NationStates Jolt Archive

Mine happened about a year ago.

My friend was having a superbowl party. His little sister had let the pet bird out out of spite (having to leave the house for the party). Well, the party was starting up when he brought in the punch bowl (of course there wasn't alchohol in it....) and then... (the bird had been up on a cabinet) it flew over the punch, and well.... yeah.


What's your weirdest/funniest moment?

Dunno, I think it was when I was 13 and was talking to my friend in class, and we were talking about something so stupid we started to laugh and couldnt stop anymore. Then it became too big, the teacher stoped us and sent us to the director :rolleyes:

I was out drinking with some friends at this club. I had had about three Long Islands and a couple of shots, and pretty soon I had to use the restroom. For some reason I didn't read the signs on the door and I had wandered into the men's room. Like I said, I was really drunk and thought I was in the girls, and I remember yelling "Perverts! Get the fuck outta here! I have to pee!"

One of my friends came and rescued me. I did manage to get some phone numbers from that incident. :D

When Lunatic Goofballs tried to juggle Pudding.

Sitting at the top of the rock of Gibraltar with other drunken sailors, whilst our fat friend poked a barbary monkey in the bollocks and it jumped on his head. It was like something out of the Simpsons, watching a fat guy run round in circles screaming trying to get this monkey off the top of his head.

I wouldn't say this is the funniest, but it's certainly pretty funny. I was watching TV, and a recruitment ad for the US marines comes on, with the marines climbing up these sheer red cliffs, and my dad's just like "Yeah, that'll be useful if we ever INVADE MARS!"

It may have been the delivery, but man I was rolling.

I was lying on the couch with my head on my gf's lap and looked up at her to notice a long hair (about 3 inches) which happened to be an eyebrow hair.

I thought it was one of my hairs (because it was blonde and she has black hair) but we had to pluck that thing and it had a root!

We couldnt figure out how we had never seen it before and she swears that somehow one of my hairs had become embedded in her head somehow.

The absurdity of the whole thing made us laugh hysterically for a long time.

When Lunatic Goofballs tried to juggle Pudding.

That could have gone better. :)

That could have gone better. :)
Yes, it also sums up nicely how much my life sucks.

But i still find it to be one of the 10 greatest threads i've ever seen on NS.

Latin Class, 11th grade: The teacher brought in a wine vase that looked like a bong. After much silent ridicule of the glass object, the class comedian Rob, stood up in front of the class and put his mouth around the fat end while making bubling sounds and trying to light it with his lighter. It was so funny the teacher started laughing.

Later that year, Rob pretended to snap his own neck while simultaneous breaking a tic-tac container in his fist. He fell down in front of the teacher's desk and acted limp and the teacher screamed! That teacher later gave him a detention for "faking his own death."

Long time ago. We were driving a M-113 hell bent for leather across Ft. Benning, GA. Our intrepid company commader led us in a charge down a hillside towards the IOBC cadets we were fighting.

Funny thing about Ft. Benning, it's covered with old fighting positions. There was one at the bottom of the hill. The CO's track hit this old berm and <i>flew</i>. Seriously, an 11 ton tracked box got serious air. Best part was the expressions on the faces of the troops standing in the open cargo hatch. "Oh shit, we're all gonna die!" sums it up.

The track lands, and the treads and road wheels freaking explode off. The APC slides maybe fifteen feet before stopping. We've all stopped ourselves, and killed engines. There's a perfect moment of silence, then the rear ramp falls open with a resounding thud (hydraulic line was busted) and one soldier staggers out, looks around, and shouts "AIRBORNE!!!" at the top of his lungs. We all lost it. Seriously, the entire company could not stop laughing.

There were a couple of injuries, broken bones and the like, and Captain Shoaf broke his nose, but no biggie.

From that day forward, "Wild Bill" Shoaf and his Flying Orderly Room was a legend in the 197th Infantry Brigade (Mechanized) (Separate)

Here's what a M-113 looks like for you civies:

http://tanxheaven.com/m113var/m113a2-003.jpg

I was on a trip to San Fransisco with my friend. We went out drinking that night, and we returned to our hotel room (low on money) and we both were smashed by that point. I was going to the bathroom, and he decided that since he couldn't use the bathroom, to piss into a water bottle, after which he decided to run around our rather nice hotel with a bottle full of urine. He runs up to the elevator, sees the bellman, and chucks it at him, and the poor chap is covered in it.

Hard to say.

When I was in high school, my family was sitting down for dinner one evening. Just as he was sitting, my little brother turns around to my dad, and totally deadpans the "How do you keep black kids from jumping on the bed?" joke, with deadly accurate timing. My dad lost it. It's the only time I can remember an adult actually rolling on the floor laughing. That was one pretty darn funny sight.


I was out drinking with some friends at this club. I had had about three Long Islands and a couple of shots, and pretty soon I had to use the restroom. For some reason I didn't read the signs on the door and I had wandered into the men's room. Like I said, I was really drunk and thought I was in the girls, and I remember yelling "Perverts! Get the fuck outta here! I have to pee!"

One of my friends came and rescued me. I did manage to get some phone numbers from that incident. :D

Something real similar happened to my dad once when we were camped out at some state park or another. He was taking a shower at the public shower and this woman walked in and screamed "You can't be in here! This is the ladies side!"

He stuck his head out the door and pointed to the bigh MEN sign.

There's a perfect moment of silence, then the rear ramp falls open with a resounding thud (hydraulic line was busted) and one soldier staggers out, looks around, and shouts "AIRBORNE!!!" at the top of his lungs.

Beautiful! :D