NationStates Jolt Archive

Now don't get me wrong, It isn't likely. I can't prove a thing.

But about a little over a year ago I was at this party and I happened to glance a her and noticed she was staring at me. I didn't think anything of it at the time, but a short time later, I ordered a rum and coke and it tasted kind of funny.

The next thing I know, I'm in a hotel room the next morning with a wicked headache. The only thing I find in the room is an autographed picture of her.

Well, I think you have begun to figure out where I'm going with this;

I might be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby! :eek:

I might be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby! :eek:

Sweet. That 1.6 billion is practically yours! Incidentally, I've got this student loan problem that's got my phone ringing off the hook... :p

I'm telling your wife!

i need to have a shit load of booze if thats the case :eek:

I'm telling your wife!

Roofies mean never having to say, "I'm sorry". :)

:eek:

Roofies mean never having to say, "I'm sorry". :)

:eek:

I can just see that on a Hallmark card.. You know, for when you find out you have a kid with someone else and you need a way to tell your wife?

Roofies mean never having to say, "I'm sorry". :)

:eek:


...unless you're the sicko who used em on someone else

...unless you're the sicko who used em on someone else

Boo.

I might be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby! :eek:

Give me a tenth of the cash you get or I'm telling your wife. :D

I can just see that on a Hallmark card.. You know, for when you find out you have a kid with someone else and you need a way to tell your wife?

now they have to make a card for why i have to kill you

Boo.

Poo.

Poo.

Goo.

Now you tell us the true reason why you and your wife opted for ye olde snipsnip.

The whole thing already is a mud-slinging contest and smear campaign. Yet, there's only one person I can see emerge victorious from that, and enjoying it in the meantime: LG! :D

I might be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby! :eek:

Sweeeeeeeeeeet :cool:


Goo.

Loo

Now you tell us the true reason why you and your wife opted for ye olde snipsnip.

The whole thing already is a mud-slinging contest and smear campaign. Yet, there's only one person I can see emerge victorious from that, and enjoying it in the meantime: LG! :D

if they look closer this what the baby really looks like
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/happy/403.gif

Goo.

Xiu.

Counts the seconds until the mods cart this whole thread off to the spam forum...

you better get into the cheek-swabbing line, lg. the wife will forgive you when you bring that precious new baby into your family with the suitcases full of cash to go with. you can hire a nanny to take care of her.

im thinking of making the claim myself. sure its rare for a woman to be a father (and ive never so much as laid eyes on ANS) but we're talking $400million here.

...unless you're the sicko who used em on someone else

I don't think you quite get the joke. ;)

Now you tell us the true reason why you and your wife opted for ye olde snipsnip.

The whole thing already is a mud-slinging contest and smear campaign. Yet, there's only one person I can see emerge victorious from that, and enjoying it in the meantime: LG! :D

Who else? :D

I say bullshit. If that rum and coke was really drugged Anna-Nicole would have chugged it down herself.

:p

I don't think you quite get the joke. ;)

That's because there wasn't one. Jokes are supposed to be funny. Roofies aren't funny.

Xiu.


Woo!

That's because there wasn't one. Jokes are supposed to be funny. Roofies aren't funny.

The joke was that Anna Nicole Smith had drugged LG, slept with him, then run off somewhere, bearing his child. Not only is this funny, because it is a joke, but is also terrifying - if Anna Nicole Smith really did give birth to LG's child, then there is another LG running around somewhere. God help us all.

Goo.

Goo? So you ARE the father!

moo

moo
shoe?