NationStates Jolt Archive


Make Your Own "Real Men of Genius"

Satak
07-02-2007, 22:13
Do it:D
Heres Mine-Note the italicized text is that little voice in the background:p

Bud-Light presents: Real Men of Genius
Today we salute you Mr. Triggerhappy Nightwatchman guy
You hear a rustle in the bushes and you approach, guns drawn
What could it bea now?
You yell "freeze" and a squirrel pops out of the bushes
You plug him with three round and soon realize you've killed the wife of your children
Sex with a squirrel
So crack open an ice cold Bud-Light Sultan of Squirrel Killers, (at this point I cant think of a good ending)