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Bold means projected winner. A bold seat means a winner has been determined.

Colorado
Kyronea-4
Anti-Social Darwinism-0
England
Pure Metal-6
Rhursbourg-0
Georgia
Vittos the City Sacker-4
The Lone Alliance-2
New Jersey
Sel Appa-5
DCD(nominated)-3
Luporum-0
Ohio
Kormanthor-1 (conceded)
Andaluciae-4
Toronto
Kryozerkia-5
Farflorin-0 (disqualified)


Finally! :D

Cast one vote per seat, so 5 votes!
Voting ends on Valentine's Day at about 2200GMT!

Original Thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=516266)

Colorado-Kyronea
England-Pure Metal
Georgia-The Lone Alliance
New Jersey-Sel Appa
Ohio-Andaluciae
Toronto-Kryozerkia

Btw, I nominate myself as head of the Congressional Budget Office and as NS General Trade Representative.

I vote for Andaluciae for Ohio and the others are undecided.

England - Pure Metal
Georgia - The Lone Alliance
New Jersey - Sel Appa
Ohio - Kormanthor

I'm not sure about the rest.

Btw, I nominate myself as head of the Congressional Budget Office and as NS General Trade Representative.

I vote for Andaluciae for Ohio and the others are undecided.

nomanitions are over.

BTW, this is called the NSG senate, not the nsg congress.

As a Senator, do I still get to vote?

nomanitions are over.

BTW, this is called the NSG senate, not the nsg congress.

I'm pretty sure I nominated myself in the old thread. And the CBO is just a term; it could be the SBO if we really wanted it to be,

Kryozerkia for toronto.
Swilatia for Poland. (i already have the position though)

abstain for all other areas.

I'm pretty sure I nominated myself in the old thread. And the CBO is just a term; it could be the SBO if we really wanted it to be,

well, we don't really need a budget office. nothing to spend money on here.

As a Senator, do I still get to vote?

of course. look up, and ypu will see that I voted, even though i'm a senator.

As a Senator, do I still get to vote?

Absolutely! Didn't I vote? :)

Tabulated to here.

well, we don't really need a budget office. nothing to spend money on here.

I just wanted the titles of Trade Representative and Director of the CBO.

I just wanted the titles of Trade Representative and Director of the CBO.

Later...

(Timewarp!)

Colorado: Kyronea
England: Pure Metal
Georgia: Vittos the City Sacker
New Jersey: DCD
Ohio: Andaluciae
Toronto: Kryozerkia

Colorado: Kyronea
England: Pure Metal
Georgia: Vittos the City Sacker
New Jersey: Sel Appa
Ohio: Andaluciae :D
Toronto: Kryozerkia

:D

Colorado: Kyronea
England: Pure Metal
Georgia: Vittos the City Sacker
New Jersey: Sel Appa
Ohio: Andaluciae
Toronto: Kryozerkia

Yayz! *tabulates to here*

I just wanted the titles of Trade Representative and Director of the CBO.
well, we'll talk about that later. once every position has a senator, we might vote on it.

bump, because we must stop iffreann's mad quest for power.

The Californian Empire refuses to participate in, or to recognize any legitimate authority of, the NS General Senate!

bump, because we must stop iffreann's mad quest for power.

Oh, do shut up. Has it occured to you that I'm the one who brought the subject of a merger up again anyway? Am I in a mad quest for power?

The Californian Empire refuses to participate in, or to recognize any legitimate authority of, the NS General Senate!

Good on you!
Um... You do recognise the Parliament, correct?

Ilaer

I concede to Andaluciae ... congrads. :cool:

I concede to Andaluciae ... congrads. :cool:

Accepted!

Andaluciae is the Senator from Ohio.

England: Pure Metal
New Jersey: DCD
Toronto: Kryozerkia

For now.

okay, now when do the votes end?

okay, now when do the votes end?

Wednesday

Wednesday

and THEN can we brand the New British Choose Your Imperial Pogo Stick Wisely (yes, they merged again) as terrorists?

goes of to from the Privvy Council

and THEN can we brand the New British Choose Your Imperial Pogo Stick Wisely (yes, they merged again) as terrorists?

ABSOLUTELY!

bump, because we must stop iffreann's mad quest for power.
Who should i vote for?

Good on you!
Um... You do recognise the Parliament, correct?


Only after me and my fellow revolutionaries storm and take it by force.

Only after me and my fellow revolutionaries storm and take it by force.

so you oppose the NBCYIPSWP too?

