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Hey started this post so people could swap Valentine's day ideas and dating tips. Girls and guys of all ages welcome lol. Never know, you might learn something new

1). Giver her 12 roses 11 fake and 1 real. Tell her that you'll love her until the last one dies
2). Tell him/her the little things; you look nice today etc
3). Whisper "I love you" just for the sake of it
4). Always say sweetdreams, and i love you at the end of a conversation whether it be digital or audio
5). Slip a love note into his/her pocket and be sure they will notice later

But remember these are ideas; if you want to do or say something really sweet it won't come from a forum or anywhere else but your heart..

Remove V-Day from the list of holidays.

Remove V-Day from the list of holidays.

You can't do that! It was created by the card companies to brainwash young people into buying mushy pink crap just to make more money! :eek::mad:

:p Then again, I propose incessant fluffle spamming, though I'd do that any day. :D:fluffle:

Remove V-Day from the list of holidays.

Make mentioning it punishable by a life of solitary confinement.

Remove V-Day from the list of holidays.

*thunderous applause*

Make mentioning it punishable by a life of solitary confinement.
No, a better punishment would be to kill 1 million people with a nuclear bomb every time someone mentions it, and force him/her to watch the nuke go off.

Yes, I'm mean like that. :D

O my u guys aren't v. keen on this whole idea are u? Lol how abt making a thread that asks people why they hate valentine's day?

No, a better punishment would be to kill 1 million people with a nuclear bomb every time someone mentions it, and force him/her to watch the nuke go off.

Yes, I'm mean like that. :D

You're even sicker than me! :eek:

O my u guys aren't v. keen on this whole idea are u? Lol how abt making a thread that asks people why they hate valentine's day?

how about speeling?

And no, it's much more fun to reduce a Valentine's Day thread into an anti-Valentine's Day discussion with incessant fluffle spam. :D

You're even sicker than me! :eek:
Glad you approve! :D

O my u guys aren't v. keen on this whole idea are u? Lol how abt making a thread that asks people why they hate valentine's day?

There are two reasons

They hate that a day is set aside where you are expected to love through money, and do things that should be done EVERY day.

and/or

They are sad, lonely, jealous and bitter

Glad you approve! :D

Indeed I do. :)

*gives you two cookies, one to show my approval, the other for being a fellow Minnesotan*

Make mentioning it punishable by a life of solitary confinement.

We should celebrate Fluffle Day instead. :fluffle: Fluffling is much more fun than buying mushy, romantic crap that you only buy once every year (though you can actually buy it anytime) but still have a girlfriend/boyfriend every other day of the year too. :mad:

I for one am all for Fluffle Day. :fluffle:

There are two reasons

They hate that a day is set aside where you are expected to love through money, and do things that should be done EVERY day.

and/or

They are sad, lonely, jealous and bitter

Both reasons. :p

Both reasons. :p
Same here. :fluffle:

We should celebrate Fluffle Day instead. :fluffle: Fluffling is much more fun than buying mushy, romantic crap that you only buy once every year (though you can actually buy it anytime) but still have a girlfriend/boyfriend every other day of the year too. :mad:

I for one am all for Fluffle Day. :fluffle:

Quick someone throw a dart at a calender to decide what date it should be on!

There are two reasons

They hate that a day is set aside where you are expected to love through money, and do things that should be done EVERY day.

and/or

They are sad, lonely, jealous and bitter

Not neccesarily abt money, actually money doesn't have anything to do with this, it's just a special day. I half agree with the everyday thing. Well treat it like an excuse to do something special. I mean if you did something special everyday then it wouldn't be special would it?

Both reasons. :p

I'm alone, but I'm not lonely... the jealousy and bitterness are unrelated. So I'm the former :p

I mean if you did something special everyday then it wouldn't be special would it?

Yes it would.

well this is productive not a single idea but alot of valentine's hate mail. sigh o well it was a valiant effort...

