NationStates Jolt Archive

I'm leaving NSG. Not because, I want to, but because I have to. The parents-that-be have decided this isn't good for me (Fuck that shit). My dad says he'll let me have a footlong steak and cheese sub to make it up. (mutters insidiously) He can take that sub and shove it...

I just wanted to say goodbye to you wonderful people. Chandelier, for being a good friend, Kiryu, anarchyland34, GN, Dubsy, LNI, likewise. Rameria, for helping me out, and Pancake/Darknovae for letting me into her polygamist sect.

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: - For Pancake (Last time I'll be doing this, so I wanted to enjoy it)

:fluffle: - For Rameria

:fluffle: - For Chanders

"Goodbye, everybody. I've got to go. Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth" - Bohemian Rhapsody

This is pretty much my funeral thread. So...

Johnny out.

(Slowly fades away)

So... why are you leaving?

The post above you now explains it.

You'll be back. Everyone who ever makes a goodye thread comes back.

...you can't post from school and work?

That's where I do the vast majority of my posting.

bullshit spam threads falling from the sky! :D

:(

You'll be back...I hope.

Bye *waves*

I'll miss you, mostly because you're on the very short list of people whose names I remember.

You'll be back.... I hope... if all else fails try to get your parents addicted

EDIT: How the hell does food make up for a message board? I don't like being replaced with a sandwich, I am not equivalent in value to meat and bread! :(

Just go on it and delete this history like when you go on porn

bullshit spam threads falling from the sky! :D

Indeed

Just go on it and delete this history like when you go on porn

Yeah. Still, the majority of my posting occurs after school and HW, when my parents are around.

Yeah. Still, the majority of my posting occurs after school and HW, when my parents are around.

Replace porn time with NS time.

Yeah. Still, the majority of my posting occurs after school and HW, when my parents are around.

Family computer is full view of everything? That sucks, I'd hate that :(

There are ways to circumvent unreasonable parents. You can still post here. Just be creative.

Yeah, I just had to tell you all. I thought I was actually going away. I also was experimenting for reactions. And no, Ife, while I will still go on here, I'm not giving up porn for NSG.

Public Library FTW.

Perhaps you should engage your parents in arguments about evolution, Bush, Iraq, immigration, homosexuality, the death penalty, gun control, Chavez, and religion while randomly flashing pictures of various smilies.

I am sure that if you do this at the dinner table for about a week, your parents will let you back on.

catch lice so you can miss school and post on NSG when no one is home ;)

Yeah, I just had to tell you all. I thought I was actually going away. I also was experimenting for reactions. And no, Ife, while I will still go on here, I'm not giving up porn for NSG.

Ah to be young and obsessed with porn again. Good times.

Well, at least I'm not obsessed with masturbation. :p

I'm leaving NSG. Not because, I want to, but because I have to. The parents-that-be have decided this isn't good for me (Fuck that shit). My dad says he'll let me have a footlong steak and cheese sub to make it up. (mutters insidiously) He can take that sub and shove it...

I just wanted to say goodbye to you wonderful people. Chandelier, for being a good friend, Kiryu, anarchyland34, GN, Dubsy, LNI, likewise. Rameria, for helping me out, and Pancake/Darknovae for letting me into her polygamist sect.

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: - For Pancake (Last time I'll be doing this, so I wanted to enjoy it)

:fluffle: - For Rameria

:fluffle: - For Chanders

"Goodbye, everybody. I've got to go. Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth" - Bohemian Rhapsody

This is pretty much my funeral thread. So...

Johnny out.

(Slowly fades away)
You could go on during school. I'm pretty sure that even if a school has a blocker up, nationstates will remain unblocked. Mostly cause Max is friendly with schools.

Well, at least I'm not obsessed with masturbation. :p

And why not? :p
But yes, 'tis always sad when an NSer is forced to leave. I do remember having an argument with you on Gabbly about religion, and it entertained me for a while, so thankyou for that small nugget of fun.

Perhaps you should engage your parents in arguments about evolution, Bush, Iraq, immigration, homosexuality, the death penalty, gun control, Chavez, and religion while randomly flashing pictures of various smilies.

I am sure that if you do this at the dinner table for about a week, your parents will let you back on.

Don't forget to use sarcasm. Lots and lots of sarcasm.

Well, at least I'm not obsessed with masturbation. :p

That's a lie and you know it.

Yeah, I just had to tell you all. I thought I was actually going away. I also was experimenting for reactions. And no, Ife, while I will still go on here, I'm not giving up porn for NSG.

So just fishing for comments like "I'll miss you" and "please don't go"?

Now I demand that you leave. That's pathetic.

So just fishing for comments like "I'll miss you" and "please don't go"?

Now I demand that you leave. That's pathetic.

I'm confused :confused:

I'm confused :confused:

Note the bit of his post that I bolded.

Drop back in from time to time if you can! You know, when your parents aren't around. Take care! :fluffle:

Soo.... you're not actually leaving... Hmm.

Wait...you're not leaving...you just thought you'd make a thread saying you were, to gain reactions?
Eh....that's quite sad.

Wait...you're not leaving...you just thought you'd make a thread saying you were, to gain reactions?
Eh....that's quite sad.

