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What would you like changed, if anything, about yourself, whether physical or personality wise?

I think I'd go for being about 2 or 3 inches taller, a bit darker in my complection, and have a sexy latin lover accent. :D

No clinical depression. That's the only thing I'd ever change.

No clinical depression. That's the only thing I'd ever change.

Thats a fair answer.

I think I need to go see a Doc about whether or not I have depression or not.

I'd be nine foot tall with 6 arms and the strength of the ten men.

I'd be nine foot tall with 6 arms and the strength of the ten men.

Thats hot

One dress size smaller (just so I could make real use of bargain shopping, really)
Nicer skin (smaller pores on my face, less tendency to go all red)
Fuller hair
Perfect vision

That's about it, really...

Thats a fair answer.

I think I need to go see a Doc about whether or not I have depression or not.
I hate it. Hate it. Hate it. Just like pretty much everything else right now. (I'm not at all having a good week.)

What would you like changed, if anything, about yourself, whether physical or personality wise?

I think I'd go for being about 2 or 3 inches taller, a big darker in my complection, and have a sexy latin lover accent. :D

I want to be a taller, black, Christopher Walken with 3 eyes, and two arms. Also, I want a Latin accent.

I want to look like the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

What would you like changed, if anything, about yourself, whether physical or personality wise?Tough. There's always room for improvement. My teeth are shite, but I'd prolly settle for speaking a couple more languages.

What would you like changed, if anything, about yourself, whether physical or personality wise?
I'd LOVE to get rid of my multiple scoliosis, fetal alcohol syndrome, and my ADD. :mad:

I want to look like the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

What would you want that many appendages fo..... oh. Right.

What would you want that many appendixes fo..... oh. Right.
Have you been touched by his noodly appendage?

Have you been touched by his noodly appendix?

Ahem, it's appendage.

Have you been touched by his noodly appendage?

Are we at least talking al dente here?

Ahem, it's appendage.

Oh. Can I claim language difficulties? :D

It's be taller, darker, and more handsome. And probably more interesting.

Oh. Can I claim language difficulties? :D

Yes. You will recieve slightly less whippings with the noodly appendage of your choice.

Yes. You will recieve slightly less whippings with the noodly appendage of your choice.

Boiled soft?

Ahem, it's appendage.
Look above, you :gundge:

Hmm... I'd speak more languages. And I'd lose the Asian flush. Other than that, can't think of anything right now.

Boiled soft?

Expect a visit from a Flying Spaghetti Servitor in 6-8 weeks.

No clinical depression. That's the only thing I'd ever change.

I have that, too.

As for me, what I'd like to change is...hmmm...where to start?

No clinical depression
No obsessive-compulsive disorder
At least 3 inches taller (I'm only 5'9" :()
More muscular
No acne
No nasal hair
Better hearing

No nasal hairI'm with you on that. Creator god believers of the world, this is why you need to stop chanting & start kicking the git's ass. What kind of twisted god would have people waste their busy mornings trying to avoid growing fucking braids outta their nostrils?!

I'm with you on that. Creator god believers of the world, this is why you need to stop chanting & start kicking the git's ass. What kind of twisted god would have people waste their busy mornings trying to avoid growing fucking braids outta their nostrils?!
:rolleyes: The Same that doesn't want you to inhale dust and other small particles.

:rolleyes: The Same that doesn't want you to inhale dust and other small particles.

But they're so annoying! :mad:

But they're so annoying! :mad:
It'd be worse if you didn't have them.

I wouldn't mind being a fair bit taller than I am. I look like a younger more prognathous Goebbels.

I'd like to be in the same shape I was in back in early 2002 without having to watch what I eat and work out six days a week.

Hmm... I'd speak more languages. And I'd lose the Asian flush. Other than that, can't think of anything right now.


Asian flush? Now for some reason, that just sounds cute. :P

i really need my profile changed, i hate it. i've tried modifying it with strategically grown facial hair but there's only so much that can be done without taking a scalpel to it. and i too would like to gain a couple of inches in height.

psychologically? i'd like to do away with my paranoia and increase my self-esteem. then i won't keep making myself depressed. oh, and i'd fix my work ethic/capacity for enthusiasm.

i'm gunna have to stop now before i start describing a whole new person. :rolleyes: :D

Asian flush? Now for some reason, that just sounds cute. :P
Perhaps you know it as Asian glow? I turn red after having just a little bit of alcohol.

And, yeah. "Cute." That's what everyone else says. Me, I just find it annoying. :p

I'm not sure there's anything I'd really like to change about myself in terms of physical or personality. In terms of situation, I wouldn't mind finding a full-time job I can stay with for a couple of years until I go off to uni, that I enjoy enough, and that I'd qualify for (i know, impossible); I'd like to own a helicopter; more sex would be nice, and so on. But I suppose I can achieve all of those things without changing my personality or physical appearance (the helicopter may require a few years though).

I wish I was more social, thinner, and had hair that I could acutally style.

Perhaps you know it as Asian glow? I turn red after having just a little bit of alcohol.

And, yeah. "Cute." That's what everyone else says. Me, I just find it annoying. :p


Aww that is cute :D...But then again its you...whats not cute about you!:D

Simply, I would like to like myself and accept how I am. It doesn't seem possible at the moment.

Aww that is cute :D...But then again its you...whats not cute about you!:D
Flatterer. :p

I want to be able to turn into a wolf!

Alternatively, better teeth.

I want to be able to turn into a wolf!

Alternatively, better teeth.

*bites Dinaverg*

... oh wait, did you mean 'turn into a wolf at will?'

Curly Hair, White Teeth... I could acheive that.. But I'm just too lazy. :D

What would you like changed, if anything, about yourself, whether physical or personality wise?

I think I'd go for being about 2 or 3 inches taller, a bit darker in my complection, and have a sexy latin lover accent. :D

much less fat. more sure of myself. happier.

No clinical depression. That's the only thing I'd ever change.

yep. me too.

*bites Dinaverg*

... oh wait, did you mean 'turn into a wolf at will?'

Yeah, at will would be nice.

About 2 inches shorter, with hair that was less heavy and kinked.

In regard to presonality, probably an ability to remain reasonable and compassionate when I have less than 8 hours sleep, more innate confidence, and less acerbic at times.

My nose is quite big, my teeth are a bit wonky, I'm hellish skinny and I'm not very confident. Having said that, I can't imagine changing anything about me - they are all part of who I am. I have real difficulty even imagining myself any different - it just does not compute. One of those things, I guess. Least I won't have to pay for surgery...

Yeah, at will would be nice.

well, just will really strongly to turn into a wolf at the full moon, and eschew willing that at other times....

i'd like to loose about 40 pounds...

And being generally attractive would help too.

It would be far more succinct were I to list the things I wouldn't change.:p

:rolleyes: The Same that doesn't want you to inhale dust and other small particles.Right. To avoid breathing dust, I'll have to look like fucking Cousin It from the nostrils down. Makes so much sense now, thanks a lot for explaining that.

Know what? I'd rather breathe dust than baby birds & whatever else nests in the shit. Why can't there be some sort of compromise? For example me having nosehair that doesn't grow longer than my nose. Or just my arms, if nosehair of a useful length is too complicated.

I'd like to lose about 25 pounds of body fat (so I can gain it all back).
Perhaps an inch or two taller would be nice.
Possibly my sex, but I'm not sure.
Oh, that nose hair thing, too.
Oh, and I'd like to be sure I'll have a full head of hair until I'm at least 80.

Possibly my sex, but I'm not sure.

I considering being a girl, until I realize I'd be a black girl. That sucks. I'd wanna be an Asian girl if I were to be one.

I'd take about 15 pounds of pudge off.

I considering being a girl, until I realize I'd be a black girl. That sucks. I'd wanna be an Asian girl if I were to be one.Bwha? :confused:

Bwha? :confused:

It's quite simple really. I'm black, so if I became a girl, I'd be a black girl. I would prefer to be an Asian girl. Just cuz.

It's quite simple really. I'm black, so if I became a girl, I'd be a black girl.
Well, yes, I got that part. :p

I would prefer to be an Asian girl. Just cuz.
This is the bit that confused me. Is is really "just cuz" or is there an actual reason behind it? I'm curious now.

I considering being a girl, until I realize I'd be a black girl. That sucks. I'd wanna be an Asian girl if I were to be one.

Black girls are hot. But good call on Asian. Go for like Filipino :D

This is the bit that confused me. Is is really "just cuz" or is there an actual reason behind it? I'm curious now.

If there is, I don't know it. It's just that, when I imagine myself as a girl, I see an Asian girl, until I realise "Oh wait, I'm black."

This is the bit that confused me. Is is really "just cuz" or is there an actual reason behind it? I'm curious now.

It's obviously because we're so much smarter, more attractive, happier, make more money, and modest to boot.

In all seriousness, I have no idea either.

Hmm. Well, personality-wise, I'd love to be more confident and less of a doormat. Physically, I'd love to make some of the scars I have from when I had bad acne as a teenager disappear - even though I'm rationally aware that they're insignificant enough that I'm pretty much the only one who notices them at all, I hate the damn things with a passion.

And, heck, as long as we're talking hypothetical changes, I wouldn't mind reshaping my nose a bit while magically leaving my voice completely unaltered. That'd be cool.

Right. To avoid breathing dust, I'll have to look like fucking Cousin It from the nostrils down. Makes so much sense now, thanks a lot for explaining that.
Oh, you're more than welcome. (I don't like the tone portrayed in your post)
Know what? I'd rather breathe dust than baby birds & whatever else nests in the shit. Why can't there be some sort of compromise? For example me having nosehair that doesn't grow longer than my nose. Or just my arms, if nosehair of a useful length is too complicated.
http://www.funkypancake.com/blog/stuff3/2006/07/DSC00735-thumb.jpg

Here. You can use my genuine nose-hair-remover-system, the yellow NHRS.

I would get rid of my acne, be a few inches taller, plus a few more pounds.

smaller hips, smaller breasts, curly hair, longer eyelashes, and better teeth.

also, I would like to co-opt Cabra's idea of being a dress size smaller, all the clothes that are at the store that I want are a size too small. :(

taller

Why is it that y'all want to be taller?

I'm 5'8" and while yes, I could be taller - I don't really see why that'd be so much better?!?

"I wish I was a little bit taller..." (stupid song)

Why is it that y'all want to be taller?

I'm 5'8" and while yes, I could be taller - I don't really see why that'd be so much better?!?

"I wish I was a little bit taller..." (stupid song)

i only want to be 6cm taller , so i be 190cm tall and not 184cm tall that im now

I would like to change the following things about myself

1. Sex (male=rubbish)
2. Weight (less of a lardass, please)
3. Accent (I'm too posh sounding, apparently)
4. Personality- remove paranoia, neuroticism, add charisma, keep lightning wit ;)
5. My tendency to reduce any question, however interesting, to a boring five-point list.

i only want to be 6cm taller , so i be 190cm tall and not 184cm tall that im now
My ID says I'm 5'9". (Including shoes :p)

It's annoying to be surrounded by tall people. Strains my neck.

What would you like changed, if anything, about yourself, whether physical or personality wise?

I think I'd go for being about 2 or 3 inches taller, a bit darker in my complection, and have a sexy latin lover accent. :D

Oh, several things:

1. Vastly increased metabolism. If I'm going to keep eating the way I do, I should be able to process it better.

2. Loss of fat, replaced with slim, athletic figure. I say slim athletic because I'd hate to be muscle-bound. I'm going more for a speedy runner/dancer/gymnist type look.