Hey started this post so people could swap Valentine's day ideas and dating tips. Girls and guys of all ages welcome lol. Never know, you might learn something new

1). Giver her 12 roses 11 fake and 1 real. Tell her that you'll love her until the last one dies
2). Tell him/her the little things; you look nice today etc
3). Whisper "I love you" just for the sake of it
4). Always say sweetdreams, and i love you at the end of a conversation whether it be digital or audio
5). Slip a love note into his/her pocket and be sure they will notice later
I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
But remember these are ideas; if you want to do or say something really sweet it won't come from a forum or anywhere else but your heart..
Oh, wait, nevermind, it's all over my keyboard now. Funny, though, I don't actually remember eating potatoes last night . . .

Yes it would.

well try it and get back to me in a month (nothing harsh meant just an experimental idea) :P

well try it and get back to me in a month (nothing harsh meant just an experimental idea) :P

Provide me with money and a girlfriend first.

Alright i give up! I'll go do somthing else for a while...Thanks for making my first thread a failure :P Well everyone has to start somewhere

Quick someone throw a dart at a calender to decide what date it should be on!

According to the my calendar, it should be on March 8. :)

Quick someone throw a dart at a calender to decide what date it should be on!
I've always wondered, whose bright idea was it to start a tradition that involves giving people roses in the middle of winter? It's like having "Snowman Day" in mid-August.

I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

Oh, wait, nevermind, it's all over my keyboard now. Funny, though, I don't actually remember eating potatoes last night . . .

haha. go find urself a girlfriend

According to the my calendar, it should be on March 8. :)
Excellent. Make it so.
I've always wondered, whose bright idea was it to start a tradition that involves giving people roses in the middle of winter? It's like having "Snowman Day" in mid-August.
Noob, Feburary is in Spring.

I've always wondered, whose bright idea was it to start a tradition that involves giving people roses in the middle of winter? It's like having "Snowman Day" in mid-August.

*throws another dart at calendar*

Errr... would July 6 be a good option?

Or is everyone more fond of March 8? I for one like March 8....

Hey started this post so people could swap Valentine's day ideas and dating tips. Girls and guys of all ages welcome lol. Never know, you might learn something new

1). Giver her 12 roses 11 fake and 1 real. Tell her that you'll love her until the last one dies
2). Tell him/her the little things; you look nice today etc
3). Whisper "I love you" just for the sake of it
4). Always say sweetdreams, and i love you at the end of a conversation whether it be digital or audio
5). Slip a love note into his/her pocket and be sure they will notice later

But remember these are ideas; if you want to do or say something really sweet it won't come from a forum or anywhere else but your heart..

I don't know. The last girl I liked, I gave her a poinsetta (flower), a card, and a Hershey's Kiss. I had to steal that flower, and it was no good.

Noob, Feburary is in Spring.

What are you on about? O_o

*throws another dart at calendar*

Errr... would July 6 be a good option?

but that's in winter too! At least for me.... how about something in autumn/spring?

but that's in winter too! At least for me.... how about something in autumn/spring?

July is winter for you?

Well, March is probably autumn, so there is March 8th. :fluffle:

July is winter for you?

Well, March is probably autumn, so there is March 8th. :fluffle:

That works well, and yes.... I live in the Southern Hemisphere, so I get the opposite season.

haha. go find urself a girlfriend
My cynicism is not designed to conceal bitterness or loneliness. Instead, I use it as a shield to protect myself from the injuries that would inevitably result from acknowledging, to myself or anybody else, that I possessed genuine feelings or that they might actually be reachable by some external event.
Noob, Feburary is in Spring.
Is that so? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spring_%28season%29) I think there are some people in upstate New York who'd beg to differ with you right now.

Is that so? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spring_%28season%29) I think there are some people in upstate New York who'd beg to differ with you right now.

In the Irish Calendar it is counted as the whole months of February, March and April.

I stand by my statement.

I stand by my statement.

Why aren't you on MSN right now? *poke*

Why aren't you on MSN right now? *poke*

I am, why aren't you?

I am, why aren't you?

I am too...

though I am on an older version. It works for Sel Appa though. :(

I stand by my statement.
Don't make me go Henry II on your Irish ass.

