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Bush's approval rating: 28%

Meanwhile, these are just a few of the things with higher poll ratings:

Getting Kicked in the Balls: 41%

Stepping in Dog Shit 35%


Source (http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2007/02/-things-with-a-28.php)

Bush's approval rating: 28%

Meanwhile, these are just a few of the things with higher poll ratings:

Getting Kicked in the Balls: 41%

Stepping in Dog Shit 35%


Source (http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2007/02/-things-with-a-28.php)


That's what happens when the focus group is made up entirely of Japanese game show contestants ;)

George bush is as popular as porn!

Too...many....jokes....brain overflow....system error.....shutting down.

OTHER THINGS WITH A 28 PERCENT APPROVAL RATING

• Reptiles

• Porn
o_0

• The Name "Shiloh Nouvel Jolie Pitt" (29%)
Oh come on, now. Bush may be bad, but he's not quite Hitler. :p

i'm surprised it's as high as 29% with everything he's pulled

Bush is closing in on the record. I think Nixon dipped to 24%.

Bush's approval rating: 28%

Meanwhile, these are just a few of the things with higher poll ratings:

Getting Kicked in the Balls: 41%

As a man, I would rather take a kick to the nads for the good of my country than endure another year of King George's reign.

NOTE: This is not an invitation to come over to my house and kick me in the nads!

As a man, I would rather take a kick to the nads for the good of my country than endure another year of King George's reign.

Same here.

NOTE: This is not an invitation to come over to my house and kick me in the nads!

Oh...never mind.

*turns back around and heads back home*

:D

NOTE: This is not an invitation to come over to my house and kick me in the nads!

Awwww, man! :(

What if I promised to prevent another year of Bush somehow? :D

If only George W. would get the message. All though I get great comfort in the thought that when this man dies Ronald Reagan will be waiting for him on the other side to bitch slap him through all eternity.

If only George W. would get the message. All though I get great comfort in the thought that when this man dies Ronald Reagan will be waiting for him on the other side to bitch slap him through all eternity.

And Roosevelt will run Bush over repeatedly in his wheelchair. I for one would like to congratulate FDR on his pre-emptive actions.

As a man, I would rather take a kick to the nads for the good of my country than endure another year of King George's reign.

NOTE: This is not an invitation to come over to my house and kick me in the nads!

Since when do I need an invitation? :D

Since when do I need an invitation? :D

ROFLMAO

Since when do I need an invitation? :D

I tihnk we'd all be happy to take in in the balls from LG, if only so we'd have a chance to return the favour. How are your balls doing, btw?

TIN's approval rating: 200%

TIN's chances of Sarcasm: 100%

100% of these statistics are not to be trusted.

I tihnk we'd all be happy to take in in the balls from LG, if only so we'd have a chance to return the favour. How are your balls doing, btw?

Quite nicely, I will undergo a wiggly test this week to make sure the stockpile is spent, and everything seems to be in working order. :)

Fortunately, they haven't undergone any stress tests yet, though I played paintball this weekend and managed to shoot two of my friends in the groin. They vowed revenge. :P

Um, I'm a bit worried by that line that gives a 41% approval rating for getting kicked in the balls. I think there may have been a couple of errors in their polling procedure. First, the question should have been restricted only to people who actually have balls (i.e., men, and to hell with any accusations of sexism), and second, it should have been emphasized that it is one's own balls getting kicked, not somebody else's. How many men are really in favor of their own balls getting kicked? Way less than 41%, I'd guess. (Probably greater than 0%, though, because there are some sick, perverted fools who get turned on by their own pain.)

Now, if it was GWB's balls getting kicked... Nah, better not go there. The Secret Service tends to get uptight over comments like that.