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Apparently, some guy made and handed out a cyanide and happiness V-Day card, and got suspended from school.

Rofl! :D

What's suspension-worthy about that card?

Handed it out to teachers?

This guy is a hero. If I were still at school, I'd be making cards for next year right now. I fully endorse his actions.

What's suspension-worthy about that card?

Welcome to the 21st century.
Please check your common sense at the door.

Seriously, in my opinion this was worth getting chewed out by the principal or something, then made to clear litter or something.
But I guess you cant make students do actual work these days, because they might strain their backs.

This guy is a hero. If I were still at school, I'd be making cards for next year right now. I fully endorse his actions.

moar liek an hero, amirite?

I don't get it.

How else is a kid supposed to find out if he has one of those teachers that likes to have sex with her students that we've been hearing so much about recently? The squeaky wheel gets the grease. :)

moar liek an hero, amirite?

I'm sorry. Are you trying to attribute a particular accent to me? If so, which one, and what does it have to do with my IQ? If not, what the hell are you trying to do?
For the record, it's moderately posh Home Counties English.

Looks like sexual harassment to me which is against the Student Code of Conduct. Suspension is the least he should have gotten. He can certainly do his lame joke as long as he is willing to accept the consequences. I have to agree though, he is a moron.

Looks like sexual harassment to me which is against the Student Code of Conduct. Suspension is the least he should have gotten. He can certainly do his lame joke as long as he is willing to accept the consequences. I have to agree though, he is a moron.

Ho shit, it's sexual harassment because it's funny and true.

Valentine's day is BS, and this is a pretty good way to say so. He shouldn't have received any punishment whatsoever.

I'm sorry. Are you trying to attribute a particular accent to me? If so, which one, and what does it have to do with my IQ? If not, what the hell are you trying to do?
For the record, it's moderately posh Home Counties English.

Sheesh, calm down.
The phrase 'become an hero' means 'kill yourself', basically. The kid basically commited social suicide.

Sheesh, calm down.
The phrase 'become an hero' means 'kill yourself', basically. The kid basically commited social suicide.

Ah right, I see. What was with the wierd spelling?... Never mind. I thought you were mocking me in a prejudiced fashion, which you clearly weren't. I wasn't actually angry, just confused.
Like the war thread, by the way.

Sheesh, calm down.
The phrase 'become an hero' means 'kill yourself', basically. The kid basically commited social suicide.

um...exactly where does it mean that?

Ho shit, it's sexual harassment because it's funny and true.

Valentine's day is BS, and this is a pretty good way to say so. He shouldn't have received any punishment whatsoever.

I think Valentines Day is corporate BS that some take WAY to seriously but this sounds like a dumbass prank than some kind of satire on the day. He thought he was being funny by being crude. Well, he is paying for it.

There's really better choices out there...

um...exactly where does it mean that?

The internet.

I think Valentines Day is corporate BS that some take WAY to seriously but this sounds like a dumbass prank than some kind of satire on the day. He thought he was being funny by being crude. Well, he is paying for it.

Meh. If it was just a dumbass prank then he's an idiot for not using the opportunity properly, but if he was doing it right then it's warranted.

Meh. If it was just a dumbass prank then he's an idiot for not using the opportunity properly, but if he was doing it right then it's warranted.

If he did it for a higher reason rather than his own sick amusemement than I have more respect for him but it is still something he will have to pay for. I doubt he thought beyond making other people angry though, sounds like he is just looking for a thrill. After all, he gave one of those cards to his teacher!

If he did it for a higher reason rather than his own sick amusemement than I have more respect for him but it is still something he will have to pay for. I doubt he thought beyond making other people angry though, sounds like he is just looking for a thrill. After all, he gave one of those cards to his teacher!

Other people give valentine's cards to their teachers. It'd only make sense to complete the metaphor and give this one to everyone that would get a normal one.

i'd say the school bosses were the morons for suspending him. another example of the pussyification of youth if you ask me.

What's suspension-worthy about that card?

It's sickening and immoral.

It's sickening and immoral.
Dude, that's what cyanide and happiness is for. :D

Dude, that's what cyanide and happiness is for. :D

Perhaps, but it's wrong.

Giving Valentine's cards to his teachers? That's pretty nerdy - nerdy enough to override the coolness.

Perhaps, but it's wrong.

No, it's quite right. Most if not all people use Valentine's day to get some nookie by appearing "sweet" and "caring" when they give a piece of paper with a heart on it to a girl they wanna nail. High success rate, too.

It's sickening and immoral.

And hilarious.
Yes, I do have the sense of humour of a two year old. So?

http://forum.explosm.net/showpost.php?p=565811&postcount=1

Apparently, some guy made and handed out a cyanide and happiness V-Day card, and got suspended from school.

Rofl! :D

I agree with you, man. Roflcopter!

I don't get it.

How else is a kid supposed to find out if he has one of those teachers that likes to have sex with her students that we've been hearing so much about recently? The squeaky wheel gets the grease. :)

Trust me LG, you know. I had one of those teachers once, and she took a special interest in me. It's kinda hard to have a 102% in a class when you've failed a test, and haven't done any extra credit, without some sort of teacher related intervention. Although I moved away before anything happened, least between me and the teacher.

http://www.newsregister.com/news/story.cfm?story_no=199496

Here's a news article about her, this was a year or two after I moved away.

My friend got in trouble for a picture of Cupid smoking, wielding an assault rifle, and wearing square sunglasses, with the words "This year, cupid's getting an upgrade. Happy valentine's day." on it.

Heh. Even if the teacher seriously considered and accepted his offer, you know the snot-nosed bastard would have turned her in afterwards.

When you say Cyanide do you mean the chemical poison?

There's a webcomic called Cyanide and Happiness.

http://forum.explosm.net/showpost.php?p=565811&postcount=1

Apparently, some guy made and handed out a cyanide and happiness V-Day card, and got suspended from school.

Rofl! :D

When you say Cyanide do you mean the chemical poison?

Heh. Even if the teacher seriously considered and accepted his offer, you know the snot-nosed bastard would have turned her in afterwards.
I wouldn't have. ;)

There's a webcomic called Cyanide and Happiness.

OK well thats no big deal. If he was handing out valentines and cyanide then SUSPEND HIM. But if he was just handing out sexual valentines give him a warning about sexual harassment and tell him to throw out all his cards. A lot of people don't see the difference between humour and sexual harassment. They should teach him to be careful about jokes without being so over the top.