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Mexico VS. Canada!

TotalDomination69
15-02-2007, 09:09
US vs PRC aint got shit on this thread- Inspired by the "Which is Better Mexico or Canada?" post. If Canada and Mexico were to some how be able to engage eachother in total open warfare, who would win?

I'm bettin on Mexico....
TotalDomination69
15-02-2007, 09:22
er what...yes.
Damor
15-02-2007, 09:38
Depends who starts it and which side the US backs (which would most probably be the side that doesn't start it).

Of course Canada has polar bears on its side, which should prove of decisive strategic advantage. But then on the other hand Mexico has Chupacabras.
Khermi
15-02-2007, 10:56
...Mexico has Chupacabras.

Carefull ... they'll go for the throat!

Mexico would win because of the cheap labor they'd use to build their Weapons 'o' War en masse!
Skgorria
15-02-2007, 11:04
Europe :D
Zarakon
15-02-2007, 22:54
Answer: The Minutemen.

:D
Yootopia
15-02-2007, 22:55
The Canadians, simply because of the support they'd get from THE EMPAHR (well... Commonwealth...)

Does Mexico have royalty as a head of state? Don't think so.
Does Canada? Yes! Hurrah! Canada wins!
Baratstan
15-02-2007, 22:59
C'mon, mounties versus sombreros. No competition - Canada wins.
Theoretical Physicists
15-02-2007, 23:02
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_army
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_army

I think Canada's got it covered.
The Jade Star
15-02-2007, 23:10
I think the US and Canada should band together and form 'The United Dominion of Mexico Sucks'
Farnhamia
15-02-2007, 23:13
Mexico, if only because they already have several million potential troops stationed much closer to Canada than Canada has near their borders.
Zarakon
15-02-2007, 23:13
I think the US and Canada should band together and form 'The United Dominion of Mexico Sucks'

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q79/Dudukain/seal.gif

See? I thought we needed a media icon to help us out.
German Nightmare
15-02-2007, 23:14
You mean like this (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Usa2_2.gif)?
Zarakon
16-02-2007, 17:41
Bump.
Greyenivol Colony
16-02-2007, 18:38
http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q79/Dudukain/seal.gif

See? I thought we needed a media icon to help us out.

Oh the irony of a British subject working in America bemoaning the loss of American jobs...
Soviestan
16-02-2007, 22:21
Mexico wins, easy.
Maxus Paynus
16-02-2007, 22:35
The tech guys in the Canadian Army recently unveiled the new GR-72 assault stick. This new assault stick is deceptive looking. It has the appearance of a mere hockey stick autographed by Wayne himself. But in reality, it is truly a weapon of mass puck destruction. It is the mariachi's worst nightmare!
Zarakon
16-02-2007, 22:41
Oh the irony of a British subject working in America bemoaning the loss of American jobs...

It's Chase, not House who's from Britain.
Grantes
17-02-2007, 09:56
Beer drinking ... Canada, unless it is Corona yuck ... any beer you have to use a lime with needs careful examination before consumption
Hockey ... Canada
Soccer ... Mexico
Baseball ... Not sure
Football ... Not sure
IL Ruffino
17-02-2007, 10:00
Mexico has an army? O_o
Pepe Dominguez
17-02-2007, 10:49
Zombie Anthony Quinn and his army of 290 granchildren > Canada.

http://www.cine.ciberanika.com/quinn3.jpg
Sam Barlow
17-02-2007, 10:57
I think that canada wins hands down. Mexican might have knifes but, canadians have hocky sticks.......