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Which country to you like more, the one to the north of the US, or the one to the south. I've been to Mexico many times and I prefer it. Spanish, tacos, burritos, bull fights, and big hats. Oh, and warm weather. What more do you need?

Canada. Mexico is a hellhole.

Canada. Mexico is a shithole.

Mexico, they have better looking women. :)

Canada, because:
A)it has a great healthcare system
B)Canadian migrants don't pick fruit in America and speak a different language altogether... on the most part
C)they have snow
D)they arent in uberpoverty like the Mexicans... hell, the Mexicans can hardly even buy a tourist nowadays

I'd like to visit both, I'm giving an edge to Canada for the maple syrup tough.

Oh, i forgot...

Canada also has mounties

Holy shit. Crepes are awesome. :)

Hmm, I don't know. It's fairly easy to find good tacos outside of Mexico, while it is much more difficult to find good crepes outside of Quebec (on this continent, at least). This may have to give Canada the edge, as I am really craving crepes right now.

Whoops, voted for Mexico, meant to vote for Canada. Why? Most of the reasons already stated. Mexico is number 53 on the HDI while Canada is six.

Canada. It's not hot and they have poutine.

Canada. Because of the Head of the State, that is, Her British Majesty!

Canada. Mexico is a hellhole.

Canada. Mexico is a shithole.

Whoah, déjà vu...

Canada. It's got forests, a good health care system, and until recently a good government, and it's not unbearably hot. Unlike Mexico, Canada doesn't completely suck.

I haven't been to either, but Canada's literally cooler.

Canico!
or maybe Mexada..

Canada, has Ice Hockey, Mexico produced whores like Salma Hayek.
Canada>Mexico

Canada...if for no other reason than the police are less corrupt.

Canada, has Ice Hockey, Mexico produced whores like Salma Hayek.
Canada>MexicoYeah, well, Canada produced Celine Dion and Jim Carrey. I'd prefer Salma Hayek..

Mexico - it's easier to buy police, and it's en route to Antarctica.

Canada, it's basically the US, only it has snow, bacon, and maple syrup, so it's more awesome.

Besides, Canada got over us invading them 200 years ago; Mexico is still pissed off.

definately canada as a place to live. mixican people are cool but their government totaly sucks and has as long as america has been screwing with it which is probably almost as long as the current country of mexico has existed.

as for food, food from almost everywhere there is something great. i use flour tortillas all the time. i don't care that much for corn ones. but i also use things like nori all the time, not just as an outer wrapp for sushi but also as a seasoning in soups.

i was doing tortilla 'wraps' long before i'd ever heard of anyone else using tortillas for anything other then tacos, enchiladas and burritos.

i'm also a furson who prefurs a cooler climate to a warmer one.
hairballs and shedding you know.

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Canada has mounties to laugh at. Therefore Canada wins.

Ice Hockey > Corrupt Police
Therefore
Canada > Mexico

Canada FTW! w00t! Its teh shitz y0!

What? I'm not allowed to pick my country of birth and residence? ;)

Canada, has Ice Hockey, Mexico produced whores like Salma Hayek.
Canada>Mexico

Salma Hayek is so hot 'drool-worthy' doesn't begin to describe it. Not only would she give a dog a bone, she'd likely give a gay dog a bone, and gay dogs are usually only turned on by boy dogs.

Mexico, they have better looking women. :)

Canada produced Christine Young, and she makes Salma Hayek look 'plain'.

It's not the best pic of her, but it's the only PG one I have saved. :D

Canada, it's basically the US, only it has snow, bacon, and maple syrup, so it's more awesome.

Besides, Canada got over us invading them 200 years ago; Mexico is still pissed off.

Canada got over it by having their loyalist ancestors burn the White House, and by letting the Confederates raid from Canada.

Mexico will get over it when a US President gets sworn in in Spanish.

Also Canada/British North America pwned the US. Mexico got pwned and lost half the country. Canada has no reason to be pissed, Mexico has good reason to be pissed.

Equal feelings either way.

Mexico has tacos and tequila, Canada has Tim Horton's and beer.

