Conclusive proof that Jesus is black. He's also a cannibal.
Drunk commies deleted
10-02-2007, 16:56
A guy refered to as "The Black Jesus" has been sacrificing girls and eating their flesh. Jesus is also known to bang girls as young as 12 and keep them as sex slaves. Who knew Jesus was such a scumbag? Anyway, if you happen to be in the neighborhood of Papua New Guinea, it's a good idea to keep your daughters away from Christians.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=434980&in_page_id=1811&ito=1490
Congo--Kinshasa
10-02-2007, 16:57
I read about this the other day, but figured you had already posted it, so I didn't. And...whaddaya know, here we are. ;)
Dryks Legacy
10-02-2007, 16:58
DCD is one of my main news sources :confused:
A guy refered to as "The Black Jesus" has been sacrificing girls and eating their flesh. Jesus is also known to bang girls as young as 12 and keep them as sex slaves. Who knew Jesus was such a scumbag? Anyway, if you happen to be in the neighborhood of Papua New Guinea, it's a good idea to keep your daughters away from Christians.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=434980&in_page_id=1811&ito=1490
Humanity at its finest, ladies and gentlemen. :rolleyes:
Radical Centrists
10-02-2007, 17:55
It's actually kind of refreshing, in a completely warped kind of way, to see that there are still people this unapologetically evil in the world today. We haven't had a decent cult figure since Hubbard (presumably) died, and he pales in comparison to this dude.
Johnny B Goode
10-02-2007, 17:56
A guy refered to as "The Black Jesus" has been sacrificing girls and eating their flesh. Jesus is also known to bang girls as young as 12 and keep them as sex slaves. Who knew Jesus was such a scumbag? Anyway, if you happen to be in the neighborhood of Papua New Guinea, it's a good idea to keep your daughters away from Christians.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=434980&in_page_id=1811&ito=1490
Ok...
I promise, although I am a pervert, never to turn that creepy. If I do, I'll commit seppuku.
The Jade Star
10-02-2007, 17:59
Ok...
I promise, although I am a pervert, never to turn that creepy. If I do, I'll commit seppuku.
With a rusty spoon?
The Plutonian Empire
10-02-2007, 18:02
Ok...
I promise, although I am a pervert, never to turn that creepy. If I do, I'll commit seppuku.
What's a seppuku? :confused:
United Beleriand
10-02-2007, 18:05
Who knew Jesus was such a scumbag?I knew all along. But what can you expect from someone with his religious background?
Radical Centrists
10-02-2007, 18:08
What's a seppuku? :confused:
Ritualistic suicide.
Disembowelment, specifically.
United Beleriand
10-02-2007, 18:14
What's a seppuku? :confused:
Have you never read James Clavell's "Shogun"?
Drunk commies deleted
10-02-2007, 18:20
What's a seppuku? :confused:
http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm
Similization
10-02-2007, 18:31
Somehow it'd seem highly fitting to condemn the guy to a short future in snuff porn, and serve his remains up as pizza topping.
Lacadaemon
10-02-2007, 18:46
It makes sense, since a substantial number of christians are themselves cannibals.
Perhaps he can help with the killing of 'AIDS witches' that's been restarting on that lovely island.
Okielahoma
10-02-2007, 18:48
Who knew Jesus was such a scumbag?
Get a life man.
Drunk commies deleted
10-02-2007, 18:48
Perhaps he can help with the killing of 'AIDS witches' that's been restarting on that lovely island.
What's an AIDS witch? Sounds like a lousy sandwich with used hypodermic syringes, blood and semen on it.
It was in the Telegraph. New Guineans are scared of Aids so they're killing women in the hope that some of them are the witches that are causing aids.
But PNG isn't a very nice place in general. Its capital city was rated the worst to live in (Melbourne and Vancouver got best).
Deus Malum
10-02-2007, 18:51
AIDS witches?
Okielahoma
10-02-2007, 18:56
What's an AIDS witch? Sounds like a lousy sandwich with used hypodermic syringes, blood and semen on it.
Lol
That sounds like... something from Subway.
Sel Appa
10-02-2007, 19:03
He's my hero. :p
Drunk commies deleted
10-02-2007, 19:03
Lol
That sounds like... something from Subway.
Subway sucks. Quiznos is OK, but for a great sandwich I like Hoagie Haven on Nassau street in Princeton, NJ. If you're ever there check it out.
Is this going to end like Jonestown? You know, a murdered US Congressman and almost a thousand people drinking Flavor-aid that was tainted with Potassium-Cyanide?
Similization
10-02-2007, 19:19
Is this going to end like Jonestown? You know, a murdered US Congressman and almost a thousand people drinking Flavor-aid that was tainted with Potassium-Cyanide?In this case I'm sorely tempted to say "who cares? The world's overpopulated."
It's fucking incredible what some people will do in the name of faith.
Indecline
10-02-2007, 19:49
A guy refered to as "The Black Jesus" has been sacrificing girls and eating their flesh. Jesus is also known to bang girls as young as 12 and keep them as sex slaves. Who knew Jesus was such a scumbag? Anyway, if you happen to be in the neighborhood of Papua New Guinea, it's a good idea to keep your daughters away from Christians.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=434980&in_page_id=1811&ito=1490
um, i think you may have missed the part about TBJ being a cultist, not a Christian. as a general rule of thumb, i avoid cult leaders in any quarter of the world- including Papua New Guinea.
Drunk commies deleted
10-02-2007, 19:54
um, i think you may have missed the part about TBJ being a cultist, not a Christian. as a general rule of thumb, i avoid cult leaders in any quarter of the world- including Papua New Guinea.
There are plenty of Christian cults. Hell, Christianity started out as a small cult. A cult is just a religion that doesn't have enough followers to intimidate everyone into respecting them yet.
Johnny B Goode
10-02-2007, 19:57
Ritualistic suicide.
Disembowelment, specifically.
Often done with a katana or other Japanese sword, usually by samurai who have broken their honor code.
With a rusty spoon?
Lolz.
The Jade Star
10-02-2007, 20:20
Lolz.
Come on, you know that headline would be cool:
"Man disembowls self in public with rusty spoon."
Mabolamabela
10-02-2007, 20:24
And here I was becoming convinced that this sort of sick shit only happened in the USA.
Similization
10-02-2007, 20:29
And here I was becoming convinced that this sort of sick shit only happened in the USA.Happens everywhere & likely always have. American citizenship isn't required to be a sick fuck.
Johnny B Goode
10-02-2007, 20:30
Come on, you know that headline would be cool:
"Man disembowls self in public with rusty spoon."
More like "Teenage boy found disembowled with a rusty spoon"
And, yeah, that would be kinda cool.
The Jade Star
11-02-2007, 09:35
Happens everywhere & likely always have. American citizenship isn't required to be a sick fuck.
Psh.
Everybody knows that Hitler, Atila and Nero were all American citizens.