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Specifically, a fighter. Like SSB.

I know I'm cheap, but either Super Saiyan 4 Vegeta (shut up) or Cloud Strife.

If I was feeling smarmy, then Oedipus. I'd fuck the shit out of you!

I know he's not fictional, but can I fight as William Shatner, circa Boston Legal?

He's at least partly fictional. Go ahead.

I know he's not fictional, but can I fight as William Shatner, circa Boston Legal?

Which part, the hair?

You know.. the whole Shatner "mystique."

He's at least partly fictional. Go ahead.

Which part, the hair?

Lu Tze. He'd go all Deja Fu on you. ^^

Dirty Harry.

Specifically, a fighter. Like SSB.

I know I'm cheap, but either Super Saiyan 4 Vegeta (shut up) or Cloud Strife.

If I was feeling smarmy, then Oedipus. I'd fuck the shit out of you!

well let's see; since i'm not your mom, female, gay, or even bi, the oedipus part might not work all that well.

now you didn't say the charicter had to have been invented by someone else.

i'd probably play fingol or zymph, as themnax might not be entirely fictional.
and i'd be in some part of it that didn't involve any fighting, or even on a world or setting that did. but rather one that involved primarily tecnilogical and environmental challanges, with even social ones being secondary.

it would be all about regeonal and infrastructure planing and building and maintaining in sustainable harmony with its believable but somewhat alien and exotic, natural surroundings.

and of course a world poor or depleted of fossle fuels, but with abundant mountains, forrests, little furry critters, sunshine, water, flower, fruit and vegetible bearing plants. and of course my charicter would be native to that world so as to be able to breath its atmosphere and eat some of its wild plants and fishes and some sorts of animal products like milk and eggs and maybe even blood.

tec level would be that (you think its alternative, you wish) near future when the oil is gone but we've still got plenty of electric motors running off of solar cells and windmills and so on.

little trains and monorails made out of recycled car parts, although mining and metalurgy still goes on too, though somewhat more limited by availability of energy supplies and willingness of people to participate in group effort in the abscence of a no longer stable nor universal monetary concept.

where no one maintains the old car roads though a few might still be arround. nor the overbig and over heave old railroads again except for a few, but lots and lots of new ones, of much narrower gauge and built to more human and sustainable proportions. with no gas stations or gun shops and no mass production of anything to do with either. but plenty of building for yourself whatever you want. if. you have the skills, can aquire them, and the tools and materials to use them.

almost no laws other then the common sense of not screwing over anyone who'se help you might need in surviving, and that, you never know until it comes to that, who that might be, so it's best to make friends rather then enimies or better yet, just leave other people alone unless and except when THEY feel inclined toward being social.

no one telling you how to build what kind of house or what kind you can live in, but pretty much entirely up to you to build and maintain it yourself.

i know that's a long way from what kind of charicter, but that IS the kind of 'game' i'd be interested in roll playing IN.

i'm still seriously looking for one like that too.
if anyone knows of one somewhere they can always pm me if ns won't let you post the link.

=^^=
.../\...

I'd be Sparhawk

Specifically, a fighter. Like SSB.

I know I'm cheap, but either Super Saiyan 4 Vegeta (shut up) or Cloud Strife.

If I was feeling smarmy, then Oedipus. I'd fuck the shit out of you!
If i was your mum, i'd kill myself.
:)
This is a nice thread.http://assets.jolt.co.uk/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif
Nerzul from Warcraft.

Lesse...I'm stuck between Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde, Lucca Ashtear, and Robinson Crusoe.

...what? Crusoe was a tough son of a bitch. He lived on that island for 28 years, remember?

Lesse...I'm stuck between Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde, Lucca Ashtear, and Robinson Crusoe.

...what? Crusoe was a tough son of a bitch. He lived on that island for 28 years, remember?

Yeah, but didn't he have staff for a lot of that?

Yeah, but didn't he have staff for a lot of that?

Well...somewhat, yeah, but I think he lived there for several years before any of that happened, then it was only the Native American dude for at least another few years. I don't really remember, as I was never able to read the unabridged version of that story. Bored me to tears, it did. Not to mention I started becoming irked by all the changes in spelling that have occurred over the years.