Yeah, well, Canada produced Celine Dion and Jim Carrey. I'd prefer Salma Hayek..

Dude, don't diss the Carrey.

Canada produced Christine Young, and she makes Salma Hayek look 'plain'.

It's not the best pic of her, but it's the only PG one I have saved. :D

Wow, smoking a reefer in a PG picture, that's hardcore.

Canada, it's basically the US, only it has snow, bacon, and maple syrup, so it's more awesome.
We aren't "basically the US", not by a long shot. Get your facts from someone other than Homer Simpson. Although we certainly are "awesome".
Besides, Canada got over us invading them 200 years ago; Mexico is still pissed off.
And I wouldn't go counting your chickens before they hatch, either.

Which country to you like more, the one to the north of the US, or the one to the south. I've been to Mexico many times and I prefer it. Spanish, tacos, burritos, bull fights, and big hats. Oh, and warm weather. What more do you need?

Without a doubt, I like Canada more than I do Mexico.

Wow, smoking a reefer in a PG picture, that's hardcore.

She's a porn star, it was either smoking up or sticking something in her ass. ;)

You can drink the water in Canada. :)

Yeah, well, Canada produced Celine Dion and Jim Carrey. I'd prefer Salma Hayek..

Celine Dion is an embarrassment to us but any country that produces Mariah Carrie shouldn't be ridiculing our failures...Salma Hayek! please not even better looking than Jim Carrey

Celine Dion is an embarrassment to us but any country that produces Mariah Carrie shouldn't be ridiculing our failures...Salma Hayek! please not even better looking than Jim Carrey


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You can drink the water in Canada. :)

I've drank the water in Mexico without any problems.

Well, would you rather drink Canadian beer, or Mexican Cerveza?

Don't get me wrong, a Corona is nice once in a while. But I'll stick with Moosehead or Alexander Keith's thanks.

Although I'd like to see a lot more latino women up here. Gringo's need some lovin'...

Canada, because they speak the same language (except Les Quebecais ) and we're pretty cool with them.

"Canada's like our younger brother, except they've never had a girlfriend oooooooooo" - Homer Simpson to Queen Elizabeth II

Never been to Mehico, but I've been to Nova Scotia and I liked what I saw. Mexico's an arid desert with the odd jungle; Canada is the great outdoors, like an inverted Australia.

Like Australia they've both got shite politics though.

Celine Dion is an embarrassment to us but any country that produces Mariah Carrie shouldn't be ridiculing our failures...I'm pretty sure she ain't from anywhere near here..

I've drank the water in Mexico without any problems.

Cancun is not really Mexico. It's in Mexico, but it's not Mexico.

I'm pretty sure she ain't from anywhere near here..

Well, she is. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mariah_Carey)

Well, she is. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mariah_Carey)No, really, she isn't.. Not even the same continent..

Actually, the U.S. got more land when they invaded Canada. The only major thing on the opposing side is that the British burned the White House.
I voted Mexico because Canada is full of pansies and has too much snow.

Actually, the U.S. got more land when they invaded Canada. The only major thing on the opposing side is that the British burned the White House.
I voted Mexico because Canada is full of pansies and has too much snow.

Hey!

We're not full of pansies.... there's plenty of room left for more...

No, really, she isn't.. Not even the same continent..

Bah. You live where I say you live.

Canada. Mexico is a shithole.

Canada. Mexico is a hellhole.


Canada. Mexico is a...all the good curse words are gone! :(

Seriously. Fuckhole isn't good. Not bitchhole or bastardhole either. damnhole's even worse.

Canada. Mexico is a...all the good curse words are gone! :(

Seriously. Fuckhole isn't good. Not bitchhole or bastardhole either. damnhole's even worse.

How bout' Cornhole? Or perhaps Maizehole...

How bout' Cornhole? Or perhaps Maizehole...

cheaplaborhole?

as non-american i prefer Slovakia and Belarus is a hell,shit,whateverhole for me;) Guess what country am I from:)

Canada fuckin sucks and has shitty beer.

I don't care how many illegal immigrants Mexica sends, at least they want us...bad. hehehe, better beer, better music, better women, ITS WARM. and they bring a shit load of crime to keep us entertained.

