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A man in England eats nothing but cheese and crisps. No fiber of any sort. Hasn't eaten anything else since he was a toddler. He must have a hell of a time trying to take a dump.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2202744.html?menu=

Thank you DCD for today's edition of 'Weird News' - news the rest of us wouldn't read if it wasn't posted here first!

he must have great teeth for a british guy ;)

How is he not dead yet?

How is he not dead yet?

That's my question...

This story makes me want to eat cheese. :)

This story is downright unsavory.

How is he not dead yet?That's my question...
considering nowdays, one can get many vitamins pills off the counter...


tho I agree with Utracia... *plans to stop by the grocery store on the way home.*

considering nowdays, one can get many vitamins pills off the counter...


For some reason I have doubts that someone who lives off cheese and chips eats very many multivitamin tablets.

Maybe he doesn't take dumps. Maybe it all goes to his head. So that would make him a shit-head, just like the fucktard who wasted time writing this article. Who gives a fuck about british people's bowel movments? Will this end the war? Not unless chronic constipation is the key to success. STOP WITH THE POINTLESS ARTICLES ALFUCKINGREADY!!!:headbang:

The bowel movements of Europeans are actually a very popular subject. Look up Scat or Kaviar on Google image search and you'll see for yourself. Everything isn't about the war (which one?). Those of us who aren't boring have other interests. Odd news stories are among my interests.

Maybe he doesn't take dumps. Maybe it all goes to his head. So that would make him a shit-head, just like the fucktard who wasted time writing this article. Who gives a fuck about british people's bowel movments? Will this end the war? Not unless chronic constipation is the key to success. STOP WITH THE POINTLESS ARTICLES ALFUCKINGREADY!!!:headbang:

Who the fuck are you?

For some reason I have doubts that someone who lives off cheese and chips eats very many multivitamin tablets.
actually, someone with such a diet is one I can see eating alot of Multivitamins... Heck, I can see them taking Vitameatavegamin ;)

STOP WITH THE POINTLESS ARTICLES ALFUCKINGREADY!!!:headbang:
you know... if you don't like the (in your opinion) pointless articles, then here's a little hint.
*takes a deep breath*
DON'T READ 'EM AND DON'T POST IN THREADS WITH 'EM!

have a nice day. :p

Who the fuck are you?

A new troll, though not a very good one.

Maybe he doesn't take dumps. Maybe it all goes to his head. So that would make him a shit-head, just like the fucktard who wasted time writing this article. Who gives a fuck about british people's bowel movments? Will this end the war? Not unless chronic constipation is the key to success. STOP WITH THE POINTLESS ARTICLES ALFUCKINGREADY!!!:headbang:

I'd say that he's 12 and USA-centric. Anyone agree?

I'd say that he's 12 and USA-centric. Anyone agree?

I second that.

I'd say that I am Fucking 16, and bored.

One would think fucking 16 year olds would keep you entertained.

A new troll, though not a very good one.

Fantastic, another one.

I'd say that I am Fucking 16, and bored.

Well, I have a feeling you are going to be really bored as I doubt that you will be on NS for much longer.

Oh fuck No? You people seiriously have something very large lodged in your asses. If you don't stop all of your fucking whining I am going to fucking bitch slap you with my cock.:headbang: :upyours:. And besides, I own real games, not gay simulation things like this.

Don't go threatening me with poultry, son. Also gay simulations or any cybersex aren't allowed on NS. Try here. http://www.google.com/search?q=gay+cyber+sex&sourceid=ie7&rls=com.microsoft:en-US&ie=utf8&oe=utf8

Oh fuck No? You people seiriously have something very large lodged in your asses. If you don't stop all of your fucking whining I am going to fucking bitch slap you with my cock.:headbang: :upyours:. And besides, I own real games, not gay simulation things like this.

Yea, well someone's getting banned...

Oh fuck No? You people seiriously have something very large lodged in your asses. If you don't stop all of your fucking whining I am going to fucking bitch slap you with my cock.:headbang: :upyours:. And besides, I own real games, not gay simulation things like this.

My previous feeling has turned into a certainty.

I'M NOT BANNED YET, BITCHES!:upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :sniper:

Shall we count down....5
4
3
2
1
DEAT...