Well...somewhat, yeah, but I think he lived there for several years before any of that happened, then it was only the Native American dude for at least another few years. I don't really remember, as I was never able to read the unabridged version of that story. Bored me to tears, it did. Not to mention I started becoming irked by all the changes in spelling that have occurred over the years.

Well, Crusoe would have some cool signature fighting moves:

"I say, fear my coconut cruncher kick, blighter!"

Someone is bound to mention it later, but Q would probably be the secret super cheesy character to use. He just snaps his fingers, sending you to the nearest next star system and it's an automatic ring out victory.

I was going to go for Jesus, but then I remembered what happened in the end. I'll take God, much as he was in 'Testament 1 - the wrathing'.

Someone is bound to mention it later, but Q would probably be the secret super cheesy character to use. He just snaps his fingers, sending you to the nearest next star system and it's an automatic ring out victory.
Nah, Q and other characters like him might be boss characters you fight in the one-player game.

That begs the question: are we including the Bible, the Torah, Qu'ran, and other religious works as fiction, or are they being left out altogether here? Because if we include them we'd have several problems with everyone just choosing gods.

That begs the question: are we including the Bible, the Torah, Qu'ran, and other religious works as fiction, or are they being left out altogether here? Because if we include them we'd have several problems with everyone just choosing gods.

Only religions with limited-power gods, like Norse.

Although Jesus vs allah is a fight I'd pay to see.

Ultros (FFVI rules!)

Truth be told, I'd wanna stick to the tough guys of fiction. You know, the John Waynes, the Clint Eastwoods.

Or I'll just go crazy and choose Bruce Lee's character from Enter the Dragon. That'd be cool.

Specifically, a fighter. Like SSB.

I know I'm cheap, but either Super Saiyan 4 Vegeta (shut up) or Cloud Strife.

If I was feeling smarmy, then Oedipus. I'd fuck the shit out of you!

you think ss4 vegeta's cheap? how about i be ss4 goku and we potara fuse? or dance fuse if you boring, now THAT would be cheap

i'd actually be kid buu though since he's FTW!

That begs the question: are we including the Bible, the Torah, Qu'ran, and other religious works as fiction, or are they being left out altogether here? Because if we include them we'd have several problems with everyone just choosing gods.

well we can use the omnipotent and greater than, gods from many fantasy sories so why not use the ones that some people think are real?

now if jesus and satan fused.....

Am I the meanest?
Sho'nuff!
Am I the prettiest?
Sho'nuff!
Am I the baddest mofo low down around this town?
Sho'nuff!
Well who am I?
Sho'nuff!
Who am I?
Sho'nuff!
I can't hear you...
Sho'nuff!
Shogun of Harlem!
http://haacked.com/images/ShoNuffFullSize.gif
Now, when I say, "Who's da mastah?" you say, "Sho'nuff!"

I would play as Erik (the Phantom of the Opera). He has a lot of experience with killing people, and he's a genius.

Sauron.

I would play as Erik (the Phantom of the Opera). He has a lot of experience with killing people, and he's a genius.

I totally want to nerd out on you right now and bitch about how the Persian is all most always removed or at best marginalized in adaptations when he's the most interesting link to Erik...and they never use the books back story...

But I won't.


Because that would be nerdy.



And I need my lunch money for to buy lunch...

I'd be Myrth. The name alone causes fear.

Riddick.

Baldrick.

you think ss4 vegeta's cheap? how about i be ss4 goku and we potara fuse? or dance fuse if you boring, now THAT would be cheap

I guess it could be worse. Vegeta's not usually people's first choice. I like him though :rolleyes:

God. :p

God. :p

Beat you to it.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12312755&postcount=16

Kirby would still be the best. :p

http://www.mathies.com/blog/reeferman.jpg
The Crazed Piano Player from Reefer Madness

A few puffs and crazy berserk powers take over!

Beat you to it.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12312755&postcount=16

Fine.

I choose the FSM.

Hmm.

An FSM/Cthulhu hybrid...

Lord Flashheart.

Fine.

I choose the FSM.

Hmm.

