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The world is plagued with problems these days. War, famine, drugs, terrorism, spider monkeys with flame throwers. You name it, it's threatening us. What do you think the greatest threat to our society is? And, how can we solve it? Some spout that homosexuals are ruining society while others think terrorists will destroy the Earth. Thoughts? Comments? Please, what do you think?

My top list of threats:

1) Love
2) People who are ''Happy''
3) Ignorant Knuckle-Draggers
4) Politicians
5) Sleep deprived and vengeful Italian truck drivers

Super AIDS and the Spider-mosquitos that spread it.

Someone who looms over the ''Red Button" with an eager stare and a finger that draws ever closer to it.

Bears.

/Colbert

Baked Beans

Some more:

"The Man''
International Art Thieves
Bananas
The ever growing rift between rich and poor in certain nations
People who take religion WAY too seriously
Computers
Day-time TV judges
Rednecks
Chinese restaraunts
Lawyers

I have two:

http://www.hjo3.net/orly/gal2/orly_dr_evil.gif

Ya Rly! Dr Evil and his sharks with frickin laser beams on their heads!

and

http://deadnancy.com/blog/images/zombie_jesus.jpg

Zombie Jesus!

The internet. Obviously. Sure you can only get porn, webcomics and openoffice for free on the internet currently, but soon you'll be able to get everything... except food. So because everybody is getting stuff for free they won't be paid, because everything's on a not-for-profit basis. But the farmers will still be charging for their delicious brocolli and their tasty rump steaks. Hence the whole world - who are now all internet addicts - will die from starvation as the food cartel refuses to provide food for free. Then the farmers all die out as there is no one to maintain the internet, make porn or masturbate over a webcam. So the farmers all go blue-ball-crazy and start shagging sheep. The sheep get together with the cows and pigs and faster than you can 'wham-bam-strawberry-jam' the prols do an Animal Farm and revolt and otherthrow their human overlords. Thus humanity becomes extinct.

On lonely nights, the Italian sheep herders dabble in inter-species erotica.

The world is plagued with problems these days. War, famine, drugs, terrorism, spider monkeys with flame throwers. You name it, it's threatening us. What do you think the greatest threat to our society is? And, how can we solve it? Some spout that homosexuals are ruining society while others think terrorists will destroy the Earth. Thoughts? Comments? Please, what do you think?

My top list of threats:

1) Love
2) People who are ''Happy''
3) Ignorant Knuckle-Draggers
4) Politicians
5) Sleep deprived and vengeful Italian truck drivers

Someone who looms over the ''Red Button" with an eager stare and a finger that draws ever closer to it.

Some more:

"The Man''
International Art Thieves
Bananas
The ever growing rift between rich and poor in certain nations
People who take religion WAY too seriously
Computers
Day-time TV judges
Rednecks
Chinese restaraunts
Lawyers

How long have you been on duty?

:p

The internet. Obviously. Sure you can only get porn, webcomics and openoffice for free on the internet currently, but soon you'll be able to get everything... except food. So because everybody is getting stuff for free they won't be paid, because everything's on a not-for-profit basis. But the farmers will still be charging for their delicious brocolli and their tasty rump steaks. Hence the whole world - who are now all internet addicts - will die from starvation as the food cartel refuses to provide food for free. Then the farmers all die out as there is no one to maintain the internet, make porn or masturbate over a webcam. So the farmers all go blue-ball-crazy and start shagging sheep. The sheep get together with the cows and pigs and faster than you can 'wham-bam-strawberry-jam' the prols do an Animal Farm and revolt and otherthrow their human overlords. Thus humanity becomes extinct.

And it will all start here...
(http://youtube.com/watch?v=sMp8mSRiHow)

I just finished up a three day set at 12+ hours each day on the job and haven;t gotten much sleep.

And what's wrong with Chinese restaurants, eh? :mad:

And what's wrong with Chinese restaurants, eh? :mad:

While I was on post we discussed THE CHINESE CONNECTION:

Chinese restaurants are actually cover for Chinese ''sleeper'' cells who have infiltrated the U.S. They collect information and intelligence and sending money back to China to fund the CHINESE COMMUNIST CONSPIRACY!!! Finally, their plot has been uncovered, all the dots have been connected on their ingenius and sinister plan. They lure us in with their tasty food and ''fortune cookies''. The money we pay them for food and tips is laundered back to China where they use the money to improve their military and technological juggernauts. We also have reason to believe that they put trace amounts of mind control syrum in their food to keep us coming back for more. Their agenda is now clear and they are a grave danger to freedom loving people across the globe!!!