I would like to apalogize to everyone here at NS on behalf of my immature little brother. He is a little 11-year old brat. If my account gets banned, then fine, as long as you know that i'm a little more mature than that.

I would like to apalogize to everyone here at NS on behalf of my immature little brother. He is a little 11-year old brat. If my account gets banned, then fine, as long as you know that i'm a little more mature than that.

Haha, sure.

Right, so getting back to the thread. The article states that he has a food phobia, which may include multivitamins. He would get a small amount of fiber and vitamins from the potatoes used to make the crisps, but even so, I am glad the article did not provide a picture. He probably looks a little unhealthy.

Mind you, the same newspaper had an article about Mozart and his amputated iguana penis (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2182752.html?menu=news.quirkies.animaltales).

Okay... this is weirder than the bloke I saw on TV the other day who only ate salt and vinegar chips, and cheese and tomatoe pizzas. He also had the cheek to tell his daughters to eat all their vegetables.

Right, so getting back to the thread. The article states that he has a food phobia, which may include multivitamins. He would get a small amount of fiber and vitamins from the potatoes used to make the crisps, but even so, I am glad the article did not provide a picture. He probably looks a little unhealthy.

Mind you, the same newspaper had an article about Mozart and his amputated iguana penis (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2182752.html?menu=news.quirkies.animaltales).

Iguanas have two penises? :eek: :p

Right, so getting back to the thread. The article states that he has a food phobia, which may include multivitamins. He would get a small amount of fiber and vitamins from the potatoes used to make the crisps, but even so, I am glad the article did not provide a picture. He probably looks a little unhealthy.

Mind you, the same newspaper had an article about Mozart and his amputated iguana penis (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2182752.html?menu=news.quirkies.animaltales).

if he does consider pills as "food" then yes, but if not...

but I do wonder... how many pounds is 1 stone?

Maybe he doesn't take dumps. Maybe it all goes to his head. So that would make him a shit-head, just like the fucktard who wasted time writing this article. Who gives a fuck about british people's bowel movments? Will this end the war? Not unless chronic constipation is the key to success. STOP WITH THE POINTLESS ARTICLES ALFUCKINGREADY!!!:headbang:

STFU noob.

DCD > you.

if he does consider pills as "food" then yes, but if not...

but I do wonder... how many pounds is 1 stone?

14, aye?

14, aye?

that would make him... what... 98 pounds?

14, aye?

Indeed. Its a bitch to convert.

Oh fuck No? You people seiriously have something very large lodged in your asses. If you don't stop all of your fucking whining I am going to fucking bitch slap you with my cock.:headbang: :upyours:. And besides, I own real games, not gay simulation things like this.

I lost the game. :(

Indeed. Its a bitch to convert. what, why? surely it's just a simple matter of 10*stones + 4*stones?

How is he not dead yet?

How is he not USAmerican?

I seem to recall the first recorded case of scurvy in 300 years was in a student who only ate chips.

Hmm, maybe not. http://www.snopes.com/college/horrors/scurvy.asp

I lost the game. :(

AW!!!

what, why? surely it's just a simple matter of 10*stones + 4*stones?

I mean converting an American weight into a British weight. When I'm watching an American TV show and someone says "I weigh 250lbs" or something, I'm stuck trying to figure it out for ages.

actually, someone with such a diet is one I can see eating alot of Multivitamins... Heck, I can see them taking Vitameatavegamin ;)

+5 pts. for the "I Love Lucy" reference. :D

Maybe he doesn't take dumps. Maybe it all goes to his head. So that would make him a shit-head, just like the fucktard who wasted time writing this article. Who gives a fuck about british people's bowel movments? Will this end the war? Not unless chronic constipation is the key to success. STOP WITH THE POINTLESS ARTICLES ALFUCKINGREADY!!!:headbang:
Cheers for that.

Oh btw, I'm going to presume you're into video games, so if you want to check out a new trailer type thing for Halo 3 - get a BitTorrent or similar of a file called SWAP.avi, it's a recently leaked video taken from a beta tester :)

I'd say that he's 12 and USA-centric. Anyone agree?

It's Drunk Corny Deleted after all.

that would make him... what... 98 pounds?
No. It'd make him 196 pounds.