*sighs*
Well, we shall just have to tell the redcoats to be on full alert for any revolutionaries, shall we not?
A good old carbine'll sort you all out.

Ilaer

wait, wait, wait... let me get this right... a candidate in these elections is running the election... um... er... :eek:

I think y'all just anally raped the concept of free and fair elections. You even make despotic regimes that put up a farce of so called elections seem like the pinacle of freedom. At least they get someone else to count the votes... woah...

wait, wait, wait... let me get this right... a candidate in these elections is running the election... um... er... :eek:

I think y'all just anally raped the concept of free and fair elections. You even make despotic regimes that put up a farce of so called elections seem like the pinacle of freedom. At least they get someone else to count the votes... woah...

Yet another reason why this Senate is nonsense. At least the traditional NSG Parliament doesn't have this sort of nonsensical definition of freedom.

Ilaer

...what the? I thought this went nowhere and crashed. I had no idea I somehow swept the election in Colorado. :eek:

...thank you, voters, for the confidence you have instilled in me...I guess...

bump, because we must stop iffreann's mad quest for power.
You're just jealous because I have a bigger penis than you. Yes I am stooping to your level of childishness.
and THEN can we brand the New British Choose Your Imperial Pogo Stick Wisely (yes, they merged again) as terrorists?
See above.
ABSOLUTELY!
You too.
Who should i vote for?
Tut tut, Harlesy. You, of all people, should
vote MOBRA
Only after me and my fellow revolutionaries storm and take it by force.
You'll never get by our gunboats, wot!

The votes are all publicly displayed, so anyone can check my tabulations...

Only a few days left...voting ends whenever I get here on Wednesday(likely around 2200GMT).

Yet another reason why this Senate is nonsense. At least the traditional NSG Parliament doesn't have this sort of nonsensical definition of freedom.

Ilaer

the votes are publicly displayed, so we can see if it's fair. On the other hand, parlaiment elections might actually be rigged.

*sighs*
Well, we shall just have to tell the redcoats to be on full alert for any revolutionaries, shall we not?
A good old carbine'll sort you all out.

Ilaer

it will not be long until yet another course of action is taken against your crazy party. And it will be before the next election. Enjoy your last minutes of power.

The Californian Empire refuses to participate in, or to recognize any legitimate authority of, the NS General Senate!
I vote for:

Greater Trostia

As NS dictator for life!! :cool:

it will not be long until yet another course of action is taken against your crazy party. And it will be before the next election. Enjoy your last minutes of power.

I hate to be the one to tell you(actually that's a lie, I'm enjoying it quite a bit so far), but if you claim you're overthrowing parliament or something like that everyone will just ignore you.

I hate to be the one to tell you(actually that's a lie, I'm enjoying it quite a bit so far), but if you claim you're overthrowing parliament or something like that everyone will just ignore you.

I don't claim to be overthrowing it now. I claim to be making a plot to overthrow it.

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Bold means projected winner. A bold seat means a winner has been determined.


Finally! :D

Cast one vote per seat, so 6 votes!
Voting ends on Valentine's Day!

Original Thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=516266)

wow this seems to have totally passed me by since i nominated myself :eek: :p

cool beans though :)
would i actually have to do anything should i win? :P

wow this seems to have totally passed me by since i nominated myself :eek: :p

cool beans though :)
would i actually have to do anything should i win? :P

Er...not really. If you want to, you can. :)

For new jersey, I vote sel appa.

Er...not really. If you want to, you can. :)

nah :)

*kicks back with beer*

I concede to Andaluciae ... congrads. :cool:

Thank you :D

Ok... so it looks like I have zero votes, while I have five votes.

Congrats NS, you've just voted for the same person you gave no votes to!

Farflorin = Kryozerkia

This is actually very amusing. I can't believe no one tried to correct Sel Appa.

But, as it is the will of the voters I will sit as Kryozerkia.

So, no one likes my puppet? :p

Ok... so it looks like I have zero votes, while I have five votes.

Congrats NS, you've just voted for the same person you gave no votes to!

Farflorin = Kryozerkia

This is actually very amusing. I can't believe no one tried to correct Sel Appa.

But, as it is the will of the voters I will sit as Kryozerkia.

Who knew?

Farflorin is disqualified for being a puppet. Charges are pending against Kryozerkia for entering a puppet. The election has not yet been awarded to Kryozerkia.

so you oppose the NBCYIPSWP too?

Are they worthy of my opposition?

You'll never get by our gunboats, wot!

Yes we will! Because we have gunbots!

MECHA-PWNAGE!