And it will all start here...
(http://youtube.com/watch?v=sMp8mSRiHow)Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy... this has to be for real, and I will have to go see it. Parody and satire = <3

While I was on post we discussed THE CHINESE CONNECTION:

Chinese restaurants are actually cover for Chinese ''sleeper'' cells who have infiltrated the U.S. They collect information and intelligence and sending money back to China to fund the CHINESE COMMUNIST CONSPIRACY!!! Finally, their plot has been uncovered, all the dots have been connected on their ingenius and sinister plan. They lure us in with their tasty food and ''fortune cookies''. The money we pay them for food and tips is laundered back to China where they use the money to improve their military and technological juggernauts. We also have reason to believe that they put trace amounts of mind control syrum in their food to keep us coming back for more. Their agenda is now clear and they are a grave danger to freedom loving people across the globe!!!

But they have potstickers and mu-shu pork. Mmmm...potstickers...

That's what I'm taling about! You can't resist their food. It's a sinister plot that extends throughout the U.S. and the world!

Fake Mexican food is the biggest threat to the world today.

::Looks at "Los Dos Amigos" restaurant across street and feels a single tear roll down her cheek::

Zombie Jesus!

That's tautologous.

Define threats to the world. You mean planet destroying, or just humanity killing?

Biggest threat to the world:

Weekend hippies.

God, I hate them. The sort of people that go to the Big Green Gathering or the Kingston Green Fair and swan about the place in their tie-dyed clothing, honking on and on about renewable power and respecting the environment and 'earth energy' and Christ alone knows what else. Then they drive off home in their 4x4 muppetmobiles, leaving the litter from their tofu and lentil picnic lying around on the grass for someone else to deal with.

They must die.

The vast majority of news media outlets, who are now more concerned with hype than relevant news.

The notable exception being NPR.

Xenophobia and anti-immigration radical right-wing movements, "people's parties" and those types.

They come from within our societies and have the political potential to do real and lasting damage not only to people, but also to society in general.

And what's wrong with Chinese restaurants, eh? :mad:
http://www.spiegel.de/international/0,1518,464341,00.html
Three men and three women have been found shot dead in a Chinese restaurant in a small town in northern Germany. Police don't know if it was a robbery, a mafia-related attack or a family dispute. The only two witnesses can't help: One of them is in critical condition in hospital, the other is the two-year-old child of the dead owners.

:eek:

The world is plagued with problems these days. War, famine, drugs, terrorism, spider monkeys with flame throwers. You name it, it's threatening us. What do you think the greatest threat to our society is? And, how can we solve it? Some spout that homosexuals are ruining society while others think terrorists will destroy the Earth. Thoughts? Comments? Please, what do you think?

My top list of threats:

1) Love
2) People who are ''Happy''
3) Ignorant Knuckle-Draggers
4) Politicians
5) Sleep deprived and vengeful Italian truck drivers

1)The weak minded (http://z4.invisionfree.com/Time_for_Nintendo/index.php?showtopic=364&st=30&#last)

2) Radicals

3) Capitolism and Communism

4) Pollution

5) Selfishness

Oprah...the source of true evil

Someone who looms over the ''Red Button" with an eager stare and a finger that draws ever closer to it.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/taxi16.jpg

___How do you know how I feel?

1. Hollywood.
2. Homosexuals.
3. Heterosexuals.
4. The Dark Side of the Force.
5. Cheetos.
6. Ford.
7. DFI's half-price and interest free special offers.
8. Jeremy Clarkson.
9. Pizza Hut.
10. Women.

People like the taxi driver will save the world.

Women are a threat but LOVE is even worse!

Oh yeah: Wal-Mart

*shutters at the very name*

Man-Bear-Pig

Women are a threat but LOVE is even worse!

Oh yeah: Wal-Mart

*shutters at the very name*

Women invented love as part of an evil ploy to trap us men in monogamous relationships, and to make us buy them diamonds and crisps and suchlike!

Man-Bear-Pig

Luckily Al Gore's rasing Man-Bear-Pig awarness. It's a super serial threat!

9. Pizza Hut.Do you mean Pizza Hut, or Pizza the Hutt?
http://www.ebaymatchups.com/photos/matchups/kinghippoisfat_1828_-_1328295823_8ab40d6ee80f4be3c99c71d0f5d1f9e5_frame.jpg

Xenophobia and anti-immigration radical right-wing movements, "people's parties" and those types.

They come from within our societies and have the political potential to do real and lasting damage not only to people, but also to society in general.Add corporatism & religion, and I can only agree.

