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A Perplexing Question

Cookesland
14-02-2007, 23:01
I have a question thats been bugging me for the last 5 minutes

What do you say to an Atheist when they sneeze?

I mean would'nt God bless you be a little insulting?

Lists of Things to say:

"You got some on ya."
"Gesundheit"
"santé"
"Salud"
"Go to hell."
Morganatron
14-02-2007, 23:02
I say "You got some on ya." :D
Farnhamia
14-02-2007, 23:05
Just hand the person a Kleenex? I'm an atheist and it doesn't bother me to be blessed. At the very least, I'm covering my bets.
Smunkeeville
14-02-2007, 23:05
I say "bless you" if I know they are atheist or agnostic.....
Hydesland
14-02-2007, 23:05
May the dark void catch your snot?
The Black Forrest
14-02-2007, 23:06
Gesundheit
Desperate Measures
14-02-2007, 23:06
Why would an athiest care that a person who believes in fairies is asking those same fairies to assist you when mucus is forced from your nasal passage?
No paradise
14-02-2007, 23:07
I'm an atheist and I would not realy mind. The fact that somone actualy cared is sufficent.
Drunk commies deleted
14-02-2007, 23:08
I have a question thats been bugging me for the last 5 minutes

What do you say to an Atheist when they sneeze?

I mean would'nt God bless you be a little insulting

I'm an atheist and I'm not offended when someone says "God bless you". They're just being polite. No big deal.
Cabra West
14-02-2007, 23:13
I have a question thats been bugging me for the last 5 minutes

What do you say to an Atheist when they sneeze?

I mean would'nt God bless you be a little insulting

Gesundheit.
Rameria
14-02-2007, 23:14
I tend to say "santé" to everyone when they sneeze, regardless of whether or not they believe in God. Occasionally it confuses people if they don't know me, but they get used to it. :)
Whereyouthinkyougoing
14-02-2007, 23:17
I cannot abide presumptuous Christians who tread on my personal right of freedom of religion by forcing their God on me after every sneeze. Every time they do, I make it a point to show them the error of their ways by yelling at them and forcing them to listen to my manifesto on why all Atheists will have a brain seizure when someone says "God bless you".

:rolleyes:
Hydesland
14-02-2007, 23:20
*sits, waiting for someone to actually come and admit it angers him/her when somone says "bless you"*
Zilam
14-02-2007, 23:20
Salud :)
Arinola
14-02-2007, 23:22
Go to hell. :)
Cookesland
14-02-2007, 23:22
This why NationStates is great, its like having 10,000 Dr.Phils each with their own different opinion :D


Okay well i guess i know what ill do if this ever happens.
Farnhamia
14-02-2007, 23:23
This why NationStates is great, its like having 10,000 Dr.Phils each with their own different opinion :D


Okay well i guess i know what ill do if this ever happens.

Okay, now I'm insulted! Dr. Phil, indeed! And where did he dig up that corny accent?
The Black Forrest
14-02-2007, 23:24
Gesundheit.

Stop copying me! :p
Fassigen
14-02-2007, 23:35
I simply say "prosit" as that's what we say in Swedish.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
14-02-2007, 23:36
I simply say "prosit" as that's what we say in Swedish.

:eek: :p Awesome. You should try that if you ever come to Germany.*giggles*
Soluis
14-02-2007, 23:39
I would say "Devs Vvlt!"
Fassigen
14-02-2007, 23:40
:eek: :p Awesome. You should try that if you ever come to Germany.*giggles*

It's actually the present subjunctive of the Latin "prodesse" (can you say "over-edumacated populace"? I knew you could) which means "profit, gain".

And I shall try to remember to.
Infinite Revolution
14-02-2007, 23:41
it used to bother me, but i really don't care anymore. "bless you" is a phrase that has lost it's meaning through overuse, so the religious connotations bother me not at all. one of my friends shouted at me once for saying that i wouldn't say "bless you" on principle (i think she was having a bad day or something) and since then i just go ahead and say it, although it doesn't come as a natural reaction for me to someone sneezing.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
14-02-2007, 23:42
It's actually the present subjunctive of the Latin "prodesse" (can you say "over-edumacated populace"? I knew you could) which means "profit, gain".

And I shall try to remember to.
Huh, really? I always thought it meant something like "for (=to) health". But then, I never had Latin. Can you say under-edumacated WYTYG?
Havvy
14-02-2007, 23:44
*I know a funny story. In a college, everybody was asked if their could be a prayer after the ceremony of graduation. One person said no, so everybody go together and hatched a plan. They decided that after the valedictorian was finished with his/her speech, the valedictorian would sneeze. They did it, and everyone in union said 'God Bless You'.*

Anyways, I am an atheist, and I continue to say it. If you don't want to offend that person, say 'Bless You' without the 'God' part...
Fassigen
14-02-2007, 23:46
Huh, really? I always thought it meant something like "for (=to) health". But then, I never had Latin. Can you say under-edumacated WYTYG?