I vote for:

Greater Trostia

As NS dictator for life!! :cool:

...Okay, I will spare you from the purges.
But you're not gonna get a seat in my royal council, commie. :p

Farflorin is disqualified for being a puppet. Charges are pending against Kryozerkia for entering a puppet. The election has not yet been awarded to Kryozerkia.

Charges should not be given, IMO, as if there was no puppet, he would still get the seat from being the only candidate. What charges should be used for is if someone tries to use puppets to get muliple seats.

Charges should not be given, IMO, as if there was no puppet, he would still get the seat from being the only candidate. What charges should be used for is if someone tries to use puppets to get muliple seats.

Which is why he will likely not be charged or convicted. ;)

Ok... so it looks like I have zero votes, while I have five votes.

Congrats NS, you've just voted for the same person you gave no votes to!

Farflorin = Kryozerkia

This is actually very amusing. I can't believe no one tried to correct Sel Appa.

But, as it is the will of the voters I will sit as Kryozerkia.
AHHA!!! I suspected it, but then I thought someone would point it out, but then no one did, and I thought I was going crazy....
Which is why he will likely not be charged or convicted. ;)

She (i think)

...Okay, I will spare you from the purges.
But you're not gonna get a seat in my royal council, commie. :p
I kinda fancy myself as one of those progressive socialists rather than a commie, and I was kinda supporting you to be one of those "benevolent" kinda dictators...... :D

I kinda fancy myself as one of those progressive socialists rather than a commie, and I was kinda supporting you to be one of those "benevolent" kinda dictators...... :D

I'm benevolent, it's why I'd be for a free market economic policy and a libertarian social policy!

But then again, it's kinda boring to have all the power and not use it. So it's either the above, or totalitarian dystopia. (Which you have to admit is fun.) I'll let my high council have some input, but first - TO ARMS! STORM THE SENATE!

Tut tut, Harlesy. You, of all people, should
vote MOBRA

Alas true, but the ballot seems to be lacking a candidate.:(

I don't claim to be overthrowing it now. I claim to be making a plot to overthrow it.
I mock your plot, and predict its failure.
Ok... so it looks like I have zero votes, while I have five votes.

Congrats NS, you've just voted for the same person you gave no votes to!

Farflorin = Kryozerkia

This is actually very amusing. I can't believe no one tried to correct Sel Appa.

But, as it is the will of the voters I will sit as Kryozerkia.

Which is why he will likely not be charged or convicted. ;)
I also mock your corrupt attempt at a Senate.
Alas true, but the ballot seems to be lacking a candidate.:(

Draw a mole on your ballot paper, they'll get the picture.

I have a little story to tell you all. A confession if you will.

I hadn't actually meant to enter with both Kryozerkia and Farflorin. In fact, I had only meant to use Kryozerkia, but, what happened was I had entered Kryozerkia, then later, I had decided I didn't want to post with this nation any more, and wanted to use a nation with a shorter name, so I posted with Farflorin. However, I was high at the time when I had posted in the candidate thread so I didn't notice until a little while later when I realised my mistake. Rather than correct it, I thought it would be amusing to run against myself in my own riding. Kind of like the time I declared war on myself with my puppet Kutou-koku. :)

I have a little story to tell you all. A confession if you will.

I hadn't actually meant to enter with both Kryozerkia and Farflorin. In fact, I had only meant to use Kryozerkia, but, what happened was I had entered Kryozerkia, then later, I had decided I didn't want to post with this nation any more, and wanted to use a nation with a shorter name, so I posted with Farflorin. However, I was high at the time when I had posted in the candidate thread so I didn't notice until a little while later when I realised my mistake. Rather than correct it, I thought it would be amusing to run against myself in my own riding. Kind of like the time I declared war on myself with my puppet Kutou-koku. :)
So really you are just another corrupt politician...... :(

So really you are just another corrupt politician...... :(

No, just confused as hell with my head caught in the clouds stoner who decided to run for office. ;)

No, just confused as hell with my head caught in the clouds stoner who decided to run for office. ;)

You should join NBCyIpsWP, we need people as high as you.

Given that the others have clearly won, I'm only naming the two still-contested seats:

Vittos the City Slacker

DCD

You should join NBCyIpsWP, we need people as high as you.

That acronym is too long for me to remember.

Vittos the City Slacker

You just made my day, and not with the vote.

You just made my day, and not with the vote.

Glad to hear it. Though the vote count hasn't been updated yet.

I mock your plot, and predict its failure.
do you even know anything about my plot?

And no, it has nothing to with Davy Jones's Locker.

That acronym is too long for me to remember.

good. and you should stay out of it.

