation as well as the fact of evolution," Mr. Chisum said, though he said "all of those kinds of sciences have holes in them. ... But I'm not about teaching religion in schools."


I'm confused. "I believe in creation." "Creation should be taught as well as the "FACT" of evolution." I'm really confusededed.

I could totally believe Darwin was a Jew. He's got the beard, and that's all you really need to be a jew, right?



Right?

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Creationism needs to be taught alongside Evolution. Specifically, it needs to be taught in science class while dealing with group insanity.

Creationism needs to be taught alongside Evolution. Specifically, it needs to be taught in science class while dealing with group insanity.

Pffft, psychology is a soft science.

Pffft, psychology is a soft science.

Yeah. and you'd tick the Scientologists off. :)

Creationism needs to be taught alongside Evolution. Specifically, it needs to be taught in science class while dealing with group insanity.

Abberant Psychology 101. :)

According to those nutters at Fixedearth.com it is. :(Then they should be sent into space. So they can see the facts for themselves.... jut blow em way up there

Abberant Psychology 101. :)

We call it Abnormal Psyche at the high school. If we're talking about the same thing. (Teaches about schizophrenia and whatnot.)

We call it Abnormal Psyche at the high school. If we're talking about the same thing. (Teaches about schizophrenia and whatnot.)

Abby Normal. Yep. That's the stuff. :)

Abby Normal. Yep. That's the stuff. :)

Why do I get the feeling you know an awful lot about the subject, despite not being in any classes teaching it?

Why do I get the feeling you know an awful lot about the subject, despite not being in any classes teaching it?Feelings are inexplicable...

Feelings are inexplicable...

*Feels*
;)

Why do I get the feeling you know an awful lot about the subject, despite not being in any classes teaching it?

I'm in Chapter 6 of the textbook. :)

And I'm in Chapter 7.

And I'm in Chapter 7.You are in Lunatic Goofballs' textbook? :eek:

And I'm in Chapter 7.

TABLE OF CONTENTS:

Chapter 1: Introduction.................................5
Chapter 2: Schizophrenia/Delusions..............26
Chapter 3: Depression................................120
Chapter 4: Psychosexuality.........................220
Chapter 5: Scientology and other Disorders..300
Chapter 6: Lunatic Goofballs.......................370
Chapter 7: Failing to think of a new
_________Gimmick, Stealing LG's..............650
Chapter 8: ESP..........................................670
Chapter 9: Romance
_________(Broken Heart Syndrome)..........700
Chapter 10: Other.....................................720
Chapter 11: Lunatic Goofballs (Cont.).......1204
Index.....................................................1700
Afterword...............................................1720
Further Afterward: Lunatic Goofballs.........2000

TABLE OF CONTENTS:

Chapter 1: Introduction.................................5
Chapter 2: Schizophrenia/Delusions..............26
Chapter 3: Depression................................120
Chapter 4: Psychosexuality.........................220
Chapter 5: Scientology and other Disorders..300
Chapter 6: Lunatic Goofballs.......................370
Chapter 7: Failing to think of a new
_________Gimmick, Stealing LG's..............650
Chapter 8: ESP..........................................670
Chapter 9: Romance
_________(Broken Heart Syndrome)..........700
Chapter 10: Other.....................................720
Chapter 11: Lunatic Goofballs (Cont.).......1204
Index.....................................................1700
Afterword...............................................1720
Further Afterward: Lunatic Goofballs.........2000quite sinister page numbers.... :eek:

quite sinister page numbers.... :eek:

I don't get it. :confused:

I don't get it. :confused:

Yeah.

Sinister page numbers are 616 and 666. :p

Sorry to tell you this, but Chisum is arguing that since he opposes teaching religion in schools (there's a laugh) and since evolution is the teaching of the Jewish mysticism called Kaballah, it should not be tought in school.

It is directly stated in the information the representative provided that evolution is the propogation of the beliefs of Kaballah.

Yes. That's exactly what I stated. Please reread my post.

Pffft, psychology is a soft science.

Seeing as how you still need a doctorate and that you stand to make a shitload of money off of it, I doubt the shrinks are going to blush over your little jab. ;)

I've bashed the asshole members of just about every religion. You think I'm a bigot? That's your opinion. I really don't care. I know I'm an equal opportunity offender.

Bullshit.. link to a thread/post, where you out right attacked Judaism and/or jews the way you have/do Muslims and/or Christians. You haven't... Jew Crew.

Bullshit.. link to a thread/post, where you out right attacked Judaism and/or jews the way you have/do Muslims and/or Christians. You haven't... Jew Crew.But by attacking Jews one automatically attacks Christians and Muslims as well, since the basic ideological crap is the same and it is Jew-ish.

Ugh...and I live in Georgia. WHY?!