Consoled as you no doubt need be, take heart by Latin being of no use to anyone. Except me, but that's occupational and language faggy, so...
Infinite Revolution
14-02-2007, 23:47
I simply say "prosit" as that's what we say in Swedish.

i wonder why i've heard that before? does it mean anything else in other languages?

the only swedes i've met in person are the occaisional teenage language exchange student from the groups that come to jersey every year. i don't remember them saying "prosit", only singing "incy wincy spider" a lot in swedish.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
14-02-2007, 23:49
i wonder why i've heard that before? does it mean anything else in other languages?Hehe, it sure does. It's cheers (as in sláinte) in German. Hence my being so keen on Fass testing it in German waters. :p
Yootopia
14-02-2007, 23:57
"Gesundheit"
Infinite Revolution
15-02-2007, 00:09
Hehe, it sure does. It's cheers (as in sláinte) in German. Hence my being so keen on Fass testing it in German waters. :p

ah yes! that's where i heard it :)
Zarakon
15-02-2007, 00:13
May His Noodly Appendage touch you.
Compulsive Depression
15-02-2007, 00:14
When people say "bless you" to me I just say "thanks". It might have no different effect to them saying "curse you", but it's the thought that counts.
German Nightmare
15-02-2007, 00:40
Gesundheit!
Entropic Creation
15-02-2007, 19:16
Send the handkerchief O blessed one that we may be wiped clean
Bottle
15-02-2007, 19:17
I have a question thats been bugging me for the last 5 minutes

What do you say to an Atheist when they sneeze?

I mean would'nt God bless you be a little insulting
I say gezunteit (or however the fark you spell it) to anybody who sneezes. I don't usually bother to ask their religious affiliation before hand.
Kanabia
15-02-2007, 19:18
I cannot abide presumptuous Christians who tread on my personal right of freedom of religion by forcing their God on me after every sneeze. Every time they do, I make it a point to show them the error of their ways by yelling at them and forcing them to listen to my manifesto on why all Atheists will have a brain seizure when someone says "God bless you".

:rolleyes:

LOL, indeed.
Bottle
15-02-2007, 19:21
it used to bother me, but i really don't care anymore. "bless you" is a phrase that has lost it's meaning through overuse, so the religious connotations bother me not at all. one of my friends shouted at me once for saying that i wouldn't say "bless you" on principle (i think she was having a bad day or something) and since then i just go ahead and say it, although it doesn't come as a natural reaction for me to someone sneezing.
As far as I can tell, "bless you" is just a reflexive phrase for most people in my area. You just kinda say it without thinking. There's no actual religious feeling or meaning to it.

I don't see why, as an atheist, I should object to phrases like "bless you" being stripped of their religious significance. It's like how I really love having all the store clerks forced to say "Merry Christmas" when what they really mean is "Thank you for shopping." Some radical religious types think that they're protecting their faith or something, but what they're really doing is making religious terms meaningless. I have no problem with that. :D
Lunatic Goofballs
15-02-2007, 19:23
Every time someone says, "God Bless You", an atheist dies and burns forever in a lake of fire while Satan dances above him, laughing with evil glee, occasionally basting him with urine and poking his tender spots with a red hot pitchfork. :(




God Bless You. :)
Yaltabaoth
16-02-2007, 01:08
my understanding was that 'bless you' was to stop demons flying into you when your mouth is open but your eyes are closed

a few years ago i managed to train some colleagues to say 'damn you' to me whenever i sneezed, on the grounds that i actually wanted demons to fly into me...
Johnny B Goode
16-02-2007, 01:09
I have a question thats been bugging me for the last 5 minutes

What do you say to an Atheist when they sneeze?

I mean would'nt God bless you be a little insulting?

Lists of Things to say:

"You got some on ya."
"Gesundheit"
"santé"
"Salud"
"Go to hell."

You have to be really touchy to find "God bless you" insulting.
Imperial isa
16-02-2007, 01:16
I have a question thats been bugging me for the last 5 minutes

What do you say to an Atheist when they sneeze?

I mean would'nt God bless you be a little insulting?

Lists of Things to say:

"You got some on ya."
"Gesundheit"
"santé"
"Salud"
"Go to hell."

no one says a word when i sneeze, mind you when i sneeze i do say Fyou after it