Indeed. I could live with an attention whore suspension.

Note the bit of his post that I bolded.

So... he thought he was leaving... found out he wasn't and decided to fish for sympathy?

So just fishing for comments like "I'll miss you" and "please don't go"?

Now I demand that you leave. That's pathetic.

Yeah, I know. But IRL, people would be entertained if I fell under a bus.

And yes, I am actually leaving. I'm not that pathetic. (At least not yet)

Soo.... you're not actually leaving... Hmm.

I should hope not. How anyone could actually leave NS... they would have to find anyway possible to stick around.

Leave NS... what silliness...

I thought you were kidding. I thought it was a joke, I even wrote it down in my diary. "Veronica had a very funny joke today." I laughed at it later that night.

I APOLOGIZE FOR BEING AN ATTENTION WHORE!

I thought I was leaving, but I found ways to get around it. I might not post as frequently, though.

I APOLOGIZE FOR BEING AN ATTENTION WHORE!

I thought I was leaving, but I found ways to get around it. I might not post as frequently, though.

1) That is a very attention whorish post
2) Make up your damn mind already!

1) That is a very attention whorish post

Quoted for mighty truth.

Why do some peoples parents have problems with them posting on forums? I don't understand. An 8 year old, maybe...but teenagers?

Why do people's parents have problems with them posting on forums? I don't understand. An 8 year old, maybe...but teenagers?

Because we turn people into America-hating-baby-eating-flag-burning-abortion-loving liberals.

This thread makes my brain hurt :(

1) That is a very attention whorish post
2) Make up your damn mind already!

1) That's true. Lolz.
2) Fuck that, I'm staying.

Bye.

Because we turn people into America-hating-baby-eating-flag-burning-abortion-loving liberals.

QFT. :p

2) Fuck that, I'm staying.

So, you've made up your mind? :p

So, you've made up your mind? :p

Yeah. So, I'll go back and edit the OP, make a new topic.

Because we turn people into America-hating-baby-eating-flag-burning-abortion-loving liberals.

Really? Maybe I should start sending some people here...

Blah, you know the truth, you'll maintain your nation until you're off at the university and from there, you'll be back.

Nationstates is like Hotel California...ya'know.

Yeah. So, I'll go back and edit the OP, make a new topic.

Oh, so another attention-whoring thread? Excellent. :rolleyes:

Really? Maybe I should start sending some people here...

Damn right, we need more sacrifice.

Oh, so another attention-whoring thread? Excellent. :rolleyes:

No, more like a topic about scary things.

It's amazing how sad can turn to angry so quickly.

After reading through this thread, I couldn't care if you left or stayed.

After reading through this thread, I couldn't care if you left or stayed.

After reading through this thread, I want to gouge my eyes out with a spork.

After reading through this thread, I want to gouge my eyes out with a spork.

But how will you look at porn?!

Why didn't you just start a "say something nice about me" thread?

or a "how sad would you be if I left NSG?"

Sure it's attention whorish, but at least it's honest. And everyone wouldn't hate you right now.

But how will you look at porn?!

I've got a pornographic memory. I remember all porn. I can just replay it in my mind. :p

I've got a pornographic memory. I remember all porn. I can just replay it in my mind. :p

Lucky boy.

I've got a pornographic memory. I remember all porn. I can just replay it in my mind. :p

Fancy...

I've got a pornographic memory. I remember all porn. I can just replay it in my mind. :p

Damn, I need that. Don't kill me....

After reading through this thread, I couldn't care if you left or stayed.

After reading through this thread, I want to gouge my eyes out with a spork.

But how will you look at porn?!

I've got a pornographic memory. I remember all porn. I can just replay it in my mind. :p

This exchange totally made my day. I really needed that laugh. :D

Yeah, I just had to tell you all. I thought I was actually going away. I also was experimenting for reactions. And no, Ife, while I will still go on here, I'm not giving up porn for NSG.

Sorry johnny but that takes attention whore to whole other level.

This exchange totally made my day. I really needed that laugh. :D

We do what we can. ;)

Now, where's my damn Sammy Smith's Oatmeal Stout?!? :p

We do what we can. ;)

Now, where's my damn Sammy Smith's Oatmeal Stout?!? :p
For you. (http://www.bottledbeer.co.uk/photos/samoatstout.jpg) :)

For you. (http://www.bottledbeer.co.uk/photos/samoatstout.jpg) :)

Whee! :D

I'm still looking forward to a real one. ;)

Sorry johnny but that takes attention whore to whole other level.

Well, I didn't mean it that way. But look at me, I'm stupid enough to kill my own thread.

Whee! :D

I'm still looking forward to a real one. ;)

Eh, one question. Why's it called oatmeal if it's a drink?

Eh, one question. Why's it called oatmeal if it's a drink?
Because they use oats in making the beer.

Damn, I'm stupid. But then again, 13-year-olds aren't supposed to know about beer.

Good riddance.

J/K. :D

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Lolz.

Right...http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/KGB666/MN%20Posts/attention_whore_big.jpg

Comes from being a side character. Or being stupid. Or both. (shrugs)