NationStates Jolt Archive

Since the PRC vs U.S.A thread is still around I decided to make a different vs thread.

Western Australia vs Northern Territory!

its more like WA,NT, SA Vs NSW ,VIC, QLD with TAS and ACT going WTF

I don't care about either of those states

its more like WA,NT, SA Vs NSW ,VIC, QLD with TAS and ACT going WTF

The Tassies are too busy inbreeding to care about our petty rivalries

I don't care about either of those states
i would care for WA if i was you as we may back you if VIC attacks you
The Tassies are too busy inbreeding to care about our petty rivalries

thats why when they stop for a hour and find out they would say WTF

*goes back to playing Bush Shoot Out*

i would care for WA if i was you as we may back you if VIC attacks you

Thanks, although how the country would end up in civil war I don't know

Well it wouldn't really be a civil war as people keep forgetting about WA and NT (Especially NT)

Just like Poland.......

Thanks, although how the country would end up in civil war I don't know

me too

It could always be a war of words.........

I don't care about either of those states

QFT.

i would care for WA if i was you as we may back you if VIC attacks you

Why the fuck would we attack SA? The only other state that's worthy of being our rival is NSW. The rest of you are like annoying little brothers & sisters, jumping up & down, trying to get our attention. You'll never be as good as us & you know it. ;)

Eithr way
NZ PWNS ALL!

QFT.



Why the fuck would we attack SA? The only other state that's worthy of being our rival is NSW. The rest of you are like annoying little brothers & sisters, jumping up & down, trying to get our attention. You'll never be as good as us & you know it. ;)

nukes we got what is need to make and the place to test them ;)

Why the fuck would we attack SA? The only other state that's worthy of being our rival is NSW. The rest of you are like annoying little brothers & sisters, jumping up & down, trying to get our attention. You'll never be as good as us & you know it. ;)

I'm not trying to get your attention, the government is.... and it's doing a really bad job of it too.

Eithr way
NZ PWNS ALL!

forget WA Vs NT lets all get for NZ

forget WA Vs NT lets all got for NZ

agreed.... but we have to leave the pretty mountains alone :p

agreed.... but we have to leave the pretty mountains alone :p

ok we leave them alone but what if they are hiding in them,oh an i should not post after playing Bush Shoot Out

If we ever decided to invade NZ (like Tasmania, but more economically powerfull, so we could combine it with Tasmania to make NewTasmealand!)
we could quickly stop any naval defence by saying that their ships were all greenpeace vessels and allowing french agents to blow them all up.

If we ever decided to invade NZ (like Tasmania, but more economically powerfull, so we could combine it with Tasmania to make NewTasmealand!)
we could quickly stop any naval defence by saying that their ships were all greenpeace vessels and allowing french agents to blow them all up.

oh that be a good idea

having a city named after charlie gives a fairly significant boost to nt

having a city named after charlie gives a fairly significant boost to nt
I knew someone would name something after me eventually!

I used to live in Perth and it was a really multicultural and modern city (and hopefully i'll move back there or at least visit one day). WA it is.

having a city named after charlie gives a fairly significant boost to nt

Kinda ironic then in that it's one of the hick capitals of Australia, from what I hear. Never been there myself, but I have relatives living there, and...yeah. They're pretty much the reason I haven't been there. :)

WA ftw! NT isn't even a state, the losers. :p

We have the most ridiculous house prices in the state, after all. Take that, damn Sydneysiders!

I used to live in Perth and it was a really multicultural and modern city (and hopefully i'll move back there or at least visit one day). WA it is.
Maybe it went downhill after you left.










Or more likely uphill. ;)

Oh yeah, we also have the SAS in WA and more military bases.

QLD would own all the states, just like it did NSW in Origin last year. We got the most brutal cops, and Levarack barracks - for some reason, all the weird soldiers get sent there...

QLD my ass

QLD my ass


Hey, at least our capital is a city. You know, as opposed to a cozy little seaside town?

