Batman wants your children
Baratstan
15-02-2007, 22:09
Linky (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,252107,00.html)
Basically three schools went into "lockdown" when batman was apparently sighted climbing over a fence and running across the campus (like a lockdown's gonna stop batman). I've gotta try this at my school...
The Treacle Mine Road
15-02-2007, 22:15
Not Fathers 4 Justice again? I thought they'd disbanded
New Manvir
15-02-2007, 22:17
i wonder if he'll come again
same bat time
same bat school
Gauthier
15-02-2007, 22:21
Silly Arizonans... nobody sees the real Batman until it's too late.
And it was in the middle of the day. When was the last time anyone saw him up and about when the sun was shining?
Baratstan
15-02-2007, 22:22
Not Fathers 4 Justice again? I thought they'd disbanded
If so, I guess the Arizona wing doesn't have the balls to follow through with the plan.
Morganatron
15-02-2007, 22:24
If so, I guess the Arizona wing doesn't have the balls to follow through with the plan.
No. Too hot.
Andaluciae
15-02-2007, 22:25
Not Fathers 4 Justice again? I thought they'd disbanded
Who?
Yootopia
15-02-2007, 22:28
Nothing like as good as sitting on Buckingham Palace as Batman and Robin.
Still - doesn't exactly show them to be very good role models for their kids, and actually gives an insight into perhaps why they aren't allowed to look after their children.
(assuming it is, after all, Fathers for Justice)
Baratstan
15-02-2007, 22:29
No. Too hot.
Should've gone as Mr Freeze then.
Kolvokia
15-02-2007, 22:32
Well, obviously he was chasing someone invisible. Batman always has a reason.
ALWAYS!
I think we got a confession! This is an actual quote from a man spotted nearby:
"I'm the goddamn Batman"
Someone had to say.
Morganatron
15-02-2007, 22:36
Ah. Scottsdale. That explains it. *nods*
Ah. Scottsdale. That explains it. *nods*
It does?
Gauthier
15-02-2007, 22:39
I think we got a confession! This is an actual quote from a man spotted nearby:
"I'm the goddamn Batman"
Someone had to say.
How do we know he's not just some lowlife mugger who's been piss-scared into "confessing" by the real Batman?
Kolvokia
15-02-2007, 22:39
Linky (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,252107,00.html)
Basically three schools went into "lockdown" when batman was apparently sighted climbing over a fence and running across the campus (like a lockdown's gonna stop batman). I've gotta try this at my school...
Right. Buckingham Security didn't stop him.
Gauthier
15-02-2007, 22:40
Right. Buckingham Security didn't stop him.
Duh. No security in the world can keep Batman out.
Morganatron
15-02-2007, 22:42
It does?
Our office has clients in Scottsdale. I'd say at least 85% seem to be a bit off their rocker.
Big Jim P
15-02-2007, 22:45
The desert heat does very strange things to people. Maybe it was a mirage the kid was seeing, not batman.
LiberationFrequency
15-02-2007, 22:51
Or maybe it was a good way to distract from the fact that he hadn't done his homework?
I'm gunna try it next time
"So Jamie, where is your essay?"
"Look! Outside! Its Batman!"
"Where?"
"Oh he just hopped over that fence and disappeared"
Ghost Tigers Rise
15-02-2007, 22:59
If so, I guess the Arizona wing doesn't have the balls to follow through with the plan.
That doesn't make sense. Arizona is bat country...
http://www.smart.co.uk/dreams/fearviv1.jpg
Baratstan
15-02-2007, 23:05
That doesn't make sense. Arizona is bat country...
http://www.smart.co.uk/dreams/fearviv1.jpg
http://home.twcny.rr.com/embedded/pictures/WTF.jpg
Ghost Tigers Rise
15-02-2007, 23:06
http://home.twcny.rr.com/embedded/pictures/WTF.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fear_and_Loathing_in_Las_Vegas_%28novel%29
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7c/Fear_and_Loathing_in_Las_Vegas.jpg
Johnny B Goode
16-02-2007, 00:54
Linky (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,252107,00.html)
Basically three schools went into "lockdown" when batman was apparently sighted climbing over a fence and running across the campus (like a lockdown's gonna stop batman). I've gotta try this at my school...
Uh...what the fuck?
If I could only figure out which timeline he's in, I could guess his intentions!
Well Batman did keep a boy he dressed in a robin suit in his batcave. Perhaps this was a warning to us all... :(
Baratstan
16-02-2007, 12:28
Well Batman did keep a boy he dressed in a robin suit in his batcave. Perhaps this was a warning to us all... :(
You could be onto something there... (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/46/Batman_panel_-_Robin_what_have_I_done_to_you.jpg)
Uh...what the fuck?
Well said. But I thought you got the parental boot.
No paradise
16-02-2007, 17:12
Who?
They are a load of disgruntaled(sp?) fathers who became upset when the county courts decided to give thier wives custody of the kids. They dress up as superheros and stand on bridges, the balcony of Buckingham palice and crash the national lottery show.
Johnny B Goode
25-02-2007, 21:38
Well said. But I thought you got the parental boot.
So did I. I got around it.
Eltaphilon
25-02-2007, 21:39
We all know what Batman is like. And Superman for that matter. (http://www.superdickery.com/seduction/7.html)