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Every guy has screwed up Valentine's Day at least once, but most guys don't lose a penis over it! :eek:

Guh?

Damn you Lorena Bobbit!

Wow. I cursed my fiancee out on V-Day and all he did was give me the cold shoulder (and still is...) holding grudges, FTW.

she chopped off her own nipple?! OUCH!


oh, and the penis too, that sound painful.

*sigh* that guy IS a loser for wanting to stay with a woman like that. :rolleyes:

See? Yet another reason why Valentine's Day is evil. It causes women to go insane. Men must protect themselves and dump this awful day before the worst occurs! :eek:

See? Yet another reason why Valentine's Day is evil. It causes women to go insane. Men must protect themselves and dump this awful day before the worst occurs! :eek:

I think, as far as that guy's concerned, the worst has occured.

The penis mightier than the sword? I think not...

The penis mightier than the sword? I think not...

That's The Pen, Sean...

I think, as far as that guy's concerned, the worst has occured.

Yes, I know! Which is why Valentines Day must be staked through the heart, burned and then buried deep in the forest by moonlight. If not, then other women may take this woman's example and we will all be in trouble. Have to hide all the sharp objects at the very least and that takes too much effort.

Yes, I know! Which is why Valentines Day must be staked through the heart, burned and then buried deep in the forest by moonlight. If not, then other women may take this woman's example and we will all be in trouble. Have to hide all the sharp objects at the very least and that takes too much effort.

You should have celebrated Saint Skeletor's Day instead, nyah.

*sigh* that guy IS a loser for wanting to stay with a woman like that. :rolleyes:

She cut his penis off. I mean, the guy doesn't really have many options after something like that, it has got to be one ugly Frankenstein peewee.

...he says he is ready to forgive and forget and would take her back as soon as she is released from jail.

That guy clearly has very serious mental problems, as does his girlfriend.

She cut his penis off. I mean, the guy doesn't really have many options after something like that, it has got to be one ugly Frankenstein peewee.

Soon to be a horror comedy starring Paul Reubens.

:eek::eek:

Yikes. Perhaps the entire world should dump Valentine's Day....

:eek:

:eek:
That's disturbing.

Soon to be a horror comedy starring Paul Reubens.

With Howie Mandel as the penis.
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I freaking hate that guy. He pisses me off in his Jay Leno segments being mean to innocent bystanders. :mad:

That's why he was cast as the dick.

With Howie Mandel as the penis.
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I freaking hate that guy. He pisses me off in his Jay Leno segments being mean to innocent bystanders. :mad:

That's why he was cast as the dick.

Well, also because he comes with protection.

:eek::eek:

Yikes. Perhaps the entire world should dump Valentine's Day....

:eek:

Perhaps?

Silly Pancake, it definately should be dumped.

Also, Pancakes should be on MSN.

Perhaps?

Silly Pancake, it definately should be dumped.

Also, Pancakes should be on MSN.

:p

I can't get on MSN on the desktop, though. :(

I just remembered that one of Weird Al's songs included a bit of an older example of a man losing his penis after pissing off his wife. Not exactly a rare occurance it seems. :D

I just remembered that one of Weird Al's songs included a bit of an older example of a man losing his penis after pissing off his wife. Not exactly a rare occurance it seems. :D

Lorena Bobbit, anyone?

:eek:

The guy's ready to forgive and forget? I'm surpirsed that he's not so pissed of that he's already planning to seriously cause her pain like she caused him ..

Lorena Bobbit, anyone?

:eek:

You caught the reference! :)

*gives Darknovae a cookie*