3. No facial hair. Ever. Again. I hate facial hair. I hate it so much.

4. Lack of any emotional immaturity. I still have a bit of a problem with that.

But other than that I'd be okay.

My ID says I'm 5'9". (Including shoes :p)

It's annoying to be surrounded by tall people. Strains my neck.

but we can see over you an see whats going on

My ID says I'm 5'9". (Including shoes :p)

It's annoying to be surrounded by tall people. Strains my neck.

But if all you people get tall, how will us normally tall people find each other like we do now

My ID says I'm 5'9". (Including shoes :p)

It's annoying to be surrounded by tall people. Strains my neck.

oh, hush. My ID says I am 5ft 3inches, and if I remember correctly I was wearing heels that day.

My husband is over a foot taller than me......think about that for a minute.....no, wait.......stop.....seriously........STOP!!!!!

now, then..... what were we saying?

oh, yeah.....I am woefully short. :(

but we can see over you an see whats going on
Loss of hair, that's what's going on.

Loss of hair, that's what's going on.

now thats just a pain

But if all you people get tall, how will us normally tall people find each other like we do now
You quote me and refer to tall people? Interesting!
oh, hush. My ID says I am 5ft 3inches, and if I remember correctly I was wearing heels that day.

My husband is over a foot taller than me......think about that for a minute.....no, wait.......stop.....seriously........STOP!!!!!
Too late!
now, then..... what were we saying?
I don't know. I've got this image in my head now...
oh, yeah.....I am woefully short. :(
The who with the what?
*tries to erase image*
*fails miserably*
:fluffle:

oh, hush. My ID says I am 5ft 3inches, and if I remember correctly I was wearing heels that day.

My husband is over a foot taller than me......think about that for a minute.....no, wait.......stop.....seriously........STOP!!!!!

now, then..... what were we saying?

oh, yeah.....I am woefully short. :(

thats what the teenage that live here says too when standing next to me, top of her head in line with my shoulders that me with shoes on and she got shoes on

now thats just a pain
For you tall people to see.

I know that I'll be looking like http://jerome.galica.free.fr/cinetv/startrek/TNG-Cap%20Picard%2002-RAR.gif very soon... (which, honestly, I don't really mind all that much!)

Curly Hair, White Teeth... I could acheive that.. But I'm just too lazy. :D
Lazy=win, effort=lose.
It's quite simple really. I'm black, so if I became a girl, I'd be a black girl. I would prefer to be an Asian girl. Just cuz.
Do a Michael Jackson, he went from a black man to a white woman, and so can you.
Oh, you're more than welcome. (I don't like the tone portrayed in your post)

http://www.funkypancake.com/blog/stuff3/2006/07/DSC00735-thumb.jpg

Here. You can use my genuine nose-hair-remover-system, the yellow NHRS.
For more long lasting results, stick a red hot poker up your nose, scaring it and preventing hair from growing again.
This may cause massive amounts of pain
smaller hips, smaller breasts, curly hair, longer eyelashes, and better teeth.

also, I would like to co-opt Cabra's idea of being a dress size smaller, all the clothes that are at the store that I want are a size too small. :(
Heresy!
Why is it that y'all want to be taller?

I'm 5'8" and while yes, I could be taller - I don't really see why that'd be so much better?!?

"I wish I was a little bit taller..." (stupid song)

Once you get to 6' everything changes. You little people wouldn't understand.

Once you get to 6' everything changes. You little people wouldn't understand.

So very true. *nods*

For you tall people to see.

I know that I'll be looking like http://jerome.galica.free.fr/cinetv/startrek/TNG-Cap%20Picard%2002-RAR.gif very soon... (which, honestly, I don't really mind all that much!)

move your ship off my lawn :p