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A substitute 4th grade teacher was just trying to stay alert in class so her students would learn their lessons and not misbehave, but now she's in trouble. She was using bumps of cocaine to boost her alertness and it seems cocaine is illegal. Because of that little technicality a good substitute teacher may lose her job and will face criminal charges. Oh, and it seems one of the kids turned her in. Fucking kids should learn to mind their own business. They were probably upset because she wouldn't cut them out a line.

http://www.wftv.com/education/10982731/detail.html

I guess your theory of pussyfication IS true. Hell back in my day as a forth grader we smuggled the shit into classes for our teachers. Oh american children, how I weep at your demise!

And this, kids, is the schools of America.

I bought weed in parenting class.

That's hot.

*nose starts bleeding*

Damn, whats the hell is wrong with kids today?!

Back when I was in school, if we had sex with a hot teacher, there's no way we would turn her in! If one of the teachers offer us beer, hell we'd take it! Hell we would even do Cocaine WITH the teacher !

God, these kids nowadays are idiots!

Don't kids know that blackmail is so much more profitable? They would never have to study again all year.

Don't kids know that blackmail is so much more profitable? They would never have to study again all year.

I know! They really should teach the fundamentals to kids.

1. Having sex with a hot teacher is GREAT
2. Drinking Beer with a teacher or doing drugs with them is good too!
3. If 1 & 2 fails, blackmail!

did no-one ever teach those kids the laws of the playground? number 1: don't be a snitch.:rolleyes:

God, even I want to beat up these kids and I was a bloody goody-two shoes in school. I would have never snitched on my teachers! Hell, I remember one of my teachers forgoing an entire English lesson because he wanted to practice Blackjack because he was going to the Hull Casino that night. So, at his desk, he had a deck of cards and had a small game of Blackjack going; about five students joined in.

No one ever whined if the teacher did something cool.

It's sicking how the sacred bond of teacher-student relations is being broken by a generation of pussified brats!

Sure coke is illegal, but they should have been cool about it and blackmailed her; that's the way you do stuff. This snitching shit is so uncool.

That teacher is one dumb SHIT. Trying to stay awake is no reason to be takin' cocaine. The excuses just keep getting lamer....

I think that the dumb-ass teacher should lose her job. Taking coke is illegal, and stupid.:confused:

However, teaching is a particuarly boring job. Hell, I'd take cocaine if I had to deal with kids like these. Also, you're not to meant snitch on them. You're meant to join in, or get them to buy you booze. There are a few teachers in my school who would quite happily buy beer for us in some cases. I love my school sometimes.

I'm not too surprised. Our substitute teachers were never really too clever anyway.

"I have to use the bathroom pass."
"Ok, go.
"Me too!"
"Fine."
*whole class goes to the bathroom and doesn't come back.*

These were 4th graders? They were probably still operating on the whole "Say no to drugs!" thing. 10th graders would have been more accomadating.

However, teaching is a particuarly boring job. Hell, I'd take cocaine if I had to deal with kids like these. Also, you're not to meant snitch on them. You're meant to join in, or get them to buy you booze. There are a few teachers in my school who would quite happily buy beer for us in some cases. I love my school sometimes.

Eh I would've just slit my wrist because God, dealing with annoying brats all day and a stupid administration that has their head up their asses. Jeez is there a worse job than teaching?

I think that the dumb-ass teacher should lose her job. Taking coke is illegal, and stupid.:confused:

You know putting emphasis on should when you say she should lose her job and saying that coke is illegal and stupid are all things I have no problem with. But why did you put a confused face at the end? That really makes zero sense. Are you saying you don't know if coke is illegal and stupid?

Now that I think about it, Notes on a Scandal would have never worked as a movie taking place in the U.S.

Eh I would've just slit my wrist because God, dealing with annoying brats all day and a stupid administration that has their head up their asses. Jeez is there a worse job than teaching?

I did a teaching job for my work experience. Every single member of staff told me not to become a teacher.

What's so bad about being a teacher? You get decent benefits, summer off, and considering how much time off you get you get acceptable pay. If you need more cash take a construction job in the summer. Teacher sounds like an easy way to coast through life to me. All you've got to do is keep your hands off the kids and don't get wasted in front of them and you're ok.

WHEN will the young learn that blackmail is the only good thing you have to do.

Silly snitches. Have they not seen prison movies?!

Anyway the coke thing was bad. The teacher should've said to the kids:

"Drugs are bad, mmkay?" before doing a line.:D

Duh. You shoot mountain dew directly into your bloodstream to stay awake. Everyone knows that.

For comparison, how old are 4th graders?

For comparison, how old are 4th graders?

Like 9 or so.

Like 9 or so.
So I'd have been in year 5/4. I can't realy immagine Mrs Javis doing a line of coke some how...

I'm not sure what I would have done. We han't had that much drug indocrination back then.