Hey, at least our capital is a city. You know, as opposed to a cozy little seaside town?

its no way near the sea, oh an you have a shit capital city and shit weather

Brisbane only has 400k more people than Perth. Now take Adelaide or Darwin. That's what I call not a capital city. :rolleyes: :p

Ah, that reminds me, we would pwn NT because we have Imperial isa.

its no way near the sea, oh an you have a shit capital city and shit weather

Um, Perth actually has several beaches. And to have shit weather, we actually have to have weather. :D

QLD my ass

Ass??????

I thought you were Australian.

Brisbane only has 400k more people than Perth. Now take Adelaide or Darwin. That's what I call not a capital city. :rolleyes: :p

Ah, that reminds me, we would pwn NT because we have Imperial isa.

<insert generic flamy half-arsed response here>

-_- This forum really need other/a better SAussie representative.... I'm not serious enough and get defensive/flamy too easily

Ass??????

I thought you were Australian.

Well I never, I'd expect that sort of language from a Sydney-Sider.... but a Western Australian.... I'm shocked and appalled

<insert generic flamy half-arsed response here>

-_- This forum really need other/a better SAussie representative.... I'm not serious enough and get defensive/flamy too easily
Don't worry, it's not your fault you have to live in Adelaide.

*ducks bricks*

Heh, Adelaide is just as good as Perth, I suppose. It actually has one hotel that's not a complete joke, anyway, unlike us. Ugh.

Um, Perth actually has several beaches. And to have shit weather, we actually have to have weather. :D

several beaches on the coast, Perth some Miles up the Swan River and WA has highest per capita output of any Australian state

Ass??????

I thought you were Australian.
too much yank shows
Well I never, I'd expect that sort of language from a Sydney-Sider.... but a Western Australian.... I'm shocked and appalled

you never meet the ones i have then

:( I like my city. It's relatively quiet.... but it's still got everything a city should have, like games shops and an airport. But I know many who hate the fact that nothing ever happens here.
Ever been to Perth airport? It's absolutely hideous. Adelaide airport is small, but it's much nicer.

Don't worry, it's not your fault you have to live in Adelaide.

*ducks bricks*

:( I like my city. It's relatively quiet.... but it's still got everything a city should have, like games shops and an airport. But I know many who hate the fact that nothing ever happens here.

:( I like my city. It's relatively quiet.... but it's still got everything a city should have, like games shops and an airport. But I know many who hate the fact that nothing ever happens here.

it's better then Sydney or Brisbane

I like Sydney. -.-

Why don't we just all agree that Canberra is Australia's worst capital city and leave it at that?

I like Sydney. -.-

Why don't we just all agree that Canberra is Australia's worst capital city and leave it at that?

been to Sydney , Brisbane and Canberra an hate all three, let just agree to go back to picking on NZ

I like Sydney. -.-

Why don't we just all agree that Canberra is Australia's worst capital city and leave it at that?

I can live with that

I can live with that

only if we go back to picking on NZ

only if we go back to picking on NZ

Okay

I'll say this about Adelaide; I actually found the state library.

Why don't we just all agree that Canberra is Australia's worst capital city and leave it at that?

How dare you! Pornography, pyrotechnics and public buildings; the fuel of modern politicians.

Melbourne would be the best capital if there wasn't so many PPP (private-public partnerships) screwing up the system. We have federation square :D. However the only reason I go there is because of the ACMI building and the RvB series they have shown (and will show).

Plus Melbourne has (as far as I know) the only mayor to have a REALLY corny song sung about them

All you need to do to take over NZ is let Auckland and the rest of NZ to fight, then pick up the pieces.

Hmmm, what about......... Alice Springs vs Tamworth.

New Zealand

China.

Well, China does have a fair stake in the uranium mining areas and they get a lot of coal.....

THATS IT! China is trying to remove Australia by burning up as much of it as possible as well as exporting large chunks of it for building!

Maybe New Zealand would remove most of the U.S.A bases in Australia.

New Zealand
no they would not they don't have much of a armed forces

China.

WTF

Well, China does have a fair stake in the uranium mining areas and they get a lot of coal.....

THATS IT! China is trying to remove Australia by burning up as much of it as possible as well as exporting large chunks of it for building!

Maybe New Zealand would remove most of the U.S.A bases in Australia.

U.S.A want to build a Spy base here in WA

Eithr way
NZ PWNS ALL!

