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A man who wrestled a shark out of the sea and onto land credited vodka with giving him the bravery and skill to accomplish this feat. Drink more vodka folks. There's no telling what you might achieve if you just keep drinking. Also it might be a good idea to get your kids drunk on vodka before they participate in sports. They could probably use the extra motivation and physical boost provided by vodka.



http://www.news.com.au/sundayheraldsun/story/0,,21240306-662,00.html

A man who wrestled a shark out of the sea and onto land credited vodka with giving him the bravery and skill to accomplish this feat. Drink more vodka folks. There's no telling what you might achieve if you just keep drinking. Also it might be a good idea to get your kids drunk on vodka before they participate in sports. They could probably use the extra motivation and physical boost provided by vodka.



http://www.news.com.au/sundayheraldsun/story/0,,21240306-662,00.html

I say give 'em Grog!

Wow. That's in direct contradiction to a recent UK anti-drinking TV advert. Someone should notify the authorities.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQHd96-jHdU

Vodka is a superpower.

It was hardly a great white though. I mean, it's so small it's cute. Sure it might still bite your hand off, but it'd have serious trouble killing you.

http://www.absoluteanime.com/yu_yu_hakusho/chu.htm

:D

Well of course it does.
How do you think the Russians beat Napoleon and Hitler?

I tell ya, high proof Vodka is the drink of God. You can use it to disenfect, start fires, blind your enemies, blind yourself, kill sharks, delice your clothes, as fuel for your tank, to clean your rifle, AND you can get drunk with it!
What more could you want from a drink?
I mean aside from not killing your taste buds and burning the skin from your throat.

Well of course it does.
How do you think the Russians beat Napoleon and Hitler?

By having vodka to resist the winter that beat Napoleon and Hitler. *Nods*

I like the article's concluding paragraph.

Mr Kerkhof said after sobering up the next day he realised he had been "a bit of an idiot", but it wasn't the first time he had acted on impulse.

lol

Drink more vodka? You're kidding me, right?

Drink more vodka? You're kidding me, right?

Listen, do you want to be a superhero or not? Drink up.

By having vodka to resist the winter that beat Napoleon and Hitler. *Nods*

Actually, its been pointed out that Napoleons winter was pretty mild, if anything it was the Cossacks and Russians taking away the French ability to live off the land.
With Hitler the only really BAD Winter was 41-42, most of the German losses were due to equipment shortages and lack of preperation for ANY sort of winter. Its just as easy to freeze to death in German as it is in most of the Ukraine.

Drink more vodka? You're kidding me, right?
Yeah, drink more of it. If you throw in some fruit juice, then you'll have extra super powers and no scurvy, also.

I saw this in the paper yesterday. It was a WTF moment. :)

I can barely afford all the vodka I drink now, how will I ever get enough money to drink more vodka?

I don't know. Wrestle sharks at the aquarium and pass a hat around to the spectators?

Listen, do you want to be a superhero or not? Drink up.

Yeah, drink more of it. If you throw in some fruit juice, then you'll have extra super powers and no scurvy, also.

I can barely afford all the vodka I drink now, how will I ever get enough money to drink more vodka?

I saw this in the paper yesterday. It was a WTF moment. :)
Whoa, what are you doing online? Isn't it morning there already?
Saw an Australian movie earlier. Terribly depressing. :/

Edit: Oh, topic... Um, yeah, no big fan of vodka, to say the least, so I better keep away from sharks.

I don't know. Wrestle sharks for cash?

I could totally do that..

And only after he sobered up next day did he realise he'd been an idiot.

;)

The Soviets were complete nutbars in the sewer fighting thanks to their consumption of alcohol.
Plus they were communists so they are obviously insane...
Whoa, what are you doing online? Isn't it morning there already?
Saw an Australian movie earlier. Terribly depressing. :/

Edit: Oh, topic... Um, yeah, no big fan of vodka, to say the least, so I better keep away from sharks.
Crazy Australians being up at 8am...
Not that you are one to talk.:p

w00t vodka!
I drink lots of it. Why the fuck can't I fly yet?:mad:

w00t vodka!
I drink lots of it. Why the fuck can't I fly yet?:mad:

Have you tried jumping off something really tall?

w00t vodka!
I drink lots of it. Why the fuck can't I fly yet?:mad:

Silly. You need to drink more and mis it with red bull to give you wings.

Silly. You need to drink more and mis it with red bull to give you wings.

Meh I mix it with lemon squash. What you do, is you take a small amount of mixer in your mouth - i.e. lemon squash - and then take some vodka in your mouth. Mix it all up in your gob, then swallow it down. It's like a strong Smirnoff Ice-no kick, but with plenty of alcoholy goodness.


Or, you could do it like me, and drink it like water straight from the bottle.

Meh I mix it with lemon squash. What you do, is you take a small amount of mixer in your mouth - i.e. lemon squash - and then take some vodka in your mouth. Mix it all up in your gob, then swallow it down. It's like a strong Smirnoff Ice-no kick, but with plenty of alcoholy goodness.


Or, you could do it like me, and drink it like water straight from the bottle.

I usually go with the second option.

Whoa, what are you doing online? Isn't it morning there already?

I didn't sleep on Friday night, so I went to bed early last night, and thus i'm actually into a normal persons waking routine. Scary, huh?

Saw an Australian movie earlier. Terribly depressing. :/

Was that because the movie was depressing, or because it was Australian? :P

I usually go with the second option.

Good boy. :p

I tell ya, high proof Vodka is the drink of God. You can use it to disenfect, start fires, blind your enemies, blind yourself, kill sharks, delice your clothes, as fuel for your tank, to clean your rifle, AND you can get drunk with it!


I'm going to put this in my sig. This is good.

With Hitler the only really BAD Winter was 41-42, most of the German losses were due to equipment shortages and lack of preperation for ANY sort of winter. Its just as easy to freeze to death in German as it is in most of the Ukraine.

So...

The system that based itself upon racial superiority and military might fell in Russia due to... having forgotten their sweaters at home?

Didn't ANYONE there think this kind of thing might happen? I knew nazis were insane, but I didn't think they were STUPID!

I drank vodka once. I nearly killed myself from alcohol poisoning. That's why I stick to beer now...

A dumbass who experienced real dumbassery. Amazing. :)

This is a little impolitic and off topic slightly, but I told a friend the other day that vodka helped people like us reproduce ever since rape became illegal.