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Alright, so last night, a few friends and I decided to get ketchup and mustard and put it on another friend's car. At the time, and before hand, it sounded like a good idea, only in that it wouldn't cause a lot of trouble. Unfortunately, the friend's mom called the cops and had to spend $600 on "repairing and having it inspected." Earlier, the friend and another called me asking where I was last night, then I told them some lie. They called back later saying a friend I was with told them everything and I told them the truth. So, I don' really know what's going to happen. I'm all for paying for the damages, but I don't want the cops involved, especially since I'm applying to schools (yes, I know it's late but I thought I was set for where I was accepted earlier, but then I changed my mind and decided to apply somewhere else, but I haven't gotten around to finishing the application). I'm quite worried at this point, although I do tend to worry too much sometimes.

So, I was wondering what other sort of pranks the fine people of NSG have pulled and what was the outcome?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX1gzVxJKV0

See comments for explanation. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX1gzVxJKV0

See comments for explanation. :D

lol

Oh yeah...it was just a prank. If they get overworked, maybe you should reevaluate some friendships.

Sounds like something Sel Appa might do.

hmm.....

Half burnt down a wood by making an unfeasibly large fire.
Nearly choked to death setting off fireworks in an enclosed space on a school trip.
Blocked the gate to my school with an over-sized snowball.

Alright, so last night, a few friends and I decided to get ketchup and mustard and put it on another friend's car. At the time, and before hand, it sounded like a good idea, only in that it wouldn't cause a lot of trouble. Unfortunately, the friend's mom called the cops and had to spend $600 on "repairing and having it inspected." Earlier, the friend and another called me asking where I was last night, then I told them some lie. They called back later saying a friend I was with told them everything and I told them the truth. So, I don' really know what's going to happen. I'm all for paying for the damages, but I don't want the cops involved, especially since I'm applying to schools (yes, I know it's late but I thought I was set for where I was accepted earlier, but then I changed my mind and decided to apply somewhere else, but I haven't gotten around to finishing the application). I'm quite worried at this point, although I do tend to worry too much sometimes.

So, I was wondering what other sort of pranks the fine people of NSG have pulled and what was the outcome?
Why would the mom rat you out?

hmm.....

Half burnt down a wood by making an unfeasibly large fire.
Nearly choked to death setting off fireworks in an enclosed space on a school trip.
Blocked the gate to my school with an over-sized snowball.

I like you.

I like you.

The first one was the best. We were on a camping trip, and accidently went onto scout owned land. Then we found some wooden pallates/cratey things and made a blaze, and fell to sleep. Boy were they pissed off:D

:( This thread makes me wish I'd done something, so I could write it.... I hear putting ball bearings in someone's hubcaps gets annoying.... because after a bit of driving they stop rattling.... then they start again when the car stops :D

This is less of a prank more of payback.Me and friends were watching jackass 2 and after the movie when we walked to 711 my friend did the johnny knocksville crotch kick on me.(Were he says look at my shoe then as you look down brings it up in swinging into your crotch.)He gets me real bad.1 week later he was talking to another friend and I came up behind and punched him with a hook to the nuts.Turns out his left testicle ended up with bleeding and the doctors had to operate and he almost lost the left testicle.Were cool now but we did end up fighting over it for quite sometime.So pay back really was a bitch.

Why isn't LG on this thread:confused:

*waits*

Alright, so last night, a few friends and I decided to get ketchup and mustard and put it on another friend's car. At the time, and before hand, it sounded like a good idea, only in that it wouldn't cause a lot of trouble. Unfortunately, the friend's mom called the cops and had to spend $600 on "repairing and having it inspected." Earlier, the friend and another called me asking where I was last night, then I told them some lie. They called back later saying a friend I was with told them everything and I told them the truth. So, I don' really know what's going to happen. I'm all for paying for the damages, but I don't want the cops involved, especially since I'm applying to schools (yes, I know it's late but I thought I was set for where I was accepted earlier, but then I changed my mind and decided to apply somewhere else, but I haven't gotten around to finishing the application). I'm quite worried at this point, although I do tend to worry too much sometimes.

