Celebrate Saint Skeltor's Day
Gauthier
14-02-2007, 20:54
For those of you who are left out of the saccharine and commercial fit that is Saint Valentine's Day, here is a much more palatable alternative:
St. Skeletor's Day (http://mattl.co.uk/skeletor/)
Farnhamia
14-02-2007, 20:59
Nah, they'd much rather argue about how much Valentine's Day sucks. Arguing is always more fun than not. :D
I'm going to start my own holiday: Nute Gunray Day.
We all get our own droid armies and get to kill Gungans and Anakin. And we get to blockade a planet of our choosing because of idiotic and repressive trade laws and excise taxes.
Call to power
14-02-2007, 21:01
"Cletus Cuntstubble from Harchester will be shaving his balls until they\'re as smooth as glass, with all the odour of a hot biscuit."
:eek:
Morganatron
14-02-2007, 21:04
I liked Teela better. She had cool boots.
http://www.he-man.org/cartoon/cmotu-pop/universe/teela-b.jpg
This holiday scares me. Instead of being on the 15th it should be on the 14th! Then there can be a real showdown between the holidays to see which is more popular! It'd be:
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d125/kinkygod/skeletor.jpg vs. http://hackvan.com/pub/stig/pix/subversive/valentines-day.jpg
Ultraviolent Radiation
14-02-2007, 21:24
How about, on Vday, you just send people cards with pictures of real hearts on them. As in, surgically removed, ready for transplant.
Call to power
14-02-2007, 21:28
How about, on Vday, you just send people cards with pictures of real hearts on them. As in, surgically removed, ready for transplant.
or you have unprotected sex at a truck stop
Rhovaniar
14-02-2007, 21:28
How about, on Vday, you just send people cards with pictures of real hearts on them. As in, surgically removed, ready for transplant.
My psych teacher had this idea: Send cards with pictures of a brain on them (since that's where the chemical imbalance known as "love" originates). They could say, "I love you with all of my cerebral cortex."
:D
Ultraviolent Radiation
14-02-2007, 21:32
or you have unprotected sex at a truck stop
Don't quite see the connection.
Mentholyptus
14-02-2007, 21:47
As I mentioned in the other thread, Captain Morgantine's Day > Valentine's Day. And arguably better than St. Skeletor's Day, because you can rag on Valentine's Day all you want...AND you get to be hammered when you do it!
Don't quite see the connection.
If you don't love someone enough to contract syphilys from a meth-smoking transvestite in a truck stop dumpster, you don't love them at all.
Mentholyptus
14-02-2007, 21:48
If you don't love someone enough to contract syphilys from a meth-smoking transvestite in a truck stop dumpster, you don't love them at all.
Cue Ted Haggard reference.
Greyenivol Colony
14-02-2007, 22:43
I liked Teela better. She had cool boots.
http://www.he-man.org/cartoon/cmotu-pop/universe/teela-b.jpg
Look at those eyebrows. They just shout, "I am evil... IN BED!!!"
Farnhamia
14-02-2007, 22:45
Look at those eyebrows. They just shout, "I am evil... IN BED!!!"
Looks to me more like she's saying, "That's all you've got?"
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
15-02-2007, 00:26
A much better protest is to celebrate "St Valentine's Day Massacre Day" by wearing a three piece suit and carrying a tommy gun around all day. If you're really into it, you can try speaking in a fake italian accent and firing into crowds of German men.
Some people may protest firing that firing automatic weapons at people for no reason other than some tenously created historical precendent is immoral, but they're just whiners who miss the spirit of the holiday.
Darknovae
15-02-2007, 00:57
How about Fluffle Day? Though it is on March 8....
:fluffle:
Vday is Antifluffle Day. :mad: