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Ted Haggard goes Straight (http://home.bellsouth.net/s/editorial.dll?pnum=1&bfromind=2214&eeid=5123509&_sitecat=1522&dcatid=0&eetype=article&render=y&ac=2&ck=&ch=ne&rg=blsadstrgt&_lid=332&_lnm=todays+guide+news+national&ck=)

I guess you can draw your own conlusions. Mine have to do with him and his fishing partner camping in the Wyoming mountains.(Hint Hint)

Ted: It could always be like this Mike.
Mike: No It can't
Ted: Why not we could get a cabin together.
Mike: It wouldn't be right.
Ted: I wish I knew how to quit you!

Shouldn't it be Str8?

Also, I think someone addressed this in a previous thread. Link coming soon.

I, for one, am packing my shit and moving to the state of Ted Haggard!

How are the taxes there?

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=517208

Hah, bullshit.

Not even a serious attempt.

Haggard Now Completely Heterosexual

I fuckin' lol'd at that. I really wish that article was some kind of joke...

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=517208

Sorry I tried searching but it didn't come up.

Ce sera sera,,,

Yes it should be Str8. my bad.


BTW What do you think Voltaire whould have said if he had witness this?

BTW What do you think Voltaire whould have said if he had witness this?Same as everyone else: "Bwahahahaha!"

BTW the way Ted Haggard isn't the only or the first:

Paul Crouch (http://www.trinityfi.org/press/latimes06.html)

Bizarre that it was pretty much covered up.


Also in Atlanta: Bishop Earl Paulk (http://www.religionnewsblog.com/13430/sex-charges-cast-pall-on-bishop-paulk)--although that was with a woman and now new alligetions that he molested his grandaughter.
Part 1 of Fox 5 Atlanta investigation (http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail;jsessionid=419BF99B49F8918541A1F0E0CC6976CC?contentId=2282308&version=1&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=VSTY&pageId=1.1.1)
Part 2 (http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail;jsessionid=47EDE48DA7502058B454F8481CF8FA13?contentId=2294766&version=3&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=VSTY&pageId=1.1.1)

Wouldn't it be ironic if it was true, but the only way to cure gayness was to use freshly harvested fetal stem-cells. Fundies heads would explode.

Wouldn't it be ironic if it was true, but the only way to cure gayness was to use freshly harvested fetal stem-cells. Fundies heads would explode.
Reminds me of my idea to run genetic tests on fetuses for homosexuality. And offer abortions for the gay ones. Again, fundie head explosion rates would skyrocket.

Reminds me of my idea to run genetic tests on fetuses for homosexuality. And offer abortions for the gay ones. Again, fundie head explosion rates would skyrocket.

No no! You choose to be gay!

Waitaminnit...

Disgraced druggie pastor...claiming heterosexuality...indirectly suggesting homosexuality can be "cured"...going to go for his master's degree...wife is "okay" with everything?

By Bullshit 'o' Meter just hit 9.5

http://youtube.com/watch?v=k4Alg0juhr4

I lol'd. Teddy is about as straight as an s-hook.

Doesn't the title say State?

He can run. He can hide. But sooner or later, the Gay will find him. There's no escape from Gay. :)

Minister: Do you like the penis?
Haggard: *giggle* Noooo....
Minister: Tell me the truth.
Haggard: The truth about what?
Minister: Do you like penis?
Haggard: *giggle*