Canada fuckin sucks and has shitty beer.

I don't care how many illegal immigrants Mexica sends, at least they want us...bad. hehehe, better beer, better music, better women, ITS WARM. and they bring a shit load of crime to keep us entertained.

Do they deliver that American Beer direct to your trailer? Yee-Haw!

I say Mexico not only because I've really taken to Corona for some reason (odds are its because I can wear a sombrero without having to drink tequila*), but also because I need my climate...hot hotter than the Sun


*don't judge me!

I hate Mexico... and I hate the hot weather, it is filthy, I don't really care for the people there.... I am tired of Mexico (I live right next to the damn country).

CANADA ROCKS!!!

Haven't been to either (though I am going to Canada in April :)) but I have to say Canada, Mexico is dirt poor.

Cancun is not really Mexico. It's in Mexico, but it's not Mexico.

I've never been to Cancun, I've been to the real Mexico.

Mexico, they have better looking women. :)Canada, something about those chilled women gets me going.

I've never been to Cancun, I've been to the real Mexico.

Somehow I doubt that. The real Mexico is hell on Earth.

Do they deliver that American Beer direct to your trailer? Yee-Haw!

fuck yeah they do, it comes in the damn mail! yippie kai yay mo fo!

Mexico could kick the shit outta Canada in a war anyday, now wouldnt that be a screwed up scenario....

Somehow I doubt that. The real Mexico is hell on Earth.

Its better than Darfur, so what does that make Darfur, the real hell?

guess I'm going to Darfur in a few decades..

Actually, the U.S. got more land when they invaded Canada. The only major thing on the opposing side is that the British burned the White House.

The War of 1812 ended with no changes in territories held. No victory claimed by either side in the Treaty of Ghent. Status quo ante bellum.


as non-american i prefer Slovakia and Belarus is a hell,shit,whateverhole for me;) Guess what country am I from:)

Poland?

Yeah, well, Canada produced Celine Dion and Jim Carrey. I'd prefer Salma Hayek..
Jim Carrey is cool.
You forgot Pamela Anderson and Alanis Morrisette and many great Ice Hockey players.
Salma Hayek is so hot 'drool-worthy' doesn't begin to describe it. Not only would she give a dog a bone, she'd likely give a gay dog a bone, and gay dogs are usually only turned on by boy dogs.



Canada produced Christine Young, and she makes Salma Hayek look 'plain'.

It's not the best pic of her, but it's the only PG one I have saved. :D
Indeed she would, i woulldn't deny her giving this dog a bone, but she is still a person of ill repute.
Too trampish.

Indeed she would, i woulldn't deny her giving this dog a bone, but she is still a person of ill repute.
Too trampish.

She can't be that easy, she'd say no to you.
Although, I must note, you say tramp like it's a bad thing.

Both Mexico and Canada have better beer than les Etats Unis, but neither are as good as the Belgians.

I prefer Canada. Its like America-light.

Mexico. Frankly I could give a shit about their governments because they’re both equally as powerless. Therefore, we look elsewhere for the decision…and Mexico wins by a landslide.

1. The women look better
2. The food, real Mexican food and not this Taco Bell texmex shit, is better
3. The weather is better
4. The beer is better

My three weeks in Puerto Vallarta this summer was one of the best times of my life. I sat on the beach with a Dos Equis in my hand, wearing an open button-down and board shorts, and got an amazing tan while watching the beautiful local girls walk on the beach right along side the beautiful tourist girls. For food, my grandparents, who act thirty years younger than what they are, and I went out of the typical tourist locale and visited some local restaurants, which were simply amazing.

In contrast, Canada is the home of pale women, maple syrup that really doesn’t taste that good, depressing cold weather, and shitty beer. How this is a contest is beyond me unless you like your women pale, your food bland, wearing three layers of clothes, and puking up your Labatt’s.

I don't care for either, one side you have illegal immigrants, and the other you have people walking through with no restriction

and the other you have people walking through with no restriction

Not for long. Within a year this will change.

Oh, and this is my 12,000th post! HORAY! :D

Estados Unidos Mexicanos.

