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and enters the same diner that you are in. You are sitting at a booth eating breakfast. Who/what would you be more interested in?

New poll! :)

Yes, this has been inspired by the other thread.

The food, although it depends what I'm eating.

...No wait...

...No it doesn't...

The girl under my table.

The girl under Alma Mater's table.

The girl under Alma Mater's table.

YAY! :D

I strongly dislike the man, so I would pay attention to his presence...however, I will argue my opposite views of his policies to him in a civil and diplomatic manner.

and enters the same diner that you are in. You are sitting at a booth eating breakfast. Who/what would you be more interested in?

New poll! :)

Yes, this has been inspired by the other thread.I'd go to his table and fart him in the face.

I'd go to his table and fart him in the face.He'd throw you in Guantanamo for biological warfare terrorism.

He'd throw you in Guantanamo for biological warfare terrorism.

:D That made my morning. :D

i think i would lose what ever i was eating,so i would hope its the bottom choice that shows up

Darknovae, my breakfast, the waitress, and the weather outside, hoping for a tornado, just to spite Darknovae. :D

he's probably a decent fellow as long as your discussing football scores and not fighting terrorism.... or destroying the world.

Typicall usian... childish, irreponsible.
They deserve their president and they should should be proud of him.

The girl is under the bush table... to make believe.

Darknovae, my breakfast, the waitress, and the weather outside, hoping for a tornado, just to spite Darknovae. :D

No tornado. :mad:

No tornado. :mad:
Like I said, a tornado just to spite ya. :D

Mwahahahaha! :D

No tornado. :mad:What if it is nice and friendly, just dropping by to say "Hello" and drop off some goodies it has snatched from elsewhere?

What if it is nice and friendly, just dropping by to say "Hello" and drop off some goodies it has snatched from elsewhere?

Fine. But no lightning.

Fine. But no lightning.Why not? It'd surely light up the day!

Fine. But no lightning.
*Holds a lighting generator in his hand anyway*

:D

Why not? It'd surely light up the day!

No.

I will have a panic attack. No lightning.

*Holds a lighting generator in his hand anyway*

:D

Do you want me to have a panic attack... AGAIN?!!?

No.

I will have a panic attack. No lightning.So, it's not an issue to take light-ly?

Do you want me to have a panic attack... AGAIN?!!?
:(

(ok, i'll stop, and let y'all get back on topic. :p )

Do you want me to have a panic attack... AGAIN?!!?
why not?

So, it's not an issue to take light-ly?

Clearly not.

Clearly not.Atleast that shed some light on this issue.

and enters the same diner that you are in. You are sitting at a booth eating breakfast. Who/what would you be more interested in?

New poll! :)

Yes, this has been inspired by the other thread.

Who the hell eats at a diner anymore? The last one I was at had such horrible food that I swear I'll never eat at a diner again.

Who the hell eats at a diner anymore? The last one I was at had such horrible food that I swear I'll never eat at a diner again.

Apparently people in Peoria, Illinois.

Walk up, shake his hand, thank him for all he has done.;) ;)

Walk up, shake his hand, thank him for all he has done.;) ;)Please go to Iraq.

IF he walked into a diner where I am eating, I would be extremely afraid that something bad was about to happen, or already did. :eek:

..., or already did.Well, Barbara and George H. W. had a baby...

Please go to Iraq.

Please go to hell.

I ask: wtf is it with this damned forum.Is everyone expected to walk in lockstep with the "majority"around here??

I'll have my own damned opinion, and if I am expected to respect others attitudes then I expect the same in return. If I met the President I would walk up to him and shake his hand.

Thats an answer you don't like?

Too bad.

UN Category: Father Knows Best State

Tsk tsk tsk....

If Bush came to my town, there's a pretty good chance he'd be burned at the stake...

If Bush came to my town, there's a pretty good chance he'd be burned at the stake...

No there is not.

No there is not.

Are you willing to put money on that?

Are you willing to put money on that?

Yes, I am willing to put money on the fact that wherever you may be, you or anyone else in whatever town would not be so stupid or foolhardy as to try and assault or kill the President of the United States.