Agreed; once we take over, their representative council (grossly outnumbered by myriads of our people) can be based in Christchurch, so they have some attraction for people to go to.

Also, I think Auckland and the rest of New Zealand are already in a fight, us Aucklanders are better than the people down south after all...

WA would secede before they let NZ take over!

Then again Vic would pawn you by simply ramping up the air conditioner usage (as any part of australia MUST give electricity to victoria if it needs it [barring WA, which would have seceded, NT, which doesn't have enough power and Queensland, who are protected by monsoon look-alikes])

Yeah, sadly there will be a 'communications base' jsut north of Perth and of course we will know what passes through that facility :rolleyes: .

We need less bases, not more (makes us less bound to the U.S as well as making the U.S not take us for granted).

WA would secede before they let NZ take over!

Then again Vic would pawn you by simply ramping up the air conditioner usage (as any part of australia MUST give electricity to victoria if it needs it [barring WA, which would have seceded, NT, which doesn't have enough power and Queensland, who are protected by monsoon look-alikes])

Yeah, sadly there will be a 'communications base' jsut north of Perth and of course we will know what passes through that facility :rolleyes: .

We need less bases, not more (makes us less bound to the U.S as well as making the U.S not take us for granted).

an get they hands off our woman too

Western Australia vs Northern Territory!

Didn't they manage to test atomic bombs in both those states without any of the inhabitants noticing?

Didn't they manage to test atomic bombs in both those states without any of the inhabitants noticing?

Well, WA is huge with a sparsely populated northern part; easy to hide stuff (or explosions).

Even if NT population noticed an explosion it is not as if they would actually get a say, they are not even a state......... which hopefully will change soon (though I don't know what they will name themselves).

That shows you how mighty a battle that would be: They can have a nuke hit them and they won't even notice.

i think WA v NK would be funnier.

North Korea?

Or more likely uphill.

Ha. Probably.

I'll say this about Adelaide; I actually found the state library.

What, you couldn't find the Melbourne one? How on earth could you miss it?

What, you couldn't find the Melbourne one? How on earth could you miss it?

I just never bumped into it (the adelaide one seemed easy to find).

Where is it?

North Korea?

thats a Easy win just send in the SAS

And Australia's still like "WTF Mate?". But they'll be dead soon.

thats a Easy win just send in the SAS

They'll be too busy fetching drinks for the U.S overlords (a.k.a base commanders).

Btw, did you hear about the liberals eating into Garret for wanting the bases to be gone? What a bunch of whiners.

[quote/]thats a Easy win just send in the SAS



more like they make them get there own

and to what you said i agree with you it makes me sick to heard them cry about it

Sick and agreeing or disagreeing (and me making you sick)?

I was trying to just type in the quote bit and forgot it was =Imperial isa not /

Sick and agreeing or disagreeing (and me making you sick)?

I was trying to just type in the quote bit and forgot it was =Imperial isa not /

i'm agreeing with you i think i Edit my post the best i can

SAS are the most elite troops in the world.

SAS are the most elite troops in the world.

scary people

scary people

Lol, I can't be patriotic?

Lol, I can't be patriotic?

i did not say you can't, they are the best in the world

Ok, let's cut back on the patriotism.

The SAS are one of the top (known) elite combat groups and they should be; there is a lot of money spent on a rather small amount. That being said they are about even with some of the other groups from other countries.

We are also forgetting that number play a big role, so whilst the members are well trained the group as a whole is not as powerful as some other ones, just because of the numbers.

Wait, we are off topic.

NT could always try to convince the greens that WA should not have any mining done (though I am unsure if coal is mined a lot there) that would stop WA's economy in its tracks.

Ok, let's cut back on the patriotism.

The SAS are one of the top (known) elite combat groups and they should be; there is a lot of money spent on a rather small amount. That being said they are about even with some of the other groups from other countries.

We are also forgetting that number play a big role, so whilst the members are well trained the group as a whole is not as powerful as some other ones, just because of the numbers.

Wait, we are off topic.

NT could always try to convince the greens that WA should not have any mining done (though I am unsure if coal is mined a lot there) that would stop WA's economy in its tracks.

about two coal mines i think

That shows you how mighty a battle that would be: They can have a nuke hit them and they won't even notice.

