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I'm sure you all have encountered someone so bitchy that you truly think they're the bitchiest bitch you've ever met. And if you haven't met someone like that, well, then you're probably the bitchiest bitch.

Somebody at my school who reacted to the fact that he was naturally ludicrously camp and thus bullied by everyone by spitting pure poison at everybody he encountered. That guy was cool...

:eek:

*cries*

I'm sure you all have encountered someone so bitchy that you truly think they're the bitchiest bitch you've ever met. And if you haven't met someone like that, well, then you're probably the bitchiest bitch.

Her name was Thea and listening to her bitch was actually very fun and informative. Unless you weren't around and she was bitching about you. :)

I'm sure you all have encountered someone so bitchy that you truly think they're the bitchiest bitch you've ever met. And if you haven't met someone like that, well, then you're probably the bitchiest bitch.

This thread title is so getting edited.... :D

*can be bitchy, but isn't a bitch.*

I met her when I was selling cell phones. I appologized and explained to the **** that I didn't know all that much about the Blackberry she was looking at. She had a lot of technical questions. She couldn't stop fucking with me for the whole time she was in the store. Kept saying "don't you think you should know that?" and acting in a superior and condescending manner. I put her on the phone with customer service so they could answer her questions, and even kept the store open an extra 15 minutes past closing before asking her to leave. She couldn't resist making another comment as she went out the door. I told her to go screw herself. Fucking ****'s lucky she didn't get a pen stabbed through her neck.

My sister has to rank right up there.

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Ann Coulter.

I feel very bitchy and whiny right now... :(

My mom. :headbang:

I feel very bitchy and whiny right now... :(

Why? :(

The best medicine for a whiney bitch is to get somewhere behind her with a friend and loudly debate

"Is it sodomy if you piss in a woman's mouth, like, from a distance, where your dick doesnt touch her mouth." ?

English teacher.

Why? :(

I had to shovel nine inches of ice-snow from my whole driveway because my father is stubborn and my mother is passive aggresive, and I hurt my wrist, and my computer isn't letting my load my photos to photobucket, even though I had a snow day, my parents woke me up at six, my parents aren't letting me go down to the city to meet my friends, the only human contact I've had for the day is my parents yelling at me and I'm now stuck alone, hurt, tired and miserable.

*bitches and whines*


And now I feel bad about bitching and whining, which is making me feel more miserable...

I had to shovel nine inches of ice-snow from my whole driveway because my father is stubborn and my mother is passive aggresive, and I hurt my wrist, and my computer isn't letting my load my photos to photobucket, even though I had a snow day, my parents woke me up at six, my parents aren't letting me go down to the city to meet my friends, the only human contact I've had for the day is my parents yelling at me and I'm now stuck alone, hurt, tired and miserable.

*bitches and whines*


And now I feel bad about bitching and whining, which is making me feel more miserable...

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

That's your solution to everything. :P

I once met a woman wearing a skirt in the middle of a cold day in November four and a half years ago. I commented about how she must be cold (wasn't wearing any leggings either) and made some flippant comment about how she's got a right to wear a skirt "not every girl that wears a skirt" is being provocative, something like that. The guy beside me commented that she probably had a very bad day. I'll say.

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

No alcohol is currently available to me.

That's your solution to everything. :P

It's endorsed by doctor Bluto.

Bluto: [thrusting six-pack into Flounder's hands] My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
Otter: Better listen to him, Flounder, he's in pre-med.

I had to shovel nine inches of ice-snow from my whole driveway because my father is stubborn and my mother is passive aggresive, and I hurt my wrist, and my computer isn't letting my load my photos to photobucket, even though I had a snow day, my parents woke me up at six, my parents aren't letting me go down to the city to meet my friends, the only human contact I've had for the day is my parents yelling at me and I'm now stuck alone, hurt, tired and miserable.

*bitches and whines*


And now I feel bad about bitching and whining, which is making me feel more miserable...

Listen to DCD. *gives Kiryu vodka*

Luckily I don't know to many people so I can say proudly that I don't know any people offhand with that personality.

You know I thought this was going to be some South Park thread, you know, a reference to Kyle's mom? :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g1Qt1KYP5U

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Ann Coulter.

I don't care what anyone else has to say.

I just fell out of my chair laughing.

You win this thread.

no, but they do seem to populate tv quite heavily, especially those 'reality' tv programmes. i find it tricky to really believe that there are people who really behave like that all the time. i mean i've had people bitching at me or about me but i've never really thought that was their normal behaviour or defining characteristic. i tend to assume they've just had a bad day or too much to drink or both or something else.

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Ann Coulter.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v427/vonbek/punchcoulter.gif <====== I am not a hermaphrodite!

My Ex Wife

Girl in my Classics class. By a country mile.

Undisputed Grandmaster of Bitch-Jitsu: Ann Coulter.

The best medicine for a whiney bitch is to get somewhere behind her with a friend and loudly debate

"Is it sodomy if you piss in a woman's mouth, like, from a distance, where your dick doesnt touch her mouth." ?:eek: