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A school of sharks led by a 14 foot Bull Shark attacked a boat. They chewed holes in it and managed to sink it. Unfortunately all the tasty humans on board were rescued by a fishing boat before the sharks could get at them. Looks like the sharks have finally figured out that those big, crunchy floating things have a tasty meat filling.


http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/10963923/detail.html

I still can't believe how good you are at this.

I heard that sharks don't like human meat, then why are they attacking boats. I've eaten wood it's nothing special.

I still can't believe how good you are at this.

I heard that sharks don't like human meat, then why are they attacking boats. I've eaten wood it's nothing special.

Fibreglass, man. It's all about the fibreglass.

I still can't believe how good you are at this.

I heard that sharks don't like human meat, then why are they attacking boats. I've eaten wood it's nothing special.

It tastes like chicken.

I heard that sharks don't like human meat

yeh, but how do they know that until they try?

A school of sharks led by a 14 foot Bull Shark attacked a boat. They chewed holes in it and managed to sink it. Unfortunately all the tasty humans on board were rescued by a fishing boat before the sharks could get at them. Looks like the sharks have finally figured out that those big, crunchy floating things have a tasty meat filling.


http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/10963923/detail.html

Holy crap.

I still can't believe how good you are at this.

I heard that sharks don't like human meat, then why are they attacking boats. I've eaten wood it's nothing special.

Well, since 2000 there have been 454 shark attacks worldwide and only 37 fatalities. More often then not sharks will mistake humans for some kind of fish, bite, and then spit the guy out... Apparently we have a lousy taste, which isn't hard to believe considering how many toxins build up in our flesh because we can't deal with the processed food we eat.

I am rather interested in finding out what the hell compelled them to try to eat a ship through. That is just weird.

Hahahaha. About damn time, I say. Go get'em, boys!
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And now imagine what they could have done had they had lasers!!!

I've eaten wood it's nothing special.

Oh, the vague sexual innuendo...

Hahahaha. About damn time, I say. Go get'em, boys!
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And now imagine what they could have done had they had lasers!!!

the outcome would have been devastating...
utterly devastating.
:D

Hahahaha. About damn time, I say. Go get'em, boys!
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And now imagine what they could have done had they had lasers!!!

Frickin sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their frickin heads...

http://www.bopmyspace.com/pictures/15/bpic1504.jpg

*Meanwhile, at the dry Docks where the Christy Nicole got it's fresh coat of paint, the painter mumbled something about his idea of using cow blood to make the red paint redder really didn't work...* :D

"Every year, more than a hundred million sharks are slaughtered by man. It has been estimated that for every human life taken by a shark, 4.5 million sharks are killed by humans. And rarely for a useful purpose. "-Peter Benchley, author ofJaws.


Goddamn sharks. How dare they.

lets hope sting rays and sharks don't breed...

too late :D (http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/offbeat/gallery/2006/0928/08.tank.gi.jpg)

edit: I'm still more terrified of moths

I'm still more terrified of moths
They fly at my head too. I understand.

"Every year, more than a hundred million sharks are slaughtered by man. It has been estimated that for every human life taken by a shark, 4.5 million sharks are killed by humans. And rarely for a useful purpose. "-Peter Benchley, author ofJaws.


Goddamn sharks. How dare they.

My boyfriend is a shark eating man.

Duh. They aren't after our meat. THEY'RE AFTER OUR WOMEN!

What's next, lasers?

A school of sharks led by a 14 foot Bull Shark attacked a boat. They chewed holes in it and managed to sink it. Unfortunately all the tasty humans on board were rescued by a fishing boat before the sharks could get at them. Looks like the sharks have finally figured out that those big, crunchy floating things have a tasty meat filling.


http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/10963923/detail.html

ROFLLL!

So much for the Selachimorphas of peace, eh?

A school of sharks led by a 14 foot Bull Shark attacked a boat. They chewed holes in it and managed to sink it. Unfortunately all the tasty humans on board were rescued by a fishing boat before the sharks could get at them. Looks like the sharks have finally figured out that those big, crunchy floating things have a tasty meat filling.


http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/10963923/detail.html


I, for one, welcome our new shark overlords. :D

I think toaster ovens killed more people last year than sharks did. Sharks my be getting smarter but so are your toaster ovens beware of your kitchen appliances and these ocean monsters.

Oh, the vague sexual innuendo...

:eek: That wasn't my intention

:eek: Not wasn't my intention

ZOMG Double negative! IT WAS HIS INTENTION :D

ZOMG Double negative! IT WAS HIS INTENTION :D

Sorry, I meant "That wasn't"

Apparently we have a lousy taste, which isn't hard to believe considering how many toxins build up in our flesh because we can't deal with the processed food we eat.
Humans taste bad because we don't have much fat in us. It has nothing to do with toxins building up in our flesh, especially since there's really no evidence that the stuff in processed food either does that or is toxic in the first place.

I am rather interested in finding out what the hell compelled them to try to eat a ship through. That is just weird.
The sharks were hungry. Hungry carnivores are not known for discriminating.

Further proof that we need to increase the pH of all shark-infested waters by 10 fold.

Further proof that we need to increase the pH of all shark-infested waters by 10 fold.

Making the pH of the ocean the same as the pH of a bar of soap.

Each number in a pH increases strength by 10 times. If ocean pH is around 7 or 8, that means it's pH of 70 which is beyond the scale of 14. I wouldn't like to meet the shark that survives a pH of 70.

Each number in a pH increases strength by 10 times.
Which means that increasing it tenfold would jump it up one number.

If ocean pH is around 7 or 8, that means it's pH of 70 which is beyond the scale of 14. I wouldn't like to meet the shark that survives a pH of 70.
pH can't go above 14. You can't have higher percentage of OH- out of the number of OH- ions and the number of H+ ions in a solution than 100%.