For the record, my uncle is a Jewish orthodox (and broke as hell; I don't know how that is relevant), and he doesn't believe in evolution - or so he says.

For the record, my uncle is a Jewish orthodox (and broke as hell; I don't know how that is relevant), and he doesn't believe in evolution - or so he says.

He doesn't have to - so there is nothing wrong with that.

What would be wrong is inventing all kinds of nonsensical reasons and lies to support his disbelief of evolution and his belief in - I suppose- Genesis. Which is what a depressing number of people do...

Were I God I'd weep over the fact that so many peoples belief in me is based on lies instead of true faith.

Why are 63.57438% of your threads trying to find something stupid a Christian does? What do you have against Christians?

You got to be kidding me 90 + percent of his threads are finding stupid things ANYONE does

Its not his fault that he is from the US and there seem to be quite a few christians trying to be more idiodic then the next

I dont care about the argument but the South defenetly is cruising for another ass whoopin the way they've been acting latley. If you act like a child...you will be treated as such.

Man.. I am still laughing about this Chisum-guy and those weirdos from http://www.fixedearth.com

'It’s time for the truth!'

He doesn't have to - so there is nothing wrong with that.


It was merely an example of a Jew who didn't believe in evolution. I don't count, because I'm not Jewish, and I believe in evolution. :P

Seeing as how you still need a doctorate and that you stand to make a shitload of money off of it, I doubt the shrinks are going to blush over your little jab. ;)

It's not a jab, psychology is accepted as a soft science. My humours point was "Not science? GTFO of the science class".

But by attacking Jews one automatically attacks Christians and Muslims as well, since the basic ideological crap is the same and it is Jew-ish.

Tell that to the Christian Right.

But if you do that, you deprive millions of future middle schoolers of the fine comedy that comes from noticing that the Giant peach sign (http://daveandtele.com/roadtrip/images/sc_peach.jpg) sort of looks like a butt if you squint your eyes while approaching from the right direction.

The WTF comment of the day!

dude i dont know if you realize this but evolution exists. i mean there's actual scientific fact to back it up.

dude i dont know if you realize this but evolution exists. i mean there's actual scientific fact to back it up.

But that is not the point this politician is trying to make. He argues that since some obscure Jewish subcult believed (somewhat) the same things as scientists now present as the best available hypothesis, things like evolution, the big bang and so on are all religious positions. And therefor not allowed in the classroom.

Of course, this stance is moronic. After all, that would imply we can no longer learn anything about the Roman empire, because the Bible mentions its existence - and therefor saying it actually existed would be giving cred-points to Christianity. Or that we can not speak of the existence of stars, since their existence is an important part of the teachings of the church of scientology.

Or, if I were to base a religion on the existence of this good politician himself, that we can no longer mention or heed him ;)

Bullshit.. link to a thread/post, where you out right attacked Judaism and/or jews the way you have/do Muslims and/or Christians. You haven't... Jew Crew.

Jews don't do stupid things. They are omniscient. It says so in the Bible.

Bah, attacking the Jews is so 20th century. All the cool kids have moved on to gays and Muslims.

Oh I do. I live in the South and was born and raised in the North. And there you go again "one tends to see more of his type in places like the south." How very prejudice of you. :(Sorry Celtlund, but as a native southerner I find these stereotypes have more validity than I find comfortable. Most of my life has been spent in such quaintly backwards places as Texas, Oklahoma, Florida and South Carolina. Sure, there are reasonable people in those places. Unfortunately they're vastly outnumbered by lackwitted bigotted fundies.

And I see you as a biggot and a http://www.nearlygood.com/smilies/taz.gif for two reasons. First, no where in the article did the lawmaker "accuse the Jews of spreading the idea of evolution. What the article said was " Mr. Bridges' memo claims that teaching evolution amounts to indoctrinating students in an ancient Jewish sect's beliefs." Not at all the same as what you implied.

Secondly, you have used used steriotypical biggoted remarks to discribe a whole section of the county.

Did the OP even read the article? This seems to happen quite a bit in this forum -- someone finds an article, puts two words together that are four paragraphs apart (for instance), and posts utter claptrap. What in the wide, wide world of sports does "Mr. Bridges' memo claims that teaching evolution amounts to indoctrinating students in an ancient Jewish sect's beliefs" have to do with Jews spreading the word on evolution?! It boggles the mind.

Bangladeath

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Did the OP even read the article? This seems to happen quite a bit in this forum -- someone finds an article, puts two words together that are four paragraphs apart (for instance), and posts utter claptrap. What in the wide, wide world of sports does "Mr. Bridges' memo claims that teaching evolution amounts to indoctrinating students in an ancient Jewish sect's beliefs" have to do with Jews spreading the word on evolution?! It boggles the mind.

Bangladeath

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Did the poster even read the thread? This seems to happen quite a lot here...

