Snappy dresser stabs three.
Drunk commies deleted
02-02-2007, 18:06
A student dressed in a simple but stylish outfit of hearing protection earmuffs, a towel and a cane became agitated at school and stabbed three people with a screwdriver. Who would have thought a guy so well dressed would snap like that? Anyway, what do you folks think about requiring uniforms in school. What should those uniforms look like?
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/10912010/detail.html
Call to power
02-02-2007, 18:13
“two security specialists” :confused:
Of course if he had a monocle and a top hat he could stab me to death with a butter knife for all I care :)
Boonytopia
03-02-2007, 08:36
He should have used a heavy duty pair of scissors, he would have had more success.
Harlesburg
06-02-2007, 02:41
He should have used a heavy duty pair of scissors, he would have had more success.
Left handed scissors.;)
I thought he was gonna whip out a sword cane.
Seriously, trust no one except the hippies and the geeks!
I don't think they teach black history in jail.
It's like a twisted version of Alice in Wonderland.
Johnny B Goode
06-02-2007, 03:07
A student dressed in a simple but stylish outfit of hearing protection earmuffs, a towel and a cane became agitated at school and stabbed three people with a screwdriver. Who would have thought a guy so well dressed would snap like that? Anyway, what do you folks think about requiring uniforms in school. What should those uniforms look like?
http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/10912010/detail.html
Uh...what the fuck?
Uh...what the fuck?
That would be the standard reaction to a news post by DCD, certainly.
Theoretical Physicists
06-02-2007, 05:40
It's like a twisted version of Alice in Wonderland.
I though Alice in Wonderland was pretty twisted to begin with.
Boonytopia
06-02-2007, 11:14
Left handed scissors.;)
Spot on. :)
Cabra West
06-02-2007, 11:17
What, no pictures? :(
Mooseica
06-02-2007, 14:07
What, no pictures? :(
I know :( I was hoping for some too.
I know :( I was hoping for some too.
Same here. Sounds like the best dressed criminal to ever get mentioned on NS.
Mooseica
06-02-2007, 14:41
Same here. Sounds like the best dressed criminal to ever get mentioned on NS.
Wouldn't it be great if this became a new fashion? Go out and commit crime in the most stylishly outlandish costume you can think of. I mean imagine the headlines - 'man in duck suit and dungarees sets fire to badger!'
Awesome
Wouldn't it be great if this became a new fashion? Go out and commit crime in the most stylishly outlandish costume you can think of. I mean imagine the headlines - 'man in duck suit and dungarees sets fire to badger!'
Awesome
"A man dressed as a vagina is 'raped' by a woman dressed as a penis. Police are struggling to find a law under which they can be prosecuted"
Mooseica
06-02-2007, 15:07
"A man dressed as a vagina is 'raped' by a woman dressed as a penis. Police are struggling to find a law under which they can be prosecuted"
Touche good sir!
See? If more criminals dressed up in outlandish clothing the world would be a better, more amusing and probably less crime-ridden place.
I mean come on, how many criminals would be willing to dress up as a giant sofa in order to rob someone?
I don't think they teach black history in jail.
Friend of mine has one of those, it's neat, but a little short to be used as a cane.