Anyone who tries will be dead in seconds, anyone who escapes said attempt will have to hide for the rest of their lives as they will never cease to be hunted.

So, yes Zarakon, I will put money on it.

And anyone who does try, wont live long enough to regret their mistake.

Do you or anyone else suffer under the delusion that there would be NO repercussions at an attempt to harm the President?

I regret to inform you that you are sadly mistaken.

And Zarakon, may I remind you of the following?

TITLE 18 > PART I > CHAPTER 41 > § 871 Prev | Next

§ 871. Threats against President and successors to the Presidency

(a) Whoever knowingly and willfully deposits for conveyance in the mail or for a delivery from any post office or by any letter carrier any letter, paper, writing, print, missive, or document containing any threat to take the life of, to kidnap, or to inflict bodily harm upon the President of the United States, the President-elect, the Vice President or other officer next in the order of succession to the office of President of the United States, or the Vice President-elect, or knowingly and willfully otherwise makes any such threat against the President, President-elect, Vice President or other officer next in the order of succession to the office of President, or Vice President-elect, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years, or both.

(b) The terms “President-elect” and “Vice President-elect” as used in this section shall mean such persons as are the apparent successful candidates for the offices of President and Vice President, respectively, as ascertained from the results of the general elections held to determine the electors of President and Vice President in accordance with title 3, United States Code, sections 1 and 2. The phrase “other officer next in the order of succession to the office of President” as used in this section shall mean the person next in the order of succession to act as President in accordance with title 3, United States Code, sections 19 and 20.

Yes, I am willing to put money on the fact that wherever you may be, you or anyone else in whatever town would not be so stupid or foolhardy as to try and assault or kill the President of the United States.

Anyone who tries will be dead in seconds, anyone who escapes said attempt will have to hide for the rest of their lives as they will never cease to be hunted.

So, yes Zarakon, I will put money on it.

And anyone who does try, wont live long enough to regret their mistake.

Do you or anyone else suffer under the delusion that there would be NO repercussions at an attempt to harm the President?

I regret to inform you that you are sadly mistaken.

I never said there would be no repercussions. I just guarantee that there are quite a few people in this town who will try to kill the president.

Also, notice that idiocy you posted makes no reference to internet posts, and I didn't threaten him, I merely stated that he would be lynched, this being fairly accurate, given that damn near everyone in my town is uber-liberal.

Yes, I am willing to put money on the fact that wherever you may be, you or anyone else in whatever town would not be so stupid or foolhardy as to try and assault or kill the President of the United States.

Anyone who tries will be dead in seconds, anyone who escapes said attempt will have to hide for the rest of their lives as they will never cease to be hunted.

So, yes Zarakon, I will put money on it.

And anyone who does try, wont live long enough to regret their mistake.

Do you or anyone else suffer under the delusion that there would be NO repercussions at an attempt to harm the President?

I regret to inform you that you are sadly mistaken.

Who said anything about no repercussions? If I remeber correctly, 4 presidents have already been assasinated, it's not an unimaginable event.

Who said anything about no repercussions? If I remeber correctly, 4 presidents have already been assasinated, it's not an unimaginable event.

Although in my town, Bush would have the dubious honor of being the first president to be lynched...

Also, notice that idiocy you posted makes no reference to internet posts, and I didn't threaten him, I merely stated that he would be lynched, this being fairly accurate, given that damn near everyone in my town is uber-liberal.

I hate to break this to you, but whatever you post here can and will be used to interview you.,If you threaten the President in any way, you may very well expect a visit from the US Secret Service.

If you think because "this is the internet" you are free to say whatever you please and no consequences, you are dead wrong.

Another site, Democratic Underground has already found that out the hard way. As have others.

My advice to you is to go back and remove those posts.,..or find yourself the subject of some very unwelcome attention from people who have no sense of humour regarding this subject whatsoever.

Threatening the President even as a joke is a VERY unwise idea.

I hate to break this to you, but whatever you post here can and will be used to interview you.,If you threaten the President in any way, you may very well expect a visit from the US Secret Service.

If you think because "this is the internet" you are free to say whatever you please and no consequences, you are dead wrong.

Another site, Democratic Underground has already found that out the hard way. As have others.

My advice to you is to go back and remove those posts.,..or find yourself the subject of some very unwelcome attention from people who have no sense of humour regarding this subject whatsoever.

Threatening the President even as a joke is a VERY unwise idea.

I'm hardly threatning the president. I didn't say I was going to kill the president. I said that if he came to my town, I would not be terribly surprised if someone offed him. My town has the crazy hyperliberals in droves.

Who said anything about no repercussions? If I remeber correctly, 4 presidents have already been assasinated, it's not an unimaginable event.

Okay Dinaverg. Have it your way.

Say hi to the Secret Service for me...and don't say you weren't warned.

Zarakon.

What you have just said is reason enough.I'd remove that.

Okay Dinaverg. Have it your way.

Say hi to the Secret Service for me...and don't say you weren't warned.

Are you retarded? Neither of us have threatened the president. If the secret service came to my house, I'd be more worried about the fact I have music from CDs I did not pay for.

Okay Dinaverg. Have it your way.

Say hi to the Secret Service for me...and don't say you weren't warned.

Do they really have jurisdiction in Europe?

Sides, the secret service hardly has enough agents to apprehend everyone on NSG who threatens Dubya, much less the entirety of the internet.

Zarakon.

What you have just said is reason enough.I'd remove that.

Oh, hardly. Unless we spontaneously turned into Nazi Germany, I don't have anything to worry about.

I hate to break this to you, but whatever you post here can and will be used to interview you.,If you threaten the President in any way, you may very well expect a visit from the US Secret Service.

If you think because "this is the internet" you are free to say whatever you please and no consequences, you are dead wrong.

Another site, Democratic Underground has already found that out the hard way. As have others.

My advice to you is to go back and remove those posts.,..or find yourself the subject of some very unwelcome attention from people who have no sense of humour regarding this subject whatsoever.

Threatening the President even as a joke is a VERY unwise idea.

Hows this for you?

If Presidnet Bush turned up on my doorstep given the chance I would personally smack him in the chops for what he has done to the world in general.

Report me and have me arrested:p

Okay Dinaverg. Have it your way.

Say hi to the Secret Service for me...and don't say you weren't warned.

Freedom of speach, so: nah!.

Do they really have jurisdiction in Europe?

Sides, the secret service hardly has enough agents to apprehend everyone on NSG who threatens Dubya, much less the entirety of the internet.

Hell, by this guy's definition Dave Barry has threatened Dubya, when he recommended running politicians into walls at 200 MPH.

Hows this for you?

If Presidnet Bush turned up on my doorstep given the chance I would personally smack him in the chops for what he has done to the world in general.

Report me and have me arrested:p

Yes! And I will sell Cheney into slavery! HAHAHAH!!!

Notice this does not threaten bodily harm, so I'm good.

and enters the same diner that you are in. You are sitting at a booth eating breakfast. Who/what would you be more interested in?

New poll! :)

Yes, this has been inspired by the other thread.

None. I'd get up and leave, as my breakfast will undoubtedly be ruined by people mobbing the diner to see the president, secret service agents crowding into the diner, and waitstaff and cooks all understandably spending more time worrying about seeing the president than serving customers.

Oh, hardly. Unless we spontaneously turned into Nazi Germany, I don't have anything to worry about.

Not entirely impossible though. Some freak temporal rift maybe?

None. I'd get up and leave, as my breakfast will undoubtedly be ruined by people mobbing the diner to see the president, secret service agents crowding into the diner, and waitstaff and cooks all understandably spending more time worrying about seeing the president than serving customers.

Kat's got a point.

Oh, hardly. Unless we spontaneously turned into Nazi Germany, I don't have anything to worry about.

*shrug*

Like I said. Not my problem.

Yours.

None. I'd get up and leave, as my breakfast will undoubtedly be ruined by people mobbing the diner to see the president, secret service agents crowding into the diner, and waitstaff and cooks all understandably spending more time worrying about seeing the president than serving customers.

I wonder how he tips...

Not entirely impossible though. Some freak temporal rift maybe?

Oh...um...jeez. I might need to go into hiding. I just noticed the American flag at the school has a swastika on it...

I wonder how he tips...

One of the many advantages of being president: You make your secret service agents tip for you.

*shrug*

Like I said. Not my problem.

Yours.

Then you've no business talking about my problem in public. Shoo, shoo.

*shrug*

Like I said. Not my problem.

Yours.

Oh, you might be in trouble if we just got shunted into Nazi Germany.

One of the many advantages of being president: You make your secret service agents tip for you.

And I'm in black and white....

Oh, you might be in trouble if we just got shunted into Nazi Germany.

Willing to put money on that?

I wonder how he tips...

How often do you think he's asked to pay at a Mom 'n' Pop joint?
I'd venture a guess at.... never.

Willing to put money on that?

Hey! It's been a while since we got a Nazi on here!

I strongly dislike the man, so I would pay attention to his presence...however, I will argue my opposite views of his policies to him in a civil and diplomatic manner.

Bad move. A guy once said to Cheney's face that he disagreed with the Administration policies and got arrested by the Secret Service for "harassing".

Bad move. A guy once said to Cheney's face that he disagreed with the Administration policies and got arrested by the Secret Service for "harassing".

Remind me that if I ever become president I give citizens the right to blast people into oblivion if they try to arrest them for no real reason.

Oh, a wanna-be Nazi Aryan. Cute.

If I got shunted into Nazi Germany, I'd know enough of history to know how to live quietly and never come to the attention of anyone, I already know which areas were untouched during the war.

So I would not be in trouble at all.

Oh wait...is this because I don't toe the line of Hate Bush??? Dear dear me...does this mean you advocate freedom of speech but dont practise it??

Note ladies and gentlemen..I am now labeled a Nazi because I don't toe the line of Zarakons opinion.

Dear dear me, so to you no one is allowed a dissenting opinion??

Which one of us is the Nazi here???

Does your nation actually have freedom of speech in the constitution??I mean your real home, in Europe or wherever.

Or are you actually claiming this right under AMERICAN law?

Hmmm????

How often do you think he's asked to pay at a Mom 'n' Pop joint?
I'd venture a guess at.... never.

He'd get a children's menu with the prices tripled.

If I got shunted into Nazi Germany, I'd know enough of history to know how to live quietly and never come to the attention of anyone, I already know which areas were untouched during the war.

So I would not be in trouble at all.

Oh wait...is this because I don't toe the line of Hate Bush??? Dear dear me...does this mean you advocate freedom of speech but dont practise it??

Does your nation actually have freedom of speech in the constitution??I mean your real home, in Europe or wherever.

Or are you actually claiming this right under AMERICAN law?

Hmmm????

I'm sorry, the only thing I got out of this post is you think the reason I figured you were a nazi is because you like Bush. The reason I thought you were a nazi is because you said you wouldn't be in trouble in nazi germany and were spouting right-wing bullshit.

And what right am I claiming under American law again? Freedom of speech? Yeah, I have that. Duh. Also I got you were an asshole, but that's not really the point of this argument.

Oh, and to Hmmm????:

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Bad move. A guy once said to Cheney's face that he disagreed with the Administration policies and got arrested by the Secret Service for "harassing".
That's American "liberty" for ya. :rolleyes:

That's American "democracy" for ya. :rolleyes:

Nah, freedom of speech isn't guaranteed just 'cause you have a democracy.

The correct phrase would be "That's American 'liberty' for ya:rolleyes: "

I'm sorry, the only thing I got out of this post is you think the reason I figured you were a nazi is because you like Bush.

Then you're wrong..and this is interesting.,..a nice way to stifle debate or opinion contrary to yours.

And Zarakon., try not to die of shock or horror but there are actually people out there with opinions and ideas different to yours..and they like me like the President and disagree with you on a lot of things.

That doesn't make them or me Nazis...that in fact makes you an intolerant bigot for abusing other people for daring to have opinions other than yours.

Note Zarakon:I am now calling you a hypocrite.

State to me EXACTLY what "right wing bullshit"

Quote me word for word.

Show me where.Or retract that.

The reason I thought you were a nazi is because you said you wouldn't be in trouble in nazi germany and were spouting right-wing bullshit.

