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PSA?
Isn't this supposed to come with a TPS Report, or something like that?

Oh yeah - what's St. Valentine famous for?
A couple of things - and one of them is a massacre, of course.

Today is Valentines Day, a day where lovers buy cheap gift for each other in the hope of getting some. Today is a day where single people either A. stay at home and get smashed on cheap liquor, or they try to find a date, buy her rose, and take her out for dinner, also in hopes of getting laid. Which is all fine and dandy, but there's a problem. For some damn reason, some women just go stark raving mad whenever their significant other doesn't do anything for this holiday. Which is just wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, and wrong. I mean comon ladies, we all know that this holiday is a bunch of crock. The only reason guys even do anything for this holiday is because if we don't then we're in deep trouble when we get home or go over to your house. Trust me, if it was up to the guys, this holiday would've died out a looonnnngggg time ago. With that being said, why the hell does anyone need this worthless holiday, I mean if you really love someone, and if you really care about them. Then you'll try to show that everyday. It can be as simple as rubbing her feet, or cuddling with her in bed. Hell compliment her ass. See there are little things that guys can do and probably does do to show that he loves you. I mean Hell, we already pay out for Christmas, Easter, Mothers Day, Your Birthday, Anniversary, I mean do you guys really need another day where the guys goes out and just buy cheap crap for you? I don't think so.

With that being said, I did buy Kay some gift, and to make sure that I wasn't being a hypocrite, I gave them to her well in advance of today. She was surprised, and I shoot and I scored. I love Kay, I really do, she doesn't care if I don't get her anything, but I still do, because well, I do have deep feelings for her, and care for her.

So in conclusion, ladies, just because your significant others doesn't get you anything on this Valentines Day doesn't mean that he doesn't love you, or care about you, or whatever reason you guys can possibly come up with. Maybe he's just like me and think it's a worthless holiday.

Oooh -
let's do the time warp again.

PSA?
Isn't this supposed to come with a TPS Report, or something like that?

Oh yeah - what's St. Valentine famous for?
A couple of things - and one of them is a massacre, of course.

Two massacres actually.

The Chicago one http://www.prairieghosts.com/valentine.html

The boxing one http://www.secondsout.com/Legends/update.cfm?ccs=233&cs=8539

Spot on.

PSA?

Oh yeah - what's St. Valentine famous for?
A couple of things - and one of them is a massacre, of course.

Actually, there were two St. Valentines.

MATHEMATICAL FORMULA:

Fun Holiday+Wilgrove+Not having a girlfriend=Atomic Cynicism.

*shrugs* I didn't get my boyfriend anything this year. No biggie.

And this year I tuned down all my valentines (1) because I’m placing a boycott on the day (plus I’m broke, vomiting and have no place to go even my house)


....You’ know the name of Wilgrove’s valentine shakes me to the core because of valentines last year….cosmic

Let's all just kick back and get drunk...make Valentine's Day a day worth celebrating after all.

heh.

I've already started on the scotch. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtjGgD9bMsM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtjGgD9bMsM

I hate youtube people when they're not blowing shit up or stapling items to other people or doing something else entertaining. The Youtube babbling fools are the worst. I hope that guy accidentally gets his balls fired out of a trebuchet into a vat of hepatitis.

Willy, I swear, son, you can break up a party faster than a skunk in the air conditioner.

I agree with you on principle, but not presentation. Honestly, is there any real point to taking the piss out of V-Day beyond venting your own spleen? I think the consumerism of the holiday is horseshit, too, but I'm not about to sit on a tombstone groaning about it out loud in search of attention for my "out there" beliefs/persona.

We get it. You're a nonconformist. Page Ralph Waldo Emerson and give it a rest, already. You're approaching lame, and that way Plutonian Empire's rant against sex lies.

Besides -- you bought "Kay" a gift. Had you done it two weeks ago or from now, you'd have dodged hypocrisy, but you did it the week of the holiday, thereby invalidating your entire post.

I appreciate your take on the day, sincerely -- I just urge you to relax and enjoy your nonconformity without getting it all over everyone.

*snip*
I hope that guy accidentally gets his balls fired out of a trebuchet into a vat of hepatitis.

Funniest. Curse. EVER.

LMFBO!







Laughed My F**king Balls Off

I hate youtube people when they're not blowing shit up or stapling items to other people or doing something else entertaining. They Youtube babbling fools are the worst. I hope that guy accidentally gets his balls fired out of a trebuchet into a vat of hepatitis.
Normally I would agree, but that one was an amusing two minutes' diversion.

This one is quite entertaining: the random floating dog. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcvWP1zjUPg)

Willy, I swear, son, you can break up a party faster than a skunk in the air conditioner.

I agree with you on principle, but not presentation. Honestly, is there any real point to taking the piss out of V-Day beyond venting your own spleen? I think the consumerism of the holiday is horseshit, too, but I'm not about to sit on a tombstone groaning about it out loud in search of attention for my "out there" beliefs/persona.

We get it. You're a nonconformist. Page Ralph Waldo Emerson and give it a rest, already. You're approaching lame, and that way Plutonian Empire's rant against sex lies.

Besides -- you bought "Kay" a gift. Had you done it two weeks ago or from now, you'd have dodged hypocrisy, but you did it the week of the holiday, thereby invalidating your entire post.

I appreciate your take on the day, sincerely -- I just urge you to relax and enjoy your nonconformity without getting it all over everyone.

Actually she got it on Feb. 5th I believe.

It's not bad to have a holiday celebrating your love for one another. I mean sure you say 'do it everyday,' but in reality, people need big symbols such as Valentines day. I've got no problem with the holiday other than that because I'm single I'm obviously not doing anything worthwhile.

heh.

I've already started on the scotch. :)

Yeah, but you like always drink, from what I know of you...

She was surprised, and I shoot and I scored. I love Kay, I really do, she doesn't care if I don't get her anything, but I still do, because well, I do have deep feelings for her, and care for her.
How long have you been with her?

Screw Valentine's Day.

Let's celebrate Fluffle Day instead, on March 8. :) :fluffle:

Yeah, but you like always drink, from what I know of you...

I'm on school holidays, hence I'm enjoying myself. Normally I hardly drink at all.

Screw Valentine's Day.

Let's celebrate Fluffle Day instead, on March 8. :) :fluffle:

Well, thats hardcore.....;)

Well, thats hardcore.....;)
I created the holiday to counter Vday. I threw a dart at a calendar (actually I just thought of a random date) to get March 8. It's going to be a day for all NSGers to fluffle eachother. It's goign to be a mandatory tradition to have at least 5 fluffles in each post. :) :fluffle:

I created the holiday to counter Vday. I threw a dart at a calendar (actually I just thought of a random date) to get March 8. It's going to be a day for all NSGers to fluffle eachother. It's goign to be a mandatory tradition to have at least 5 fluffles in each post. :) :fluffle:

Well I'll be waving goodbye to the jolt serves for a week then.....:D