They are cheaper to hire than the Canadians

They are easier to spot when you run into them (short, dark skinned, and no habla), whereas Canadians can cross the border all day long without being able to tell them appart :eek:

They are not involved in the Great Canadian Conspiracy :p

The Royal Canadian Air Force lets Santa Claus cross into US airspace every year, without making him land for a customs inspection :D

A lot of US factories have moved to Canada with the blessings of the Unions (AFL/CIO/CLC= American Federation of Labor/Congress of Industrialized Organizations/Canadian Labor Congress) such as auto manufacturing and as of last, Lifesavers candy co.

They are conspiring to end our pharmaceutical industries by buying the drugs from the US, and then offering them right back to us cheaper than they are here.

They snuck Hockey into the US, but would not support a US Football team***and are sneaking into US Baseball with the Montreal Expos.

The Canadian Broadcasting Company made a show called "The Great Canadian Conspiracy", in order to fool us into complacency.

Even South Park has a song called "Blame Canada"***Robin Williams is a riot singing it.

Thus my reasons for supporting Mexico over Canada.

Hope you enjoy the laugh, and y'all take care out there.

Canada (my home). My mum loves vacationing in Mexico, but I hate it. I can't enjoy myself in a place with so much poverty and corruption. I just feel like a spoiled brat, and I act like it, too. Plus, it's way too hot.

Mexico.

Better food. Better weather. Better beaches. Prettier women. More interesting history. More interesting geography. More fascinating ancient civilizations. Montezuma's Revenge. :)

Which country to you like more, the one to the north of the US, or the one to the south. I've been to Mexico many times and I prefer it. Spanish, tacos, burritos, bull fights, and big hats. Oh, and warm weather. What more do you need?

I like Canada, but that's because I've been to Canada more (once) than I've been to Mexico (long enough to turn the car around.)

I hold judgement untill I can experience both countries enough to form an honest opinion.

seeing as I live pretty much in a fantasy world inspired by romantic visions of ancient history, I'd have to go with Mexico. Unfortunately it's gone downhill a bit lately after that barbarian Cortez invaded. Hardly Mexico's fault though.

1. The women look better
2. The food, real Mexican food and not this Taco Bell texmex shit, is better
3. The weather is better
4. The beer is better.

1. - Debatable. I love latina women. But I love variety too. Canada has it.
2. - Mexican is good. Official 'Canadian' is pretty basic stuff, so yeah, I'll give ya that one.
3. - No Contest. Mexico beats us.

4. - You're out of your god-damned mind!

Next time you're in Canada, drink something other than molson or labatt's. I try to drink something other than budweiser when in the states.

Canada. It has snow, most people there speak English, It's economically more powerful, less violence,and most of all... Mike and Ike.

Canada. It has snow, most people there speak English, It's economically more powerful, less violence,and most of all... Mike and Ike.

We've had an uneasy truce with Ikesburg for some time now.

How anyone can like Mexico is amazing...

4. - You're out of your god-damned mind!

Next time you're in Canada, drink something other than molson or labatt's. I try to drink something other than budweiser when in the states.

Heh...labatt's is the only thing I could come up with on the top of my head. I just like Mexican beer better. When I was in Canada I drank a good bit of house beer, but I just like Dos Equis and Negra Modelo better than most Canadian beers (and most American beers).

What I will give you however is Moosehead Lager. I. Love. Moosehead. :D

What I will give you however is Moosehead Lager. I. Love. Moosehead. :D

Oh.


Well, then I pardon thee, for thou hast partaken of the greatest beverage in the history of beerdom.

Two more reasons to like Canada over Mexico!

Those reasons are Hockey and Curling.

I live in Canada. As much as we might not have mayan pyramids, I still think that it's nicer here.

She can't be that easy, she'd say no to you.
Although, I must note, you say tramp like it's a bad thing.
Pfft, she has no taste, that's why she'd say no to me.
Because it is.

Canada

As a genuine Canadian living in Canada for 18 yrs of the 18 years of my life. I am able to say we have a free healthcare, poutines, peacemakers, Tim Hortons and the balance of cool winters and warm summers... We are like New York except less crowded...