What right wing bullshit was that? I quoted you a law.Go ahead and check it

And all i said is I wouldn't be in trouble.I wouldn't.I know enough of history to anticipate problems

And what right am I claiming under American law again? Freedom of speech? Yeah, I have that. Duh.

So dont throw it at me.

Nah, freedom of speech isn't guaranteed just 'cause you have a democracy.

The correct phrase would be "That's American 'liberty' for ya:rolleyes: "
Fixed. :p

Then you're wrong..and this is interesting.,..a nice way to stifle debate or opinion contrary to yours.

Note Zarakon:I am now calling you a hypocrite.


Note Free Pacific Nations: I'm now calling you a jackass who doesn't know what he's talking about.

The reason for this is I'm hardly stifling debate. I'm merely saying that that's what I got out of your post, which was just random accusations. Just like the one you just made.

Bad move. A guy once said to Cheney's face that he disagreed with the Administration policies and got arrested by the Secret Service for "harassing".

why did he not just shot them in the face

http://www.jasoco.net/data/files/images/Chill%20Pill.png

You win the internet.

EDIT: I thought the fucking time warp was over!

Then you're wrong..and this is interesting.,..a nice way to stifle debate or opinion contrary to yours.

Note Zarakon:I am now calling you a hypocrite.



What right wing bullshit was that? I quoted you a law.Go ahead and check it

And all i said is I wouldn't be in trouble.I wouldn't.I know enough of history to anticipate problems



So dont throw it at me.
http://www.jasoco.net/data/files/images/Chill%20Pill.png

http://www.jasoco.net/data/files/images/Chill%20Pill.png

Why not just say 250g?

why did he not just shot them in the face

...Because that would be INSANE?

Why not just say 250g?

Because 250,000 MG looks like more.

I'm curious here. As an Australian, if I kicked Dubya in the shins whilst on Australian soil, would I be charged with just assault or would I be eligible to be jailed for life under whatever laws there are against attacking presidents or something? Just out of curiosity, of course. :)

I'm curious here. As an Australian, if I kicked Dubya in the shins whilst on Australian soil, would I be charged with just assault or would I be eligible to be jailed for life under whatever laws there are against attacking presidents or something? Just out of curiosity, of course. :)

Probably assault. But I think there's plenty of juries who wouldn't convict you, and possibly give you a medal.

...Because that would be INSANE?

Umm...Yeah. The point.

Are you implying Cheney's not insane?

You win the internet.

EDIT: I thought the fucking time warp was over!
Hehe, thanks. :fluffle:

And I thought the warping was over too. :(

Show me exactly word for word, quoted precisely where I am spouting "
right wing bullshit"

I quoted US law.

Fact.

The reason for this is I'm hardly stifling debate.

Calling someone a Nazi is trying to stifle debate.

I'm merely saying that that's what I got out of your post, which was just random accusation

Then you need reading comprehension lessons.

Hehe, thanks. :fluffle:

And I thought the warping was over too. :(

Although, fortunately, it only happens once in a while.

Probably assault. But I think there's plenty of juries who wouldn't convict you, and possibly give you a medal.
*plots*

I'm curious here. As an Australian, if I kicked Dubya in the shins whilst on Australian soil, would I be charged with just assault or would I be eligible to be jailed for life under whatever laws there are against attacking presidents or something? Just out of curiosity, of course.

You'd face assault and battery charges..and it is entirely possible that you would be tried under US law.

Assaulting the head of state is no joking matter.

Calling someone a Nazi is trying to stifle debate.

How so? It's obvious that you can, annoyingly enough, still argue after being called a Nazi.

Calling someone a Nazi is trying to stifle debate.


Which is funny, because you calle me a nazi right after this. Oh, FPN, you're right! I am a nazi! Where's my armband, I seem to have misplaced it.

So, let's see.

We have a guy that threatened to call the SS because another one commented on the likelihood of Bush not making alive through a visit to his town, regardless of it being him or not that would do the chimp in.

The same guy claims he's being called a nazi because he agrees with Dubya. That's not the case, he's being called a Nazi because he's threatening fucking SECRET SERVICE action on those that disagree with him under the cover of threatening the accursed chimp.

