US astronaut tried to kidnap love rival: police
JiangGuo
06-02-2007, 04:39
US Astronaut tried to kidnap love rival: police (Astronaut tried to kidnap love rival: police)
http://www.reuters.com/article/topNews/idUSN0532023420070206
Taken from Reuters.
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South Lizasauria
06-02-2007, 04:48
US Astronaut tried to kidnap love rival: police (Astronaut tried to kidnap love rival: police)
http://www.reuters.com/article/topNews/idUSN0532023420070206
Taken from Reuters.
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wow.
US Astronaut tried to kidnap love rival: police (Astronaut tried to kidnap love rival: police)
http://www.reuters.com/article/topNews/idUSN0532023420070206
Taken from Reuters.
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psyco woman, ahh jelousy is a horrible thing
Dobbsworld
06-02-2007, 04:51
Well, they better post a stiff bond - 'cause as a shuttle astronaut, there's a definite flight risk.
OcceanDrive2
06-02-2007, 04:56
US Astronaut tried to kidnap love rival: police (Astronaut tried to kidnap love rival: police)
http://www.reuters.com/article/topNews/idUSN0532023420070206
"Nowak, a married flight engineer with three children, was awaiting her next flight assignment after traveling aboard the shuttle Discovery in July 2006."
why cant she share?
Well, they better post a stiff bond - 'cause as a shuttle astronaut, there's a definite flight risk.
*Throws a red flag* Red flag on the joke, too corny. 5 yards, repeat first post. :p
How did such a psycho rise so high in the NASA hierarchy?
In a search of Nowak's car, police later found diapers that Nowak told them she wore so she wouldn't have to stop to urinate during her drive.
Oooooohkaaaaay...
OcceanDrive2
06-02-2007, 06:17
How did such a psycho rise so high in the NASA hierarchy?an alcoholic Drug addict has been elected Miss USA.
and she on prime Time TV rite now.. CNN
a great role models for teenage girls.. when you are 14.. time to drink.
Obergefreiter
06-02-2007, 06:20
I know her son.
Hes a freak. He has some kinda anger management issues, this wont help him.
Imperial isa
06-02-2007, 06:24
are they all like that at NSA
OcceanDrive2
06-02-2007, 06:26
are they all like that at NSA?yeah they are all psyco.
Imperial isa
06-02-2007, 06:36
yeah they are all psyco.
then how did USA ever get into space?
OcceanDrive2
06-02-2007, 06:37
then how did USA ever get into space?mucho dinero.
Nova Magna Germania
06-02-2007, 06:40
US Astronaut tried to kidnap love rival: police (Astronaut tried to kidnap love rival: police)
http://www.reuters.com/article/topNews/idUSN0532023420070206
Taken from Reuters.
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Haha. I guess she'd be really kinky in the shuttle...
Greater Trostia
06-02-2007, 06:42
disguised in a wig and trench coat, waited for Shipman's flight from Houston to arrive and then followed Shipman to the parking garage armed with pepper spray, a steel mallet and a BB gun, police said.
Nowak also carried black gloves, a folding knife with a 4-inch blade, rubber tubing and trash bags, police said.
I can see all that astronaut training paid off - she really knows how to pack for a mission.
Dobbsworld
06-02-2007, 06:43
then how did USA ever get into space?
Well you see, they eventually graduated the veteran space-monkey astronauts from the early 50s test-flights into upper management. NASA is currently being run by Bobo Joe, pictured below:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v648/jpmarth/monkey_suit.jpg
He's very good at thinking outside the box. And throwing his feces at his underlings. And that's how America conquered the Moon.
Imperial isa
06-02-2007, 06:52
Well you see, they eventually graduated the veteran space-monkey astronauts from the early 50s test-flights into upper management. NASA is currently being run by Bobo Joe, pictured below:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v648/jpmarth/monkey_suit.jpg
He's very good at thinking outside the box. And throwing his feces at his underlings. And that's how America conquered the Moon.
thats very well put :D
Solarlandus
06-02-2007, 07:04
then how did USA ever get into space?
By being saner than the Communists! :) :) :) :) :)
Slaughterhouse five
06-02-2007, 07:11
police later found diapers that Nowak told them she wore so she wouldn't have to stop to urinate during her drive
well atleast she planned this attack like an engineer. :p
If there was a giant asteroid hurtling towards Earth, this is just the crazy bitch we'd need to stop it.
Well, it's settled. Instead of "Houston, we have a problem.", it became "Houston, I have some issues."
OcceanDrive2
06-02-2007, 15:54
If there was a giant asteroid hurtling towards Earth, this is just the crazy bitch we'd need to stop it.WOUAHAHAHAHHA
good stuff.
Myrmidonisia
06-02-2007, 17:24
This has been a lousy year for women I've been friends with. First Chris Feld(Boskof) dies out in China, then Lisa becomes a crazed psycho.
Lunatic Goofballs
06-02-2007, 17:26
oops. Well, my title is better. :p
Cluichstan
06-02-2007, 17:27
oops. Well, my title is better. :p
I'll give you that. ;)
The Lone Alliance
06-02-2007, 18:01
Ewwwww....
Gun Manufacturers
06-02-2007, 18:01
US Astronaut tried to kidnap love rival: police (Astronaut tried to kidnap love rival: police)
http://www.reuters.com/article/topNews/idUSN0532023420070206
Taken from Reuters.
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Did anyone else notice it was a Navy Captain attacking an Air Force Captain? Jeeze, talk about a service rivalry.
:p
Myrmidonisia
06-02-2007, 18:45
Did anyone else notice it was a Navy Captain attacking an Air Force Captain? Jeeze, talk about a service rivalry.
:p
The USN Captain has three pay grades on a USAF Captain. And about 8 years more service.
OcceanDrive2
06-02-2007, 20:28
dp
Greyenivol Colony
06-02-2007, 20:47
Ahh... This is getting me into the Valentine's Day mood!!!
OcceanDrive2
06-02-2007, 20:55
The USN Captain has three pay grades on a USAF Captain. And about 8 years more service. sexier?
I am guessing here the victim is sexier.
Snafturi
06-02-2007, 21:13
Nice thing for a married woman to do. :rolleyes:
...Probably not married for much longer.
Diapers? Eww.