So, I was wondering what other sort of pranks the fine people of NSG have pulled and what was the outcome?

What sort of damage can ketchup and mustard cause? :confused:
*takes notes*

on 'muck up day' (last day of school) we took over the staff car park the night before and had a party. we had a hosepipe running on it so we could use it as a skid-pan. we put a chain across the entrance too and the first teacher that came through got scratches all over their car as they swung in, oops. we also broke into a show-home round the corner when it started to rain, but someone called the police so we had to leg it. the headmaster got called up at 5 in the morning by the police and he caught us circling back to the school, luckily i was at the back of the group so i managed to sneak away unnoticed.

Alright, so last night, a few friends and I decided to get ketchup and mustard and put it on another friend's car. At the time, and before hand, it sounded like a good idea, only in that it wouldn't cause a lot of trouble. Unfortunately, the friend's mom called the cops and had to spend $600 on "repairing and having it inspected." Earlier, the friend and another called me asking where I was last night, then I told them some lie. They called back later saying a friend I was with told them everything and I told them the truth. So, I don' really know what's going to happen. I'm all for paying for the damages, but I don't want the cops involved, especially since I'm applying to schools (yes, I know it's late but I thought I was set for where I was accepted earlier, but then I changed my mind and decided to apply somewhere else, but I haven't gotten around to finishing the application). I'm quite worried at this point, although I do tend to worry too much sometimes.


You rock. Recently I have been throwing around a lot of those "find love!" emails that will suggest they have a power to predict your soul mate, but instead send all your naughty information to me! MUAHAHA!! The reactions I got were between people laughing it off and a punch to the face.

IT WAS WORTH IT!

Why isn't LG on this thread:confused:

*waits*

I'm here. :)

Um....

God, I don't know where to begin!

It seems that we're leaning toward pranks gone wrong, or with unpleasant repurcussions, so I will mention the following couple:

As a freshman, and a new kid on the wrestling team, I was charged to perform a prank on a member of the football team as part of my initiation. Aiming a bit high, I ended up pranking the entire team by sneaking into the locker room during a practice and packing each of the showerheads with strawberry jello powder. Unfortunately, several wrestlers are also football players and word got out that a freshman had done this. Their retaliation was ruthless and lasted most of my freshman year. It culminated with me being slammed repeatedly into a goalpost crotch-first and having to have my testicles examined by a doctor due to swelling. Fortunately, after that incident, several older wrestlers made it clear that no further retaliation on me would be tolerated.

Then, as a senior in high school, I ducttaped a scrawny loudmouthed sophomore naked to a toilet. He took it well, but his parents found out and I ended up getting a 3 day suspension. Almost got expelled. In my defense, the kid was talkng himself into a world of hurt with the wrong sorts of kids an I actually talked them out of poleracking(see what happened to me above) him by telling thm that I would handle him. So by taping him to the toilet, I saved him from a far worse fate. I'm a hero. :)

Also, don't pass out drunk with your shoes on around my friends; you will be open season for some of the most horrific pranks imaginable. I once woke up ducttaped naked to another guy in a rather compromising position. :eek:

I'm here. :)

Um....

God, I don't know where to begin!

It seems that we're leaning toward pranks gone wrong, or with unpleasant repurcussions, so I will mention the following couple:

As a freshman, and a new kid on the wrestling team, I was charged to perform a prank on a member of the football team as part of my initiation. Aiming a bit high, I ended up pranking the entire team by sneaking into the locker room during a practice and packing each of the showerheads with strawberry jello powder. Unfortunately, several wrestlers are also football players and word got out that a freshman had done this. Their retaliation was ruthless and lasted most of my freshman year. It culminated with me being slammed repeatedly into a goalpost crotch-first and having to have my testicles examined by a doctor due to swelling. Fortunately, after that incident, several older wrestlers made it clear that no further retaliation on me would be tolerated.

