NationStates Jolt Archive

I got this from MxO forums.

He gets an email from WoWAccountAdmin yesterday saying.

* * * NOTICE OF ACCOUNT CLOSURE REVIEW * * *

Greetings

Offense: Violation of Exploitation and Client/Server Manipulation Policy - Unapproved Third Party Software

Details: Account found to be using an unauthorized Third-Party application, in violation of the terms of use.

The actions detailed above have been deemed inappropriate for World of Warcraft by the Blizzard Entertainment In-game Support Staff. As a result, the World of Warcraft account has been given a 72 hour account suspension and will not be accessible for the duration thereof. This World of Warcraft account has also been forwarded to our Account Administration team for review of current and previous policy infractions to determine if further account actions, up to and including account closure, are necessary. Our Account Administration team will contact you with a decision once all information has been reviewed.

Thank you for respecting our position on this matter.

Please visit http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/termsofuse.shtml for further information and to review the World of Warcraft Terms of Use.

Regards,

Account Administration
Blizzard Entertainment
http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/

he first bribes them with money. (he wasn't actaully going to pay, but when they refuse his offer of $3,000 via paypal. My friend then replies with:

"what if i said i'd kill myself if u let me stay banned. my blood is going to be on your hands"

They reply with:

Greetings,

We take these sort of threats seriously and if you are joking about it, please stop as we are not qualified to provide psychological advice. You should contact the Boys Town Emergency and Crises hotline for counseling.

Although Blizzard Entertainment representatives are not qualified to provide psychological advice, the Boys Town Emergency and Crises hotline (1-800-448-3000) is available to those who need "right now" counseling for cases of depression. Those outside the USA should refer to their local authorities for help.

If you need immediate attention and you are unable to get advice from the Boys Town Emergency or your local team, please call 911 if you live within the United States or your operator for help in other International areas.

Razio
Account Administration
Blizzard Entertainment

So then this *CENSORED* replies with:

Luckily for me and you all the servers are down so i'm use to not playing wow in the morning of tuesdays but if i dont get to play by tonight on my account i dont know what i'll do.

I dont need any boys club what do i look like a !@#$%^&*? that whole reply seemed like a script. and does it seem like im !@#$%^&* joking?

I can't call those numbers if my parents find out i'll be ashamed if anything is gona be done, i'd rather just get it over with. I'm already starting to feel the withdrawl and i think my hand is starting to shake.

Please help me. I don't need psychological advice. all i want is a second chance in World of Warcraft.

4-5 hours go by with no reply from World of Warcraft. I tell my friend that he's gonna get owned and police are going to come to his house

He tells me that it's not possible because the serial was stolen, and he used a game card, no cc ever on the site all they have is my first name.

Well..

around 9PM

KNOCK..KNOCK..KNOCK

he starts to go down stairs and see's the cop cars through the window.
he goes down stairs and there like ...yeah are you so and so? we got reports that u wantd to kill yourself. and he told him how it was just an attempt to get unbanned from a game and was not serious.

they tell him how they spent 4 hours trying to find him and that they take these type of things seriously.

How'd they find him? lol

So a little bit later he gets a reply from wow again:

Hello,

Thank you for taking the time to e-mail us with your concerns. As previously communicated, we take these issues extremely seriously and we are very concerned with your well-being. Should you continue to have these urges, we cannot stress how vital it is to contact professionals that can provide the proper psychological advice. Again, you can contact the Boys Town Emergency and Crises hotline (1-800-448-3000) or in case of an emergency, you can dial 911 to receive immediate help.

I also must reiterate that after a thorough reinvestigation of this account, I have determined that the original closure was indeed merited and as such, it shall remain permanently closed. Thank you for your patience and understanding in this matter. Should you need any further assistance, please do not hesitate to contact us.

Regards,

Stawl
Senior Account Administration
Blizzard Entertainment
http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/

He now bribed them with:

i'm sorry about the other stuff i said.

is there anything i can do besides buying a new account? i paid for my wow account with a prepaid card. (basically i lost the months on the card? because of this)

i could just make a new account and start off as level 1. but that will just be so time consuming and a headache to start over.

How about I tell you every known exploit i know in WoW (a lot) I can tell you where these programs to speed hack, bot, fish bot, heal bots, WSG exploits, teleporting exploits etc. I know them all perhaps me telling you this information can help u stop it. or stop the distrubition by getting the sites to shut down because of the contents that the d/l is.

