The Great Versus Showdown!
Cannot think of a name
16-02-2007, 01:47
Step up, step right up one and all, make your challenges and place your bets-
Who would you like to see go toe to toe, mano e mano, duke it out, "two men enter, one man leaves," showdown?
I'll get the ball rolling.
I'd like to see:
The Hamburger Helper Hand (http://www.ebaymatchups.com/photos/matchups/sportsrumblings_15_-_394842868_a6245bc697738dca06d3f63bfc0bf54b_frame.jpg) vs. The Pillsbury Doughboy (http://www.republicanvoices.org/pillsbury_doughboy.jpg)
or
Asimo (http://pc.watch.impress.co.jp/docs/2005/1214/asimo0429.jpg) vs. That Toyota Robot (http://www.ixbt.com/short/2k4-03/toyota_robot2.jpg)
More to come pending any actual interest...
Eve Online
16-02-2007, 01:54
Me vs. The Nazz (Deathmatch style)
Cannot think of a name
16-02-2007, 01:55
Me vs. The Nazz (Deathmatch style)
Ah...if you knew where his name came from and what it refers to you'd find that as hilarious as I do...
For the sake of getting it over with early;
Chuck Norris versus Bruce Lee.
There. Said it. Can we move on now?
Dryks Legacy
16-02-2007, 01:56
pft, ASIMO would win that fight easily
Dinaverg
16-02-2007, 01:57
Bwahaha...
Solitaire vs. Freecell.
IL Ruffino
16-02-2007, 01:57
WYTYG vs. Laerod.
Smunkee vs. Two people that I shall not mention.
Cannot think of a name
16-02-2007, 01:58
For the sake of getting it over with early;
Chuck Norris versus Bruce Lee.
There. Said it. Can we move on now?
Meh, that's already happened...
WYTYG vs. Laerod.
Smunkee vs. Two people that I shall not mention.
How weird is it that I didn't see people pitting NSers against each other coming?
How long have I been here?
Freecell wins over 'Klondike' solitaire in a match that makes Sonny Liston go, "Damn, you got beat."
Deep World
16-02-2007, 02:00
For the sake of getting it over with early;
Chuck Norris versus Bruce Lee.
There. Said it. Can we move on now?
Bruce Lee already beat Chuck Norris. Don't you remember?
Whereyouthinkyougoing
16-02-2007, 02:28
Asimo (http://pc.watch.impress.co.jp/docs/2005/1214/asimo0429.jpg) vs. That Toyota Robot (http://www.ixbt.com/short/2k4-03/toyota_robot2.jpg)Why doesn't the link for that Toyota Robot work right and why is he playing a trumpet?
WYTYG vs. Laerod.o_O
Hmm, lessee.
Nancy Grace (http://www.telechimp.com/telechimp/nancy%20grace.jpg) vs. Shirley Phelps-Roper (http://www.foxnews.com/images/227889/0_61_320_100406_hc_roper.jpg)
I can't think of any others. :(
The Internet Vs. Ted Stevens.
Dinaverg
16-02-2007, 02:33
Recycling vs. Combustion
Cannot think of a name
16-02-2007, 02:33
Why doesn't the link for that Toyota Robot work right and why is he playing a trumpet?
I don't know about the link, but the trumpet is the thing that Toyota decided to hand their hat on, "We made a robot that can play the trumpet..."
Go them, I guess...
o_O
Hmm, lessee.
Nancy Grace (http://www.telechimp.com/telechimp/nancy%20grace.jpg) vs. Shirley Phelps-Roper (http://www.foxnews.com/images/227889/0_61_320_100406_hc_roper.jpg)
I can't think of any others. :(
My brother would be pleased. He has a special deep hate for Nancy Grace.
New matchup:
Bootsy Collins (http://www.nndb.com/people/150/000025075/bootsycollins02.jpg) vs. Elton John (http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41145000/jpg/_41145432_donald_rex_elton2.jpg) in a costume off...
Whereyouthinkyougoing
16-02-2007, 02:48
My brother would be pleased. He has a special deep hate for Nancy Grace. Sane person, your brother.
And gah, I was practically on my way to bed but you can't post this:
New matchup:
Bootsy Collins (http://www.nndb.com/people/150/000025075/bootsycollins02.jpg) vs. Elton John (http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41145000/jpg/_41145432_donald_rex_elton2.jpg) in a costume off...
without posting the next round:
Elton John (http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41145000/jpg/_41145432_donald_rex_elton2.jpg) vs. Björk (http://photos28.flickr.com/38882475_70e64f5c57_o.jpg)
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
16-02-2007, 02:57
I don't know about the link, but the trumpet is the thing that Toyota decided to hand their hat on, "We made a robot that can play the trumpet..."
Everyone knows that the ability to play a trumpet is the sole qualifier for personhood. That is why Great apes and chimps, though they may be able to smoke cigars, ride tricycles and possess rudimentary language abilities, will never qualify as people before the law.
The Nazz
16-02-2007, 02:58
Me vs. The Nazz (Deathmatch style)
Ah...if you knew where his name came from and what it refers to you'd find that as hilarious as I do...
Does that make Eve Santa? (http://youtube.com/watch?v=2F10c5pxIAI)
Cannot think of a name
16-02-2007, 03:06
Does that make Eve Santa? (http://youtube.com/watch?v=2F10c5pxIAI)
Quality.
"Don't say pigfucker in front of Jesus."
Nimzonia
16-02-2007, 03:08
Mumm-Ra vs Skeletor
George W. Bush vs. Saddam Hussein.