Then, as a senior in high school, I ducttaped a scrawny loudmouthed sophomore naked to a toilet. He took it well, but his parents found out and I ended up getting a 3 day suspension. Almost got expelled. In my defense, the kid was talkng himself into a world of hurt with the wrong sorts of kids an I actually talked them out of poleracking(see what happened to me above) him by telling thm that I would handle him. So by taping him to the toilet, I saved him from a far worse fate. I'm a hero. :)

Also, don't pass out drunk with your shoes on around my friends; you will be open season for some of the most horrific pranks imaginable. I once woke up ducttaped naked to another guy in a rather compromising position. :eek:



Why do I get the feeling that you met your wife by her being called to one of your fiascos?

Why do I get the feeling that you met your wife by her being called to one of your fiascos?

Your feelings are not far off the mark. She pulled me over because of something someone did to my car that I was unaware of. After almost killing her with laughter after telling her the whole story, and talking her out of a ticket, I got her phone number. :)

Your feelings are not far off the mark. She pulled me over because of something someone did to my car that I was unaware of. After almost killing her with laughter after telling her the whole story, and talking her out of a ticket, I got her phone number. :)

:eek: :p

I'm here. :)

Um....

God, I don't know where to begin!

It seems that we're leaning toward pranks gone wrong, or with unpleasant repurcussions, so I will mention the following couple:

As a freshman, and a new kid on the wrestling team, I was charged to perform a prank on a member of the football team as part of my initiation. Aiming a bit high, I ended up pranking the entire team by sneaking into the locker room during a practice and packing each of the showerheads with strawberry jello powder. Unfortunately, several wrestlers are also football players and word got out that a freshman had done this. Their retaliation was ruthless and lasted most of my freshman year. It culminated with me being slammed repeatedly into a goalpost crotch-first and having to have my testicles examined by a doctor due to swelling. Fortunately, after that incident, several older wrestlers made it clear that no further retaliation on me would be tolerated.

Then, as a senior in high school, I ducttaped a scrawny loudmouthed sophomore naked to a toilet. He took it well, but his parents found out and I ended up getting a 3 day suspension. Almost got expelled. In my defense, the kid was talkng himself into a world of hurt with the wrong sorts of kids an I actually talked them out of poleracking(see what happened to me above) him by telling thm that I would handle him. So by taping him to the toilet, I saved him from a far worse fate. I'm a hero. :)

Also, don't pass out drunk with your shoes on around my friends; you will be open season for some of the most horrific pranks imaginable. I once woke up ducttaped naked to another guy in a rather compromising position. :eek:


why would people on the football team get mad about a kid on the wrestling team.I"m on my high school football team and we hold no unpleasent gruges against any other of our teams.

Sounds like something Sel Appa might do.

I see a sharp knife in your heart's future. ;)

why would people on the football team get mad about a kid on the wrestling team.I"m on my high school football team and we hold no unpleasent gruges against any other of our teams.

I think it was more about being punked by a freshman than by a wrestler, though there was a bit of a rivalry there in my school also. :p

Your feelings are not far off the mark. She pulled me over because of something someone did to my car that I was unaware of. After almost killing her with laughter after telling her the whole story, and talking her out of a ticket, I got her phone number. :)

Wait, so your wife is a cop? Isn't that sort of like anti-matter? Law enforcement agent meets agent of unlimited chaos?

Wait, so your wife is a cop? Isn't that sort of like anti-matter? Law enforcement agent meets agent of unlimited chaos?

Best thing I've ever done.
Do you have any idea how much trouble she has gotten me out of? :D

I think it was more about being punked by a freshman than by a wrestler, though there was a bit of a rivalry there in my school also. :p

I can understand the freshman part(I'm a freshman),but not the rivalry.Our schoolis united against our hated rivals.Maybe thats it.