I even know of message boards where groups of people submit exploits, cheats, and programs all day long.

In return for this information I'd just like my account unbanned. You could keep a close eye on me and you'll see i wont do any of the things i listed above.

Wow, when you actually threaten suicide just because you can't play a game for three days, you really need to re-think your life and priorities.

What a pathetic tool. :rolleyes:

Oddly enough, I'd commit suicide before playing WoW...

I think this kid should be arrested. Would this fall under laws against threatening somebody?

I think this kid should be arrested. Would this fall under laws against threatening somebody?

I don't see why not. They charged that girl who sent pictures of herself with pedophilia after all.

I think this kid should be arrested. Would this fall under laws against threatening somebody?

Ehh that's a gray area, I mean if we arrest the kid for threatening himself, how are we going to punish him?

All that for an account closure? Goddamn it's a good thing WoW fucks up on my computer constantly...

Ehh that's a gray area, I mean if we arrest the kid for threatening himself, how are we going to punish him?
Making him volunteer at the Boys Town Emergency and Crises hotline.

Making him volunteer at the Boys Town Emergency and Crises hotline.

Hell even that would make me suicidal.... I would just end up dumping on the people that call me, making them more suicidal. (Yea I'm not a people person) lol.

Hell even that would make me suicidal.... I would just end up dumping on the people that call me, making them more suicidal. (Yea I'm not a people person) lol.

Do it. Do it. Come on, just do it. Do it. Do it man, come on. Do it. Just do it.

Somehow, I can imagine an operator on a suicide hotline saying that...

Oddly enough, I'd commit suicide before playing WoW...

Me too.

Do it. Do it. Come on, just do it. Do it. Do it man, come on. Do it. Just do it.

Somehow, I can imagine an operator on a suicide hotline saying that...

No it would be more like this.

Caller: "I can't take it anymore, my parents are mean, and my friends hate me!"

Me: "Tell me, how is your health?"

Caller: "Fine"

Me: "Ok, and what economic class are you?"

Caller: "Middle...."

Me: "Ok, so what's the problem with your parents?"

Caller: "We had a fight..."

Me: "What was the fight about?"

Caller: "They just don't understand me!"

Me: "Ok, so let me get this straight, you live in a middle class society, you have good health, and just because you and your parents had an argument, and they don't 'understand' you, you want to go kill yourself? My God how stupid can you be? God, I've met people in Kenya who bitched less than you, and they live in mud huts. Tell you what, hang up the phone, go apologize to your parents, and realize how lucky you actually have it you spoiled little brat. Finally, I will be mailing you a prescription for two testicles, you can get that filled out anytime you want to sweet heart."

I would be fired in an hour. :D

No it would be more like this.

Caller: "I can't take it anymore, my parents are mean, and my friends hate me!"

Me: "Tell me, how is your health?"

Caller: "Fine"

Me: "Ok, and what economic class are you?"

Caller: "Middle...."

Me: "Ok, so what's the problem with your parents?"

Caller: "We had a fight..."

Me: "What was the fight about?"

Caller: "They just don't understand me!"

Me: "Ok, so let me get this straight, you live in a middle class society, you have good health, and just because you and your parents had an argument, and they don't 'understand' you, you want to go kill yourself? My God how stupid can you be? God, I've met people in Kenya who bitched less than you, and they live in mud huts. Tell you what, hang up the phone, go apologize to your parents, and realize how lucky you actually have it you spoiled little brat. Finally, I will be mailing you a prescription for two testicles, you can get that filled out anytime you want to sweet heart."

I would be fired in an hour. :D

My sentiments exactly (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=507071). :D

Too many people fail to realize how incredibly well-off they are compared to the rest of the world. Hell, just look at the enormous third-world population booms, the vast slums of Africa and Asia, all bursting with dozens of millions of people mired in poverty and garbage... simply being born in a Western nation is a pretty nice deal.

My sentiments exactly (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=507071). :D

Too many people fail to realize how incredibly well-off they are compared to the rest of the world. Hell, just look at the enormous third-world population booms, the vast slums of Africa and Asia, all bursting with dozens of millions of people mired in poverty and garbage... simply being born in a Western nation is a pretty nice deal.