An FSM/Cthulhu hybrid...

You could always be New Testament God.....You don't get to go a-wrathing though....Actually C'thulu is the wise choice now I think about it.

no one telling you how to build what kind of house or what kind you can live in, but pretty much entirely up to you to build and maintain it yourself.

i know that's a long way from what kind of charicter, but that IS the kind of 'game' i'd be interested in roll playing IN.

i'm still seriously looking for one like that too.

It's called a piece of paper. You can make whatever world you like on it, with words or lines. Outside that, the very concept of a videogame requires you to follow a set of rules defined by the programmers to achieve a given goal, and therefore what you want is totally impossible.

You could always be New Testament God.....You don't get to go a-wrathing though....Actually C'thulu is the wise choice now I think about it.
They should do a fighting game based upon the Cthulhu mythos, where you fight duels between great old ones. You can trample and squish (among other nasty things) human cities and people while you duke it out.

That would rock so much. :)

They should do a fighting game based upon the Cthulhu mythos, where you fight duels between great old ones. You can trample and squish (among other nasty things) human cities and people while you duke it out.

That would rock so much. :)

And you could get an "Eldritch" bonus for doing something really cool, like causing a small town population to devolve into minions.....Fuck, yes.

Fictional you say... hmm... I would play as... Tomo (http://www.sempai.org/~felicia/frame_tomo.html).

Kirby would still be the best. :p

Marth > All.... unless All has a long-ranged attack :(

Fictional you say... hmm... I would play as... Tomo (http://www.sempai.org/~felicia/frame_tomo.html).

For a second, I thought you said "Domo."

http://theducks.org/pictures/domokun.jpg

Bob Saget!


Oh, wait, you said "fictional." :(

There's only one choice for me: Chronos.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Chronos_resized.jpg

http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/sanduhr.gif Y'all just got pwn3d big time. :p

Pvt. Omar Khayem Ravenhurst FTW!

Then I'll be Death himself.


Or Kanabia.

Then I'll be Death himself.


Or Kanabia.
I was first thinking about calling Death - but then I decided Chronos is way cooler. :D
Solid choice, though. (But I'll only pay minimum wage, plus bonus.)

I have neat clothes:p

Actually, I revise my choice; Brock Samson.

Specifically, a fighter. Like SSB.

I know I'm cheap, but either Super Saiyan 4 Vegeta (shut up) or Cloud Strife.

If I was feeling smarmy, then Oedipus. I'd fuck the shit out of you!

Can I fight as Kurosaki Ichigo from Bleach?

Specifically, a fighter. Like SSB.

I know I'm cheap, but either Super Saiyan 4 Vegeta (shut up) or Cloud Strife.

If I was feeling smarmy, then Oedipus. I'd fuck the shit out of you!

They would obviously deplete Kirby and Pikachu a little while making Fox better. :p

(So I'd be Fox with his new Arwing move and hyper reflector shield.)

EDIT: Time warps... grr

They would obviously deplete Kirby and Pikachu a little while making Fox better. :p

(So I'd be Fox with his new Arwing move and hyper reflector shield.)

EDIT: Time warps... grr
*is Chronos* And so it begins...

*is Chronos* And so it begins...

*Fox performs //\\A, uair, uair, uair, uair combo. Chronos is Star KOed.*

*Fox performs //\\A, uair, uair, uair, uair combo. Chronos is Star KOed.*

Fox earns 1800 points

Ok, folks, let's assume the characters are made equally powerful (Gods, sayians and so on being nerfed).

In that case, I'd probably play with Dr. Nova from Gunm, or Shade Man, from Megaman 7... I don't know, so many choices. Basically the weak and smart characters.

Dr. Nova having the bonus of his winning stance being likely to include him cackling in his usual "kyahahahaha" tone. :D

Then again, Shade Man bowing to the audience, too... :p

Ok, folks, let's assume the characters are made equally powerful (Gods, sayians and so on being nerfed).
How stupid is that?

George Washington.
The present beware, the future beware, he's coming, he's coming, he's coming.