I can understand the freshman part(I'm a freshman),but not the rivalry.Our schoolis united against our hated rivals.Maybe thats it.

Keep in mind that this was quite a long time ago. Nowadays, poleracking a fellow student or ducttaping him naked to a toilet would probably get one arrested, not suspended. :p

Well, I was hoping I could post before LG went and showed me up, but the forums decided to tell me to shove off. Ah well.

I haven't done much -- I'm relatively new to the world of the ninja -- but I have done a few things that I'm proud of. Most innocent, some not.


Number One: The most innocent one I've ever done -- as it did no damage -- involved a small prank on a squeemish and jumpy girl, who I am good friends with. I and a small group of friends (I was staying over) were bored, I had a knife, and the host had stuffed animals. We decided to pay my squeemish friend a visit during the night.

On our way over, my one friend -- who just got a new cell phone -- decided to call them in a Hannibal-esque voice in really cheesey and transparant code. More than a few times, but this was only after "pleas for help" were made to her voicemail box.

Anyways.

When we got there, I took cover in her garden and got to work. Simple yet effective work, I might add. There were two stuffed animals. The first one I decapitated and placed on the front porch, placing the head and the body near each other but separated, spreading some of the stuffing out to make it "bleed." The second one I "disembowled" and decapitated. It was going to go on the table on her back patio, but the dad was on the computer (at 2 AM? Hmm...), and the window directly overlooked the patio. So, change of plans -- there was a flower pot by the garage doors, under a light (wasn't on, thankfully). I placed the now empty shell of the stuffed animal (actually, if I recall correctly, it was Big Bird) ragged in front of the pot, showered the flowers with stuffing, and placed the removed head, impaled on a pencil, on the top of the flowers.

Naturally, I denied everything. She didn't realize I was the orchestrater until three months later, when I finally told her when it was brought up. She look hurt. I laughed.

Number Two: This one I thought was innocent, but, evidentally, the parents of the friend we pranked didn't find it so innocent.

Same setting as before: A few friends staying over, we were bored. Different friend, though. This particular one involved plastic forks and pudding.

Now, as there was no planning involved, it was limited, but, still effective.

We snuck over into the yard (nearly was spotted, but ah well) and made the pudding. 16 packets of it. (giant instant pudding). Granted, we used water instead of milk, but it wasn't there for taste. We didn't worry about refrigeration -- it was 15 degrees Fahrenheit. Or something like that.

Well, once the pudding was made, the idea was simple: spell out "pudding", in pudding, on the yard, and then frame the artwork with the plastic forks (as I said, no planning, so we had to work with what little we had).

All in all, a well-executed plot. Unfortunately, the parents didn't appreciate it. the next day, their dog ended up eating the pudding and getting sick, and the parents nearly called the cops. However, to avoid any major involvement, two of my friends fessed up, and then the pranked friend's parents were okay with it. In fact, they laughed about it afterwards. Unfortunately for the fesser-uppers, their parents are pricks. To this day, the one's mom still won't let him have his car back. I, as usual, denied everything.

Number Three: This is my favourite.

I was out billiarding (yes, that's right, billiarding) with a few of my friends, when one got a call. Well, throughout the chain of events, we met up with some other friends at a Wendy's. ( I think it was 10 PM or so).

There was a cast party for the high school musical at a mutual friend's house. We had another friend attending the party (he was in on it. Otherwise, we'd have the FBI on us. Being investigated by the FBI is not exactly a plus on a resume.) So, we formulated our plan, grabbed our equipment, and went to our destination -- the cast party.

We were dressed in the completely inconspicuous outfits of black masks, black jackets, black pants, black boots, and carrying airsoft guns ('cept my one friend, who had a golf club).

They were all outside at the moment, around a bonfire. Spinning in circles. Why? Because they're musical kids. Anyways. They were all dizzy, so we snuck up behind some of the cars and waited. You know those motion sensor lights that are on some garages? Yeah, they had one. Jerks.