It would be kinda demoralizing for the attacking side to drop a nuke on someones country and only succeed in very quickly cooking some well done steak and scaring the crap out of some Kangaroos.

Hell - there's a few people whose back gardens you could set a nuke off in and they would probably only find out from chatting to the neighbors in the pub a few weeks later.

Bah, NSW pwns all.

After all there's a reason we act like we're the centre of the universe :D

Bah, NSW pwns all.

After all there's a reason we act like we're the centre of the universe :D

and that why we keep telling you way to go :p

and that why we keep tilling you way to go :p

"tilling?"

Look, I know it's basically farming over there, but it isn't going ALL your problems you know ;)

"tilling?"

Look, I know it's basically farming over there, but it isn't going ALL your problems you know ;)

dam i was busy telling a guest where the loo is when i posted that
so it's TELLING

dam i was busy telling a guest where the loo is when i posted that
so it's TELLING

Keep telling yourself that and you may be able to convince yourself it's true :p

I thought you decided to use a NZ accent for a second (which would mean that NZ really IS planning to take over WA!)

We all know that Victoria is better! We are so much better we take your (NSW) power when we don't have enough!

That out capital city has much better planning.

Planning is the sign of a pointless city.

An unplanned city pops up because it needs to be there NOW.

Edit: I must be the first non-Brazilian person to travel through time...

I thought you decided to use a NZ accent for a second (which would mean that NZ really IS planning to take over WA!)

We all know that Victoria is better! We are so much better we take your (NSW) power when we don't have enough!

That out capital city has much better planning.

EDIT: Mean to say 'That and our capital city has much better planning.

Keep telling yourself that and you may be able to convince yourself it's true :p

well thats what you lot do :p

Lets Do The Timewarp Again!

Your post popped up unlanned because it was needed!

Lets Do The Timewarp Again!

Your post popped up unlanned because it was needed!

an add people from other places trying to work out what we on about i think thats funny

Ass??????

I thought you were Australian.

Aussies aren't allowed to own a donkey?

*Eah-AWW!* . . . . . . . ."Shh, the neighbours will dob us in!"

Didn't they manage to test atomic bombs in both those states without any of the inhabitants noticing?

Tell the whole story. The British tested atomic bombs, and we were too craven to object. Oh, and anything atomic was new and glamorous then.

SAS are the most elite troops in the world.

Apart from the Barmy Army. Those guys never give up :(

It would be kinda demoralizing for the attacking side to drop a nuke on someones country and only succeed in very quickly cooking some well done steak and scaring the crap out of some Kangaroos.

Hell - there's a few people whose back gardens you could set a nuke off in and they would probably only find out from chatting to the neighbors in the pub a few weeks later.

Thankyou! Lols 1: Patriotism 0.
We could call it the "Glow at night glass skating rink" and charge admission. Take that commies!

EDIT: Not taking either side because I've visited every Aus state/territory but SA and WA. Unless you count an hour at Darwin airport, which I don't.

Hooray for in-jokes!

Hooray for in-jokes!

yup

Take that commies!

Woo, Commies! Take that Socialist Alternative!

Tell the whole story. The British tested atomic bombs, and we were too craven to object. Oh, and anything atomic was new and glamorous then.

Bloody Poms!

(should prolly mention I'm an Aussie)


Thankyou! Lols 1: Patriotism 0.
We could call it the "Glow at night glass skating rink" and charge admission. Take that commies!

Awesome. And the radiation from the Skating Rink would probably be less harmful than a couple of hours in the mid-day sun.

And it's not as though the radiation will make any of the native wildlife much weirder anyway.

Actually - that would really be the way to attack Australia - dump some kind of non-native wildlife on them. How many countries on earth are there that letting a couple of rabbits run loose or importing some toads does more damage to the environment than setting of a nuke in someones back garden.

Bloody Poms!

(should prolly mention I'm an Aussie)

My parents are British, lol.


Awesome. And the radiation from the Skating Rink would probably be less harmful than a couple of hours in the mid-day sun.

My arms are still sore from the sunburn I got a few days ago. Some toxic sludge might make me grow a sixth toe though... then I won't be allowed in post apocalyptic towns (yay Fallout 2!)