Somewhere there is a twinkie company truck driver with a grudge against society.

Rock 'n Roll...damn Elvis and his gyrating hips.

Do you mean Pizza Hut, or Pizza the Hutt?
http://www.ebaymatchups.com/photos/matchups/kinghippoisfat_1828_-_1328295823_8ab40d6ee80f4be3c99c71d0f5d1f9e5_frame.jpg

Awww... couldn't you just eat him up?!

angel delight

Awww... couldn't you just eat him up?!Maybe... but I just love that film.

'What's the matter Colonel Sandurz, chicken?'

People like the taxi driver will save the world.
He might.

I wouldn't. This planet, maybe. But not the people. http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/evil.gif

Mega Maid!!:eek:

She's gone from suck to blow!

Breast implants...unholy creations and another weapon women use against men.

phallic balloons

Cows. Cows will get us all in the end, mark my words.

Science
Liberals
"Free Thinking"
Homosexuals
Democrats
Common Sense

The Ghost of Abraham Lincoln is another big one.

Cows. Cows will get us all in the end, mark my words.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkHCDkYkYnk

Loud arrogant drunk American sailors are another threat.

And number 6 on the threat down: Bears!

The world is plagued with problems these days. War, famine, drugs, terrorism, spider monkeys with flame throwers. You name it, it's threatening us. What do you think the greatest threat to our society is? And, how can we solve it? Some spout that homosexuals are ruining society while others think terrorists will destroy the Earth. Thoughts? Comments? Please, what do you think?

My top list of threats:

1) Love
2) People who are ''Happy''
3) Ignorant Knuckle-Draggers
4) Politicians
5) Sleep deprived and vengeful Italian truck drivers

My list:

Christian fundies
Muslim fundies
President Bush
Ignorant bastards
Serial killers

Yeah! 1000 POSTS! W00t!

My title now says 'Pimp'. People call me that a lot IRL, even though I've never had a date. Weird.

We salute you, never been on a date guy! Don't bother, women are evil and love is a trap.

matching socks. they're just so unnatural. challenging the laws of the universe in such a way is just asking for disaster.

The universe.

I'd say too much ass to mouth,

yuk.

The F12 key on your keyboard
Hash Brownies
Cats
Rednecks
The pebble that gets in your shoe when you're walking

Boston.

The greatest danger to the World is the World itself. Every doomsday theory, no matter how bizarre, involves the World at some level, and, from this, we can deduce two things: (1) the World is plainly suicidal, and (2) it's determined to take the lot of us with it.

The greatest danger to the World is the World itself. Every doomsday theory, no matter how bizarre, involves the World at some level, and, from this, we can deduce two things: (1) the World is plainly suicidal, and (2) it's determined to take the lot of us with it.

Shit. I keep all my stuff there. :(

I have two:

http://www.hjo3.net/orly/gal2/orly_dr_evil.gif

Ya Rly! Dr Evil and his sharks with frickin laser beams on their heads!
UPI
and

http://deadnancy.com/blog/images/zombie_jesus.jpg

Zombie Jesus!
Lunatic Goofballs

How about guitar amps that you can dial up to 11?

How about guitar amps that you can dial up to 11?
*secretly builds one you can dial up to 212* (Just to make sure)

Hippies are a serious threat.

*secretly builds one you can dial up to 212* (Just to make sure)

*Levels world playing california uber allles*

Divison by zero.

Me :cool:


Oh you do NOT want to vote me into power :gundge:

Weaponized Squirrels.

Why won't anyone believe me when I say it's fake mexican food. You just can't make tamales with Crisco!!!!!!

::Shakes fist::

Why won't anyone believe me when I say it's fake mexican food. You just can't make tamales with Crisco!!!!!!

::Shakes fist::

it's got nothing on fake english food. give an english muffin an inch and they'll engulf the world in their non-english crapness!

it's got nothing on fake english food. give an english muffin an inch and they'll engulf the world in their non-english crapness!

You think the english muffin is bad, just look at what the rest of the world did with the taco.

Weaponized Squirrels.

Worse. Mechanized Squirrels with gatling guns for paws.

Lunatic Goofballs. :)

Well, that goes without saying.

Darknovae, do you eat pancakes?

Lunatic Goofballs. :)

Lunatic Goofballs. :)

In High School, I was voted 'Most Likely to Destroy The Earth by Accident'

*chuckles* Yeah. Accident. ;)

Religious fundamentalists.

:headbang:

Sharks with laaasers on their heads.