NationStates Jolt Archive


well, that explains everything.....

Smunkeeville
08-02-2007, 05:27
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4468884.stm

I wonder how many beers it would take to fool hubby... [/self deprecation]

so, you guys (or girls) ever notice the "beer goggle" effect?
NERVUN
08-02-2007, 05:30
Only from stories as I am bright enough not to get into situations where it would come into play.
Similization
08-02-2007, 05:33
Only from stories as I am bright enough not to get into situations where it would come into play.You're serving life in prison?
NERVUN
08-02-2007, 05:34
You're serving life in prison?
Nope, just never really drink (Never in bars) and I've only gotten drunk once in my life.
Rhaomi
08-02-2007, 05:41
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41057000/jpg/_41057834_equation203.jpg

LOL... how can they reduce something as subjective as beauty into a mathematical equation?

EDIT: Speaking of which...

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/useless.jpg

I heart xkcd (http://xkcd.com/).
Poliwanacraca
08-02-2007, 05:52
If that's not a future IgNobel winner, I don't know what is. :)
Neo Undelia
08-02-2007, 05:53
Nope, just never really drink (Never in bars) and I've only gotten drunk once in my life.
You sound boring. :)
Sarkhaan
08-02-2007, 05:56
It's a bad bad thing. *shudders*
Soviestan
08-02-2007, 06:09
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4468884.stm

I wonder how many beers it would take to fool hubby... [/self deprecation]

so, you guys (or girls) ever notice the "beer goggle" effect?

I've had the beer goggle effect a couple times, though not to the point where I regretted anything too much. I did propose to a girl once though.
Soyut
08-02-2007, 06:26
Beer goggles exist, but I have never done anything sexual while drunk, fearing I might regret it later.
Domici
08-02-2007, 06:33
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4468884.stm

I wonder how many beers it would take to fool hubby... [/self deprecation]

so, you guys (or girls) ever notice the "beer goggle" effect?

No. Though on one drunken occaision I found myself thinking, "alcohol is supposed to lower my inhibitions, so why don't I have the heart to tell this total stranger that she's fat and ugly and I don't want to have sex with her?"
Anti-Social Darwinism
08-02-2007, 06:37
Long-Island Iced Tea goggles, maybe, when I was younger. Now I usually fall asleep before the effect kicks in.
NERVUN
08-02-2007, 07:02
You sound boring. :)
Possibly, but many people have told me I'm weird enough WITHOUT adding in alcohol. ;)
Demented Hamsters
08-02-2007, 07:19
Reminds me of this maths joke:
We all know that to woo a girl requires time and money:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/c/2/e/c2ee69279e3bd80a623b35cc7f676a15.png
And we all know that "Time is money":
http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/7/7/9/7791bb9bf4586ede7b8e357d36c6b4b1.png
Which means girls are money squared:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/9/e/6/9e6c1f16aac8b71214935843a20b500d.png
Yet the Bible tells us that "Money is the root of all evil":
http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/8/a/a/8aaaedb374d3228670286c53883a23a3.png
Thus and so, girls are evil:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/d/5/7/d57807bbd59bbf13681f305b4f4d5112.png