Well, that was set off, so we decided to screw planning and go in. I and another friend took the lead, waiving the airsoft guns like mad, shouting "GET THE FUCK DOWN!" in various deep angry voices.

Once everyone was at least either on the ground, "WTF?" or "OMG!" we went for our man on the inside, "beat" him, and then kidnapped him, running back to the vehicles. We were chased for a bit, but I and my friend with the golf club (who had a really creepy leather face mask) chased them back, and then left.

Anyways. That's my story.

I've been keeping a list and checking it twice. Well actually I've checked each prank on it multiple times, one check for each time I did it.

I'll try to find it. Last time I checked it had I think 100+ things.

*snip*

Lmao!!! :D

Th only thing I've done were prank phone calls. The best lasted 12 or so minutes and involvod husband and wife on the other end. I also pretended to be two people. I recorded it, but accidentally deleted it. :( I'm a senior next year so...I have some plans...:D

At a Job's Daughters outing

1. Put honey on chaperone's toilet seat (chaperone in question was my mother - she was busy short-sheeting the Honored Queen).
2. Put vaseline on the Bethel Guardian's toilet seat (she was getting used coffee grounds to put in someone's bed).
3. Tied all of another chaperone's underwear together and draped it from the light fixture.
4. Put honey in the door lock of the Associate Guardian's car.
5. Short-sheeted a third chaperone.
6. Put wet noodles in the Senior Princess's bed (which had already been short-sheeted.

By the end of the night, everyone was either stuck to a toilet, sliding off the toilet or screaming about something.

The dude ranch we were visiting told us that we were welcome to go to another dude ranch next time.

You rock. Recently I have been throwing around a lot of those "find love!" emails that will suggest they have a power to predict your soul mate, but instead send all your naughty information to me! MUAHAHA!! The reactions I got were between people laughing it off and a punch to the face.

IT WAS WORTH IT!

I posted a thread on this forum when that was first going around. I ended up with about 200 people responding.

I've never really done any serious pranks because they were mostly spur of the moment kind.

When I was 12, me and my friend tipped a goalpost over and made it fall right on my other friend. He was trapped under it and wasn't making any movements or sounds so naturally like kids at that age we ran off and hid. He was alright though, just a little shaken.

I was at a friend's party and we got bored so decided to throw water balloons at some cars that were passing by. Well one car there was one car that would keep driving back and forth down our street speeding up when we would try and throw water balloons to make us miss. The last time they drove by, the guy in the passenger seat rolled down his window and gave us the middle finger. So my friend naturally threw a water balloon at him but he missed the passenger. Instead he got the water balloon into the car completely soaked the driver and the front seats. Right after that my friend's grandma who was from Japan came out and we got scared because we knew we would get into trouble. After his grandma spoke to him in Japanese, he came back and was laughing because his grandma actually thought it was funny and gave him some more water balloons and told us to keep chucking them at cars.

I mailed a cardboard box full of my own poop to this guy I felt deserved it.

Not really a "prank" per se, more like an exercise in meaningful brevity. :p

Me and some friends called another friend, and I said I was a security guard from the mall we just left (we took the train, his dad picked him up), and that our cameras had caught him shoplifting.

Turns out, he put his mobile on speaker, his dad heard it, turned around the car, went back to the mall, and went to a shop that the friend had legitimately bought something from. The shop told them that he hadn't stolen anything, but he got ground anyway, and couldn't go out on a date (he eventually went on it anyway, but that's another funny story). We were going to call his dad to sort it out... but we just... let it blow over.

third- (or possibly fourth-) hand story - i didn't actually witness this

guy decides to break up with girlfriend. he works as a stunt actor so doesn't settle down anywhere, just follows the work - and gets a job in another country - and just ups-and-leaves, telling girlfriend that he's only going a way for a short time

before he leaves, he takes the butter out of the fridge (the kind in a tapering plastic container), warms it briefly in some hot water, then tips out the butter, and slices off the bottom half and throws it out

he then takes a dump in the container, and covers said turd with the top half of the butter

puts it back in the firdge, and leaves the country...