Or maybe Jamie Foxx vs. Ray Charles.
Cannot think of a name
16-02-2007, 03:08
Sane person, your brother.
And gah, I was practically on my way to bed but you can't post this:
without posting the next round:
Elton John (http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41145000/jpg/_41145432_donald_rex_elton2.jpg) vs. Björk (http://photos28.flickr.com/38882475_70e64f5c57_o.jpg)
Also quality.
Everyone knows that the ability to play a trumpet is the sole qualifier for personhood. That is why Great apes and chimps, though they may be able to smoke cigars, ride tricycles and possess rudimentary language abilities, will never qualify as people before the law.
I see...
Cannot think of a name
16-02-2007, 03:09
Mumm-Ra vs Skeletor
This, too, I like.
The Nazz
16-02-2007, 03:10
Olbermann vs. O'Reilly in a cage match.
South Lizasauria
16-02-2007, 03:25
Step up, step right up one and all, make your challenges and place your bets-
Who would you like to see go toe to toe, mano e mano, duke it out, "two men enter, one man leaves," showdown?
I'll get the ball rolling.
I'd like to see:
The Hamburger Helper Hand (http://www.ebaymatchups.com/photos/matchups/sportsrumblings_15_-_394842868_a6245bc697738dca06d3f63bfc0bf54b_frame.jpg) vs. The Pillsbury Doughboy (http://www.republicanvoices.org/pillsbury_doughboy.jpg)
or
Asimo (http://pc.watch.impress.co.jp/docs/2005/1214/asimo0429.jpg) vs. That Toyota Robot (http://www.ixbt.com/short/2k4-03/toyota_robot2.jpg)
More to come pending any actual interest...
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny... (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/ultimate+showdown/):cool:
Cannot think of a name
16-02-2007, 03:27
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny... (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/ultimate+showdown/):cool:
Of course it is, we've all seen it. I want one on one matches.
South Lizasauria
16-02-2007, 03:33
Of course it is, we've all seen it. I want one on one matches.
:( the free for alls are awesome.
The Simpsons vs Red Dwarf.
Santa vs Bush
Telatubbeis vs the gremlins. :D
Whereyouthinkyougoing
16-02-2007, 03:34
Anderson Cooper (http://www.cnn.com/CNN/anchors_reporters/images/cooper.anderson.jpg) vs. Labradoodle (http://www.allergyescape.com/images/labradoodle_two.gif)
Just because, really.
Cannot think of a name
16-02-2007, 03:36
Anderson Cooper (http://www.cnn.com/CNN/anchors_reporters/images/cooper.anderson.jpg) vs. Labradoodle (http://www.allergyescape.com/images/labradoodle_two.gif)
Just because, really.
Best reason ever.
The Nazz
16-02-2007, 03:43
Limbaugh vs. a bottle of Oxycontin
You think a fight from Celebrity Deathmatch would be too violent for NS?
Limbaugh vs. a bottle of Oxycontin
Oooo...Burn.
South Lizasauria
16-02-2007, 03:47
Willy Wonka vs. Hitler
Vader vs Burger King (http://thekingdefeatsvader.ytmnd.com/)''
Mario vs Death star (http://mariodeathstar.ytmnd.com/)
Dinaverg
16-02-2007, 03:50
Dubya vs. Pretzel
Albinos vs UV radiation
Boxers vs Briefs
South Lizasauria
16-02-2007, 03:55
GI vs terrorist (http://intensebattle.ytmnd.com/)
Neo vs hungry agent (http://matrixpizza.ytmnd.com/)
Cannot think of a name
16-02-2007, 04:08
GI vs terrorist (http://intensebattle.ytmnd.com/)
Neo vs hungry agent (http://matrixpizza.ytmnd.com/)
You're kinda missing out on the creative part of this exercise...
Though the Mario thing was entertaining...
Deus Malum
16-02-2007, 04:45
Krishna vs. Jesus vs.
Hercules vs. Thor
Smunkeeville
16-02-2007, 04:47
Smunkee vs. Two people that I shall not mention.
I totally win!:cool:
Europa Maxima
16-02-2007, 04:52
Ann Coulter (http://www.gucomics.com/mythic/e3assets/6concept/ConceptArt-Wraith.jpg) vs the Boogeyman (http://www.latinoreview.com/films_2005/sonypictures/boogeyman/images/poster-r.jpg).
Cannot think of a name
17-02-2007, 05:42
Ann Coulter (http://www.gucomics.com/mythic/e3assets/6concept/ConceptArt-Wraith.jpg) vs the Boogeyman (http://www.latinoreview.com/films_2005/sonypictures/boogeyman/images/poster-r.jpg).
I thought Ann Coulter was the Boogeyman...
Europa Maxima
17-02-2007, 05:52
I thought Ann Coulter was the Boogeyman...
Nah, she's too skinny for that. :)
Cannot think of a name
17-02-2007, 07:21
Dave Thomas (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Thomas_(American_businessman)) vs. Carl Kartcher (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl's_Jr.).
The Potato Factory
17-02-2007, 09:02
Bill Cosby vs the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. In hot oil wrestling.
Terrorist Cakes
17-02-2007, 09:02
Phan Ku vs. Buddha
IL Ruffino
17-02-2007, 09:13
J-Lo vs. Ella Fitzgerald
IL Ruffino
17-02-2007, 09:14
Bill Cosby vs the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. In hot oil wrestling.
Sticky, don't you think?