NationStates Jolt Archive

The Joke Thread

Zarakon
16-02-2007, 02:43
Hey everyone. Time to just tell jokes, but about happy stuff. I.E. No extremely death related/ really violent jokes.

So, a drill sergeant yells at his recruits "So I expect y'all gonna spit on my grave when I'm dead!"
"No sir," said one recruit "I'm never standing in line again when I get out."
The Brevious
16-02-2007, 03:07
These two guys walk into this bar, right?
....the third one ducks.



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Zarakon
16-02-2007, 03:26
These two guys walk into this bar, right?
....the third one ducks.

Ugh.
The Brevious
16-02-2007, 03:29
Ugh.

Did you just make a lucky guess at the soundtrack?
Spot on. :)
Armacor
16-02-2007, 03:30
speaking of ducks

http://officespam.chattablogs.com/archives/aw-crap-mother-duck-thumb.jpg
The Brevious
16-02-2007, 03:33
Careening dangerously quick into spam territory.
Far out.
Infinite Revolution
16-02-2007, 03:41
speaking of ducks

http://officespam.chattablogs.com/archives/aw-crap-mother-duck-thumb.jpg

lol, that's brilliant!