NationStates Jolt Archive


Ted haggard is St8!?

Allemonde
07-02-2007, 06:01
Ted Haggard goes Straight (http://home.bellsouth.net/s/editorial.dll?pnum=1&bfromind=2214&eeid=5123509&_sitecat=1522&dcatid=0&eetype=article&render=y&ac=2&ck=&ch=ne&rg=blsadstrgt&_lid=332&_lnm=todays+guide+news+national&ck=)

I guess you can draw your own conlusions. Mine have to do with him and his fishing partner camping in the Wyoming mountains.(Hint Hint)

Ted: It could always be like this Mike.
Mike: No It can't
Ted: Why not we could get a cabin together.
Mike: It wouldn't be right.
Ted: I wish I knew how to quit you!
Deus Malum
07-02-2007, 06:04
Shouldn't it be Str8?

Also, I think someone addressed this in a previous thread. Link coming soon.
IL Ruffino
07-02-2007, 06:05
I, for one, am packing my shit and moving to the state of Ted Haggard!

How are the taxes there?
Deus Malum
07-02-2007, 06:06
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=517208
Soheran
07-02-2007, 06:09
Hah, bullshit.

Not even a serious attempt.
Greater Valia
07-02-2007, 06:12
Haggard Now Completely Heterosexual

I fuckin' lol'd at that. I really wish that article was some kind of joke...
Allemonde
07-02-2007, 06:17
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=517208

Sorry I tried searching but it didn't come up.

Ce sera sera,,,

Yes it should be Str8. my bad.


BTW What do you think Voltaire whould have said if he had witness this?
Similization
07-02-2007, 06:30
BTW What do you think Voltaire whould have said if he had witness this?Same as everyone else: "Bwahahahaha!"
Allemonde
07-02-2007, 06:41
BTW the way Ted Haggard isn't the only or the first:

Paul Crouch (http://www.trinityfi.org/press/latimes06.html)

Bizarre that it was pretty much covered up.


Also in Atlanta: Bishop Earl Paulk (http://www.religionnewsblog.com/13430/sex-charges-cast-pall-on-bishop-paulk)--although that was with a woman and now new alligetions that he molested his grandaughter.
Part 1 of Fox 5 Atlanta investigation (http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail;jsessionid=419BF99B49F8918541A1F0E0CC6976CC?contentId=2282308&version=1&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=VSTY&pageId=1.1.1)
Part 2 (http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail;jsessionid=47EDE48DA7502058B454F8481CF8FA13?contentId=2294766&version=3&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=VSTY&pageId=1.1.1)
Gartref
07-02-2007, 07:15
Wouldn't it be ironic if it was true, but the only way to cure gayness was to use freshly harvested fetal stem-cells. Fundies heads would explode.
Mentholyptus
07-02-2007, 07:56
Wouldn't it be ironic if it was true, but the only way to cure gayness was to use freshly harvested fetal stem-cells. Fundies heads would explode.
Reminds me of my idea to run genetic tests on fetuses for homosexuality. And offer abortions for the gay ones. Again, fundie head explosion rates would skyrocket.
IL Ruffino
07-02-2007, 08:01
Reminds me of my idea to run genetic tests on fetuses for homosexuality. And offer abortions for the gay ones. Again, fundie head explosion rates would skyrocket.

No no! You choose to be gay!
Bolol
07-02-2007, 12:53
Waitaminnit...

Disgraced druggie pastor...claiming heterosexuality...indirectly suggesting homosexuality can be "cured"...going to go for his master's degree...wife is "okay" with everything?

By Bullshit 'o' Meter just hit 9.5
Rubiconic Crossings
07-02-2007, 13:12
http://youtube.com/watch?v=k4Alg0juhr4
Ifreann
07-02-2007, 15:29
I lol'd. Teddy is about as straight as an s-hook.
Dinaverg
07-02-2007, 17:03
Doesn't the title say State?
Lunatic Goofballs
07-02-2007, 17:07
He can run. He can hide. But sooner or later, the Gay will find him. There's no escape from Gay. :)
Desperate Measures
07-02-2007, 17:08
Minister: Do you like the penis?
Haggard: *giggle* Noooo....
Minister: Tell me the truth.
Haggard: The truth about what?
Minister: Do you like penis?
Haggard: *giggle*