Write your own epitaph!
Eltaphilon
07-02-2007, 00:19
Blatantly copying an idea of a previous thread. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=516911)
Mine would probably say "I'm with stupid -->" or something equally dumb.
Be as serious, silly or hardcore as you please.
IL Ruffino
07-02-2007, 00:24
"Here lies Ruffy, rotten and green."
as said in the other thread, mine would be "GRR" or "RAWR"
just cuz
"You really don't wanna know what happened to this one."
"I told you I wasn't feeling well."
"we all new peter's dream of traveling around by a network of catapults would fail miserably, if only we'd had the heart to tell him"
Terrolia
07-02-2007, 00:44
"I told you I wasn't feeling well."
I know where you nicked that one from.
http://www.thatsweird.net/news22.shtml
Infinite Revolution
07-02-2007, 00:45
"here lies [IR],
he's still smiling
and we don't know why"
I know where you nicked that one from.
http://www.thatsweird.net/news22.shtml
Lunatic minds think alike!
Greyenivol Colony
07-02-2007, 00:57
THEY NEVER FOUND
HIS BODY.
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Greater Valia
07-02-2007, 00:58
"Died while saving his family from a sinking Battleship."
"Died while saving his family from a sinking Battleship."
That's from one of my top 5 all time favorite movies.
Snafturi
07-02-2007, 01:13
I'm standing in your kitchen.
Greater Valia
07-02-2007, 01:13
That's from one of my top 5 all time favorite movies.
Ditto. I liked Rushmore better though.
Andaluciae
07-02-2007, 01:23
"Movin' to the country, gonna eat me lots of peaches."
Losing It Big TIme
07-02-2007, 01:38
"You mean all this time we could have been friends?"
A thousand cookies to the person able to get this one: pretty f-ing obscure.
Snafturi
07-02-2007, 01:58
"You mean all this time we could have been friends?"
A thousand cookies to the person able to get this one: pretty f-ing obscure.
Whatever happened to baby jane.
Losing It Big TIme
07-02-2007, 01:58
Whatever happened to baby jane.
Cookies galore. Well done.
Google or memory?
Snafturi
07-02-2007, 02:01
Cookies galore. Well done.
Google or memory?
Memory. I like that movie alot.
Losing It Big TIme
07-02-2007, 02:03
Memory. I like that movie alot.
Is an incredible film. Bette Davis is a genius.
"All I wanted to do was tend the rabbits"
King Binks
07-02-2007, 04:50
"I'm afraid there has been a terrible mistake."
Harlesburg
07-02-2007, 11:33
Blah
The Plutonian Empire
07-02-2007, 11:44
"It was a bad idea to deny me immortality 'cuz now I get to haunt your teenage daughter for the rest of her life."
God, I'm mean. :D
Skgorria
07-02-2007, 11:45
"Free food for worms"
I V Stalin
07-02-2007, 12:04
Gone but not forgotten, here lies...um...wossname.
Tomorrow will take it away.
The fear of today...it will be gone.
- shamelessly stolen -
"I'm dead, leave me alone already!"
"Please come in, the more the merrier"
"And not an ounce of fat on me!"
"Over my dead !... Oh nevermind then."
"The worms are better company than you ever were"
"Somebody get me out!! (I'm afraid of the dark)"
Well, at least you had the decency to admit it was copying my thread, Eltaphilion.
I'm quite happy, actually. I've been sigged by someone already (Jello Biafra) and had a thread virtually copied by someone (you). I think that's not bad for someone who has less than 90 posts. :D
Hmmmm...
My epitath...
"Well, I'd've preferred to die later rather than sooner, but I guess God heard the words wrong..."
Ilaer
"All I wanted to do was tend the rabbits"
Is that a reference to 'Of Mice and Men'?
Hmmmm...
We just finished our English coursework on that.
Ilaer
The blessed Chris
07-02-2007, 19:41
Either "Oh spiffing" a la Fawlty Towers, or a long excerpt taken from "Tintern Abbey".
Orlzenheimerness
07-02-2007, 19:53
"I'M NOT DEAD"
Makes 'em jump every time... Hehehe
Cluichstan
07-02-2007, 20:03
If you're close enough to read this, don't be surprised when my undead hand grabs you by the ankle.
"Free your body and soul
Unfold your powerful wings
Climb up the highest mountains
Kick your feet up in the air
You may now live forever
Or return to this earth
Unless you feel good where you are!"
Johnny B Goode
07-02-2007, 20:07
Blatantly copying an idea of a previous thread. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=516911)
Mine would probably say "I'm with stupid -->" or something equally dumb.
Be as serious, silly or hardcore as you please.
My epitaph:
Here lies Johnny
Unremarkable to the last
East Nhovistrana
07-02-2007, 20:08
David Evens 1984-2042
I really could have done with another ten years.
Lerkistan
07-02-2007, 20:16
I'll be back.
Rosanica
07-02-2007, 20:54
This is awkward.
Rubiconic Crossings
07-02-2007, 21:33
Vonners - He came, He saw, He had a cup of tea
UNIverseVERSE
07-02-2007, 22:38
I had a really long post for this, but my browser wouldn't post it. Change of browser, and this should. Mind you, I'm not typing it all again, just some bits.
If I jumped off a building:
? jump
Aaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee........
>splat<
A cookie to someone who can tell me what that's from, and finish the message. From memory gets another cookie.
Otherwise, I might go for:
`We didn't know who this was, but we buried him here anyway'
Again, a cookie if you can tell me what this is from.
Drunk commies deleted
07-02-2007, 22:45
I want my tombstone to include a solar panel, batteries, a motion detector and a device that will say either of these things randomly when someone gets close.
click number for message
1 (http://www.netwalk.com/~truegger/ftrh/on-dope.au)
2 (http://www.netwalk.com/~truegger/ftrh/hey-bud.au)
3 (www.netwalk.com/~truegger/ftrh/you-dick.au)
Ollieland
07-02-2007, 22:47
He lived, he drank, he died, he damn well enjoyed it :D
You're laughing at me cos I'm dead? Well I screwed your wife!Who's laughing now?"
"If you wanted to piss on my grave, you've come to the right place"