NationStates Jolt Archive


Osama Bin Squirrel Huntin?

IL Ruffino
15-02-2007, 22:08
As airport security gets tougher, the terrorists find new ways to get on board.

HONOLULU, Hawaii (AP) -- An American Airlines flight made an unscheduled landing after pilots heard something skittering about in the wire-laden space over the cockpit.

The airline blamed the emergency landing of the Tokyo-Dallas flight with 202 passengers on a stowaway squirrel.

"You do not want a varmint up in the wiring areas and what-have-you on an airplane. You don't want anything up there," said John Hotard, spokesman for the Fort Worth, Texas-based airline.

He said pilots feared the animal would chew through wiring or cause other problems.

"So, as a precaution, we diverted," Hotard said.

Once on the ground late Friday, the Boeing 777's human passengers were put up in hotel rooms and later rebooked on other flights.

State and federal agriculture and wildlife officials boarded the plane, set traps and captured the eastern gray squirrel.

Hotard said the plane had flown to Tokyo from New York before the Dallas flight.

Honolulu, however, proved to be the squirrel's final destination. Fearing it might have been carrying rabies, authorities had the rodent killed.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/15/stowaway.squirrel.ap/index.html

Proof that homeland security has balls, they kill anyone who gets in the way.

Thoughts?
Whereyouthinkyougoing
15-02-2007, 22:18
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l192/whereyouthinkyougoing/peepitude-1.jpg
IL Ruffino
15-02-2007, 22:52
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l192/whereyouthinkyougoing/peepitude-1.jpg

You're so cute! *humps*

EDIT: Wait.. TERRORIST!!! *faints*
Khadgar
15-02-2007, 22:58
And yet no Snakes option.
Soluis
15-02-2007, 23:00
Hee hee! Varmint. :p
Zarakon
15-02-2007, 23:00
And yet no Snakes option.

I AM SO TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' SQUIRRELS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' PLANE!

I smell a sequel.
IL Ruffino
15-02-2007, 23:01
And yet no Snakes option.

*is disappointed with self*
Khadgar
15-02-2007, 23:01
*is disappointed with self*

As you should be.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
15-02-2007, 23:03
Stroustrup. Tsk.
Bjarne Stroustrup
15-02-2007, 23:07
Stroustrup. Tsk.

Seriously.

What the hell? Spell my name right. :rolleyes:
Imperial isa
15-02-2007, 23:12
Ruffy by humping the wires :p