How do I make myself gay? :-)
Multiland
08-02-2007, 20:43
Gay guys: are often surrounded by women. Find out intimate things about women. Can get away with flirting with loads of women at the same time. Are often allowed to touch women's breasts. So how do I force myself to like men? :D
Cabra West
08-02-2007, 20:45
Gay guys: are often surrounded by women. Find out intimate things about women. Can get away with flirting with loads of women at the same time. Are often allowed to touch women's breasts. So how do I force myself to like men? :D
Flirt with them. And let them take you out to dinner. And make out in the cinema afterwards.
Cluichstan
08-02-2007, 20:46
This is quite possibly the most ignorant thread I've seen on NSG in my year and a half here.
And that's saying a lot.
diaf
"A blowjob is a blowjob, if you're getting one. If you're giving one it's a bit different, but it's like Rule One of sex: a person can do anything for ten minutes if they don't breath in."
Morganatron
08-02-2007, 20:47
"Oh I wish I was queer so I could get chicks..."
Heh. (http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/bloodhoundgang/iwishiwasqueersoicouldgetchicks.html)
Cluichstan
08-02-2007, 20:48
"A blowjob is a blowjob, if you're getting one. If you're giving one it's a bit different, but it's like Rule One of sex: a person can do anything for ten minutes if they don't breath in."
You truly frighten me. :p
Farnhamia
08-02-2007, 20:48
This is quite possibly the most ignorant thread I've seen on NSG in my year and a half here.
And that's saying a lot.
diaf
Pretty much. All I had was ... :rolleyes:
Lots of Ants
08-02-2007, 20:50
You could always try the approach of being a sensible young man with a good head on his shoulders that seeks purity and marries a beautiful woman you met at your church who is like minded with you and live happily ever after. Just a suggestion I guess.
Cluichstan
08-02-2007, 20:51
Pretty much. All I had was ... :rolleyes:
Gotta use "diaf" as the icing on post like that, though. ;)
Cabra West
08-02-2007, 20:51
You could always try the approach of being a sensible young man with a good head on his shoulders that seeks purity and marries a beautiful woman you met at your church who is like minded with you and live happily ever after. Just a suggestion I guess.
http://www.reloaded.org/forum/style_emoticons/default/hysterical.gif
Then again, I hear churches are good plaes to meet cute gays before they come out of the closet ;)
Ashmoria
08-02-2007, 20:52
you need to broaden your analysis.
sure gay guys get to hang out with women, see them half dressed, help them adust their pushup bras. but they arent allowed to enjoy these things
and more to the point, they arent allowed to fuck them
if you want limitless cheap sex, learn to play rock guitar, form a band and become your generation's mick jagger. that guy is ugly as sin and has had more women than you have laid eyes on.
Why would you want to be gay to be around women? That seems kind of counterproductive...
Multiland
08-02-2007, 20:54
This is quite possibly the most ignorant thread I've seen on NSG in my year and a half here.
And that's saying a lot.
diaf
It was a joke. Lighten up. I know sexuality is in-built and not a choice. Not everyone who isn't gay is trying to attack your sexuality you know?
Cluichstan
08-02-2007, 20:55
sure gay guys get to hang out with women, see them half dressed, help them adust their pushup bras.
I've done all of that with female friends, and I'm not gay...
Farnhamia
08-02-2007, 20:55
It was a joke. Lighten up. I know sexuality is in-built and not a choice.
Oh, a joke, was it? Not funny.
Arthais101
08-02-2007, 20:55
The reason gay guys get away with that is because women know they're not going to use that to try and get into their pants.
Even if you could "make yourself gay" you would suddenly stop deriving a whole of pleasure at the thought of touching a woman's breast. Unless you mean PRETEND to be gay to take advantage of that, which will end in a quite horrible fashion the minute you try to actually sleep with them and they find out you're not gay and have been pretending to be so you could get them into bed.
Your plan is slightly flawed.
Dempublicents1
08-02-2007, 20:58
How do I make myself gay?
Visit the gay agenda headquarters in San Francisco. The exact location is a secret, and you will have to find it out for yourself. After rigorous testing and a complicated application process, the gay overlords will determine whether or not you are fit to be among them. Undergo a six-month training program and don the requisite uniform, and you'll start to like men.
Good luck, soldier.
Multiland
08-02-2007, 20:58
Oh, a joke, was it? Not funny.
Some jokes aren't. The chicken one comes to mind.
Lots of Ants
08-02-2007, 20:59
http://www.reloaded.org/forum/style_emoticons/default/hysterical.gif
Then again, I hear churches are good plaes to meet cute gays before they come out of the closet ;)
Well, evidently there are those also, but I'm not really sure the author of this thread would be happy with that. Then again . . . ???
The Jade Star
08-02-2007, 21:01
How to make yourself gay?
Its simple.
Every time you see a woman, tazer yourself. Preferably in the crotch, but if your a wuss you can do it elsewhere.
Within a week you'll be gay. Or have so much nerve damage it wont matter.