Probably assault. But I think there's plenty of juries who wouldn't convict you, and possibly give you a medal.

i think you only face a judge on assault here

How so? It's obvious that you can, annoyingly enough, still argue after being called a Nazi.

Still waiting to see what "right wing bullshit" I stated.

Well?

You'd face assault and battery charges..and it is entirely possible that you would be tried under US law.

Assaulting the head of state is no joking matter.

Sure it is!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kick
Kick who?
Kick GW Bush in the head with cleets until he stops twitching!

You'd face assault and battery charges..and it is entirely possible that you would be tried under US law.

Assaulting the head of state is no joking matter.

Knock knock
Who's there?
The POTUS
The POTUS who?
Assaulting the POTUS!
*lolololololol*


What, no one said it had to be a good joke.

Sure it is!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kick
Kick who?
Kick GW Bush in the head with cleets until he stops twitching!

Wow, that's freaky coincedental.

Still waiting to see what "right wing bullshit" I stated.

Well?

Well, Ad Hominem attacks are right-wingy.

I'm curious here. As an Australian, if I kicked Dubya in the shins whilst on Australian soil, would I be charged with just assault or would I be eligible to be jailed for life under whatever laws there are against attacking presidents or something? Just out of curiosity, of course. :)

i would beat the shit out of him, so i can say i beat the shit out of the President of the USA

Wow, that's freaky coincedental.

I have one!

What's white, gray and red, then white, gray and redder, then white, gray and even redder?

GWB with a gray suit and red tie being attacked by someone with a machette! :D

Okay, so President Bush goes into a classroom, and asks the kids if they have any questions for him.

Little timmy asks him "Mr. President, Where's Osama bin Laden and the WMDs?"

The recess bell rings, and Bush says "Go play outside kids, I'll answer more questions after recess"

15 minutes later, the kids are back in. Susie raises her hand and asks "Mr. President, Why did the recess bell ring 10 minutes early, and Where's Osama Bin Laden, WMDS, and Timmy?"

That's not the case, he's being called a Nazi because he's threatening fucking SECRET SERVICE action on those that disagree with him under the cover of threatening the accursed chimp.

Wrong.

Originally Posted by Free Pacific Nations View Post
I hate to break this to you, but whatever you post here can and will be used to interview you.,If you threaten the President in any way, you may very well expect a visit from the US Secret Service.

If you think because "this is the internet" you are free to say whatever you please and no consequences, you are dead wrong.

Another site, Democratic Underground has already found that out the hard way. As have others.

My advice to you is to go back and remove those posts.,..or find yourself the subject of some very unwelcome attention from people who have no sense of humour regarding this subject whatsoever.

Threatening the President even as a joke is a VERY unwise idea

My exact words.

Now tell me where I am wrong.

I have one!

What's white, gray and red, then white, gray and redder, then white, gray and even redder?

GWB with a gray suit and red tie being attacked by someone with a machette! :D

What's big, purple, and eats George W. Bush?

Answer: A big purple george w. Bush eater.

Wrong.



My exact words.

Now tell me where I am wrong.

"If you threaten the president in any way expect a visit from the secret service"

Trust me. Otherwise everyone I know would be in a gulag.

Wrong.



My exact words.

Now tell me where I am wrong.

You're wrong in defining "the chimp would likely be lynched here" as a threat to personally lynch the chimp.

Well, Ad Hominem attacks are right-wingy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ad_hominem

Wrong.

Wrong.



My exact words.

Now tell me where I am wrong.

Err, right. Look back at what was written, that was the reason you were called a nazi.

On the second point you are wrong because the poster did not say "I will hurt Chimpy boy", he said it was probable he would be lynched in his town. Therefore he didn'ty break the law (unlike me!:p ).

You're wrong in defining "the chimp would likely be lynched here" as a threat to personally lynch the chimp.

The Service may not see it that way.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ad_hominem

Wrong.

Isn't funny you rebutted me accusing you of making Ad Hominem attacks with an Ad Hominem attack?

The Service may not see it that way.

The Service has my permission to go back to screwing Barbara when George isn't around.

The Service may not see it that way.