If you would be so kind as to read some of DCD's further comments, notably ones based on the second article that Celtund failed to address...

A Georgia (USA) lawmaker has accused the Jews of spreading the idea of evolution. I guess he thinks those damn JOOOZ are trying to bring down Christianity. The ignorant redneck inbred hillbilly lawmaker has circulated a memo to lawmakers in other states to display his stupidity proudly and make a name for himself as the best village idiot in the whole country.

Sometimes I think we should have let the South go.


http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/news/texassouthwest/stories/DN-evolution_14tex.ART.State.Edition1.298e1cb.html

Do NOT stereotype all us Southerners as being "ignorant, inbred, Jew-hating hillbillies/rednecks". We are NOT all like that.
Do you understand me?
¿Me comprende usted?
M'entendez vous?
Verstehen Sie mich?

And I see you as a biggot and a http://www.nearlygood.com/smilies/taz.gif for two reasons. First, no where in the article did the lawmaker "accuse the Jews of spreading the idea of evolution. What the article said was " Mr. Bridges' memo claims that teaching evolution amounts to indoctrinating students in an ancient Jewish sect's beliefs." Not at all the same as what you implied.

Secondly, you have used used steriotypical biggoted remarks to discribe a whole section of the county.

I agree with you, except that "biggot" has only one "g" in it ("bigot"), and you left the "r" out of "country".

What, are you trying to tell me that Darwin wasn't a Jew? Come off it, DCD, look at that beard (http://donsmaps.com/images5/darwin.jpg).
Facial hair like that can only grow with the aid of a steady diet of matzo and blintz.

A matzo and blintz diet can make facial hair grow better? I've been looking for a way to make my facial "stubble" grow fuller. I'll have to look into that.

Do NOT stereotype all us Southerners as being "ignorant, inbred, Jew-hating hillbillies/rednecks". We are NOT all like that.

Didn't he use the definite article 'the'? As in, that particular lawyer?

Makes sense.....

Didn't he use the definite article 'the'? As in, that particular lawyer?

Perhaps some Southerners aren't big on grammar.

Or is that a stereotype?

Bah, attacking the Jews is so 20th century. All the cool kids have moved on to gays and Muslims.

But the "Homosexual Banking Conspiracy" just doesn't have the same ring to it... :(

A Georgia (USA) lawmaker has accused the Jews of spreading the idea of evolution. I guess he thinks those damn JOOOZ are trying to bring down Christianity. The ignorant redneck inbred hillbilly lawmaker has circulated a memo to lawmakers in other states to display his stupidity proudly and make a name for himself as the best village idiot in the whole country.

Sometimes I think we should have let the South go.


http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/news/texassouthwest/stories/DN-evolution_14tex.ART.State.Edition1.298e1cb.html

No, no the south is good for a lot of things. Sadly, they bring down the national IQ but then again the whole country does (with the exception of Uber York).

:)

This is pretty awful though...

TABLE OF CONTENTS:

Chapter 1: Introduction.................................5
Chapter 2: Schizophrenia/Delusions..............26
Chapter 3: Depression................................120
Chapter 4: Psychosexuality.........................220
Chapter 5: Scientology and other Disorders..300
Chapter 6: Lunatic Goofballs.......................370
Chapter 7: Failing to think of a new
_________Gimmick, Stealing LG's..............650
Chapter 8: ESP..........................................670
Chapter 9: Romance
_________(Broken Heart Syndrome)..........700
Chapter 10: Other.....................................720
Chapter 11: Lunatic Goofballs (Cont.).......1204
Index.....................................................1700
Afterword...............................................1720
Further Afterward: Lunatic Goofballs.........2000

Can anybody say 'Johnny got owned (http://johnny.justgotowned.com)'?

You are in Lunatic Goofballs' textbook? :eek:

Who else goes nuts on a semi-regular basis, mutters insidiously to themselves, and thinks people are out to shit on them?

Ok everybody listen to what I have to say because I'm from Georgia.

Um, this is pretty fucking embarassing.(^_^)

Did the OP even read the article? This seems to happen quite a bit in this forum -- someone finds an article, puts two words together that are four paragraphs apart (for instance), and posts utter claptrap. What in the wide, wide world of sports does "Mr. Bridges' memo claims that teaching evolution amounts to indoctrinating students in an ancient Jewish sect's beliefs" have to do with Jews spreading the word on evolution?! It boggles the mind.

Bangladeath

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I posted two articles. Granted the second one wasn't on the first page in this thread, but it confirms what I wrote in my OP. They claim that the Jews, not an ancient sect, but the Jews are using evolution to undermine the old testament. That's a level of idiocy you can't make up, and if you actually read through the thread you'd understand I didn't make it up, but either out of dishonesty or just not bothering to actually read any of my followup posts you and Cetlund didn't catch it.