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It's like I'm wasted, but I didn't drink. Whenever I move my head, I get disoriented, dizzy, and nauseous. I'm perfectly fine as long as I keep my head still. I am not on any medication, I did not eat anything unusual, ,and I rarely get sick. Doctors of NSG, diagnose me!
I have four competing theories:

I have been drugged.
I have a tumor on my cerebellum.
My inner ear crapped out on me.
I have food poisoning.

Pardon the perceived attention whoring and any typos.

Go see a real doctor.






Stat.

You have a sinus infection that is causing problems in you inner ear. Anyway that's my guess. Check with a doctor or something.

Those are the symptoms of the coriolis effect resulting from artificial gravity in a tight radius of rotation. Seek planet now.

You have the AIDS.

If you're shitting/vomiting all over the place, it's prolly foodpoisoning. If you've got nasty shit running out of your ear, your brain's melted, or you've got an ear infection. If you're feelig like you have a cold, it's prolly pneumonia. If everything else fails, check your rectum for probes & call ESA/NASA

You have the AIDS.

I officially change my vote from sinus infection to the AIDS. Why isn't there a poll with this thread?

Bwahahahaha! My plan is falling into place now...

I officially change my vote from sinus infection to the AIDS. Why isn't there a poll with this thread?

I agree, this thread needs more poll.

You have the AIDS.

sounds more like super AIDS to me

perhaps with some cancer in there to?

hmmmm... I've just performed a CWMRIS (cross web MRI scan) and the area of your motor cortex responsible for moving the head appears to have been taken over by aliens from the planet Zorkon. Before you know it the little buggers will have taken over the rest of your brain too. I recommend consulting a doctor, where they will remove the aliens and then quickly stuff them into a new flying saucer before the aliens pull out their ray guns.

All problems can be solved by blaming them on aliens. *nodnod*

Poll up.

You have the AIDS.

Definately. So say the internet doctors, better buy the coffin now bub.

It's like I'm wasted, but I didn't drink. Whenever I move my head, I get disoriented, dizzy, and nauseous. I'm perfectly fine as long as I keep my head still.
Sounds like me when I've been smoking weed and not getting enough sleep.

So it's either that or the Russian government, in association with the aliens they've fished up, have given you AIDS...which has mutated into Super AIDS and given you cancer.

Either that or Myrth's given you food poisoning.

Vertigo.

Dysentery. Sounds like an open-shut case to me.

Dehydration.

It certainly sounds like vertigo. Possibly viral-induced.

See a doctor. Tell him you think you've got super-AIDS. That could be interesting.

See a doctor. Tell him you think you've got super-AIDS. That could be interesting.

Nah, tell him you think the Aliens helped the Russian government give you super-AIDS over the internet. That's even better.

Edit: And also the truth...

You have the AIDS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gliuRa2PZU

The Holy Spirit is entering you, you will soon be the next prophet. Please impart your wisdom upon us, O Great One.

You are going to die.

Panic now.

The Bird Flu.

Vodais.

Go see a real doctor. WTF, as you say, why would you ask us for medical advice? :rolleyes:

Sounds like an ear infection, to me.

super AIDS. seriously though, ask a real doctor.

Go see a real doctor. WTF, as you say, why would you ask us for medical advice? :rolleyes:

Clearly this is a bastion of sanity...

Clearly this is a bastion of sanity...

I make no such claims. http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/3444/crazy1no.gif

The Super AIDS, just give it a week and you'll be a zombie, spreading Super AIDS amongst the populace by night.

Dehydration.

Having got really dizzy and nauseous from dehydration before, I'm guessing this too. Having said that: You. Doctor. Now.

I hope you all realize that it's illegal to give medical advice without certification. Yes, that's right, you're all evil criminals. Have fun in Guantanamo for medicinal terrorism. :D

Go see a doctor. On your way there, get yourself some Gatorade or something similar. If you're dehydrated, which sounds highly plausible, it'll help. If not, it won't hurt.

Sounds like an inner ear infection.

Pancake poisoning!?!? :eek: :(

Everyone always blames me for stuff.... :(

Pancake poisoning!?!? :eek: :(

Everyone always blames me for stuff.... :(

i dont :fluffle:

You're 3 months pregnant. Congrats!

Drink lots of water, get lots of water, alternate a hot towel and cold pack on your head about every 45 minutes to an hour, and stop having unprotected sex 'cause you have aids.

Have you recently suffered a blow to the head, even a slight bump?

I diagnose post-concussion syndrome.

sounds more like super AIDS to me

perhaps with some cancer in there to?

The nice thing about Superaids is that when you're dying from it, it's already there to fly to your rescue.

On a slightly less silly note, have you considered hypoglycemia?

The sinus infection is a better bet though.

You have acute hypochondriasis complicated by an inflammation of the sinuses and inner ear. Take an antihistamine, drink plenty of water and stop watching House.

There's this hideously nasty virus running around which causes these symptoms. I've had it, and most of the people I know have had it (which probably points to me as being this generation's typhoid mary. :P)

The doctor's I've seen have prescribed anti-vertigo medicines, along with a broad spectrum anti-biotic, which is working fairly well. You probably want to go see your doctor to verify you have the same thing and to get your prescriptions.

Brain AIDS.

Your symptoms lead me to believe that you are turning into a werewolf.

EDIT: A werewolf with SuperAids.

Or maybe rabies.

You have Swahili Death Flu. Soon your testicles will mutate and eat their way out.

It's like I'm wasted, but I didn't drink. Whenever I move my head, I get disoriented, dizzy, and nauseous. I'm perfectly fine as long as I keep my head still. I am not on any medication, I did not eat anything unusual, ,and I rarely get sick. Doctors of NSG, diagnose me!
I have four competing theories:

I have been drugged.
I have a tumor on my cerebellum.
My inner ear crapped out on me.
I have food poisoning.

Pardon the perceived attention whoring and any typos.
I sometimes get that feeling when I'm sleep deprived.

Having got really dizzy and nauseous from dehydration before, I'm guessing this too. Having said that: You. Doctor. Now.
That's another reasonable possibility.

It's like I'm wasted, but I didn't drink. Whenever I move my head, I get disoriented, dizzy, and nauseous. I'm perfectly fine as long as I keep my head still. I am not on any medication, I did not eat anything unusual, ,and I rarely get sick. Doctors of NSG, diagnose me!
I have four competing theories:

I have been drugged.
I have a tumor on my cerebellum.
My inner ear crapped out on me.
I have food poisoning.

Pardon the perceived attention whoring and any typos.

Heres your problem. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3C2m3ci2hQ)



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Or severe Vertigo.

You've probably got one of these:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2a/Candiru.png
up your uretha.

enjoy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru

I hope you all realize that it's illegal to give medical advice without certification. Yes, that's right, you're all evil criminals. Have fun in Guantanamo for medicinal terrorism. :D

Who says we don't have certification?

I'll have you know that I've got a sheet of paper here saying that I can diagnose Super-AIDS whenever I please.