And who will call it? YOU? You're willing to fucking TRY TO DESTROY SOMEONE'S LIFE for not agreeing with you?

Ad hominem is not "right wingy"

You are wrong.

Fact.

The Service may not see it that way.

So you're saying the Service would be wrong too? That sorta thing will get you a visit, no?

Ad hominem is not "right wingy"

You are wrong.

Fact.

Simply saying FACT doesn't make it so. Try making a grown up argument

And who will call it? YOU? You're willing to fucking TRY TO DESTROY SOMEONE'S LIFE for not agreeing with you?

Who said it had anything to do with me. What makes you think the Service cant see this themselves?

I merely warned him of the possible consequences of his actions.

What he then does is up to him.

The Service may not see it that way.
The legal system would.

Ad hominem is not "right wingy"

You are wrong.

Fact.

Like hell they aren't.

"Is Osama bin Laden happy or sad?"
"The terrorists win"
"These arguments give a morale boost to the terrorists!"
"Michael J. Fox is faking it!"
"You sound like a sodomite. Are you a sodomite?"
"You'll be getting a visit from Fox Security."

Lefties have them too, just not as fucking many.

Ad hominem is not "right wingy"

You are wrong.

Fact.

I have the ability to turn every window on the planet into cheese.

Fact.

Who said it had anything to do with me. What makes you think the Service cant see this themselves?

I merely warned him of the possible consequences of his actions.

What he then does is up to him.

The Secret Service will never get a warrant, so I'm not terribly worried.

I have the ability to turn every window on the planet into cheese.

Fact.

I'd like some camembert for mine.

Fact.

I have the ability to turn every window on the planet into cheese.

Fact.

I can turn cheese into roast beef. We can have sammwiches.

Fact.

Sure

Dont take my word for it

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Like I said.

I dont have to do a thing.

Sure

Dont take my word for it







Like I said.

I dont have to do a thing.

Yeah, and even if you did, nothing's going to happen. The Secret Service would never get a warrant.

The Secret Service will never get a warrant, so I'm not terribly worried.

They don't need a warrant to question you.

Sure

Dont take my word for it







Like I said.

I dont have to do a thing.

Well nobodies breaking down my door yet................

Yeah, and even if you did, nothing's going to happen. The Secret Service would never get a warrant.

Fact.

Fact.

Is this going to become the new comedy phrase of NSG, stating FACT after every sentance?

Yes it is.

Fact.

Who said it had anything to do with me. What makes you think the Service cant see this themselves?

I merely warned him of the possible consequences of his actions.

What he then does is up to him.

I wish Bush and Cheney were both dead.

Would THAT be SS material too, in the dictatorship Bush is trying to create?

I hate to break this to you...but those laws have been in effect for a very long time.

I hate to break this to you...but those laws have been in effect for a very long time.

Is that a fact?

I hate to break this to you...but those laws have been in effect for a very long time.

Answer my question.

This specific law? I'd say more than forty years maybe longer . The US Code is amended and updated regularly.

Ask Congress.

This specific law? I'd say more than forty years maybe more. The US Code is amended and updated regularly.

Ask Congress.

So please state where someone on this thread (apart from me) said they would directly hurt monkey boy.

This specific law? I'd say more than forty years maybe longer . The US Code is amended and updated regularly.

Ask Congress.

just because someone says that bush would be murdered in their town dose not mean they are violateing the law. I am SURE that some people in my town would kill bush if they got a chance (and i live in north carolina) but simply stating a fact is NOT a crime

So please state where someone on this thread (apart from me) said they would directly hurt monkey boy.

Actually, I am going off to do other things right now..I am not all that interested in wasting my time in what seems to be a very nice little echo chamber.

You're not listening, and I suspect you never were.So..seeya.

I have Chapter Three of NeverWinter Nights to finish, I want some coffee and then I might go to bed.

Will i come back to this thread?

Maybe...maybe not...maybe never...maybe next week, who can tell?

G'night.

Just because someone says that Bush would be murdered in their town does not mean they are violateing the law. I am SURE that some people in my town would kill Bush if they got a chance (and I live in North Carolina) but simply stating a fact is NOT a crime.