*Fox performs //\\A, uair, uair, uair, uair combo. Chronos is Star KOed.*
*reverses time and kicks Minaris in the nads before he makes his move*

*sings* Time is on my side... yes it is! (Well, actually, I am time.)

Oooh, I'm changing mine, I wanna be Eris.


*wins*

How stupid is that?

It's NECESSARY to prevent every fight from being God vs. God. It's why you play a weaker version when you play M. Bison in Street Fighter Alpha and why Sagat and Adon are equally powerful in Alpha even though Adon has lost to Sagat several times in the canon. Unrealistic, maybe, but necessary if you're going to make a videogame that works.

make a videogame that works.

Silly, this is just amusing wank about fictional characters kicking the crap out of each other.

Actually, there is some weird fighting game where you can import any character and fight with them; however, it is dominated by user created characters that are fucking broken.

Awesome.

Silly, this is just amusing wank about fictional characters kicking the crap out of each other.
Actually, there is some weird fighting game where you can import any character and fight with them; however, it is dominated by user created characters that are fucking broken.

Or Kanabia.

WHO TOLD YOU I WAS FICTIONAL?!?!

Actually, there is some weird fighting game where you can import any character and fight with them; however, it is dominated by user created characters that are fucking broken.

Which is why nerfing exists. And I believe you are referring to MUGEN.

Chuck Norris from Tekken Beta. Invincible, and one hit K.O.'s everybody with a roundhouse kick.

WHO TOLD YOU I WAS FICTIONAL?!?!
the voices did.

I shall be Joe Bohnham, and depress my foes into suicide through the power of my flashbacks and rambling internal monologues.

Actually, there is some weird fighting game where you can import any character and fight with them; however, it is dominated by user created characters that are fucking broken.

Any game that works on the honour system breaks :(

Thursday Next cuz she always wins. especially in unrealistic matches.

Thursday Next cuz she always wins. especially in unrealistic matches.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squirrel_Girl#Victories

sephiroth from ff7. no one can beat him. (Cloud sucks ass.)

sephiroth from ff7. no one can beat him. (Cloud sucks ass.)

...

Cloud WON that fight :D

It's NECESSARY to prevent every fight from being God vs. God. It's why you play a weaker version when you play M. Bison in Street Fighter Alpha and why Sagat and Adon are equally powerful in Alpha even though Adon has lost to Sagat several times in the canon. Unrealistic, maybe, but necessary if you're going to make a videogame that works.
:gundge: I call bullshit!

I am Chronos, and you're time's up! *freezes time for Heikoku*

Whatcha gonna do'bout it? Hehehehe.
Silly, this is just amusing wank about fictional characters kicking the crap out of each other.
Exactly.
*kicks crap out of Ifreann('s character)*
:p
the voices did.
:eek: Don't listen to them! Listen to mine. They're way crazier...

...

Cloud WON that fight :D

still, he sucks ass. if it was one on one, sephiroth would win. cloud had a whole team of people.

Sephiroth is a whiny one-dimensional crybaby aching for his mommy.

Welcome to the wonderful world of Japanese RPGs :D

still, he sucks ass. if it was one on one, sephiroth would win. cloud had a whole team of people.

Sephiroth is a whiny one-dimensional crybaby aching for his mommy. Why he is so popular I will never understand.

Sephiroth is a whiny one-dimensional crybaby aching for his mommy. Why he is so popular I will never understand.

He has a big sword and a special attack that takes half an hour to actually happen? Thought 'he isn't that pointy-haired tosspot Seymour' is at least one point in his favour. Being menaced by the anime version of Dilbert's boss with his evil fish in a straitjacket was not X's finest hour.

Arnold Judas Rimmer, Space Adventurer. Aka "Old Iron Balls", aka "Ace", aka "Big Man".

Decisions, decisions, decisions...

Post-Secret Wars Molecule Man (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molecule_Man).

Or Thanos (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thanos), with the Infinity Gauntlet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinity_Gauntlet).

then again... there's always The Impossible Man (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impossible_Man)

Jet Li's character(s) from The One, even if I'd likely spend most of my in-game time killing my other selves.

I'd play God.

