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What will Anna Nicole Smith's body be used for?

Johnny B Goode
10-02-2007, 01:48
A shithouse. Oh, and time warp. (The flux capacitor really needs fixing)
Zarakon
10-02-2007, 01:48
This thread is not for the squeamish or those who respect the dead. It's time to think of uses for Anna Nicole Smith's dead body!

-Cannibalized for parts for mad scientist's "girlfriend"
-Silicon breast implants
Rubiconic Crossings
10-02-2007, 01:51
Life raft...
The Plutonian Empire
10-02-2007, 01:52
Necrophiliacs' playtoy.
The Infinite Dunes
10-02-2007, 01:54
Life raft...damnit... I was too slow. Or jolt was... yeah... I blame my not getting in 'liferaft' earlier on jolt.
Snafturi
10-02-2007, 01:54
To feed the homeless.
Call to power
10-02-2007, 01:55
a whorehouse for the homeless
Zarakon
10-02-2007, 01:56
Necrophiliacs' playtoy.

I thought about saying that, but it being in the first post probably would've gotten this lockified.

Incubator for her horrific spawn.
Rubiconic Crossings
10-02-2007, 01:58
damnit... I was too slow. Or jolt was... yeah... I blame my not getting in 'liferaft' earlier on jolt.

Great minds etc... :D

To feed the homeless.

Harsh on the homeless...or a shitload of soylent green...
Zarakon
10-02-2007, 02:00
To feed the homeless.

Oh, I get it. We intend to kill all the homeless by silicon poisoning.
Hdgcfcf
10-02-2007, 02:03
Drug testing?
Zarakon
10-02-2007, 02:06
Drug testing?

What, they put a little strip of anna nicole's skin in a urine sample and if it turns blue the person has done heroin?

It might be used as a drug by itself.
German Nightmare
10-02-2007, 02:16
How about we just make that autopsy and then give her a buriel.
Zarakon
10-02-2007, 02:18
How about we just make that autopsy and then give her a buriel.

Hey! Maybe we could bury her in a genetic incubator and have her burst out a giant, psycho centipede that eats new york?
Demented Hamsters
10-02-2007, 02:49
Piñata
Pepe Dominguez
10-02-2007, 02:53
Piñata

Seconded.
Euroslavia
10-02-2007, 02:59
How about we have respect for the dead! That's a grand idea!