No, a better punishment would be to kill 1 million people with a nuclear bomb every time someone mentions it, and force him/her to watch the nuke go off.

Yes, I'm mean like that. :D
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Muahahahahahahaha! Go ahead. Make my day! (How is that punishment? It's beautiful!!!)

I am too...

though I am on an older version. It works for Sel Appa though. :(
I don't see you either.

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Muahahahahahahaha! Go ahead. Make my day! (How is that punishment? It's beautiful!!!)
Congrats. You just sentenced 24 million people to death.

I don't see you either.

:( I need to get the newer version. :(

I am too...

though I am on an older version. It works for Sel Appa though. :(
Ooooh, old school.
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Muahahahahahahaha! Go ahead. Make my day! (How is that punishment? It's beautiful!!!)
*sets fire to GN*
Don't make me go Henry II on your Irish ass.
Don't make me get drunk and make a terrible mess on your doorstep.

Hey started this post so people could swap Valentine's day ideas and dating tips. Girls and guys of all ages welcome lol. Never know, you might learn something new

1). Giver her 12 roses 11 fake and 1 real. Tell her that you'll love her until the last one dies
2). Tell him/her the little things; you look nice today etc
3). Whisper "I love you" just for the sake of it
4). Always say sweetdreams, and i love you at the end of a conversation whether it be digital or audio
5). Slip a love note into his/her pocket and be sure they will notice later

But remember these are ideas; if you want to do or say something really sweet it won't come from a forum or anywhere else but your heart..

Am I the only one who wants to stab their eyes and ears out upon reading this crap?

Don't make me get drunk and make a terrible mess on your doorstep.

Better yet, go all IRA on his ass.

Am I the only one who wants to stab their eyes and ears out upon reading this crap?

You'll want a corkscrew for stabbing your ears out. Gets all the little bones and things.

Better yet, go all IRA on his ass.

We have no more weapons :(

Hey started this post so people could swap Valentine's day ideas and dating tips. Girls and guys of all ages welcome lol. Never know, you might learn something new

1). Giver her 12 roses 11 fake and 1 real. Tell her that you'll love her until the last one dies
2). Tell him/her the little things; you look nice today etc
3). Whisper "I love you" just for the sake of it
4). Always say sweetdreams, and i love you at the end of a conversation whether it be digital or audio
5). Slip a love note into his/her pocket and be sure they will notice later

This is surely a cut-and-paste job but I do like the tackiness of the first one!

:( I need to get the newer version. :(

I can see you...

I can see you...

That sounds slightly sinister

I have no Valentine's hate this year. One of my friend's is organizing a sort of Valentine's party, and so far I'm the only guy coming. Jackpot?

send a free gift via facebook. cheapskates ftw!

oh, and @ teh OP: your name made me giggle.

Here is the inherent problem with Valentine's Day: One-way devotion. Specifically, it is the responsibility of one side, generally the males, to show a measure of an intangible item in the form of an entirely unrelated, tangible item, to the other side, generally, the females. And what do we get in return? Let's see, well, it's impolite for them to buy things that we like, so cool watches, cufflinks, and steel guantlents are out. And due the actions of the Ultra-Radical Feminist Lobby, few men can even expect to have a decent Blueberry Pie baked for them. Mmm, Blueberry Pie, how tasty.

Where was I? Oh, yes, the double standard that Valentine's day is. So what we have is this:

Expected from the Men:
Cards, Diamonds, Flowers, and Choclates.

Expected from the Women:
Cards.

Well, allowing the cards to cancel out, how is it that women are allowed to show their affection intangibly and men are required to do it tangibly. I have no way of getting my pie!

I have no Valentine's hate this year. One of my friend's is organizing a sort of Valentine's party, and so far I'm the only guy coming. Jackpot?

Wanna switch with me?

Congrats. You just sentenced 24 million people to death.
http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/atomrofl.gif I would've gone for more, but I didn't wanna spam the whole page.
*sets fire to GN*
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Heeeelp! Fire! Fire! Aaargh! Valentine's Day! Valentine's Day!!!