And it's not as though the radiation will make any of the native wildlife much weirder anyway.

They'll revert it to those megafauna creatures, the ones with wombat faces on giant kangeroo bodies!


Actually - that would really be the way to attack Australia - dump some kind of non-native wildlife on them. How many countries on earth are there that letting a couple of rabbits run loose or importing some toads does more damage to the environment than setting of a nuke in someones back garden

Well for U.S might be our biggest enemy for quarantine because of the way they use free trade agreements to shaft other countries.

Foxes and house-cats too. And pigs.
It's hard to imagine what could be worse than what's been let in already ... though feral Paris Hiltons have been reported in the suburbs of our major cities.

We have the secret weapon too dreadful to name, though ...
DROP BEARS!!

Foxes and house-cats too. And pigs.
It's hard to imagine what could be worse than what's been let in already ...
Chavs.

Chavs.

Er ... do they breed up though?

Er ... do they breed up though?

You'd better believe it.

Hideous; Paris on the streets. We'd have to sink the earth that was trod on to the bottom of the pacific ocean (preferably in a trench).

Who is Chav?

I just never bumped into it (the adelaide one seemed easy to find).

Where is it?

Pretty much in the middle of the city. In fact, supposing you were to catch the train, it's right next to Melbourne Central station. :p


Woo, Commies! Take that Socialist Alternative!

LOL. I'm...well acquianted with that group. ;)

Pretty much in the middle of the city. In fact, supposing you were to catch the train, it's right next to Melbourne Central station. :p

Yeah, I asked a family member and they told me where it was. It is now easier to find than the Adelaide one (however I now have no really good one liner about Adelaide, not even a negative one).


LOL. I'm...well acquianted with that group. ;)

They annoy me. Maybe it is because they don't like statism......

Yeah, I asked a family member and they told me where it was. It is now easier to find than the Adelaide one (however I now have no really good one liner about Adelaide, not even a negative one).

Ha! :P

Well...Adelaide can't be all bad, I was born there, so...

They annoy me. Maybe it is because they don't like statism......

How unusual. They irritate me because (for the most part), they're blind ideologues and overly statist.

Ha! :P

Well...Adelaide can't be all bad, I was born there, so....

From what I saw of it was just neutral. Hmmm, they did have a mock up of a giant squid in their museum, I guess that is positive

How unusual. They irritate me because (for the most part), they're blind ideologues and overly statist.

They came across as statist to you? They came across as reactionary hardlineres to me, who, I agree, are blind ideologues.

Then again I am a state socialist (autogestion is nice for the most part). I am not an idealist though, which I must say is a common problem with most ideoligies (esoecially in the extremes of statism/libertarianism regardless if it is right or left).

Yeah, I asked a family member and they told me where it was. It is now easier to find than the Adelaide one (however I now have no really good one liner about Adelaide, not even a negative one).

"If it weren't for the Adelaide Arts Festival, Australians wouldn't know what art was, but they'd probably like it."

Ok, it's not very funny. But it is 3:52 AM and I've got paint on my face.

They annoy me. Maybe it is because they don't like statism......

That sounds like something a dyslexic goth might write under a pentagram.
"STATISM FORVEA!
Maryin Manikin"

Wow, when I try to be funny and fail, I rule the universe at failing to be funny.
*hit return anyway*

That sounds like something a dyslexic goth might write under a pentagram.
"STATISM FORVEA! Maryin Manikin"

Maryin Manikin?

Whilst I'd prefer the state to have more importance I would not if there were not sufficient protections from the authorities at the top abusing their position.

More of a realist situation.

Agreed; once we take over, their representative council (grossly outnumbered by myriads of our people) can be based in Christchurch, so they have some attraction for people to go to.

Also, I think Auckland and the rest of New Zealand are already in a fight, us Aucklanders are better than the people down south after all...
No way, Auckland is at war with itself, the rest of the country just laughs at you with your crappy Mayor useless roads and 3rd rate sports ground.

No way, Auckland is at war with itself, the rest of the country just laughs at you with your crappy Mayor useless roads and 3rd rate sports ground.

You know, sports aren't everything..........

*Runs and hides to avoid people hating him for spoiling their stereotypes of Australians*