Fact.

Fixed.

Actually, I am going off to do other things right now..I am not all that interested in wasting my time in what seems to be a very nice little echo chamber.

You're not listening, and I suspect you never were.So..seeya.

I have Chapter Three of NeverWinter Nights to finish, I want some coffee and then I might go to bed.

Will i come back to this thread?

Maybe...maybe not...maybe never...maybe next week, who can tell?

G'night.


They won't place nice so I'm going home!!

They proved me wrong, its not fair!!

Fact!!

Actually, I am going off to do other things right now..I am not all that interested in wasting my time in what seems to be a very nice little echo chamber.

You're not listening, and I suspect you never were.So..seeya.

I have Chapter Three of NeverWinter Nights to finish, I want some coffee and then I might go to bed.

Will i come back to this thread?

Maybe...maybe not...maybe never...maybe next week, who can tell?

G'night.

Take some waffles with you.

Fixed.

Thank you (I knew there were mistakes in there but i was not typing for my english teacher so I did not bother with grammer.)

Thank you (I knew there were mistakes in there but I was not typing for my english teacher so I did not bother with grammar.)

Fact.

No problem :p

No problem :p

Fact.

:D

If I'm eating breakfast in a diner that means I didn't eat breakfast at home, and the fact that I didn't eat breakfast at home means I probably didn't drink my cup of coffee at home.

Thus meaning I would be in a state where I probably wouldn't even notice G-dub coming in. My brain would be so none-function that I'd only have enough brain power to be focused on my coffee-cream-splenda mixture, and once it's done, I'd need more. So I probably wouldn't even notice him until midway through the third cup.

In fact, if he came over to the table, I'd probably think he was the manager, and tell him that the service has been good and the coffee has been delicious, and that I'm going to keep buying more.

If I'm eating breakfast in a diner that means I didn't eat breakfast at home, and the fact that I didn't eat breakfast at home means I probably didn't drink my cup of coffee at home.

Thus meaning I would be in a state where I probably wouldn't even notice G-dub coming in. My brain would be so none-function that I'd only have enough brain power to be focused on my coffee-cream-splenda mixture, and once it's done, I'd need more. So I probably wouldn't even notice him until midway through the third cup.

In fact, if he came over to the table, I'd probably think he was the manager, and tell him that the service has been good and the coffee has been delicious, and that I'm going to keep buying more.

Now that would be an amusing scenario

Bush ; "How ya doing good, to meet ya!"
Andaluciae ; "Yeah the coffee was great thankyou"

Now that would be an amusing scenario

Bush ; "How ya doing good, to meet ya!"
Andaluciae ; "Yeah the coffee was great thankyou"

Don't forget the "After last night, I really needed this. You guys are lifesavers."

Don't forget the "After last night, I really needed this. You guys are lifesavers."

He'd probably embrace you and say "Thank god, one of the 28%!"

I might ask him who writes his speeches. (andI'd stop going to that diner).

Well, Ad Hominem attacks are right-wingy.

Oh, I shouldn't say so. The left is equally as capable at them.

i'd be more interested in how many different sauces and condiments i can put on my food before i find it to be inedible. that's my usual motorway service station game.

Oh, I shouldn't say so. The left is equally as capable at them.

Yup. The big difference in style seems to be that the one often sees themselves as righteous while the other often sees themselves as enlightened.

WOOT! I am in a poll!!!!!!!!!

*dances*

and enters the same diner that you are in. You are sitting at a booth eating breakfast. Who/what would you be more interested in?

I'd be most interested in the distance, force and accuracy with which I could projectile-vomit.

and enters the same diner that you are in. You are sitting at a booth eating breakfast. Who/what would you be more interested in?

New poll! :)

Yes, this has been inspired by the other thread.

I'd be mildly interested, but pay more attention to my food. Or attempt to.

I'd be most interested in the distance, force and accuracy with which I could projectile-vomit.
I'm sure your best would come naturally in that situation.

I'd pay attention to Bush. You can't throw your food accurately unless you pay attention to your target.

I'd be most interested in the distance, force and accuracy with which I could projectile-vomit.

http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Projectile_20Vomiter