I kinda fancy myself as one of those progressive socialists rather than a commie, and I was kinda supporting you to be one of those "benevolent" kinda dictators...... :D

You could join me when I take over Russia in about 10 years. I'll make you a Commissar or something. :)

Updated. Remeber kids, voting ends Valentine's Day at approximately 2200GMT. :)

You could join me when I take over Russia in about 10 years. I'll make you a Commissar or something. :)

Updated. Remeber kids, voting ends Valentine's Day at approximately 2200GMT. :)

I claim all of the votes Vittos the City Slacker gets.

I also claim the votes for Vittos the City Slicker, Vittos the City Sucker, Vittos the City Soccer, and the Lone Alliance.

EDIT: And I can't leave out Vittos the Tittie Smacker.

I vote for Vitos. Just plain Vitos.

I vote for Vitos. Just plain Vitos.

i think he's gonna claim those vote as well.

I mock your plot, and predict its failure.



I also mock your corrupt attempt at a Senate.


Draw a mole on your ballot paper, they'll get the picture.
I'll set up my own damn Senate, one that is fair and worthy of the name, that's what i'll do!

That acronym is too long for me to remember.
You don't need to remember it, just vote for it. :) We're offering all the weed(among other things) you could ever want.
do you even know anything about my plot?

And no, it has nothing to with Davy Jones's Locker.
I don't need to know, my mystical tea powered pre-cognitive abilities have allowed me to predict your failure in this and all attempts to destroy your former party.
I'll set up my own damn Senate, one that is fair and worthy of the name, that's what i'll do!

Will it have black jack and hookers?

Will it have black jack and hookers?
If the senate allows it, it'll probably allow canadians though...

I don't need to know, my mystical tea powered pre-cognitive abilities have allowed me to predict your failure in this and all attempts to destroy your former party.

Tea does not give you mystical powers.

Tea does not give you mystical powers.

It might not give you mystical powers.

It might not give you mystical powers.

Okay then, let's see if you actually haver them.

What is my plot against your party?

Okay then, let's see if you actually haver them.

What is my plot against your party?

As I already said, I don't know. The tea has simply told me that you will fail in all attempts to overthrow the NBCyIpsWP, wot.

As I already said, I don't know. The tea has simply told me that you will fail in all attempts to overthrow the NBCyIpsWP, wot.

let me guess, you're just saying i will fail, and can't really see the future.

let me guess, you're just saying i will fail, and can't really see the future.

Congratulations on finally getting it.

Congratulations on finally getting it.

Let's give him a round of applause!
*starts clapping and then collapses*
Ungh... Need... more... energy...
Must... drink... tea...

Ilaer

Congratulations on finally getting it.

so I guess that means I will actually manage to overthrow you.

4.5 hours left!

It's 15th now. Polls close, no?

Ah yes. The polls have closed. Please await official tabulation and posting of results.

Und the winners be:

Colorado
Kyronea
England
Pure Metal
Georgia
Vittos the City Sacker
New Jersey
Sel Appa
Ohio
Andaluciae
Toronto
Kryozerkia

Wot!

Und the winners be:

Colorado
Kyronea
England
Pure Metal
Georgia
Vittos the City Sacker
New Jersey
Sel Appa
Ohio
Andaluciae
Toronto
Kryozerkia

Wot!

Okay, now I wait for the first senate's thread, so we can discuss our course of action against the NBCYIPSWP.

Okay, now I wait for the first senate's thread, so we can discuss our course of action against the NBCYIPSWP.

Yayz! Coming straight up!

Yayz! Coming straight up!

Well, get on with it! :p

So now that you folks have been elected...what do you do...exactly?

The same as other politicians; lie, cheat, and try to make personal gain from our positions.

so I guess that means I will actually manage to overthrow you.
That doesn't follow at all.
Okay, now I wait for the first senate's thread, so we can discuss our course of action against the NBCYIPSWP.

I await said thread so I can point and laugh at an unofficial governing body as it fails in all attempts to overthrow the tea-fuelled might of the NBCyIpsWP.

it fails in all attempts to overthrow the tea-fuelled might of the NBCyIpsWP.
you are being overconfident, and that just makes it all easier.

you are being overconfident, and that just makes it all easier.

I am being realistic. There is nothing you can do to remove our seats in Parliament. And as I'm sure you're aware, we're campaigning to hold elections(which would be the only way to remove said seats from us), so if you went about it that way, you'd only be helping us. And if we don't do as well in the elections, well that's hardly overthrowing us, since we're the ones who want the elections.