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Mmmm...tastes like Colbert...

Morganatron
15-02-2007, 00:56
http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=251651&GT1=7703

New Ice Cream Named for Stephen Colbert
Feb 14, 2:05 PM EST


The Associated Press

NEW YORK -- Stephen Colbert may have no taste for the truth, but he does have a sweet tooth. Ben & Jerry's has named a new ice cream in honor of the comedian: "Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream."

It's vanilla ice cream with fudge-covered waffle cone pieces and caramel.

Announcing the new flavor Wednesday, Ben & Jerry's called it: "The sweet taste of liberty in your mouth."

The Vermont-based ice-cream maker is known for naming its flavors after people such as Jerry Garcia, Wavy Gravy and the band Phish — which Colbert sees as a political bias.

"I'm not afraid to say it. Dessert has a well-known liberal agenda," Colbert said in a statement. "What I hope to do with this ice cream is bring some balance back to the freezer case."

Colbert, who spoofs flag-waving conservative pundits on his Comedy Central show, "The Colbert Report," is donating his proceeds to charity through the new Stephen Colbert Americone Dream Fund, which will distribute the money to various causes.
Teh_pantless_hero
15-02-2007, 01:00
It's the sweet taste of freedom.
Deus Malum
15-02-2007, 01:03
It's also a really awesome charity thing to do.
Relyc
15-02-2007, 01:03
Stephen Colbert is my Valentine.
Morganatron
15-02-2007, 01:03
Agree on both points. :D I doubt O'Reilly would donate anything if he had an ice-cream flavor named after him.
Teh_pantless_hero
15-02-2007, 01:06
He'd donate copies of his book to the Illiteracy Fund.
IL Ruffino
15-02-2007, 01:19
I want to buy some!
German Nightmare
15-02-2007, 01:26
Agree on both points. :D I doubt O'Reilly would donate anything if he had an ice-cream flavor named after him.
Now what the hell would that taste like?
Fleckenstein
15-02-2007, 01:30
Now what the hell would that taste like?

Oil, greed, fascistic love for the state.

And rainbows, to screw with his homophobe mind :p
Kyronea
15-02-2007, 02:44
I want some of this ice cream. I'm not exactly a fan of ice cream but this might actually taste good.
Pyotr
15-02-2007, 02:45
Now what the hell would that taste like?

White-hot burning hatred.
Maraque
15-02-2007, 02:46
Now what the hell would that taste like?Shit.
Zavistan
15-02-2007, 02:57
Oil, greed, fascistic love for the state.

And rainbows, to screw with his homophobe mind :p

That'd be classic... make a rainbow colored ice cream and call it Bill O'Reilly flavored.
Bitchkitten
15-02-2007, 04:24
Just what I need...another reason to pig out on icecream.
The Brevious
16-02-2007, 03:22
He'd donate copies of his book to the Illiteracy Fund.

Shoot and score!!!!


Ya know, if he had real class, he'd have autographed that pic for Colbert.
The Brevious
16-02-2007, 03:24
Now what the hell would that taste like?

I'm surprised that these guys misnamed the stuff.
Shoulda been here ...:

http://www.wikiality.com/Stephen_Colbert%27s_Formula_402
Utracia
16-02-2007, 03:27
Just what I need...another reason to pig out on icecream.

You need more than one? :)
Maineiacs
16-02-2007, 03:28
Now what the hell would that taste like?

Exactly.
The Brevious
16-02-2007, 03:28
You need more than one? :)

I'd watch.
*nods*