You know, ever since I made it a policy of mine to just tell people the direct honest truth about everything, I've been feeling a whole lot better. I've pissed off a few people, but whatever.

"what if i said i'd kill myself if u let me stay banned. my blood is going to be on your hands"

Over a game?! What a poor, sad and lonely individual.

Go on Wilgrove, just come clean and admit that person was you.
We won't think any less of you (than we do now ;) )

"what if i said i'd kill myself if u let me stay banned. my blood is going to be on your hands"
I wonder how close the WoW person was to replying,
"what if I told we don't give a fuck what you do, saddo"
'cause that was my first thought.

damn, he has such purpose in his life! and not from a religion either!


inspiring:D also very very sad:p i want that kinda meaning in my life!!!!:(

The moral of the story: Never play World Of Warcrack.

Is this guy someone who sits in a dark room all day with the computer permanently on, going " I killed you n00b!" and occasionally takes a break from WoW to fap to porn as its the only action he'll ever get? Because that's what I'm thinking.

Is this guy someone who sits in a dark room all day with the computer permanently on, going " I killed you n00b!" and occasionally takes a break from WoW to fap to porn as its the only action he'll ever get? Because that's what I'm thinking.

Nah. He strikes me as the kind to fap after killing the noob.

Too many people fail to realize how incredibly well-off they are compared to the rest of the world. Hell, just look at the enormous third-world population booms, the vast slums of Africa and Asia, all bursting with dozens of millions of people mired in poverty and garbage... simply being born in a Western nation is a pretty nice deal.
Yes, it's also interesting to note that such societies have much lower suicide rates than more affluent societies. THe people there are not consumed by materialism so they care for each other.

Yeah. I know quite a few people that play that game and a few of them are highly addicted to it. Their marriage is on the rocks due to the fact that they spend mostly the whole day playing it while ignoring their spouse and kids. One of my friend's husband even met another woman on there and had an "online affair" with her. Got moved even further with the exchanging of phone numbers..and sexy pics. And the two that their marriage is on the rocks refuse to stop playing the game. Its so sad. People wasting their life away in front of a computer.:(

Yeah. I know quite a few people that play that game and a few of them are highly addicted to it. Their marriage is on the rocks due to the fact that they spend mostly the whole day playing it while ignoring their spouse and kids. One of my friend's husband even met another woman on there and had an "online affair" with her. Got moved even further with the exchanging of phone numbers..and sexy pics. And the two that their marriage is on the rocks refuse to stop playing the game. Its so sad. People wasting their life away in front of a computer.:(

If that's not a wake up call then nothing else would be. I suggest that the spouse of the WoW addict just smashes the computer.

Yeah. I know quite a few people that play that game and a few of them are highly addicted to it. Their marriage is on the rocks due to the fact that they spend mostly the whole day playing it while ignoring their spouse and kids. One of my friend's husband even met another woman on there and had an "online affair" with her. Got moved even further with the exchanging of phone numbers..and sexy pics. And the two that their marriage is on the rocks refuse to stop playing the game. Its so sad. People wasting their life away in front of a computer.:(

Damn. That's sad. Not sad, like tragic, sad, like pathetic. I plan on playing WAR when it comes out, but damn, I intend on keeping a LIFE.

eh, my mum threaten's suicide every time anyone disagrees with her. some people are just screwed up and don't understand bad a guilt-trip that actually is. they just deserve to be ignored.

I hate that game so.
But then again, I hate all games of the "Pay $50 to buy it, then pay $10 a month to keep playing it. Oh, and theres another $5 per month if you want the EXTRA SUPER SPECIAL VERSION with enhanced Gnome-strippers." genre.

I'll give them this at least, theyre selling the CD's cheap now.

But yeah, WoW distracted my friends from our joyful days of Battlefield Vietnam, which warrants death in my opinion.

I heard about a couple who let their infant die becasue they went to an internet cafe or whatever to play WoW, just "for a little bit" that turned into like a day or two. They went back home and their kid was dead.

Kids these days need some real problems. We should take that kids shoes away for a week and make him walk a few miles a day.

Makes you wonder what you would do if you found yourself perma-banned from NSG :eek:

Makes you wonder what you would do if you found yourself perma-banned from NSG :eek:

id come back under a new name like everyone else!

i cant imagine telling anyone if i ever did anything so pathetic as to threaten suicide to an online gaming company. its even MORE pathetic to put it out there as something cool.

