NationStates Jolt Archive

Three women claiming to be crime scene investigators entered an appartment and cut out a Kool Aid stain in the carpet to "analyze it for DNA evidence". The braintrust got the wrong appartment, and are currently in jail. How did they think they were going to get away with this? Like anyone is just going to let three women come in and cut up his carpet. Anyway, thought I'd share.

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2007/02/09/national/a144753S67.DTL&type=bondage

There was little me thinking DCD was going to have a go at TV programmes I love to hate...

Huh?

Bah! Who cares? Haven't you've always wanted to have Horatio Cain's majick teleporting glasses?

Life imitating Art? These police procedural shows are having an interesting effect on Real Life court procedures. I've read of juries expecting the forensic evidence to be as complete and compelling as it is on the CSI shows, and when I went to jury duty a few years ago, being a "Law & Order" fan was something nearly everyone on the panel mentioned, including me.

There was little me thinking DCD was going to have a go at TV programmes I love to hate...

I can't stand the CSI shows either. Don't know what anyone sees in them.

Trilby63;12325310']Huh?

Bah! Who cares? Haven't you've always wanted to have Horatio Cain's majick teleporting glasses?

What good is a teleporting glass? You go to take a drink and your liquor is gone. Some pygmy in the congo is suddenly drenched in your single malt. It's bad for everyone involved.

Criminals as a breed aren't that smart. It is always satisfying when this is proven true time and time again.

Criminals as a breed aren't that smart. It is always satisfying when this is proven true time and time again.

No shit. How much easier and more effective would it have been to just burn the whole appartment block down?

Trilby63;12325310']Huh?

Bah! Who cares? Haven't you've always wanted to have Horatio Cain's majick teleporting glasses?
don't forget to say the magic words that activate those glasses... "Now here is what I want you to do."

I can't stand the CSI shows either. Don't know what anyone sees in them.
They just annoy me, pure and simple. But then, most TV does.

I can't stand the CSI shows either. Don't know what anyone sees in them.

CSI, not NY, not Miami, is better than others... like Shark.

No shit. How much easier and more effective would it have been to just burn the whole appartment block down?

If they had such a hard time breaking into the correct apartment I think they wouldn't know how to start a fire. Striking a match requires a certain level of mental capability. :D

What good is a teleporting glass? You go to take a drink and your liquor is gone. Some pygmy in the congo is suddenly drenched in your single malt. It's bad for everyone involved.

That's not how they work at all! What you do is you tilt your head down to peer over them and you are instantly transported into the backgroud of where ever you want! You just wait to come into focus, lift your head up and then deliver your cheesy one-liner and the criminal to justice. I mean you don't have to if you don't want to. You could use them to pick up your laundry or make a deposit at the bank. They have many different uses.

I hate CSI, it's almost more 'exposition theater' than old episodes of Dragnet, and that show was designed to be just exposition...

Diedra J. Heard, 19; Lareisha W. Miles, 24; and Latoya R. Johnson, 21, all face a preliminary felony charge of residential entry.
That sounds like the set up to an unbearable MadTV sketch...

Trilby63;12325354']That's not how they work at all! What you do is you tilt your head down to peer over them and you are instantly transported into the backgroud of where ever you want! You just wait to come into focus, lift your head up and then deliver your cheesy one-liner and the criminal to justice. I mean you don't have to if you don't want to. You could use them to pick up your laundry or make a deposit at the bank. They have many different uses.

So no pygmies drenched in whiskey? I like the glasses even less now.

So no pygmies drenched in whiskey? I like the glasses even less now.

You could use them to teleport to a pygmy and drench him whiskey I suppose.

You could say "This is for the potatoes, short arse!"

No it doesn't make sense.

I can't stand the CSI shows either. Don't know what anyone sees in them.

Law and Order's pretty interesting.

Trilby63;12325354']That's not how they work at all! What you do is you tilt your head down to peer over them and you are instantly transported into the backgroud of where ever you want! You just wait to come into focus, lift your head up and then deliver your cheesy one-liner and the criminal to justice. I mean you don't have to if you don't want to. You could use them to pick up your laundry or make a deposit at the bank. They have many different uses.

did you ever notice that 90% of the time he exits left? that always gets me, because exiting left is usually reserved for villains*, I wonder if something is up with that.......

*pays entirely too much attention to stuff*


*In my experience, you know paying too much attention to movies and such.

Law and Order's pretty interesting.

I've watched Law and Order a couple of times and enjoyed it. I'm just not into the CSI shows.

I can't stand the CSI shows either. Don't know what anyone sees in them.

The guy who plays Grissom is cute.