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http://www.filecabi.net/video/thank-go-for-ieds.html

You know, the day that their church get blown up by well ANYONE is the day you see me fly to Topeka, Kansas, and holding up a sign that says "I guess God hates you."

Wow.

Well, i thought you meant "Thank God for IUD's", but your idea isn't too bad.

Thank God for the IED that'll blow those fuckers straight to hell.

http://www.filecabi.net/video/thank-go-for-ieds.html

You know, the day that their church get blown up by well ANYONE is the day you see me fly to Topeka, Kansas, and holding up a sign that says "I guess God hates you."

Wow, on top of being so ignorant, they haven't a clue about military ordenance or history.

psh IED's whatever,

I garuntee you more insurgents are killed by cluster bombs and Napalm than soldiers by IED's anyday.

http://www.filecabi.net/video/thank-go-for-ieds.html

You know, the day that their church get blown up by well ANYONE is the day you see me fly to Topeka, Kansas, and holding up a sign that says "I guess God hates you."


No becuase if something bad happens to them, its the work of the homesexual loving satanists in America, not the will of God. :rolleyes:

Um... I thought links to sites of that... group that calls itself a church... were banned from this forum...

Well, i thought you meant "Thank God for IUD's"

Hehehe, me too. Make love not war, chaps!

Wow.

"God sent the IEDs" and "You're going to hell" stuck out in my mind because its too damned funny for a church to actually be promoting these things. Its almost like theyre holding signs up saying "God says I'm better than you" or "I just heard God say that youre a fucking retard."

Anywho, was this guy a survivor from Waco or something?

Um... I thought links to sites of that... group that calls itself a church... were banned from this forum...
Are they? Too bad. They provide great comic relief.

Forgive the stupid question, but what does IED stand for?

Wow, on top of being so ignorant, they haven't a clue about military ordinance or history.

psh IED's... whatever,

I guarantee you more insurgents are killed by cluster bombs and Napalm than soldiers by IED's anyday.*fixed*

Um, napalm? In the desert?? speaking of knowledge in the field of ordinance...

and i dont believe youll find the US dropping cluster bombs in the middle of large iraqi cities, either.

Forgive the stupid question, but what does IED stand for?
Improvised explosive device

Improvised explosive device

Thankyou.

"I just heard God say that youre a fucking retard."




Best. Call. Ever.

Where are all those church-bombing retards from the sixties and seventies when we need them?!? :(

Where are all those church-bombing retards from the sixties and seventies when we need them?!? :(

Bombing reatrds tend to blow themselves up eventually.

Bombing reatrds tend to blow themselves up eventually.

It's probably for the best. :)

It's probably for the best. :)

I think we should set you on these nutters. I'm sure you already have plans for mud and/or taco related weapons of mass something.

I think we should set you on these nutters. I'm sure you already have plans for mud and/or taco related weapons of mass something.

If they are convinced that God makes His will known through acts of senseless violence and other disasters, I wonder if they'd get the message if a big ball of mud the size of a school bus fell through the roof of their church out of the clear blue sky.

I'm still working on the design of a mobile trebuchet big enough to do the job. :)

If they are convinced that God makes His will known through acts of senseless violence and other disasters, I wonder if they'd get the message if a big ball of mud the size of a school bus fell through the roof of their church out of the clear blue sky.

I'm still working on the design of a mobile trebuchet big enough to do the job. :)

That would be amazing.

If they are convinced that God makes His will known through acts of senseless violence and other disasters, I wonder if they'd get the message if a big ball of mud the size of a school bus fell through the roof of their church out of the clear blue sky.

I'm still working on the design of a mobile trebuchet big enough to do the job. :)

I can help you with the finer points of the design if need be. The senior class of my high school built a trebuchet as part of a senior project to fling our other senior projects out into the parking lot. It was a pretty interesting exercise in throwing things very far with purely mechanical parts.

I think we should set you on these nutters. I'm sure you already have plans for mud and/or taco related weapons of mass something.

A taco-related WMD: weapon of mass diarrhea.

Um, napalm? In the desert?? speaking of knowledge in the field of ordinance...

and i dont believe youll find the US dropping cluster bombs in the middle of large iraqi cities, either.

I think you find you with - along with the British

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/2946054.stm

When Fred Phelps shuffles off this mortal coil, I want to go to his funeral with a day-glo sign that reads "Phelps Dies God Laughs", so that I can be overwhelmed by the intense irony of the Phelps family being enraged and offended and demanding I leave.

