NationStates Jolt Archive


No more trips to hooters for these spoiled brats.

Drunk commies deleted
14-02-2007, 16:54
I swear I've seen this exact news story before, but it's dated 2/13/07. Anyway, these two annoying, tattletail kids got a guy in trouble because he took them to Hooters instead of some cheezy family restaurant. He happened to drink some beers, and the kids called the cops to turn him in as he was driving them home.

http://www.abqtrib.com/news/2007/feb/13/police-dad-took-kids-hooters-drove-drunk/
Smunkeeville
14-02-2007, 16:57
I used to take my kids to hooters all the time.....they have a kid's menu.

I figured I could eat my boneless BBQ chicken I liked, they could get a balloon, it's all good.
Utracia
14-02-2007, 16:58
Didn't the Hooters have those new talking urinals telling him not to drink and drive? :(
Ifreann
14-02-2007, 16:59
It's a sad day when a father can't bring his kids to Hooters without getting arrested.
Drunk commies deleted
14-02-2007, 16:59
I used to take my kids to hooters all the time.....they have a kid's menu.

I figured I could eat my boneless BBQ chicken I liked, they could get a balloon, it's all good.

I like their wings. Good stuff. Nothing like buffalo wings and beer.
Jesis
14-02-2007, 17:00
Didn't the Hooters have those new talking urinals telling him not to drink and drive? :(

no those are only in bars, dont think hooters will get them anyway
Ifreann
14-02-2007, 17:01
Didn't the Hooters have those new talking urinals telling him not to drink and drive? :(

The what now? Talking urinals you say?
Utracia
14-02-2007, 17:04
no those are only in bars, dont think hooters will get them anyway

It was meant to be in jest, the guy should have just stuffed himself full of hotwings. Probably make him just as sick as drinking enough beer to blow a .16 would. :p
Call to power
14-02-2007, 17:10
I've never been to hooters, pity me for I am a savage:(
Ifreann
14-02-2007, 17:17
I've never been to hooters, pity me for I am a savage:(

Nor have I.
SimNewtonia
14-02-2007, 17:17
pwned. :cool:
The Infinite Dunes
14-02-2007, 17:29
I am suddenly reminded of the phrase 'For I am the mayor of Albuquerque!'.

Damn, that wasn't just s drunk dad that was an inebriated dad. What had he been drinking? Moonshine?

Anyway, what is hooters? Because the impression I've gotten from American movies is that it's a restuarent where they only have waitresses who are all topless. :confused:
Drunk commies deleted
14-02-2007, 17:30
I am suddenly reminded of the phrase 'For I am the mayor of Albuquerque!'.

Damn, that wasn't just s drunk dad that was an inebriated dad. What had he been drinking? Moonshine?

Anyway, what is hooters? Because the impression I've gotten from American movies is that it's a restuarent where they only have waitresses who are all topless. :confused:

It's a restaruant with waitresses who wear T shirts with the hooters logo and orange short shorts. The buffalo wings are pretty good.
Greater Valia
14-02-2007, 17:31
I am suddenly reminded of the phrase 'For I am the mayor of Albuquerque!'.

Damn, that wasn't just s drunk dad that was an inebriated dad. What had he been drinking? Moonshine?

Anyway, what is hooters? Because the impression I've gotten from American movies is that it's a restuarent where they only have waitresses who are all topless. :confused:

Like that but they wear tops. They're generally all youngish, pretty, and... erm... busty.
Cluichstan
14-02-2007, 17:32
I like their wings. Good stuff. Nothing like buffalo wings and beer.

One word: overpriced.
Drunk commies deleted
14-02-2007, 17:34
One word: overpriced.

It's not that bad. Anyhoo, if I want cheap good buffalo wings I can always buy them from the Al Qaedas that run Chuck's buffalo wings in Trenton and Hamilton New Jersey.
Cluichstan
14-02-2007, 17:37
It's not that bad. Anyhoo, if I want cheap good buffalo wings I can always buy them from the Al Qaedas that run Chuck's buffalo wings in Trenton and Hamilton New Jersey.