I've just installed the blue screen of death screensaver for my digitally challenged boyfriend.

I've just installed the blue screen of death screensaver for my digitally challenged boyfriend.
Can I have a linky?
I posted a thread on this forum when that was first going around. I ended up with about 200 people responding.

Hey, I remember that! :D

Right now planning is in the works to release five or six parakeets loose in school for a senior prank.

Right now planning is in the works to release five or six parakeets loose in school for a senior prank.

Be sure to number them 1, 2, 3, 4, 6 or 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7. ;)

Be sure to number them 1, 2, 3, 4, 6 or 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7. ;)

You try tagging or painting parakeets.

Side note: Can they fly?

You try tagging or painting parakeets.

Side note: Can they fly?

I think so. Just tape labels to them or attach small collars. Btw, that senior prank is way amateur and way old. I have really hard core stuff planned. One has been planned since 5th grade or so, maybe earlier.

Lmao!!! :D

Well, I'm glad someone liked it. :D

Now, if I get approval from LG, then I know I'm good. XD

I think so. Just tape labels to them or attach small collars. Btw, that senior prank is way amateur and way old. I have really hard core stuff planned. One has been planned since 5th grade or so, maybe earlier.

I would, but my high school is wired like a goddamned federal penatentary. It's rediculous, you can't do anything.

Otherwise, I'd turn our prized pool into a olympic-sized pudding dish.

First Senior prank: 3 days out of school for this/

Throughout my school, there are Mission Statement signs in every classroom and all over the hallways.

I soon discovered they were not bolted down, and could be removed quite easily.

Nabbed 42 of them before anyone noticed anything.

Second Senior Prank: Got away with

Gathered 4,000 super bouncy balls and released them (with a group of friends, perfectly synched) at the top of every major flight of stairs in the building. No, I didn't pay for all of the bouncy balls, we took donations from my entire class.

The results were phenominal.

Right now planning is in the works to release five or six parakeets loose in school for a senior prank.

:eek: :D Why haven't I heard about this?

Well, I'm glad someone liked it. :D

Now, if I get approval from LG, then I know I'm good. XD

You have it, my friend. Especially for the third. :)

First Senior prank: 3 days out of school for this/

Throughout my school, there are Mission Statement signs in every classroom and all over the hallways.

I soon discovered they were not bolted down, and could be removed quite easily.

Nabbed 42 of them before anyone noticed anything.

Second Senior Prank: Got away with

Gathered 4,000 super bouncy balls and released them (with a group of friends, perfectly synched) at the top of every major flight of stairs in the building. No, I didn't pay for all of the bouncy balls, we took donations from my entire class.

The results were phenominal.

lmao

I would, but my high school is wired like a goddamned federal penatentary. It's rediculous, you can't do anything.

Otherwise, I'd turn our prized pool into a olympic-sized pudding dish.

I was thinking of putting jello in all the toilets and then i remembered they were autoflush. :( I could disconnect them. I also did have a screwdriver that can unscrew the little hex screws that are generally hard to unscrew. ;) Yay Erector set!

You have it, my friend. Especially for the third. :)

:D

Yay!

I was thinking of putting jello in all the toilets and then i remembered they were autoflush. :( I could disconnect them. I also did have a screwdriver that can unscrew the little hex screws that are generally hard to unscrew. ;) Yay Erector set!

I want autoflush toilets. :(

I don't know about disconnecting the toilets. Depending on the school board, you'll have to be careful. The Superintendent (this new one makes Stalin look libertarian) is always parading around the phrase "prosecution to the fullest extent of the law."

Although, disconnected toilets would be quite amusing.

Hmm...

Actually, you could use the autoflush to your advantage. Rig it so it's basically constantly flushing and clog the toilets or something. Immature at best, but if you get stuff to color the water as it comes out, it might make for a nice photo shot.

And then you can sail pirate ships in the bathroom.