Forgive the stupid question, but what does IED stand for?

Improvised Erotic Device. Basically it's a homemade vibrator.

Forgive the stupid question, but what does IED stand for?
That'd be "ai[IE] I'm [D]ead!"

They give a bad name to the faith. Nutjobs.

Improvised Erotic Device. Basically it's a homemade vibrator.got any pics? or youtubes?

Wow, so, like, six months after this was news, you think its a good idea to post how personally outraged about it you are here?

Next post by the OP:

OMG, we INVADED IRAQ.

then

OMG! Ronald Reagan DIED!!!

Phelps is such a moron, he even contradicts his own beliefs. First he says that IEDs that are built and deployed by terrorists are the work of God. With that statement, he is claiming that the terrorists do not have a free will, God is using them to achieve His vengence. DThen the nimrod goes on to say that homosexuals need to obey God which infers that they have free will. So which way is it? Do humans have free will or not? If we do have free will, then how can IEDs be the handiwork of God? If we don't have free will, then it is God's will that a person is a homosexual. Either way, Phelps' protests make no sense, even using his twisted logic.

If they are convinced that God makes His will known through acts of senseless violence and other disasters, I wonder if they'd get the message if a big ball of mud the size of a school bus fell through the roof of their church out of the clear blue sky.

I'm still working on the design of a mobile trebuchet big enough to do the job. :)


If they ever repeat this, give it a watch. The damage the final shot does is amazing.
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/lostempires/trebuchet/builds.html

When Fred Phelps shuffles off this mortal coil, I want to go to his funeral with a day-glo sign that reads "Phelps Dies God Laughs", so that I can be overwhelmed by the intense irony of the Phelps family being enraged and offended and demanding I leave.

I suggested that his remains be buried in San Francisco or some other city with a well-known gay community. Just for the irony and to see Fred choke in the afterlife at his body being amongst the "sodomites".

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The ad they had there scares me...

I would honestly have no problem putting a round through that man's skull.

There's a direct link between The Marines and Homosexuality?

wtf?

Wow. I don't want them to die. I feel sorry for them. Their message is inhuman. They've been entirely consumed with hatred and it saddens me that they would call themselves Christian.

Wow. I don't want them to die. I feel sorry for them. Their message is inhuman. They've been entirely consumed with hatred and it saddens me that they would call themselves Christian.

They're just a hyperdistilled and uncensored version of the right-wing Fundies who put Il Douche into office twice.

I suggested that his remains be buried in San Francisco or some other city with a well-known gay community. Just for the irony and to see Fred choke in the afterlife at his body being amongst the "sodomites".

Oooh... can the song they play at his funeral be "It's Raining Men?"

Oooh... can the song they play at his funeral be "It's Raining Men?"

And then have The Village People as the main headliners.

:D

Where are all those church-bombing retards from the sixties and seventies when we need them?!? :(

They don't seem retarded anymore, do they?

They might've been on to something, as a matter of fact.

"To mock the Jar Heads I say hoo ha, Thank God for IED's"
I hope this guy runs into a Marine that beats him to a bloody pulp!

:upyours: Westboro Baptist "Church"!

There's a direct link between The Marines and Homosexuality?

wtf?


If I were still in the Navy, there'd be a joke here. :D

The "fruit" of America?

The gays are the "fruit" or America?

I always thought that the "fruit" of a country was how much said country produced. So America produces gays now? :confused:

Um... I thought links to sites of that... group that calls itself a church... were banned from this forum...

Actually, it isn't technically from their site. It's hosted by a third party website, and stored on that sites' servers. So, it isn't the same as linking directly to the Westboro Batshit Church's website.

"To mock the Jar Heads I say hoo ha, Thank God for IED's"
I hope this guy runs into a Marine that beats him to a bloody pulp!

:upyours: Westboro Baptist "Church"!

I prefer to call them Westboro Cultist Church.

The "fruit" of America?

The gays are the "fruit" or America?

I always thought that the "fruit" of a country was how much said country produced. So America produces gays now? :confused:

You never saw the big Gay Factory on main street? :confused:

I prefer to call them Westboro Cultist Church.

I must say, as far as churches go, I prefer Landover Baptist.

:p

OMG! Ronald Reagan DIED!!!

He did? When is the funeral?