Here (http://local.yahoo.com/details?id=10280170).
Drunk commies deleted
14-02-2007, 17:40
Here (http://local.yahoo.com/details?id=10280170).

4 Locations for Chuck's cafe listed here (http://local.yahoo.com/results;_ylt=AstekLboQs2zEmE8RVr3C7yKNcIF?stx=Chuck%27s+&csz=Trenton%2C+NJ&fr=).
Cluichstan
14-02-2007, 17:44
Haven't been to Trenton since a class trip to (whoopee! :rolleyes: ) the state capitol building in elementary school, some 25 years (at least) ago.
Drunk commies deleted
14-02-2007, 17:44
Haven't been to Trenton since a class trip to (whoopee! :rolleyes: ) the state capitol building in elementary school, some 25 years (at least) ago.

The state capitol building? Boring. Should have gone to the museum. At least that's somewhat interesting. Especially on acid.
Cluichstan
14-02-2007, 17:49
The state capitol building? Boring. Should have gone to the museum. At least that's somewhat interesting. Especially on acid.

Um...I was in elementary school... :p
Drunk commies deleted
14-02-2007, 17:59
Um...I was in elementary school... :p

Ok then, how about a hallucinogenic dose of over the counter cough syrup?
Cluichstan
14-02-2007, 18:02
Ok then, how about a hallucinogenic dose of over the counter cough syrup?

Mmmm...Robo-trip...
Gun Manufacturers
14-02-2007, 19:50
Like that but they wear tops. They're generally all youngish, pretty, and... erm... busty.

Busty? That's putting it mildly in some cases. My dad's 50th was at Hooters. One of the waitresses almost fell out. What a birthday gift that would have been for him. :D
Neo Bretonnia
14-02-2007, 19:55
Am I missing something? From the article the guy was arrested for DWI not for taking the kids to Hooters. The 2 counts of child abuse were for making them ride with him while he drove drunk.

For those who haven't been to Hooters, it's a resturant where the feature is waitresses in short shorts and snug fitting t-shirts. There's no nudity, no inapropriate behavior, nothing you wouldn't see in any movie or program on TV. It's popular with the guys because, as I said, the waitresses are eye candy but nothing more.
The Lone Alliance
14-02-2007, 20:44
I went there when I was 11, They thought I was 'cute' because I was blushing the whole time.
Nodinia
14-02-2007, 21:07
Nor have I.

Theres something about the idea that strikes the Irish mind as faintly ridiculous I think. "Titty bar"....well its almost like that on a good night anyway, lets face it . "Titty resturaunt"...no...can't have knockers there when you're trying to eat yer spuds....
Nodinia
14-02-2007, 21:08
For those who haven't been to Hooters, it's a resturant where the feature is waitresses in short shorts and snug fitting t-shirts. There's no nudity, no inapropriate behavior, nothing you wouldn't see in any movie or program on TV. It's popular with the guys because, as I said, the waitresses are eye candy but nothing more.

I thought it was topless, for some reason.....O well...
Rhaomi
14-02-2007, 21:27
The what now? Talking urinals you say?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ijv8pzmuqFk

Wait for the last item. And hurry, before Almighty Viacom swoops in and deats it.
Greyenivol Colony
14-02-2007, 21:31
Drunk driving costs lives. The guy should have his kids taken away.
Ashmoria
14-02-2007, 21:38
oh its the school's fault. they must be telling kids about those families that have been completely wiped out by drunk drivers in new mexico in recent years. big brother has to take the fun out of everything
Drunk commies deleted
14-02-2007, 21:43
Drunk driving costs lives. The guy should have his kids taken away.

True. The kids also deserve a beating for being little snitches.
Blotting
14-02-2007, 21:47
True. The kids also deserve a beating for being little snitches.

Yeah. In fact, let's pass a law; if you ever report a crime in that country you should get the same punishment as the criminal.
Drunk commies deleted
14-02-2007, 21:48
Yeah. In fact, let's pass a law; if you ever report a crime in that country you should get the same punishment as the criminal.

Depends on the crime. Sometimes the person reporting it deserves worse punishment.
Neo Bretonnia
14-02-2007, 21:52
I thought it was topless, for some reason.....O well...

*sigh* if only...:D