I got this from MxO forums.



Wow, when you actually threaten suicide just because you can't play a game for three days, you really need to re-think your life and priorities.

Uh...what the fuck?

If people like this are your friends, I can see reason for your dislike of humanity.

Kids these days need some real problems. We should take that kids shoes away for a week and make him walk a few miles a day.

I had to do that once.
It sucked for the first day, but then I got used to it. Now I usually dont bother putting on shoes if Im going outside just to walk around. Aside from the occasional cholla, I dont mind :P

I always knew there was something bad about WoW...

Wow, when you actually threaten suicide just because you can't play a game for three days, you really need to re-think your life and priorities.

Many people take the threat of suicide very seriously, I know I do. I think this kid needs help. I also think the cops should send him a bill for the time they spent trying to track him down.

No it would be more like this.

Caller: "I can't take it anymore, my parents are mean, and my friends hate me!"

Me: "Tell me, how is your health?"

Caller: "Fine"

Me: "Ok, and what economic class are you?"

Caller: "Middle...."

Me: "Ok, so what's the problem with your parents?"

Caller: "We had a fight..."

Me: "What was the fight about?"

Caller: "They just don't understand me!"

Me: "Ok, so let me get this straight, you live in a middle class society, you have good health, and just because you and your parents had an argument, and they don't 'understand' you, you want to go kill yourself? My God how stupid can you be? God, I've met people in Kenya who bitched less than you, and they live in mud huts. Tell you what, hang up the phone, go apologize to your parents, and realize how lucky you actually have it you spoiled little brat. Finally, I will be mailing you a prescription for two testicles, you can get that filled out anytime you want to sweet heart."

I would be fired in an hour. :D

I'm so depressed, regardless of my social and wealth status, due to my clinical depression, that I would willingly switch my life with one of those people. If there was a way, I would switch my life with them, and THEN perhaps go and kill myself.

Not so simple, is it?

Of course, there will be some people that aren't clinically depressed that are really just bitches, but remember, a clinically depressed person can be as successful as Bill Gates and still want to kill themselves.

I'm so depressed, regardless of my social and wealth status, due to my clinical depression, that I would willingly switch my life with one of those people. If there was a way, I would switch my life with them, and THEN perhaps go and kill myself.

Not so simple, is it?

Of course, there will be some people that aren't clinically depressed that are really just bitches, but remember, a clinically depressed person can be as successful as Bill Gates and still want to kill themselves.

Now some people like you, and my girl Kay do warrant some serious attention. God knows I'm worried about Kay now because she wants to go off of her happy pills, and the last time she ran out of those, her moods, her personality, her depressions were just all over the place. So the minute she stops taking her pills, I'd probably be spending most of my time with her to make sure that nothing happens.

It's not like I don't think all suicide threats are bogus, there are genuine ones out there, but the WoW one, eh, if you're willing to kill yourself over a game, then well, you're pathetic and probably won't contribute anything to society. However if your clinically depressed, Bi-Polar, Manic Depressive, etc, then yea, there are reasons for concern.

Uh...what the fuck?

If people like this are your friends, I can see reason for your dislike of humanity.

1. I don't play WoW, I play Matrix Online

2. A friend of mine who plays Matrix Online posted this when he got it from his friend from WoW.

3. Yea, this is part of the reason for my dislike of humanity and society.

Ehh that's a gray area, I mean if we arrest the kid for threatening himself, how are we going to punish him?

Death penalty. :p


Is anyone else disturbed by the fact that Blizzard has an automated reply for people threatening suicide?

I'd kill myself if I couldn't come on NSG for three days..

I'd kill myself if I couldn't come on NSG for three days..

Yeah, but you're emo now, so...

http://www.ezprezzo.com/crazypics/office_help6.jpg

Yeah. I got a one-week forumban and managed to tough it out.

On NSG? What'd you do? It's almost impossible to get suspended from NSG!

Yeah. I got a one-week forumban and managed to tough it out.

On NSG? What'd you do? It's almost impossible to get suspended from NSG!

Heh. I posted this....

Who gives a shit?

...in about a dozen threads. This annoyed the mods.

I say that if a WOW or Everquest ban is going to send you into a suicidal spiral toward the ground, you were doomed to failure as a person anyway. Do it and enrich the world around you.

We need to take a lesson from Futurama and set up a booth.