Spike from Cowboy Bebop. ;)

He has a big sword and a special attack that takes half an hour to actually happen? Thought 'he isn't that pointy-haired tosspot Seymour' is at least one point in his favour. Being menaced by the anime version of Dilbert's boss with his evil fish in a straitjacket was not X's finest hour.
This is so true.
Arnold Judas Rimmer, Space Adventurer. Aka "Old Iron Balls", aka "Ace", aka "Big Man".
Good call!

I choose Ronald Soak.

Dante out of the Devil May Cry Games

I think maybe Kuja from FFIX

Specifically, a fighter. Like SSB.

I know I'm cheap, but either Super Saiyan 4 Vegeta (shut up) or Cloud Strife.

If I was feeling smarmy, then Oedipus. I'd fuck the shit out of you!

That would be an enormous game (referring to title)

I'd play God.

Q.E.D.

James 'Biggles' Bigglesworth D.S.O. D.F.C. , THe Ultimate fictonal Pilot and handy in a fistfight

I'd play the tag-team duo of Adam and Steve.

Lord Flashheart.

thanks bridesmaid like the beard, gives me something to hang on to, woof!

Arnold Judas Rimmer, Space Adventurer. Aka "Old Iron Balls", aka "Ace", aka "Big Man".

Fry me a kipper lads i'll be back for breakfast

but for me personally, well i'd have to go with Yoda, who can go past that little green 900 year old

Christopher Stone - Freedom Fighters

Edwin Odesseiron, Baldur's Gate series.

Rand al'Thor, with the sa'angreal he used to cleanse saidin.

Assuming book characters count, anyway.

Edit: Actually, make that Lews Therin Telamon - pre-insanity.

Samus would still beat everyone :P

Or a more original answer.

I'd totally favour SHODAN to win, if only she had a body. But since she's a network, albeit a scary one, the chances of her winning a fistfight, or indeed a high calibre weaponry fight, solo, are slim. So, I'd have to opt for Garrett to win, from the thief series. Mainly because it'd be like:

*arrow shot to the face*
"what?!"
*searches*
"huh... must've been rats"
*arrow to the face*

it kinda repeats til Garrett wins.

THE GUY WHO ALWAYS TALKS LIKE THIS

Probably jesus. I'd just let you beat the shit out of me over and over until you eventually won. Then, after you finish playing, people will become inspired by my shit-flogging at an exponentially increasing rate until, centuries later, there is an oppressive regime dedicated to the memory of my shit-flogging. At this point you will find that all traces and supporters of your choices will be persecuted and abolished from society.

Or maybe I just wanted to call JC fictional.

George Washington.
The present beware, the future beware, he's coming, he's coming, he's coming.

Twelve stories high, made of radiation...

I'd play God.
Ya can't - He ain't fictional. :p

*ducks and covers*

What? Somebody had to say it!

Arnold Judas Rimmer, Space Adventurer. Aka "Old Iron Balls", aka "Ace", aka "Big Man".

I'll get your kipper ready

Lord Flashheart.

Only a few minutes screen time, but so memorable... he needs his own series

I totally want to nerd out on you right now and bitch about how the Persian is all most always removed or at best marginalized in adaptations when he's the most interesting link to Erik...and they never use the books back story...

But I won't.


Because that would be nerdy.



And I need my lunch money for to buy lunch...

Yes, he always is, and that's very unfortunate. The book is the best, he seems to get less and less ugly and more and more sane with each new adaptation...
:(


But as this was about using any fictional character, the Erik I would use would definitely be the Erik from Leroux's novel, not an adaptation of it.

Rand al'Thor, with the sa'angreal he used to cleanse saidin.

Assuming book characters count, anyway.

Edit: Actually, make that Lews Therin Telamon - pre-insanity.

post insanity LTT is better, plus Rand al'Thor is gonna be stronger than LTT i bet considerin he hasn't had all his jumps in powers men a prone to in that series so be him instead

Edwin Odesseiron, Baldur's Gate series.

oh! i forgot about that!

i wanna be sarevok then! (with his chaos armour and sword) not only would i be intelligent attractive wise and charismatic as well as increadibly strong and evil but i would have a 5% chance of killing whatever i hit instantly! 100%MR too:D

Captain Planet!