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The Science of Beer Goggles

Ifreann
09-02-2007, 17:19
http://people.howstuffworks.com/beer-goggles.htm

The problem is, nobody will remember any of this when they're drunk :(
Troon
09-02-2007, 17:46
The problem is, nobody will remember any of this when they're drunk :(

You underestimate me, sir! I frequently start blabbing on about maths when I've had a few.

It isn't necessarily correct...
Cluichstan
09-02-2007, 17:48
Though posted on that site recently, that stuff's old, mate.
Dexlysia
09-02-2007, 17:50
http://people.howstuffworks.com/beer-goggles.htm

The problem is, nobody will remember any of this when they're drunk :(

C = 1
.....__
......βump (nevermind, already bumped)

where β is the beer goggles effect and C is how much you care that attractiveness is attributed to it.
Snafturi
09-02-2007, 18:02
I'm supposed to do Algebra when I'm drunk?
Cluichstan
09-02-2007, 18:07
I'm supposed to do Algebra when I'm drunk?

Cripes, I'm barely able to type when I'm drunk, like now. :p
Snafturi
09-02-2007, 18:12
Then the question becomes, are you going to go home with the person anyway? And therefore, do you really want to know what kind of sea donkey you'll be getting intimate with? Isn't it better to at least think the person is hot?

Just curious.
Boonytopia
10-02-2007, 09:00
Interesting. :cool:
Darknovae
11-02-2007, 00:54
Cripes, I'm barely able to type when I'm drunk, like now. :p

I'm barely able to type when sober. :(
Zarakon
11-02-2007, 00:56
I'm barely able to type when sober. :(

Heh. I can type faster than my dad, who writes computer programming.
Myrmidonisia
11-02-2007, 00:59
http://people.howstuffworks.com/beer-goggles.htm

The problem is, nobody will remember any of this when they're drunk :(
So, when you've had a few drinks, stay away from smoke and get a good close look at anyone that might tempt you.

On the other hand, if you're homely, hang out in the cheapest, smokiest bar you can find.
Harlesburg
11-02-2007, 01:27
Though posted on that site recently, that stuff's old, mate.
Like Bush vs Chimp old...